Fat & Ugly Day @ The Gym

[2rip]

No one told me when I woke up that it was Fat & Ugly Day at the gym. No offense to anyone who wishes to trim off more than a few pounds but hear me out.

Going to the gym typically used to mean that you would be surrounded by mildly attractive people wearing tight clothing & showing off their bods. Today I felt betrayed when there was absolutely none of this in site. I saw a skinny girl that was offset by an ass the side of two beachballs, a furious creature on the treadmill with zits all over her, and a frazzled looking Elf with buck teeth and a massive gap in her teeth.

One girl got the award for hottie of the day but then I realized it was just a gay guy with a really tight ass.

WTF is happening? Is this what I get for taking one week off?

[Zodiac*Blue]

Bad day at the gym ay? Nothing worse than not having anything pretty to look at while you're working out.






ay.

[imabagel]

what gym are u goin' to?

i'd like to know, so i can arrive every so often, and give u something to stare at while u work out

;)

[badkitty3804]

You have NOTHING to complain about.

The other day I saw a 60 year old woman's boobs. They stopped just below her ribcage. And looked like sacks filled with cottage cheese.

And she was moving around. Fast. And swaying.

:diesfromterror:

The old hefty woman LOVE walking around our lockerroom naked at work. :crying2:

[2rip]

I think it was just a symbol of how grueling my workout was meant to be. Perhaps even a sign of how much I needed to focus. I seriously laid into ever muscle in my body. And honestly I don't think I would have gotten through it if I spent half the time beating off in a dark corner like I usually end up doing.

[2rip]

Larry, you can shave my balls for free sushi anytime I come to Japone.... for life.

edit: the sushi that is. the sushi for life. ball shaving = once

[badkitty3804]

So THAT'S why your gym socks always seem....sticky....when I do laundry.

:chilly:

[2rip]

Must be overflow cuz I rarely beat off in a sock.


I guess sometimes it has the tendency to run down my leg if I squirt the wall too hard.

[imabagel]

Must be overflow cuz I rarely beat off in a sock.


I guess sometimes it has the tendency to run down my leg if I squirt the wall too hard.

so, it just dribbles down ur leg inTO your sock?

[Zodiac*Blue]

so, it just dribbles down ur leg inTO your sock?

You seem so concerned...

[imabagel]

Larry, you can shave my balls for free sushi anytime I come to Japone.... for life.

edit: the sushi that is. the sushi for life. ball shaving = once

i'll be bringing a razor this sunday.

we'll have fun during Jon's set.

Em has to take picatures

[2rip]

inTO my sock.... more like a splash or sorts.


btw... i want to be like him:

http://www.worldlounge.com/mempics/Greek/113637-2925.jpg

[OhNoesIt'sJohn]

No one told me when I woke up that it was Fat & Ugly Day at the gym. No offense to anyone who wishes to trim off more than a few pounds but hear me out.

Going to the gym typically used to mean that you would be surrounded by mildly attractive people wearing tight clothing & showing off their bods. Today I felt betrayed when there was absolutely none of this in site. I saw a skinny girl that was offset by an ass the side of two beachballs, a furious creature on the treadmill with zits all over her, and a frazzled looking Elf with buck teeth and a massive gap in her teeth.

One girl got the award for hottie of the day but then I realized it was just a gay guy with a really tight ass.

WTF is happening? Is this what I get for taking one week off?


this post reeks of douchbaggery

fat people go to the gym to better themselves, not to be judged even further by asshats such as yourself.

[badkitty3804]

ohhhhhhhhhh! BURN!

[imabagel]

ohhhhhhhhhh! BURN!

its never a good sign when it burns.

u should take him to the dr's and have his wee checked out.

[2rip]

this post reeks of douchbaggery

fat people go to the gym to better themselves, not to be judged even further by asshats such as yourself.

I think that just going with "douche" is good enough. No need for the saddle bags.

[badkitty3804]

its never a good sign when it burns.

u should take him to the dr's and have his wee checked out.

It's actually not an infection this time!

The doctor said it's apparently not supposed to have glitter inserted into it for more festive orgasms.

