Sup fool!!

[DJ McDonalds]

Yo wassup fools this is DJ McDonalds from the bay area. I also go by Riff Raff and House Arrest when I play out at the clubs and raves.

I run 2 crews and shit, Zapatistas Productions and Hard Heads productions. We throw some of the bombest parties that the bay area has ever seen, and we're hella taking over shit out here.

I play U.S. Hard House, and mix in hella other styles of music like E-40, Rage Against the Machine, Panic at the Disco, and mad other shit. Been DJing for about 2 years and hella blowing up the spot each time I bust out. It's all about CDJs, fuck vinyl that shit is wack. I'm not down with that digital laptop shit either, that's no way to mix!

Anyways, if you fools are ever in the bay area, be sure to hit up my parties and shit. I'm also looking to play out in the east coast sometime...maybe you can bring me out to your party and I'll bring you out to mine. You can hear my original productions on my myspace and shit. Bomb ass hard house for that funky ass.

Well hit me back up. It's all about ZAAAAPAAAASSSSS BITCHES!!!!! :sombrero:

[juicyjay]

um. hi

[slim pickinz]

hella-hello

[DJ McDonalds]

Sup fools!

[LOGO]

Hella is not just a word, it's a fuckin' lifestyle, yo.

I have known people who've moved out there, and within a few short months, they're using the word "hella" like sailors use pocket pussies.

Anyway, DJ MikkieD's, welcome to the bored.
Say wud up to DJ Wendy's and MC BK for us.

[DJ McDonalds]

Fuck that shit, Wendy's & BK are some wack ass places...they ain't got nothin on the super size value menu that McDonalds has!

I see you are playing a party w/DJ Heather...yeah she's alright, I booked her to play at my party called Funky Punk Rockers 3!

[LOGO]

Yeah, I'm excited, because Heather and I play very similar styles of House.
I sweat the Chicago House scene big time.

[DJ McDonalds]

Hell yeah if you talk to her tell her I said what's up. Tell her who I am (Edgar Mendoza from the bay area)

[mouse]

With MC BigMac? aka MC BM

[Shakey]

this thread makes me hungry.
hi dj McDonalds rofl

[CareBear]

NO fair now I'm hungry!

[SiKniSS]

i dont even think they have supersizing anymore ... they ended it due to misguided blame from fat people.
wouldn't want to tease those 600lb bohemoths with a fuckin 8lb box of fries would ya?

say hi to hamburglar for me..

[jbee]

can i get a double quarter pounder with cheese and a shake?

welcome

[Shakey]

i would love an 8lb box of fries. but they gotta be the BK fries.
BK > McD's in every way except breakfast.

<~~~ eats anything and everything in sight, but i have the greatest metabolism in history.
yay for not getting rotund.

[jbee]

i would love an 8lb box of fries. but they gotta be the BK fries.
BK > McD's in every way except breakfast.

<~~~ eats anything and everything in sight, but i have the greatest metabolism in history. yay for not getting fat.

eewwwww bk fries are teh suck!

[Shakey]

eewwwww bk fries are teh suck!
you have lost your fucking mind......
we clearly need a poll for this.

[elad]

ding fries are done! go dumb! go crazy! ghostride an apple pie with dat! :woowoo: :beaker:

[mouse]

ding fries are done! go dumb! go crazy! ghostride an apple pie with dat! :woowoo: :beaker:

ghostride the pie?

[jbee]

you have lost your fucking mind......
we clearly need a poll for this.


are you setting one up?

[Funshine]

eewwwww bk fries are teh suck!
Wendy's are where it's at :hifive:

[mouse]

i <3 McD's fries. fyi. just sayin

[imabagel]

i would love an 8lb box of fries. but they gotta be the BK fries.
BK > McD's in every way except breakfast.

<~~~ eats anything and everything in sight, but i have the greatest metabolism in history.
yay for not getting rotund.

heh. u said rotund



btw mister dj. welcome to the bored. er. board.

[Shakey]

are you setting one up?
nope :D
but you can if you want.

[jbee]

Wendy's are where it's at :hifive:


yeah i like wendy's too. bk changed the recipe years ago and that is when they got nasty.

[imabagel]

heh. i like Ore Ida personally.

waffle fries and tater tots

[mouse]

heh, you said tater

[SiKniSS]

he's right bk fries blow goat balls...


it's all about the hot and crispy time window to wendys fries...
get them straight out of the fryer and you have 10 minutes to eat them or they become wiggly little potato worms... then you have frosty or chili to dip them... maybe both...
but don't eat them after that time window .. they become fries of fail...

[Funshine]

Awww... I like fries of fail. There's nothing better than soggy fries. Except, maybe, frosty fries.

[imabagel]

he's right bk fries blow goat balls...


it's all about the hot and crispy time window to wendys fries...
get them straight out of the fryer and you have 10 minutes to eat them or they become wiggly little potato worms... then you have frosty or chili to dip them... maybe both...
but don't eat them after that time window .. they become fries of fail...

did you graduate from McD's university?

[Muramasa]

ghostride the pie?

I'm adopting this phrase.

[SiKniSS]

did you graduate from McD's university?
nope i'm fat and know alot about fries

[imabagel]

hahah

[Shakey]

you guys have all lost your minds.....anything from wendy's is automatically disqualified from the conversation cause it sucks balls. :D
i mean, look at their chili for example.....it's a freaking soup....not thick like chili is supposed to be.

[imabagel]

hey Wendy's is home to the jr bacon cheeseburger. they're known for something.

plus. their mascot is a chick.



personally,im all about Arby's and the curly fries

[Shakey]

holy crap i forgot about Arby's fries.
they are truly a heavyweight contender.

[imabagel]

heh. i think i'll be heading out there for lunch today...


actually. i think i might head out rather soonish...

[mouse]

bring me some arby's fries, bitch

[DJ KonviKt]

It's all about CDJs, fuck vinyl that shit is wack. I'm not down with that digital laptop shit either, that's no way to mix!



Why don't ya tell us how ya really feel. lmao... Fuck vinyl that shit is wack, WTF is that shit son. Mix Master Mike oughta roll on down the Bay area and smack some respect in to u with some classic cuts. So I guess ya don't have techs at these parties ya throw. Vinyl made the scene. BTW Wendy's is much better than McD's IMO.

[SiKniSS]

* throws handfulls of roast beef slathered in horsey sauce*

[LOGO]

Fuck all of you and your pussified, flaccid potato strings.

Royal Farms potato wedges, fried in the same grease as their Royal Chicken, so not only are they, like, a 1/4 lb of potato in every wedge, they taste like fried chicken.

Check Mate.

[zartan]

yo yo wassup fools, its DJ Ex-Mobil clownin' and kickin' up here in the d to the c. i also go by Chev-Ron and MC Tex-da-ko when i'm cold frontin up in the house partayz and shakin booty at the rave.

I run 2 crews and shit, Petrol Productions and Gas Money productions. We throw some of the bombest parties that the Chezapeek Yay area has ever seen, and we're hella taking over shit out here.

I play Happy Hardcore, and mix in hella other styles of music like Polyphonic Spree, Mozart, 50 Cent, the Killers, Iron Maiden, INXS, and cold CRAZY other shit. Been DJing for about 3 months and hella blowing up the spot each time I bust out my Chezapeek style. It's all about tape decks, fuck vinyl that shit is wack. I'm not down with that CDJ shit neither! That ain't mixin! Shiii.

Sup fool!

