View Poll Results: Which would you rather wake up to?

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  • an old nasty bald and hairy man (or woman)

    8 12.31%
  • a midget

    57 87.69%
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    Child of The Beat PuRnOcEnSe's Avatar
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    Which would you rather wake up next to?

    After an extensive conversation about this sort of thing last night, I decided I just want to find out what everyone else thinks..
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    definatly a midget. i mean that would just make for all kinds of great stories down the line.
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    Originally posted by Liquidguru
    definatly a midget. i mean that would just make for all kinds of great stories down the line.
    i must agree.....
    you can tell by the way she talks, she rules the word...

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    i concur as well
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    robot. Liquidguru's Avatar
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    i mean who would want to fuck a bald hairy ugly person?
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    :werd: exactly.. thats why I can't believe this guy got mad when his girlfriend said a midget.. He couldn't get over the midget thing.. And I totally would say midget as well!
    ~I can grow, In spite of all you know. You might not recognize me tomorrow. Yes I can change, In spite of all they say...Become something strange and beautiful~

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    Ewww...neither.
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    a MIDGET though? well .... old and hairy?? but a midget ... ohgod, i need to not think about this anymore!!! :crazyeyes:
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    but what if it happened to you?! which one is better?
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    yup yup aliceinsubland's Avatar
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    lol......how about a hairy bald midget....hmmmmm
    you can tell by the way she talks, she rules the word...

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    exactly... if it had to be one of them, which would you rather?
    ~I can grow, In spite of all you know. You might not recognize me tomorrow. Yes I can change, In spite of all they say...Become something strange and beautiful~

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    Hey--aren't there midgets on this board?

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    I can have it all! cleophite's Avatar
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    uh ... oh man ..... *head explodes*


    sorry this is just an overflow on my disgust-o-meter today
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    Originally posted by Anti-DieselKitty
    Ewww...neither.
    that would be my first choice...NEITHER....but in a gun to head sorta situation...i'd go with midget. yucky to think about...
    " Just cause you made it yourself, don't make it custom." -Campbell

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    Originally posted by aliceinsubland
    lol......how about a hairy bald midget....hmmmmm


    :delirious: Man, I should have made that option number 3..
    ~I can grow, In spite of all you know. You might not recognize me tomorrow. Yes I can change, In spite of all they say...Become something strange and beautiful~

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