I miss my tub of pink glitter. :sadpanda:

[OhNoesIt'sJohn]

I think that just going with "douche" is good enough. No need for the saddle bags.

nah, seriously, when an old dude starts waving his balls in your face talking about how swoll his pecs are, then complain...the people who are 'fat and ugly' in the gym get enough bullshit to fuck with their self esteem, why compound it?

hell, you never know...some tubby bitch on the treadmill could end up hot as all fuck and you just missed a chance to line some up.

[2rip]

oh dont get me wrong man... i wasn't referring to fat chicks as ugly. today was just truly lacking in the usual eyecandy that tends to come with a gym located in the middle of Dupont Circle.

[Shakey]

stop dressing like a chick and going to curves....we've been over this before.

[decoy]

"the problem with the gym is the people there are already in damn shape!" -Cedric the entertainer

[Raverjimbob]

No one told me when I woke up that it was Fat & Ugly Day at the gym. No offense to anyone who wishes to trim off more than a few pounds but hear me out.

Going to the gym typically used to mean that you would be surrounded by mildly attractive people wearing tight clothing & showing off their bods. Today I felt betrayed when there was absolutely none of this in site. I saw a skinny girl that was offset by an ass the side of two beachballs, a furious creature on the treadmill with zits all over her, and a frazzled looking Elf with buck teeth and a massive gap in her teeth.

One girl got the award for hottie of the day but then I realized it was just a gay guy with a really tight ass.

WTF is happening? Is this what I get for taking one week off?


This post shocked me some what. I did not realize some people felt gyms were for people already in shape only. This is also the first time I have seen someone upset because a fellow human wants to get into shape.

I had also thought the primary purpose of going to the gym was to work out. I had never heard a theory proposed on how the gym was for surrounding yourself with fit and attractive people.

It's certainly an interesting viewpoint. I think that's why I enjoy this board. There are no shortages of views very different then what I am typically accustomed to.

It's probably because I am fat, and don't go to the gym, so do not get to hear much input from the people there.

[EmmaK]

Read the rest of the thread :D

[LizE]

Read the rest of the thread :D

whether it was a joke or not, this thread reeks of douchebaggery.

/.02

[EmmaK]

whether it was a joke or not, this thread reeks of douchebaggery.

/.02
I am glad I never came across a scratch 'n' sniff sticker for that. I'm pretty sure it would be gross.

[sassypance]

Or an 'Every Flavored Bean' in douchebaggery.. :nixo: Way worse than 'Boogie' I'm sure.

[Raverjimbob]

Read the rest of the thread :D

Point taken, I read the first post and made the assumption the poster was serious. I retract my previous statements, as I was clearly in the wrong.

[Raverjimbob]

I am glad I never came across a scratch 'n' sniff sticker for that. I'm pretty sure it would be gross.

Gross or not that shit would sell like hotcakes on the interweb.

[EmmaK]

Gross or not that shit would sell like hotcakes on the interweb.
:afterbuzz: I wouldn't doubt it.

[Raverjimbob]

I mean, tom from rapespace, created a visually unappealing, and poorly functioning site, and made it the official "Thailand of the internet". He is rich beyond his dreams from his product. If he can sell that shit, then douche stickers should make you a billionaire.

I fully expect 10% of all future profits on the "stinky douchebag" sticker brand.

[decoy]

http://nyayuki.cocolog-nifty.com/nyas_manor/photo/MINAZO1.JPG

I can't think of a caption.

[mouse]

And nothing against mentally challenged people, but every Tuesday at the YMCA behind MV Animal Hospital (where I used to go to the gym) was take your tard to work day (oh, I didnt give it that name...)

So alls Im sayin is that I am kind of used to ugly people at the gym...

[Shawn_E]

http://nyayuki.cocolog-nifty.com/nyas_manor/photo/MINAZO1.JPG

I can't think of a caption.


"Cough on it bitch, I want you to hum...the wheels on the bus go round and round" :ontome:

[Shawn_E]

And nothing against mentally challenged people, but every Tuesday at the YMCA behind MV Animal Hospital (where I used to go to the gym) was take your tard to work day (oh, I didnt give it that name...)