Anyways, if you fools are ever in the c-Yay area, be sure to hit up my parties and shit. I'm also looking to play out in the left coast sometime...maybe you can bring me out to your party and I'll bring you out to mine. You can hear my original productions on my myspace and shit. Bomb ass classical happy harcore reggae hip-hop for that funky ass. Shake it beyatch!

Well hit me back up. It's all about PEEETROLLLLLLL BITCHES!!!!!

[DJ KonviKt]

:hilarious: :spit:

[DJ KonviKt]

word to ur mothers fools This is DJ Capt Kangaroo but I also moniker under Marsupial Man and Jackass Joey. I throw parties for Down Under Productions and own Sydney CircleJerks. I mix Elevator house but blend it with mad other styles like Salsa and Polka music. What it is B I'm steady tryin to get booked out where u kids are cuz nobody wants me or my music here. Handle me the 411 son.

[zartan]

Sup fool! Chezapeek Yay represent!

[tha_koolaid]

hello

[imabagel]

Fuck all of you and your pussified, flaccid potato strings.

Royal Farms potato wedges, fried in the same grease as their Royal Chicken, so not only are they, like, a 1/4 lb of potato in every wedge, they taste like fried chicken.

Check Mate.

i had those after the last Mosaic i went to..

good shit. a little to heavy for my tastes though.

[jbee]

bwahahahaha

[OhNoesIt'sJohn]

hello, i am in the bay area and know nothing of your parties.

although, if it's one of the 'raves' in the east bay, i'll pass. 12 year olds dressed like tranny prostitutes = not my thing.

[zartan]

sup fool!

[LOGO]

<strike>This thread is going places, big time.</strike>

This thread is mad-hella going places, fool. Fo real, an shit.

[DJ KonviKt]

Sup to the sup fool.

[gkeylow]

:rofl:

Sup fool, great way to introduce yourself on a board!

[zartan]

ghostridin the bay bridge beyatch! chezzy yay-o rep!

[jbee]

http://bzdirect.com/images%2Fproducts%2Fbz_thumbs%2F652a.jpg

[zartan]

although, if it's one of the 'raves' in the east bay, i'll pass. 12 year olds dressed like tranny prostitutes = not my thing.

yo yo yo oh-no-its-Jay-2-da-Ow-En, you be riding deez nuts bout my Chezzy yay bitches? callin my skeezers trannies? shiiiiiiyat fool when i bust out my reggaeton remix of Magic Carpet Ride (check it check it check it don't wreck it up on my Myspace!! represent!) those bitches be shakin dey ass! shake it shake it shake it don't bake it clown! straight kickin it!

sup! holla! chez-yay in the hizzuh!

[The Logic Theorist]

Take a good look, y'all: this is what happens when you spend too much time on the West Coast. You end up wicked retarded, kid. Yo.

[zartan]

yo yo yo p-to-the-iy-illl you need to chiggidy check yo'self before you wiggidy wreck yo'self.

[The Logic Theorist]

I'm not cised about yo steelo, kid. Ya heard?

[jbee]

microphone check micro microphone checkaaaaaaaaa

[slim pickinz]

for the record, checkers has better fries than any of them. and wendys fries suck, but their burgers rock. fuck mcdonalds.

[slim pickinz]

* throws handfulls of roast beef slathered in horsey sauce*
horseradish anything, makes me want to vomit blood and stab my eyes with unsharpened pencils. just the name of that shit alone should disqualify it as an actual food product. eww.

[LOGO]

fuck mcdonalds.
I first read this as "fuck mongoloids."


And I started salivating.

[LOGO]

horseradish anything, makes me want to vomit blood and stab my eyes with unsharpened pencils. just the name of that shit alone should disqualify it as an actual food product. eww.
HA.
It's like they found this new root, and the word "root" was already taken by that Ersatz beer, so they had to come up with a unique name for their new discovery.
Well, "radish" was already taken, too, but when Mr. Edward B. Mare came galloping in on his trusty steed, Horus, the blazed new-root-discovery-people saw this as a sign, and dubbed their new root "horseradish."

These new-root-discovery-people later went on to discover the short-lived condiments, cigaretteapple, salmontire, kangaroosocks, and tamponcuticle.

Look it up on Wiki if you don't believe me.

[zartan]

for the record, checkers has better fries than any of them. and wendys fries suck, but their burgers rock. fuck mcdonalds.


fuck mcdonalds? hellll no clown. fuck Citgo! dey gas is WACK

[DJ KonviKt]

DJ Hamburglar Rulez. WestSide While we Ride. Grimace reresentin hard whatup fools.

[JacobDaniel]

This thread made me rofl all over myself.

And BTW, each of the restraunts named here has something there good at.

McDonalds: fries and shakes
Wendy's: Jr Bacon Cheeseburger and the nuggets.
BK: The chicken fries and the tendercrisp are, should I say, "hella" good.
Arby's: Roast beef and curly fries

and to add my shit here.

Roy Rogers: Gold Rush Chicken is the greatest thing ever (thanks to Jamie for that one)

[JacobDaniel]

Oh, and yes, I am a fat ass.

[slim pickinz]

HA.
It's like they found this new root, and the word "root" was already taken by that Ersatz beer, so they had to come up with a unique name for their new discovery.
Well, "radish" was already taken, too, but when Mr. Edward B. Mare came galloping in on his trusty steed, Horus, the blazed new-root-discovery-people saw this as a sign, and dubbed their new root "horseradish."

These new-root-discovery-people later went on to discover the short-lived condiments, cigaretteapple, salmontire, kangaroosocks, and tamponcuticle.

Look it up on Wiki if you don't believe me.
and here, i thought horseradish was just a kinder name for horse shit, you know, like how the condiment tastes? and i use the word condiment loosely, because that shit should be banned from the food chain. and the dude that said mickey d's has good shakes. well, i disagree, i thing wendys has it in that dept with the frostys. granted they aren't shakes, but they're thick, and they have vanilla.

[JacobDaniel]

and here, i thought horseradish was just a kinder name for horse shit, you know, like how the condiment tastes? and i use the word condiment loosely, because that shit should be banned from the food chain. and the dude that said mickey d's has good shakes. well, i disagree, i thing wendys has it in that dept with the frostys. granted they aren't shakes, but they're thick, and they have vanilla.

Frosty's are the shiznizzle, but McD's skakes are easier to consume when you're out for that sunday drive.

[slim pickinz]

fair enough, i just never really liked their shakes. i like arbys jamocha shake the best. or banana from checkers, who has the largest shakes for sure

[DJ McDonalds]

Why don't ya tell us how ya really feel. lmao... Fuck vinyl that shit is wack, WTF is that shit son. Mix Master Mike oughta roll on down the Bay area and smack some respect in to u with some classic cuts. So I guess ya don't have techs at these parties ya throw. Vinyl made the scene. BTW Wendy's is much better than McD's IMO.

Fuck that shit I'd rather carry around one CD book of CDs rather than some heavy ass bags of vinyl. That way if people try to jack my CDs I just burn another copy of them. Vinyl's too expensive anyways, cuts right into my McDonalds budget. Can't be having that shit, fuck that!

And fuck Mixmaster Mike, DJing for some old farts known as the Beastie Boys!

[DJ McDonalds]

Btw, sup to everyone who's been cool, and fuck all you haters. Go get a life or die!!!!!!!

ZAAAAAPAAAASSSSSS

[DJ McDonalds]

hello, i am in the bay area and know nothing of your parties.

although, if it's one of the 'raves' in the east bay, i'll pass. 12 year olds dressed like tranny prostitutes = not my thing.

