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    empath, tap me! empath's Avatar
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    Cox Cable

    i think the guy that does the advertising for Cox cable has a really tough job.

    I don't know if I could resist making ads like:

    Cox: You Need It
    Reach Out and Touch Friends & Family with Cox
    Order Now, and Give Your Neighbors Cox Envy
    Open Your Home to Cox




    :specialed:

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    imma dancin turd, mmk? hue-e's Avatar
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    I think Shorn Cox should be the spokesman
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    lol

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    Everybody likes to play with our Cox.......High Speed Internet
    [font=Georgia, Garamond, Times New Roman]I think my new thing will be to try to be a real happy guy. I'll just walk around being real happy until some jerk says something stupid to me.[/font]

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    imma dancin turd, mmk? hue-e's Avatar
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    There's enough Cox for the whole family.
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    I think Joey works for Cox.
    That's what the history of the world is based on- the link between shoes and a bag. You think it's about Christianity, but it's not. It's about shoes and handbags! -Isaac Mizrahi

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    Cox pays me money:raveon:

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    "Cox penetrates stiffly."

    shit that one doesnt really works. i suck at slogans. :(

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    their real slogan is "Cox, Your Friend In The Digital Age"

    make fun of that

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    Plug in cox for hours of fun
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    Now available in packages

    Cox in a box.

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    imma dancin turd, mmk? hue-e's Avatar
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    Call one of our friendly representatives for the availability of Cox in your area.
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    This is going down hill, I wonder when mary will make an ass comment?

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    empath, tap me! empath's Avatar
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    Feed Yourself With Cox: Order Pizza Online!

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