So alls Im sayin is that I am kind of used to ugly people at the gym...

if you have to start your sentence off with "nothing against mentally challenged people", then you probably just offended a few retards. :eddie:

[mouse]

if you have to start your sentence off with "nothing against mentally challenged people", then you probably just offended a few retards. :eddie:

yeah :traviswork:

[Shawn_E]

yeah :traviswork:


:whack: :slap:

[mouse]

see, i meant to say something else, but when i actually reread the thing, it made no sense. i guess that's because ive had a 1/2 of wine and cheese and crackas

[Muramasa]

http://nyayuki.cocolog-nifty.com/nyas_manor/photo/MINAZO1.JPG

I can't think of a caption.

"I has an asian"?

[mouse]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Muramasa again.

[badkitty3804]

The gym: serious business.

[Big McLargeHuge]

The gym: serious business.

ya damn right


it seems Tuesday and Thursday is fat day in my gym, for some reason. you walk in through the cardio area, then up to the free weights area, and you have to pass the dreaded "ab" area. on those two days it seems to be nothing but an undulating sea of fat people rolling around on big pilates balls, doing 1 crunch and then taking a 35 minute "breather" before the next one. its like walking through a field of weeble wobbles that smell bad!!

seriously, i respect the fact that you are in a gym, but put down the 500 calorie weight control drink while your fucking in there. burning 300 calories doing ab shit and then drinking a 500 calorie "replenishment" drink is not helping..

and then there are the previously mentioned "invisible lat" guys, who can barely squeeze through the wide gym doors, yet still weigh in around 97 pounds. those guys seem to love to sit on the equipment for 30 minutes, and then get pissy when you dare ask how many more sets they have.....

and then, then there are the friggin gear heads, as i call them. in my gym this usually tends to be chicks, for some odd reason, but the gear heads are the ones who walk around the gym the entire two hours i am there, dont actually lift much of anything, yet have on wrist straps, elbow braces, lifting gloves, knee braces, weight belts, shoulder pads, ankle braces.... all at one time!! holy hell man, how do they even move, let alone work out?


GAH!!!!



/have not had any coffee yet today, leave me alone

[badkitty3804]

I wish I had eye candy at my gym. :sadpanda:

There are NO hot guys that work in my building apparently.

[Alexis]

I need a gym membership.

Yesterday I wore a dress and felt my thighs rub together for the first time while I was walking and it made me throw up a little in my mouth.

[beth]

http://nyayuki.cocolog-nifty.com/nyas_manor/photo/MINAZO1.JPG

I can't think of a caption.

THIS MUTHA TRYED TO STEEL MAH BUCKET!

[DLWman0322]

i love this thread!

I think gym should have strictly enforced policies of gym etiquette,

You can't sit idly on a machine for more than two minutes.

You can't stand directly in front of the bumbell racks while curling/etc and block others from being able to reach the weights the need to grab

There needs to be a 3:1 hottie to ugly ratio.

The only drink allowed on the floor should be water.

i'll add more as I think of them.

[FutonBunny]

Hi Chad. People like you are why going to the gym makes me paranoid as fuck :sadblue:

[FutonBunny]

http://nyayuki.cocolog-nifty.com/nyas_manor/photo/MINAZO1.JPG

I can't think of a caption.

RASPBERRY!

[Big McLargeHuge]

Hi Chad. People like you are why going to the gym makes me paranoid as fuck :sadblue:

if you are there and actually working out, settings goals, working towards them, etc, then you have nothing to fear or worry about

[FutonBunny]

if you are there and actually working out, settings goals, working towards them, etc, then you have nothing to fear or worry about

Naw I've learned to just strap on my ipod and ignore everyone else. But damnit, getting into a work out routine is hard enough without having to worry about the people that are already in shape secretly snickering at me.

Ballet class here I come.

[badkitty3804]

I want to take ballet again.

Unfortunately I'm not very graceful. But I did like being all bendy.

[FutonBunny]

I found another studio that does drop in classes that's only a few minutes from my house in Herndon. Pay day is Friday. I'll be goin to the sto' to buy my slippers, my leotard, and my tights and I'm starting classes on Monday. Of course, to take all three classes that I want (ballet, stretch, and jazz) I'm going to have to finagle an extra $140 a month out of my pay check. :sadblue:

[imabagel]

I want to take ballet again.