No bitch your mom doesn't go to my parties :plur:

You should actually attend one of my parties before you start runnin your faggot ass mouth. I'll really show you what :plurstick: is all about!!!!

[slim pickinz]

now why would you come up in here and have a fucked up attitude towards people having fun. you're a douche, and you should go jump off of alcatraz. dick. obviously your idea of what plur, is what it's all about. do us all a favor and try to swim to hawaii. because obviously the tru definition of plur is, is calling people faggots and talkng shit on their mom. you are a piece of walking shit. your parties probably suck. i'll be asking some folks out there about you, and hope they tell me you had a party that blew donkey balls. ass. go play in traffic on the 101, you ridiculous ass. never come to dc. ever. i mean, i guess you could, but some of the "faggots" might kick the shit out of you around here for talking ike that. and another valid point i'd like to make is this. how do you live in sf, yet use words like faggot. you suck at life, and you suck worse at partying.

[slim pickinz]

sorry i had to do that. not sorry to the prick, but to all of you that don't normally see me go off like that.

[DJ McDonalds]

Blah blah blah blah blah, bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch.

I'd like to see you say that shit to my face bitch, and then have you walk around holding my front left pocket puto!!!

Don't fuckin step to someone you won't be able to handle bitch!

[slim pickinz]

first of all, never threaten me again. second, never threaten anyone online you fake ass paper gangster. i'm a pretty big dude, and i know how to handle myself fairly well, and if i feel like something needs to be said to someones face, i'll say it. also, i'll take someones shit, if something needs to be said to my face. but i wouldn't sit here and tell you about it online, because i, unlike yourself, can back my shit up,and i'm not gonna sit here and argue with a fake ass west coast igangster. you fucking lame ass.

[DJ McDonalds]

Whatever fool you don't know who your fucking with!

I throw sold out shows left & right bringing out names like Angel Alanis, AM/FM Alexander, CZR, DJ Heather, Nemesis, DJ Venom, Paul Elstak, DJ Distortion, Mark V & Poogie Bear, Steve Smooth...I could go on for days...what the fuck have you ever done to amount to my shit bitch???

That's right, nothing!

And I can't wait to see you step to me. Like I said, I'll show you what true PLUR is all about when I gay bash your faggot ass!

Can you hear me now? Good...

[slim pickinz]

wow, i can't wait for the mods to see this. i only hope they ban you, and i hope every dj, producer and promoter that comes here, sees your name so they can go forth and spread the word. don't work with this racist, bigoted, homophobic, fuckwad. keep digging your hole. prick. and why would i "step" to some dickwad for talking shit on the internet? that's retarded. i think you need to move to another town besides sf, since you hat the gays so much.i'm thnking somewhere in texas would be good for an asshole like you. and i don't measure success, or self worth to throwing parties. thats the stupidest thing i've ever heard. thanks for throwing a party, dick. also thanks for being a part of what is trying to make our scene suck. if i saw someone within the scene saying that shit, i wouldn't go to partys any more either. you're really helping to further your scene by bashing the largest supporters of it. you play house music, and in sf theres a lot of gays into that. know who dennis peron is? say good bye to your largely gay crowds, asshole.

[slim pickinz]

where do you lame parties happen out there, so i can tell my people to stay away from the homophobics paper gangster party.

[mouse]

ghostride the pie

:plurboh:

[JacobDaniel]

Wow, I predict someone being banned in the near future.

[slim pickinz]

Wow, I predict someone being banned in the near future.
i can only hope so. and let me apologize in advance, for anything inappropriate i may have said, but that guy struck a nerve. i know a handfull of people out there, and i'll definitely let them know to not even go to an event that would book that guy, or that he throws.

[JacobDaniel]

i can only hope so. and let me apologize in advance, for anything inappropriate i may have said, but that guy struck a nerve. i know a handfull of people out there, and i'll definitely let them know to not even go to an event that would book that guy, or that he throws.

Oh, you don't need to apologize. He's a douche!! He talks about throwing parties and shit and showing you what PLUR really means, but he probably doesn't actually know the meaning of the acronym to begin with.

[mouse]

what IS plur?

[Tauhs]

Awww... I like fries of fail. There's nothing better than soggy fries. Except, maybe, frosty fries.


Good to know I am not the only one that dips wendy's fries in my frosty...thats some good shit!

[Tauhs]

i can only hope so. and let me apologize in advance, for anything inappropriate i may have said, but that guy struck a nerve. i know a handfull of people out there, and i'll definitely let them know to not even go to an event that would book that guy, or that he throws.


wow..i really shouldnt skip pages...dude, you have absolutly nothing to be apologetic about. I have seen many many of your posts, they are well thought out, humorous, and you seem to be (as much as can be seen via the inet) pretty cool. Me personally, I am not gay, but I do have many friends that are...to each their own....dosent change the fact that they are cool people. They say one in every 6 people is a complete asshole....what number u think this guy is?? hehe.

[slim pickinz]

wow..i really shouldnt skip pages...dude, you have absolutly nothing to be apologetic about. I have seen many many of your posts, they are well thought out, humorous, and you seem to be (as much as can be seen via the inet) pretty cool. Me personally, I am not gay, but I do have many friends that are...to each their own....dosent change the fact that they are cool people. They say one in every 6 people is a complete asshole....what number u think this guy is?? hehe.
number one asshole award(drum roll) that guy

[elad]

yo yo yo, yall need to hyphy it up in dis beeee-40ft-yatch, yadadamean?.... ghostride the pie and plug some thizzz yo, dont make me step up and gas brake dip gas brake dip yo azzz. :woowoo: what!? yeeeeah!

[slim pickinz]

yo yo yo, yall need to hyphy it up in dis beeee-40ft-yatch, yadadamean?.... ghostride the pie and plug some thizzz yo, dont make me step up and gas brake dip gas brake dip yo azzz. :woowoo: what!? yeeeeah!
:hilarious: :hilarious: :hilarious:

[LOGO]

This thread definitely wins the prize!

[jbee]

http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/36/63/23326336.jpg

[zartan]

lol y'all clownin

[maynard]

what IS plur?

It's what they had to get out of Monica Lewinsky's dress.

Also, this thread is hilarious. Retards the whole lot of ya.

[Muramasa]

lol y'all clownin

They see him fryin'
They hatin'

[DJ KonviKt]

Sup fools. Hardcore action B.
http://movies.clevver.com/MoviePics/996.jpg

[dubsteptim]

this thread is ridiculous!

wezt coazt!

[decoy]

he's right bk fries blow goat balls...


it's all about the hot and crispy time window to wendys fries...
get them straight out of the fryer and you have 10 minutes to eat them or they become wiggly little potato worms... then you have frosty or chili to dip them... maybe both...
but don't eat them after that time window .. they become fries of fail...

this post is the truth.

Wendys fries are the best, provided they are consumed within the "golden window" of taste. After that they rapidly become the worst fries.

MCD's fries have the best surviveability as they are 80% artificial anyway.

At BK its all about the "onion rings", so why one would even bother with the fires is beyond me.

[maynard]

Five Guys Cajun Fries > *

Arby's curly fries are the jimmy jam as well.

[DJ TREACHERY]

Yo wassup fools this is DJ McDonalds from the bay area.

