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  1. 2009-06-15, 11:51 AM #1
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    You dj so bad that...

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    You dj so bad you make Peter Hook look good.

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    You DJ so bad that real djx refused to acknowledge you went to high school with him.






  3. 2009-06-15, 11:56 AM #3
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    you DJ so bad
    your idea of a money set contains both castles in the sky and sandstorm
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  4. 2009-06-15, 12:23 PM #4
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    you DJ so bad that you make dubstep sound good. ;)

















    (i loveth dubstep!)
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    You DJ so bad you haven't figured out why everyone else needs a mixer and a second deck.
  6. 2009-06-15, 12:34 PM #6
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    you dj so bad you bught this
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    You DJ so bad no one will even book you to do weddings
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    You DJ so bad your sound system blew itself out just to make you stop.
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    You DJ so bad that you pay MC Navigator to cover up your fail with his endless stupid...
  10. 2009-06-15, 12:37 PM #10
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    you dj so bad
    testieo said you rock
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  11. 2009-06-15, 12:41 PM #11
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    you dj so bad, your equipment refuses to turn on.
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  12. 2009-06-15, 12:42 PM #12
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    You DJ so bad you got breast implants so you could DJ topless in order to distract the crowd from your bad mixing... and you're a guy...
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  13. 2009-06-15, 12:43 PM #13
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    you dj so bad wooden shoes in the dryer sound better
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  14. 2009-06-15, 12:44 PM #14
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    you dj so bad, you can't even get a gig in your own basement.
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    You DJ so bad crowds recreate scenes from The Happening on the dancefloor during your set.
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