Unfortunately I'm not very graceful. But I did like being all bendy.

bendy: sexual contortionists > ballet

[Funshine]

This thread needs more ROFL.


http://www.htloz.net/forums/images/smilies/awesome/roflcopter.gif

[oh no its nick]

and then there are the previously mentioned "invisible lat" guys, who can barely squeeze through the wide gym doors, yet still weigh in around 97 pounds. those guys seem to love to sit on the equipment for 30 minutes, and then get pissy when you dare ask how many more sets they have.....

and then, then there are the friggin gear heads, as i call them. in my gym this usually tends to be chicks, for some odd reason, but the gear heads are the ones who walk around the gym the entire two hours i am there, dont actually lift much of anything, yet have on wrist straps, elbow braces, lifting gloves, knee braces, weight belts, shoulder pads, ankle braces.... all at one time!! holy hell man, how do they even move, let alone work out?

There was a guy last night with a lifting belt, wrist straps, gloves. On a bosu ball. Doing curls. Grunting.

I also hate the chatty locker room idiots, especially the ones who run their mouths. 2 weeks ago I was changing shirts at the end of my workout and there were 3 guys in their mid to late 20s i'd guess, the invisible lat types, all sitting talking in the locker room. One goes "see, I'd look all jacked like that kid (points at me) if I didn't have work and school all day. I can't do everything at once. [they agree] People have priorities." I put my headphones back on to ignore him but didn't turn on the volume (he thought i did) just to see if he kept going, and sure enough "I bet this guy spends all day here and doesn't have a GED, that's how it always works with these meatheads."

So I walk over on my way out, smile, and say "Hey you 3, since you're all about 130 pounds soaking wet and don't look like you've ever touched a weight in your lives, I'd be happy to offer training. You can reach me during the summer here *hands law firm card* at the law firm I work at in Manhattan, or during the Fall at *hands them my nerdy JHU honors society card* Johns Hopkins where I go to school. Have a nice day fellas."

Walked out, they all had dropped jaws with nothing to say http://smiliesftw.com/x/eek5oopsie__________.gif

On a side note, I have no problem with how the people look at my gym as long as they're workin hard. More power to em. I usually don't pay attention to anyone anymore when I'm lifting.

[Methodus]

if you are there and actually working out, settings goals, working towards them, etc, then you have nothing to fear or worry about

Exactly, some of my buddies like to make fun of people - but I try to dispel that. Good for them, regardless of how they look, for making in to the gym. Mad props.

Now, there is one kind of person that I do make fun of at the gym. People who have awful awful form, and people who "slam" weights, especially cabled weights. Those people piss me off. In fact, most of the incorrect form I see are from people using the cables. Such as Tricep pushdowns while leaning very far forward and using your weight to bring it down, or lat pull downs where your entire body is swinging and swaying. And of course, after lifting too much weight with very poor form, these big douchebags like to let go of the weight while it's still in the air and let it slam back down, to let everyone else know what a badass they are for lifting too much weight incorrectly. Those are the people that you should be making fun of, not the hard working, out of shape/fat people trying to improve themselves.

However, I see that your thread is more about ugly people, and a general complaint about not seeing eye candy. That, I can agree with.

Also, at my old gym they put the damned aerobics area right next to the weights. That was annoying because you would see the same fat people for years. I have to give them props for showing up, but goddamnit!!! It's been 3 years and I haven't seen a single difference. Good for working out but don't go home and ruin your workout by overeating!!! At least make an attempt to improve. Diet is more important than exercise, but both are essential. You can't do one without the other and expect an improvement.

[Methodus]

We also have one very weird guy at the gym we like to call the ninja. Now, this guy is in great shape, but he is just so weird that he deserves to be made fun of. He is one of the "weight slammers", he wears the exact same outfit every day, and to top it off, after lifting a heavy set incorrectly, he likes to bust out a high kick or some other martial arts maneuver. Granted, his martial arts looks pretty damn good. He is extremely flexible and can lift his leg straight up over his head while standing up straight. But I don't think the gym is the right place to be showing it off. It's just weird. If he doesn't do a high kick, he'll do a lightning fast punch to the body of his invisibile adversary while mutterring something to himself under his breath. It's hilarious.

[FutonBunny]

Exactly, some of my buddies like to make fun of people - but I try to dispel that. Good for them, regardless of how they look, for making in to the gym. Mad props.