If you're from the bay you should be DJ In-n-Out Burger. Or actually, DJ In-n-Out. Makes it sound like you'd play older Bad Boy Bill style house

[mouse]

http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/36/63/23326336.jpg

inside the prize? :whack:

[Maboroshi]

Wendy's are where it's at :hifive:
with honey mustard or frosty to dip them with.


ok now im hungry again.


hi dj mcdonalds....lol

[SiKniSS]

the prize is fries...

[Maboroshi]

has anyone done a poll yet?

[jbee]

tasty delicious fries from your choice of fast food joint

[jbee]

has anyone done a poll yet?


ill set it up

[Maboroshi]

has anyone done a poll yet?

DONE! :)

[OhNoesIt'sJohn]

No bitch your mom doesn't go to my parties :plur:

You should actually attend one of my parties before you start runnin your faggot ass mouth. I'll really show you what :plurstick: is all about!!!!

ahahahahahahaha

considering i haven't heard shit about your parties, and i've been out here a year, im gonna say no.

p.s. when talking violence on the internet, make sure the guy you are talking to isn't 6'4" and capable of grinding your face in to a curb.

plur.

[OhNoesIt'sJohn]

sorry i had to do that. not sorry to the prick, but to all of you that don't normally see me go off like that.

it's allright. i'm also quite sure the 'faggots' out here would like to have a word with him as well.

[DJ McDonalds]

HAHAHAHA you fools are stupid. Ask anyone in the bay who's gone to my parties and they'll tell you what I'm all about. You don't see fags or drag queens at my shows. Just kids down to party with some sick ass DJs, sick ass sound, sick ass lighting, and sick ass decorations. I do my shit the right way, none of you bitches would even know where to begin.

And to Slim SHADY Pickinz...your the only motherfucker on here with a huge dildo up your crusty asshole that your mom uses to beat one off because she knows she could never get any from any guys after you were born, so you need to shut the fuck up and get a life!

And try stepping up to my face Johnny boy. You wouldn't want to fuck witih me or any of my crew members from Zapatistas or Hard Heads you fuckin idiot. If anything you'll be the one who ends up in a dumpster!

Keep trying you faggot ass bitches, ZAPAS is takin over!!!!!

Can you hear me NOW? Maybe not...

[jbee]

So I gather your parties are not gay friendly? :specialed:

[gkeylow]

More like Neo Nazi, gay bashing party's. Sounds like a good ol' time, YA HEAR!!

:admin::padlock:

[OhNoesIt'sJohn]

HAHAHAHA you fools are stupid. Ask anyone in the bay who's gone to my parties and they'll tell you what I'm all about. You don't see fags or drag queens at my shows. Just kids down to party with some sick ass DJs, sick ass sound, sick ass lighting, and sick ass decorations. I do my shit the right way, none of you bitches would even know where to begin.

And to Slim SHADY Pickinz...your the only motherfucker on here with a huge dildo up your crusty asshole that your mom uses to beat one off because she knows she could never get any from any guys after you were born, so you need to shut the fuck up and get a life!

And try stepping up to my face Johnny boy. You wouldn't want to fuck witih me or any of my crew members from Zapatistas or Hard Heads you fuckin idiot. If anything you'll be the one who ends up in a dumpster!

Keep trying you faggot ass bitches, ZAPAS is takin over!!!!!

Can you hear me NOW? Maybe not...

this is funny.

1. you throw parties in the bay area, yet rant on faggots. I am going to be sharing this with many people here in the bay area. We'll see how long your tweek fests last.

2. you're a douche. I have been telling people how great the bay area is over the past year. You are proving me wrong. stfu and go OD on whatever shit has set the rot in your brain.

[zartan]

Yo yo yo can you hear me now?! verizon WASSUP!?!?!? Its DJ Ex-Mobil back on your jock, all up in yo FACE with the hyphy mozart kanye west angel alanis remix! i INVENTEDED the emmereffin remix fools!

can you hear me now! word!

yo and slim SHADY pickinz i'm calling you out motha fucka calling you out like yo name SLIM SHADY! awww yeah bitch! Slim shady verizon callin motherfucker. Can you hear me bitch? yo mama called and she gots your rusty-ass dildo fool!

aw shit you love what i do for you.... DJ Ex-Mobil! Aw yeah. clowns we be THINKIN DIFFRENT! yeah i said it... and I"M LOVIN IT!

uh huh uh huh, everyday low PRICES up in this PIECE. Chezzapeek YAY in FOOL FX!

[zartan]

oh yeah and a word to the wise - try stepping up to my face you LIL WAYNE LOOKIN CHUMP!! You wouldn't want to fuck witih me or any of my crew members from Petrol Productions or Gas Money you fuckin idiot. We pump more gas than 50 cent get ass and we ain't afraid to pump pump pump you up right into the dumpster! aw yeah!

[zartan]

sup! holla!

[gkeylow]

HAHAHAHA you fools are stupid. Ask anyone in the bay who's gone to my parties and they'll tell you what I'm all about. You don't see fags or drag queens at my shows. Just kids down to party with some sick ass DJs, sick ass sound, sick ass lighting, and sick ass decorations. I do my shit the right way, none of you bitches would even know where to begin.

And to Slim SHADY Pickinz...your the only motherfucker on here with a huge dildo up your crusty asshole that your mom uses to beat one off because she knows she could never get any from any guys after you were born, so you need to shut the fuck up and get a life!

And try stepping up to my face Johnny boy. You wouldn't want to fuck witih me or any of my crew members from Zapatistas or Hard Heads you fuckin idiot. If anything you'll be the one who ends up in a dumpster!

Keep trying you faggot ass bitches, ZAPAS is takin over!!!!!

Can you hear me NOW? Maybe not...

http://images.quizilla.com/A/antiprep63077/1093192768_681retards.jpg

[zartan]

yo and check this out - my favorite record store is "Fuck buying music, I hella download that shit for free off the internet, bitches!" yeah i said it!

[zartan]

oh and my favorite artists? Try this shit on fool - Anything by Madonna, Mistah FAB, E-40, The Bravery, Panic At The Disco, AFI, and hella other shit! yeah hella other shit too! i'm lovin it!

[zartan]

putos!

[OhNoesIt'sJohn]

i'm such a bastard

http://www.brproductions.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=4312

[zartan]

lol

[The Logic Theorist]

I don't know if anything could possibly be funnier than someone with a sum total of 2 years of DJing (on CDJ's) and promoting experience trying to tell the rest of us that we don't have any idea what we're doing.

[gkeylow]

i'm such a bastard

http://www.brproductions.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=4312


:rofl:

Classic

[Muramasa]

lol

Hey Eric, you forgot about THE SKATEBOARD KRU. 360 flip-plant the ollie-side-slide vert twist like whoa in this party. Y'all don't even know how to hang ten the breeze crack slide on the grind. Whut.

[mouse]

http://images.quizilla.com/A/antiprep63077/1093192768_681retards.jpg

http://www.shogunmouse.com/albums/photochops/Ian_arguing.gif

Even better.... I <3 Ian.

[zartan]

I don't know if anything could possibly be funnier than someone with a sum total of 2 years of DJing (on CDJ's) and promoting experience trying to tell the rest of us that we don't have any idea what we're doing.

cdjs represent! vinyl is fo suckaz! shit be HEAVIER THAN MY BEATS, i ain't tryin to carry that shit around

[DJ McDonalds]

So you bitches think your all that comin on to my turf and talking hella shit on BR?

CHUMPS!

