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    husband shopping

    A husband shopping center (HusbandMart) has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is comprised of six floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building.

    So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs.

    The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes.

    The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.

    The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further up?" And up she goes again. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking.

    "Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"

    The fourth floor sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework.

    "Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!" And again she heads up another flight.

    The fifth floor sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak. "Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be awaiting me further on?" So up to the sixth floor she goes.

    The sixth floor sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 123,456,789,012,345 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at HusbandMart and have a nice day
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    :bravo:

    i wouldda just been happy with the 3rd floor..
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    that's beautiful
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    that is sooo true.
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    hahahahahhah great becky!
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    Re: husband shopping

    Originally posted by Buddafly
    You are visitor 123,456,789,012,345 to this floor.
    just some quick math here, but each woman on the planet went 35,000 times and still didnt get what was happening.


    oh silly women:bookonraves:

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    women have enough trouble picking out a fucking pair of blue jeans
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    Originally posted by keokikim02
    :bravo:

    i wouldda just been happy with the 3rd floor..
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    Originally posted by Capital Zero
    women have enough trouble picking out a fucking pair of blue jeans
    i know i do!
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    awesome.
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    Originally posted by Schlitz
    that is sooo true.

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    Originally posted by Capital Zero
    women have enough trouble picking out a fucking pair of blue jeans
    As I have recently learned.
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    haha, What would be the shopping mall for us guys...

    Floor one - Has a pretty Face

    Floor Two - Has a pretty Face and boobs...

     

    LOL it probably go along that...

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    I'm your boy, blue. Wickity's Avatar
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    NO, I know a lot of guys who get off on the first floor - "Has a pulse"

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