Now, there is one kind of person that I do make fun of at the gym. People who have awful awful form, and people who "slam" weights, especially cabled weights. Those people piss me off. In fact, most of the incorrect form I see are from people using the cables. Such as Tricep pushdowns while leaning very far forward and using your weight to bring it down, or lat pull downs where your entire body is swinging and swaying. And of course, after lifting too much weight with very poor form, these big douchebags like to let go of the weight while it's still in the air and let it slam back down, to let everyone else know what a badass they are for lifting too much weight incorrectly. Those are the people that you should be making fun of, not the hard working, out of shape/fat people trying to improve themselves.


Ah you see I saw a trainer when I first started so I would know I was doing it right.

[oh no its nick]

He is one of the "weight slammers", he wears the exact same outfit every day, and to top it off, after lifting a heavy set incorrectly, he likes to bust out a high kick or some other martial arts maneuver.

http://smiliesftw.com/x/bowrofl.gif you've gotta be kiddin me

[Big McLargeHuge]

There was a guy last night with a lifting belt, wrist straps, gloves. On a bosu ball. Doing curls. Grunting.


thats exactly the shit i am talking about


On a side note, I have no problem with how the people look at my gym as long as they're workin hard. More power to em.

and yeah, exactly my earlier point.

the locker chatty cathies story made me snarf my coffee. the sad thing is i used to think like that when i was younger, about the better built guys at the gym, say shit like "i could do that too if i spent all day in here" never to them, but still. now that i found out its all about how you lift, not the time you spend in there, i have suprassed most of those that i used to think that about

[GiveMeFunkyBeats]

So I walk over on my way out, smile, and say "Hey you 3, since you're all about 130 pounds soaking wet and don't look like you've ever touched a weight in your lives, I'd be happy to offer training. You can reach me during the summer here *hands law firm card* at the law firm I work at in Manhattan, or during the Fall at *hands them my nerdy JHU honors society card* Johns Hopkins where I go to school. Have a nice day fellas."




oh snap

[Big McLargeHuge]

We also have one very weird guy at the gym we like to call the ninja. Now, this guy is in great shape, but he is just so weird that he deserves to be made fun of. He is one of the "weight slammers", he wears the exact same outfit every day, and to top it off, after lifting a heavy set incorrectly, he likes to bust out a high kick or some other martial arts maneuver. Granted, his martial arts looks pretty damn good. He is extremely flexible and can lift his leg straight up over his head while standing up straight. But I don't the gym is the right place to be showing it off. It's just weird. If he doesn't do a high kick, he'll do a lightning fast punch to the body of his invisibile adversary while mutterring something to himself under his breath. It's hilarious.


lol, no shit? i wouldnt be able to not laugh at that

[oh no its nick]

the sad thing is i used to think like that when i was younger, about the better built guys at the gym, say shit like "i could do that too if i spent all day in here" never to them, but still. now that i found out its all about how you lift, not the time you spend in there, i have suprassed most of those that i used to think that about

Definitely. When I was younger I was the guy that came in and did nothing but curls and chest, thought he looked enormous when in reality he was a twig, hated on the guys who actually worked hard there and thought it was because they took supplements/roids that did magical wonders for them.

I would've loved to kick my own ass.

[maynard]

We also have one very weird guy at the gym we like to call the ninja. Now, this guy is in great shape, but he is just so weird that he deserves to be made fun of. He is one of the "weight slammers", he wears the exact same outfit every day, and to top it off, after lifting a heavy set incorrectly, he likes to bust out a high kick or some other martial arts maneuver. Granted, his martial arts looks pretty damn good. He is extremely flexible and can lift his leg straight up over his head while standing up straight. But I don't the gym is the right place to be showing it off. It's just weird. If he doesn't do a high kick, he'll do a lightning fast punch to the body of his invisibile adversary while mutterring something to himself under his breath. It's hilarious.

I'd pay $75/month just to see that.

[Big McLargeHuge]

Definitely. When I was younger I was the guy that came in and did nothing but curls and chest, thought he looked enormous when in reality he was a twig, hated on the guys who actually worked hard there and thought it was because they took supplements/roids that did magical wonders for them.