I got enough of a rep out there to shut all you fucks down. I have a tattoo parlor, 2 record labels, 2 internet radio shows (The BOUNCE FM & Primitive Science), 2 production crews AND a clothing line. All I was trying to do was spread the word about my shit & get gigs out there. Just wanted to take a vacation to the capitol and maybe get some shows up in there, but you fucks are being a bunch of haters.

All you bitches had to do was say no...but it wouldn't matter anyways cuz I'll still find a way to get out there & bust some heads with my sick shit!

Zartan seems to be the only motherfucker here that knows what's up. Vinyl is for bitches who are stuck behind in the times.

Anyhow, keep up being asshats you fuckin stupid hicks. Your just making yourselfs even more retarded than before!!!

[OhNoesIt'sJohn]

So you bitches think your all that comin on to my turf and talking hella shit on BR?

CHUMPS!

I got enough of a rep out there to shut all you fucks down. I have a tattoo parlor, 2 record labels, 2 internet radio shows (The BOUNCE FM & Primitive Science), 2 production crews AND a clothing line. All I was trying to do was spread the word about my shit & get gigs out there. Just wanted to take a vacation to the capitol and maybe get some shows up in there, but you fucks are being a bunch of haters.

All you bitches had to do was say no...but it wouldn't matter anyways cuz I'll still find a way to get out there & bust some heads with my sick shit!

Zartan seems to be the only motherfucker here that knows what's up. Vinyl is for bitches who are stuck behind in the times.

Anyhow, keep up being asshats you fuckin stupid hicks. Your just making yourselfs even more retarded than before!!!

to be honest, if you had a sense of humor instead of a small dick, you'd probably have a few gigs right now.

and:

"Zartan seems to be the only motherfucker here that knows what's up. Vinyl is for bitches who are stuck behind in the times."

just so you know, they are making fun of you. and it's funny as fuck.

[The Logic Theorist]

So you bitches think your all that comin on to my turf and talking hella shit on BR?

CHUMPS!

I got enough of a rep out there to shut all you fucks down. I have a tattoo parlor, 2 record labels, 2 internet radio shows (The BOUNCE FM & Primitive Science), 2 production crews AND a clothing line. All I was trying to do was spread the word about my shit & get gigs out there. Just wanted to take a vacation to the capitol and maybe get some shows up in there, but you fucks are being a bunch of haters.

All you bitches had to do was say no...but it wouldn't matter anyways cuz I'll still find a way to get out there & bust some heads with my sick shit!

Zartan seems to be the only motherfucker here that knows what's up. Vinyl is for bitches who are stuck behind in the times.

Anyhow, keep up being asshats you fuckin stupid hicks. Your just making yourselfs even more retarded than before!!!

Zartan/Eric was being sarcastic.

And you're calling US stupid.

Classic.

This is making my afternoon.

[mouse]

:bravo: john

[Transmattic]

SUP FOOL!!!!

http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o193/Mattyb703/ronald_mcdonald_jumping.jpg

[jbee]

i love this thread

[zartan]

Zartan seems to be the only motherfucker here that knows what's up. Vinyl is for bitches who are stuck behind in the times

yeah yeah yeah don't listen to those haters my man edgar! i'm buildin a big azz bridge from the chezzy yay clear to sausa-fuckin-lito! yeah i said it. fuck vinyl, fuck haters, and FUCK SPRINT!!! can you HEAR me NOW motha FUCKAS!!!

man i'm LOVING IT

yo edgar you come to dc make sure you hit up this dope joint called Club Apex, there are MAD bitchez in that skeez, all types of ho's, you'll be lovin it too.

[Transmattic]

I'm HELLA lovin it!

[zartan]

yeah word! yo bitches be losin' cred like jared be losin' WEIGHT trying to argue that Gas Money productions ain't taking this piece over!!! holla!

[DJ McDonalds]

http://a525.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/86/l_babcdaa76ae932c2ae0855d77cb33a8c.jpg

FUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOU BIIIIIIIITCHESSSSSS!!!!!

[elad]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a35/dumbledorexdies/pwned_edgarallen.jpg

[DJ McDonalds]

Keep on hatin paisas cuz hate is all the world has ever seen lately!

[specialedXL]

:mandaba:

its gonna go down

[bscarry]

Keep on hatin paisas cuz hate is all the world has ever seen lately!
Damn I hate it when I'm in a meeting and people get all snarky with out me.

DAMN YOU ALL!!

Now to Mr Burgers and fries and his anger zapa :poop:

Wha the fook is the matta witchu. I think you need to tune into the BUTTA channel
http://www.buzzlife.com/forums/newreply.php?do=newreply&p=2545337
Release some tension vato :raveon:

and afore ya go threatening the world...just chil man we all taking the same boat ride to the edge of the waterfall. It's all good. You got like "the WHOLE WOLRD in your hands...you got the WHOLE world in your hands"....sing along in shit if ya like but get a grip on your inner child COOLIO

:monopeeright: Nobody cares bout all the "stuff" you own and what's sad is it dun even seem like you care yourself. You seem really weally angry YO.

Does the lil gangsta need a hug?

Come here...lemme give ya a big ole hug.

You the MAN Mc Donalds...:raveon:

P.S. Bscary=Estupido
*poof*

[zartan]

yo edgar got a question for you my man. over here in dc we be doing all sorts of mad shit at the rave - we got k, tweek, all that shit. what do y'all be down with these days? still thizzin?

[LizE]

to be honest, if you had a sense of humor instead of a small dick, you'd probably have a few gigs right now.

and:

"Zartan seems to be the only motherfucker here that knows what's up. Vinyl is for bitches who are stuck behind in the times."

just so you know, they are making fun of you. and it's funny as fuck.

Dude, why'd you have to tell him they were all making fun? You shoulda just let it keep going... :afterbuzz:

ps. This thread brings me great joy. I was (and am) having a horrible day today, but this...wow. Thank you all. :bravo:

[OhNoesIt'sJohn]

yo edgar got a question for you my man. over here in dc we be doing all sorts of mad shit at the rave - we got k, tweek, all that shit. what do y'all be down with these days? still rolling?

eric, when attempting to be down with the west coast young folk, please use 'thizzin' instead of 'rolling'

[LizE]

This thread totally kicked my thizz back in... :hilarious:

[bscarry]

eric, when attempting to be down with the west coast young folk, please use 'thizzin' instead of 'rolling'
John it shall be
You + Me and we shall make sammaches


On the dance floor :tarvis:

The hardcore party is in WYOMING yo. Daz where it's at! Buuuuuuuuuuurp!
*poof*

[Maboroshi]

i can only hope so. and let me apologize in advance, for anything inappropriate i may have said, but that guy struck a nerve. i know a handfull of people out there, and i'll definitely let them know to not even go to an event that would book that guy, or that he throws.
just read this whole thread and it made my day actually :rofl:. he deserved every bit of what you said and he gives a whole new meaning to "stuck up djs". f that dude. im sure that all of us single handedly can name more stuff that we do and have done than him AND we still play vinyl (well some of us). Don't applogize


:blingbling:

[bscarry]

im sure that all of us single handedly can name more stuff that we do and have done than him AND we still play on the BUTTA Channel
Fixed :tarvis:
*poof*

[Maboroshi]

Yo yo yo can you hear me now?! verizon WASSUP!?!?!? Its DJ Ex-Mobil back on your jock, all up in yo FACE with the hyphy mozart kanye west angel alanis remix! i INVENTEDED the emmereffin remix fools!

can you hear me now! word!

yo and slim SHADY pickinz i'm calling you out motha fucka calling you out like yo name SLIM SHADY! awww yeah bitch! Slim shady verizon callin motherfucker. Can you hear me bitch? yo mama called and she gots your rusty-ass dildo fool!

aw shit you love what i do for you.... DJ Ex-Mobil! Aw yeah. clowns we be THINKIN DIFFRENT! yeah i said it... and I"M LOVIN IT!

uh huh uh huh, everyday low PRICES up in this PIECE. Chezzapeek YAY in FOOL FX!


