Is your ass flat?

[Alexis]

Get these!

http://i7.ebayimg.com/04/i/08/cc/41/76_1_b.JPG



http://i14.ebayimg.com/07/i/000/97/cd/8b49_1.JPG

My search for adhesive bras yeilded some amusing results. These were too funny not to share.

:whoa:

[Funshine]

That's amazing. I've heard of jeans with butt-padding added, too :afterbuzz:


My only question is this: would a guy feel cheated once the padding was removed?

[BuzzCat]

My ass is the anti flat. I can't imagine if I put something like that on.

[badkitty3804]

ewwww.

If you're that desperate, just get the damn implants.

[Alexis]

My only question is this: would a guy feel cheated once the padding was removed?

I dunno. Do they feel cheated when women take their bras off? :delirious:

[Funshine]

I dunno, I've had a b-cup or bigger since 5th grade. I've never needed to stuff :shrug:

[badkitty3804]

I dunno. Do they feel cheated when women take their bras off? :delirious:

Do I sense a new poll idea?

Gentleman, which would you feel more cheated over?

[Alexis]

oh no! well even regular non-padded bras create the illusion of perkiness. I've got a couple friends who are well endowed and when they take their non-padded bras off it's sag city.

[Shawn_E]

That's amazing. I've heard of jeans with butt-padding added, too :afterbuzz:


My only question is this: would a guy feel cheated once the padding was removed?


YOU GOD DAMN RIGHT WE WOULD, FUCK THESE PADS! :twatpunch:

[Shawn_E]

My ass is the anti flat. I can't imagine if I put something like that on.


:badkitty: that's what happened when I just tried to imagine it, OH :badkitty: damn it happened again, oh noesss :badkitty:

[Shawn_E]

I dunno. Do they feel cheated when women take their bras off? :delirious:


YES! :curse: :ontome:

[Funshine]

Do I sense a new poll idea?

Gentleman, which would you feel more cheated over?
Do it!

oh no! well even regular non-padded bras create the illusion of perkiness. I've got a couple friends who are well endowed and when they take their non-padded bras off it's sag city.
OH! Well, I've given up on perk at this point. I just wear whatever bra provides enough support :yes:

[Shawn_E]

how would you women feel if you stripped a guy down to his undies to see this huge bulge, only to find out it's "padding"...??? :shrug: exactly.

[Alexis]

I would laugh hysterically.

[badkitty3804]

how would you women feel if you stripped a guy down to his undies to see this huge bulge, only to find out it's "padding"...??? :shrug: exactly.

I don't bang guys based on bulge.

:wink:

[Shawn_E]

I would laugh hysterically.


well unfortunately, guys don't have the luxury of laughing at that kind of shit because a woman would flip the hell out and start crying.

[Shawn_E]

I don't bang guys based on bulge.

:wink:


lol so it's based on the :breakdance: ???

[Verbal Radiation]

Do I sense a new poll idea?

Gentleman, which would you feel more cheated over?

totally
With a bra you might kinda expected it.
b/c for the most part we as men can tell if a bra is padded or not.

but takin off your pants...
and finding ur left your azz in your jeans....that....that....that would just make us cry.
*man thinkin* ooooh man...imma tap that phat azz....
*pants come off* WTF?! wheres the azz?!
Next thing you know your man is fucking your jeans and not you =(
sad day

[Shawn_E]

totally
With a bra you might kinda expected it.
b/c for the most part we as men can tell if a bra is padded or not.

but takin off your pants...
and finding ur left your azz in your jeans....that....that....that would just make us cry.
*man thinkin* ooooh man...imma tap that phat azz....
*pants come off* WTF?! wheres the azz?!
Next thing you know your man is fucking your jeans and not you =(
sad day


:haha: :spit: :ANden:

[badkitty3804]

lol so it's based on the :breakdance: ???

Well, since us ladies don't have the benefit of seeing a preview of the goods prior to sexy time like men do, we have to go off of more important things such as g33k-fu or lushness quotient.

[Alexis]

I don't bang guys based on bulge.

:wink:

Yeah. I don't check out man crotch either. The whole idea of that is laughable. Most men wear baggy pants anyway. :hilarious:

[badkitty3804]

Emo boys like the tight pants.

They make me sad in my pants.

[Verbal Radiation]

Well, since us ladies don't have the benefit of seeing a preview of the goods prior to sexy time like men do, we have to go off of more important things such as g33k-fu or lushness quotient.

Sure you do
just take them to a club and rub ur booty(padded or not) up on the doods crotch...you will feel how big is then right?

[Verbal Radiation]

eh...unless the booty is padded then i guess you wont feel much of anything

[badkitty3804]

What if it's chilly in the club?

:sadpanda:

[Verbal Radiation]

then slow dance
warm it up....
trust me, you could be in a Freezer in the middle of Alaska and if a booty is rubbin on the Magic stick it will grow

[Alexis]

Sure you do
just take them to a club and rub ur booty(padded or not) up on the doods crotch...you will feel how big is then right?


what if you're opposed to dancing like a hooker in public? :bacon:

[badkitty3804]

P.S. - Ladies, an exercise routing that includes a steady usage of the stairstepper will do wonders for rear curves. Also, a diet high in dead babies is great for protein that will add more mass back there.