:hilarious: :spit: :rofl:

[Maboroshi]

Fixed :tarvis:
*poof*

omg, lol

[gkeylow]

AND we still play vinyl (well some of us). Don't apologize


:blingbling:

Vinyl FTW

Gotsta love it!!!

:star:

[DJ KonviKt]

Sup Fools this is DJ Target a.k.a. DJ WalmartNation a.k.a. K-Mart McFlex of Minimum Wage Productions out in Kali, Tryin to send some of my West Coast bossanova beats to ya all. So how bout bookin some blue light special over yonder dawgs.

[zartan]

yes this is as good as the old days with anil

[mouse]

Hadnt heard that name in a whiles....

[bscarry]

I think Lord Deushbag got banned because he's not wanting to post anymore.

or :ponder:

Perhaps he's busy combing and counting his pubic hairs.
*poof*

[mouse]

nah. he aint banned.

but he does look like a chode.

[bscarry]

nah. he aint banned.

but he does look like a chode.
Then why won't he come post and play on the boards

:crying:

It's not fair GOD...I had to work...I missed all the back and forth. Now i'm bored.

Bscarry=:lame:

:plur:
*poof*

[mouse]

It's seriously not fair. I am trying to not be bored, too. Yay

[nsI]

what is going on in here? some gangsta EDM dj causing a rukkas. fuck people like that :blingbling:

*i have not read the whole thread so i have no idea what the deal is*

[zartan]

read the thread; it's great

[Maboroshi]

what is going on in here? some gangsta EDM dj causing a rukkas. fuck people like that :blingbling:

*i have not read the whole thread so i have no idea what the deal is*
Definatly give it a read.

[bscarry]

read the thread; it's great
:werd:
This cat above posted some funnies...but he cool tho cuz he works the Vinyl underpants and shit too YO
:hilarious:
*poof*

[jbee]

thisi thread is classic funny at its best

[decoy]

..some sick ass DJs, sick ass sound, sick ass lighting, and sick ass decorations...

Uh oh, this guy had better get to the doctor if his ass is really that sick. An ass this is not healthy can be detrimental to one's health.


(Oh man, I hope he disses me next)

[nsI]

read the thread; it's great

ok i made it almost all the way through. lmfao

DJ Mcdonalds is drippin with wack juice YOUNG!

yeah thats some str8t up DC talk, NIKA WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[nsI]

Take a good look, y'all: this is what happens when you spend too much time on the West Coast. You end up wicked retarded, kid. Yo.

:hilarious:


this dude is a str8t up HOMO THUG!

[LOGO]

i'm such a bastard

http://www.brproductions.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=4312
:spit:

[LOGO]

yeah yeah yeah don't listen to those haters my man edgar! i'm buildin a big azz bridge from the chezzy yay clear to sausa-fuckin-lito! yeah i said it. fuck vinyl, fuck haters, and FUCK SPRINT!!! can you HEAR me NOW motha FUCKAS!!!

man i'm LOVING IT

yo edgar you come to dc make sure you hit up this dope joint called Club Apex, there are MAD bitchez in that skeez, all types of ho's, you'll be lovin it too.
Eric, you crack me right the fuck up.
This thread wins the award for Best Awesome 2007.

[LOGO]

Oh, and mods, do not ban DJ Wack Arnold's.
His sick ass shit is providing endless entertainment up here on the East Piece, foo.

[Muramasa]

I'm loving BR, too. Someone should hop over here and provide links to some other great moments in fast food history.

I KNOW YOU HEAR ME, BR. PICK UP THE BALL AND SHOOT.

If you're really cool, we'll send you a link to 'Betrayed'.

[SiKniSS]

holy shit this is funny.. dudes gettin DP'd with comments on both boards.
take that you silly lookin tard!

[EmmaK]

So you bitches think your all that comin on to my turf and talking hella shit on BR?

CHUMPS!

I got enough of a rep out there to shut all you fucks down. I have a tattoo parlor, 2 record labels, 2 internet radio shows (The BOUNCE FM & Primitive Science), 2 production crews AND a clothing line. All I was trying to do was spread the word about my shit & get gigs out there. Just wanted to take a vacation to the capitol and maybe get some shows up in there, but you fucks are being a bunch of haters.

All you bitches had to do was say no...but it wouldn't matter anyways cuz I'll still find a way to get out there & bust some heads with my sick shit!

Zartan seems to be the only motherfucker here that knows what's up. Vinyl is for bitches who are stuck behind in the times.

Anyhow, keep up being asshats you fuckin stupid hicks. Your just making yourselfs even more retarded than before!!!
:spit:


Why should you even care what people on a DC message board say in your WELCOME WAGON thread?

[DJ McDonalds]

Man fuck you fools and fuck the haters in the bay. I know how to run my shit no one else does. Whatever I don't need to keep explaning myself to you fuckers.

Go ahead and ban me I really dont give a fuck. You bitches are still the same as you were before I even starteed posting here. A bunch of faggot loving pussies!!

Trying to get me into some shit with my homies in the bay, fuck you all. Just wait til I get a booking out there, how you like me now!!

[gkeylow]

I hope he gets booked here, I would love to throw glow sticks at him!! Maybe even a gas mask!!! :plur:

[Funshine]

Man fuck you fools and fuck the haters in the bay. I know how to run my shit no one else does. Whatever I don't need to keep explaning myself to you fuckers.

Go ahead and ban me I really dont give a fuck. You bitches are still the same as you were before I even starteed posting here. A bunch of faggot loving pussies!!

Trying to get me into some shit with my homies in the bay, fuck you all. Just wait til I get a booking out there, how you like me now!!
*hug*

[The Logic Theorist]

Man fuck you fools and fuck the haters in the bay. I know how to run my shit no one else does. Whatever I don't need to keep explaning myself to you fuckers.

Go ahead and ban me I really dont give a fuck. You bitches are still the same as you were before I even starteed posting here. A bunch of faggot loving pussies!!

Trying to get me into some shit with my homies in the bay, fuck you all. Just wait til I get a booking out there, how you like me now!!

So, I have to ask, and this is a serious question:

Do you think posts like this are putting us in our place?

Do you think you're cranking out the witty zingers that have us on the verge of tears?

Like we're really sitting at our desks thinking "ZOMG! He's so right! I -am- a faggot loving pussy! How ever will I continue on in life with this epiphany?"

I should hope you can run your shit like no one else does. I would hate to think someone else could run your shit better than you do, but really at this point I would not be surprised.

PS - Hard House is dead. Over. You will never get booked in DC playing it.

[EmmaK]

So, I have to ask, and this is a serious question:

Do you think posts like this are putting us in our place?

Do you think you're cranking out the witty zingers that have us on the verge of tears?

Like we're really sitting at our desks thinking "ZOMG! He's so right! I -am- a faggot loving pussy! How ever will I continue on in life with this epiphany?"

I should hope you can run your shit like no one else does. I would hate to think someone else could run your shit better than you do, but really at this point I would not be surprised.

PS - Hard House is dead. Over. You will never get booked in DC playing it.
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to The Logic Theorist again.