[badkitty3804]

what if you're opposed to dancing like a hooker in public? :bacon:

One day santa will bring me the gift of X-ray vision that asked for as a Christmas gift oh so many years ago.

:crying2:

[Verbal Radiation]

what if you're opposed to dancing like a hooker in public? :bacon:

Then i guess you will have to pick Door number 1 2 or 3 and just hope for the best

[jyve8]

My ass is flat, but i wouldn't use this to make it look bigger. I'd use it for padding. A little cooshy for the tooshie. You skinny people know what I mean, sometimes certain chairs, benches, etc are a pain in the ass.

[Maboroshi]

hahaha.

ahhh, luckily i dont have that problem. :patricia:

[Shawn_E]

Emo boys like the tight pants.

They make me sad in my pants.


that made me el oh el

[Shawn_E]

What if it's chilly in the club?

:sadpanda:


Your ass should warm it up :shrug:

[lupitanahsee]

eww. i dont need anymore ass in my pance. i gots too much as it is.

[Funshine]

My ass is flat, but i wouldn't use this to make it look bigger. I'd use it for padding. A little cooshy for the tooshie. You skinny people know what I mean, sometimes certain chairs, benches, etc are a pain in the ass.
Hehehe, that's why you bring Sit-Upons with you! Ahhh, that was one of the first real crafts my Girl Scout troop did when I was younger.

/memories.

[Shawn_E]

what if you're opposed to dancing like a hooker in public? :bacon:


then that means you don't really want to know what he's packin :shrug:

[nsI]

hahaha.

ahhh, luckily i dont have that problem. :patricia:

no you dont. you got a GREAT ASS! :buttsex:

[Shawn_E]

P.S. - Ladies, an exercise routing that includes a steady usage of the stairstepper will do wonders for rear curves. Also, a diet high in dead babies is great for protein that will add more mass back there.


or just let a black man feed you for like 3 months :shrug: :buttsex:

[Shawn_E]

:needpics:

[Funshine]

what if you're opposed to dancing like a hooker in public? :bacon:
Just meet him under the stairs. Problem solved :wink:

[Shawn_E]

Just meet him under the stairs. Problem solved :wink:


AH! I miss nationS :sadblue:

http://djeric.free.fr/Floyd_vs_Outwork_bootleg_DJERICK.mp3
for your listening pleasure

[EmmaK]

Hehehe, that's why you bring Sit-Upons with you! Ahhh, that was one of the first real crafts my Girl Scout troop did when I was younger.

/memories.
Aw, I remember making one of those. We used folded strips of newspaper and interwove them, then covered it with a laminate-like sticky plastic. I had mine for a long time. But then...I was also a girl scount for a long time.

[lupitanahsee]

the only thing i really remember of girl scouts is earning badges...for some reason my mother left that stuff up to my father so i had a badge for changing oil in a car and how to fix the toilet. lol.

[jyve8]

the only thing i really remember of girl scouts is earning badges...for some reason my mother left that stuff up to my father so i had a badge for changing oil in a car and how to fix the toilet. lol.


I had 3 older sisters all in girl scouts, and my mom ran the troop. So insted of going to a baby sitter I went to girl scout meetings. I practically earned their badges because i would join in. Then I was also a cub scout, but my dad was lame so my mom ran our group (den).

[Funshine]

Aw, I remember making one of those. We used folded strips of newspaper and interwove them, then covered it with a laminate-like sticky plastic. I had mine for a long time. But then...I was also a girl scount for a long time.
Mine was done the same way!

Remember making fire-starters and using an empty syrup bottle to carry water on hikes?

/brownie days


AH! I miss nationS :sadblue:

http://djeric.free.fr/Floyd_vs_Outwork_bootleg_DJERICK.mp3
for your listening pleasure
Thanks!

And yeah... I do miss Nation.

[Chrississippi]

I always got in trouble at Girl Scouts esp. on camping trips. I would go deep into the woods and pretend to be "lost" and make everyone freak out and look for me.

[EmmaK]

I always got in trouble at Girl Scouts esp. on camping trips. I would go deep into the woods and pretend to be "lost" and make everyone freak out and look for me.
You were in training for drama, even then :neener:

Mine was done the same way!

Remember making fire-starters and using an empty syrup bottle to carry water on hikes?
:yes:

I really only loved the first 4 or 5 years, but I kept doing it until it sucked, one year of being a Cadet.

[jyve8]

I always got in trouble at Girl Scouts esp. on camping trips. I would go deep into the woods and pretend to be "lost" and make everyone freak out and look for me.

My parents bought me a harness with a short leash.

[Chrississippi]

You were in training for drama, even then :neener:


lol, I just liked being the center of attention back in the day. :ontome:


but it was fun! when I quit girl scouts, my troop members wanted me to come back because it was "boring" without me.

[velvetgoldmire]

Also, a diet high in dead babies is great for protein that will add more mass back there.
Score Emily 25 awesome points.

[Don Miguel Lush]

i eat dead babies and my ass is not huge :(