:afterbuzz: On point.

[LizE]

Man fuck you fools and fuck the haters in the bay. I know how to run my shit no one else does. Whatever I don't need to keep explaning myself to you fuckers.

Go ahead and ban me I really dont give a fuck. You bitches are still the same as you were before I even starteed posting here. A bunch of faggot loving pussies!!

Trying to get me into some shit with my homies in the bay, fuck you all. Just wait til I get a booking out there, how you like me now!!

*throws :chocolate:*

[gkeylow]

*we need a DJ McDonalds smiley*

[Funshine]

:beaker:

Wait, wait, wait...

:inergy:

Sorry, wrong one again...

:dan:

Nope... okay... gimme a moment, I'll get it right eventually..

[zartan]

Like we're really sitting at our desks thinking "ZOMG! He's so right! I -am- a faggot loving pussy! How ever will I continue on in life with this epiphany?"


speak for yourself mang, i just called off my engagement now that I know that I am a faggot-ass pussy.

chezzy-yay!

[specialedXL]

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE BOOK HIM HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Funshine]

speak for yourself mang, i just called off my engagement now that I know that I am a faggot-ass pussy.

chezzy-yay!
I love cock. Does that count as a faggot loving pussy?

[LizE]

I love cock. Does that count as a faggot loving pussy?

:ponder:

[Funshine]

Chut up. You love me. You want to have my babies.

[gkeylow]

I love cock. Does that count as a faggot loving pussy?


I think that would be more of a cock loving pussy

:bbjohnson:

[LizE]

Chut up. You love me. You want to have my babies.

Like ten THOUSAND of them!

[jbee]

will they be faggot babies?

[The Logic Theorist]

speak for yourself mang, i just called off my engagement now that I know that I am a faggot-ass pussy.

chezzy-yay!

So.. Liz is single? And homeless?

[Funshine]

I think that would be more of a cock loving pussy

:bbjohnson:
Damn you and your logic :ripped:

Like ten THOUSAND of them!
Babies Everywhere!!!

[gkeylow]

Babies Everywhere!!!

You could have them all at once!!! *makes machine gun sound*

[method]

http://happypeople.ytmnd.com/

[DJ KonviKt]

Did someone say Old McDonald???? E-I-E-I-O
And on his farm he had some :mattsanborn: E-I-E-I-O
With some hardhouse here and some lame beats there. E-I-E-I-O

[zartan]

So.. Liz is single? And homeless?

naw some dude named Edgar just rolled through in a bangin' low rider and totally pulled that bitch. gotta say that dude had some tight rims. i tried to run after them but he fired off a few warning shots from his Gatt; i knew i had been pwned.

[LizE]

Babies Everywhere!!!

Lolz we're so gay for each other. :dan:

Wait...we're BOTH faggot loving pussies! :freakout:

[OhNoesIt'sJohn]

oh joy

http://www.brproductions.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=1179&hl=brandish%22]http://www.brproductions.net/forums/index....amp;hl=brandish

sounds like a rather sane and stable individual here.

[gkeylow]

http://happypeople.ytmnd.com/

This is annoying, but funny

[The Logic Theorist]

naw some dude named Edgar just rolled through in a bangin' low rider and totally pulled that bitch. gotta say that dude had some tight rims. i tried to run after them but he fired off a few warning shots from his Gatt; i knew i had been pwned.

Was it bangin out the sick ass Hard House?

I think I've seen that dude.

Him and his homies took out every thug in NE with their middle fingers and sick ass tattoos.

[LOGO]

*we need a DJ McDonalds smiley*
HA.
:yes:

[zartan]

yeah it was some sort of Hard House / hyphy / Rage Against The Machine remix.

[The Logic Theorist]

yeah it was some sort of Hard House / hyphy / Rage Against The Machine remix.

:afterbuzz:

SICK!

ASS!

[Funshine]

HA.
:yes:
http://forum.ninercaphell.com/images/smilies/mdonaldsracist.gif

[LOGO]

:afterbuzz:

SICK!

ASS!
SHIT!

[shade]

EAT A ASS!

[LOGO]

http://forum.ninercaphell.com/images/smilies/mdonaldsracist.gif
OMGOMGOMG.
CharlyMasa.
Make this happen NOW!

[The Logic Theorist]

EAT A ASS!

Actually, DJ McDonalds, you should move out here. You're a shoe in for the Booty Basics crew.

[Cliff]

http://a525.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/86/l_babcdaa76ae932c2ae0855d77cb33a8c.jpg

FUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOU BIIIIIIIITCHESSSSSS!!!!!


Did that post *really* happen?


amazing.

[maynard]

Dude. That messageboard is even more fucked up than ours.

Our drama just revolves around pathological liars or squirrel-friendly dudes who shit the bed.

[splatterhouse]

Dj McDonalds is either Edgar doing something really stupid or someone mimicking him, taking the bay rave drama to where it doesnt need to be. I know edgar has done some off the wall things but this is just too stupid.

[shade]

Actually, DJ McDonalds, you should move out here. You're a shoe in for the Booty Basics crew.


:yes:

i'd be curious to see what kind of logo/themes they could come up with, what with the booty basics / burger king ripoff logo already.

[splatterhouse]

either way them fools in the bay are just mad cause they dont got 5 guy's and all they got to eat is nasty ass in & out.

[LizE]

http://forum.ninercaphell.com/images/smilies/mdonaldsracist.gif

OMG! :spit:

[gkeylow]

Did that post *really* happen?


amazing.


It did! pimp tight post, eh?

Gotta love the gang signs.

[gkeylow]

http://forum.ninercaphell.com/images/smilies/mdonaldsracist.gif

:star:

[decoy]

Awww man! I didn't get a personal diss. :sadpanda: Just a blanket assumption of my lack of manliness and tendancies towards faggotry.

That sucks! I was hoping to be put in my place by the one like DJ McDonalds. There goes my day! *kicks dirt*

[GiveMeFunkyBeats]

Dude. That messageboard is even more fucked up than ours.

Our drama just revolves around pathological liars or squirrel-friendly dudes who shit the bed.


who shit the bed?

[The Logic Theorist]

Maybe he already did get booked with Booty Basics:

My tag partner is gonna be sick!

[OhNoesIt'sJohn]

Maybe he already did get booked with Booty Basics:

i love you

[maynard]

who shit the bed?

lol

Betrayed! What's-her-name (I don't remember that stupid girl's name) accused Andy (Inergy) of having shit streaks on his sheets.

[GiveMeFunkyBeats]

lol

Betrayed! What's-her-name (I don't remember that stupid girl's name) accused Andy (Inergy) of having shit streaks on his sheets.


i dont know who these ppl are :sadpanda:i want to read these stories

[method]

i love you

faggotty ass faggot!!!

[Funshine]

lol

Betrayed! What's-her-name (I don't remember that stupid girl's name) accused Andy (Inergy) of having shit streaks on his sheets.
Nina. Pixiestardust or something...

[The Logic Theorist]

lol

Betrayed! What's-her-name (I don't remember that stupid girl's name) accused Andy (Inergy) of having shit streaks on his sheets.

I believe her words were, and I'm para-quoting here:

He also doesn't know how to properly wipe his ass. That plus the fact that he never wears underwear means when he would sleep over he'd leave skid marks in the sheets. I'd have to boil them twice and then wash them just to get them clean.

[LizE]

Awww man! I didn't get a personal diss. :sadpanda: Just a blanket assumption of my lack of manliness and tendancies towards faggotry.

That sucks! I was hoping to be put in my place by the one like DJ McDonalds. There goes my day! *kicks dirt*

Sok, I didn't get dissed by the one like DJ Mickey D's either.

INSIDE THA FRIES!!!

[maynard]

i dont know who these ppl are :sadpanda:i want to read these stories

It was in the classics until they were removed. :elad:

Speaking of, are we ever going to get those back? I need my Betrayed fix.

[slim pickinz]

HAHAHAHA you fools are stupid. Ask anyone in the bay who's gone to my parties and they'll tell you what I'm all about. You don't see fags or drag queens at my shows. Just kids down to party with some sick ass DJs, sick ass sound, sick ass lighting, and sick ass decorations. I do my shit the right way, none of you bitches would even know where to begin.

And to Slim SHADY Pickinz...your the only motherfucker on here with a huge dildo up your crusty asshole that your mom uses to beat one off because she knows she could never get any from any guys after you were born, so you need to shut the fuck up and get a life!

And try stepping up to my face Johnny boy. You wouldn't want to fuck witih me or any of my crew members from Zapatistas or Hard Heads you fuckin idiot. If anything you'll be the one who ends up in a dumpster!

Keep trying you faggot ass bitches, ZAPAS is takin over!!!!!

Can you hear me NOW? Maybe not...
way to be original. i've never been called that. you suck, i saw your myspace, just another run of the mill, bad dj. fuck you. if your partys are so grat, post pics, video, flyers or anything. so far i see no evidence of you being anything other than a homophobe with little to no talent.

[LOGO]

Betrayed
OMG :yes:
Anyone know what happened to good ol' SexMolesters?

[slim pickinz]

ahahahahahahaha

considering i haven't heard shit about your parties, and i've been out here a year, im gonna say no.

p.s. when talking violence on the internet, make sure the guy you are talking to isn't 6'4" and capable of grinding your face in to a curb.

plur.
werd, and make sure they don't know shit that would give them the advantage while smashing said face.

[LizE]

EAT A ASS!

http://forum.ninercaphell.com/images/smilies/Elephantpoop.gif

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[zartan]

Did that post *really* happen?

watch out cliff DJ Mickey-Ds has a gatt!

[GiveMeFunkyBeats]

http://forum.ninercaphell.com/images/smilies/Elephantpoop.gif

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OH


MY


GAWD

[gkeylow]

http://forum.ninercaphell.com/images/smilies/Elephantpoop.gif

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I want that as my avatar!

[shade]

Speaking of, are we ever going to get those back? I need my Betrayed fix.


i fight the good fight, but an answer has never fully been given.

[gkeylow]

I love what they've posted in SF

What's an embarrassment? The fact that two scenes on opposite ends of the country are laughing at the same border-jumping douchebag?

I think it's hilarious. Not only is Rip-Off Raff a laughing stock of the Bay, he's now a national joke!

[slim pickinz]

So you bitches think your all that comin on to my turf and talking hella shit on BR?

CHUMPS!

I got enough of a rep out there to shut all you fucks down. I have a tattoo parlor, 2 record labels, 2 internet radio shows (The BOUNCE FM & Primitive Science), 2 production crews AND a clothing line. All I was trying to do was spread the word about my shit & get gigs out there. Just wanted to take a vacation to the capitol and maybe get some shows up in there, but you fucks are being a bunch of haters.

All you bitches had to do was say no...but it wouldn't matter anyways cuz I'll still find a way to get out there & bust some heads with my sick shit!

Zartan seems to be the only motherfucker here that knows what's up. Vinyl is for bitches who are stuck behind in the times.

Anyhow, keep up being asshats you fuckin stupid hicks. Your just making yourselfs even more retarded than before!!!
i'd like to see you and your small time crew come to dc, and shut us down. who ya gonna shut down first? obviously after 2 years, you have the knowledge to just run all over other peoples shit. you suck at a lot of things, but life tops the list.

[shade]

smellin like a prank now...

[slim pickinz]

http://a525.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/86/l_babcdaa76ae932c2ae0855d77cb33a8c.jpg

FUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOU BIIIIIIIITCHESSSSSS!!!!!
those studs in your lip must feel great on your boyfriends balls, while he bangs your mom and comes on your sisters back

[shade]

those studs in your lip must feel great on your boyfriends balls, while he bangs your mom and comes on your sisters back


wow, dude must have a seriously talented boyfriend.

[Muramasa]

Hey, I found the receipt. Does this mean we can return him to SF?

http://marshallbrain.com/gif/mcds-receipt.jpg

[GiveMeFunkyBeats]

wow, its really hard to read through that san francisco or wherever nightlife messageboard b/c everyone's signature lines are like 489304839058209 lines long, with pics and quote


thank geebus we have some order around here :atpc:

[Muramasa]

wow, its really hard to read through that san francisco or wherever nightlife messageboard b/c everyone's signature lines are like 489304839058209 lines long, with pics and quote


thank geebus we have some order around here :atpc:

Don't be a hater, Doh. Maybe they just appreciate pictures a hell of a lot more.:D

[LizE]

OMG :yes:
Anyone know what happened to good ol' SexMolesters?

Didn't he change his name to "Andy's Dead?" :shrug:

[slim pickinz]

Man fuck you fools and fuck the haters in the bay. I know how to run my shit no one else does. Whatever I don't need to keep explaning myself to you fuckers.

Go ahead and ban me I really dont give a fuck. You bitches are still the same as you were before I even starteed posting here. A bunch of faggot loving pussies!!

Trying to get me into some shit with my homies in the bay, fuck you all. Just wait til I get a booking out there, how you like me now!!
that will surely be the emptiest party award.

[LizE]

Dude, you're like the only one even responding to this assclown now.

[Cliff]

Dude, you're like the only one even responding to this assclown now.

:haha:


Maybe he's emotionally invested in this Liz? Geez don't be such a debbie downer.

[LizE]

:haha:


Maybe he's emotionally invested in this Liz? Geez don't be such a debbie downer.

I'm sorry. :sadpanda:

I should have realized who I was dealing with. DJ McDonald's: over 2 billion served.

SERIOUS BUSINESS!!!

[bscarry]

Check it check it out yo...dis be me and my boy frogz...I tap them chicken legs and make his mouf go crazy off to the side and shit pelican bay style yo. :raveon:
http://a587.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/88/l_1d3d878cd1a5392a87622cbd9d3e254a.jpg
*poof*

[bscarry]

This be me and my boy at afta an eat a thon post Jenny Craigs. Check out my homies man boobies on the right side. We straight up gang STARS!!
http://a969.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/86/l_8d255e3d72a2040f3023f7f32602a668.jpg
*poof*

[debbie downer]

Maybe he's emotionally invested in this Liz? Geez don't be such a debbie downer.

As much as it might be fun to laugh at people who are different than us and use their feelings as entertainment, it's important for us to remember that we are all just human beings and everyone makes mistakes and everyone has feelings deep down inside that get hurt just like everybody else's. When you are taking the time to post about someone who has made a mistake or two in their life, instead think twice, and think about the mistakes you've made, and how you would like to be treated after having made them.

It is important to remember that people often act the way they do because of things that have been done to them in the past, and when you see them act out you should feel compassion and pity for them instead of hatred.

Only then will we all really be having fun, because we will all be happy and no one will hurt our feelers.

[zartan]

I should have realized who I was dealing with. DJ McDonald's: over 2 billion served.


oh man i can't believe i didn't come up with that 2 billion served pun earlier. dammit!