I would've loved to kick my own ass.

exactly, and thats kind of what it took, me kicking my own ass into a new style or training, and it has worked wonders. literally, i am stronger now after about 6 months of my current program then two years of the one i did back in the day

[Methodus]

lol, no shit? i wouldnt be able to not laugh at that

Yes there are several of us that have to wait for him to leave before attempting to lift, for fear of dropping dumbels on our heads because of laughter.

[oh no its nick]

exactly, and thats kind of what it took, me kicking my own ass into a new style or training, and it has worked wonders. literally, i am stronger now after about 6 months of my current program then two years of the one i did back in the day

Haha yes! 3 years here of staying the same weight and gaining literally no strength/definition, then 1 year of gaining 45lbs, getting leaner, and gaining a ton of strength. A little bit of reading, ego checking, and dedication can go a LONG way haha.

I will say I've had my dumbass moment or two...last month I was doing one handed DB snatches and failed to lockout the 105lb DB with my right arm...dropped it right on my forehead and it knocked me clean backwards onto the floor :afterbuzz:

[Methodus]

exactly, and thats kind of what it took, me kicking my own ass into a new style or training, and it has worked wonders. literally, i am stronger now after about 6 months of my current program then two years of the one i did back in the day

:werd: I'm starting to see lifting correctly and supplements (protein) paying back dividends. A month ago, I was dumbell pressing 75lb dumbells in each hand tops. Last week I hit 95s, and yesterday 100s. Granted, I need help getting the first lift off, because the motion of lying down on the bench while trying to lift the weights up is hard, and I'm not comfortable with that weight yet. But I'm happy that my dumbell press is coming closer and closer to what my barbell press used to be.

BTW - This thread is freaking hilarious. If you're bored, and need a laugh, check it out:
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=3221701

[oh no its nick]

fear of dropping dumbels on our heads because of laughter.

haha, i post my story about dropping the DB on my face and look one post up and see this :thatshot:

[oh no its nick]

BTW - This thread is freaking hilarious. If you're bored, and need a laugh, check it out:
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=3221701

oh christ, not DW

he's been banned from like, 4 of the forums i read regularly

he actually tried contacting me once to meet up and train strongman in NYC...I just pretended I never got the PM :uhhok:

[EmmaK]

So I walk over on my way out, smile, and say "Hey you 3, since you're all about 130 pounds soaking wet and don't look like you've ever touched a weight in your lives, I'd be happy to offer training. You can reach me during the summer here *hands law firm card* at the law firm I work at in Manhattan, or during the Fall at *hands them my nerdy JHU honors society card* Johns Hopkins where I go to school. Have a nice day fellas."

Walked out, they all had dropped jaws with nothing to say http://smiliesftw.com/x/eek5oopsie__________.gif

On a side note, I have no problem with how the people look at my gym as long as they're workin hard. More power to em. I usually don't pay attention to anyone anymore when I'm lifting.
bwahahaha. BLAM. nice.

[EmmaK]

We also have one very weird guy at the gym we like to call the ninja. Now, this guy is in great shape, but he is just so weird that he deserves to be made fun of. He is one of the "weight slammers", he wears the exact same outfit every day, and to top it off, after lifting a heavy set incorrectly, he likes to bust out a high kick or some other martial arts maneuver. Granted, his martial arts looks pretty damn good. He is extremely flexible and can lift his leg straight up over his head while standing up straight. But I don't the gym is the right place to be showing it off. It's just weird. If he doesn't do a high kick, he'll do a lightning fast punch to the body of his invisibile adversary while mutterring something to himself under his breath. It's hilarious.
:spit:

Gold.

[Cliff]

oh christ, not DW
:

:haha:


i love it how every message board culture has that one guy that everyone knows and runs from....

[BuzzCat]

Most shallow and asinine post of the day. Douchebaggery for sure.

[FutonBunny]

BTW - This thread is freaking hilarious. If you're bored, and need a laugh, check it out:
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=3221701

holy crap I could have gone all day without seeing that.

[oh no its nick]

:haha:


i love it how every message board culture has that one guy that everyone knows and runs from....

He's so creepy. And it sucks too, because the guy actually works hard, has a lot of heart, and is very strong for his size. But he's just a goddamn WEIRDO. Zero social skills. And the most piercing pedophile glare you've ever seen. Ugh.

One of the other fitness forums I post on that he's been banned from twice...he posted up (in another section of this site) pictures of himself sucking off...himself. So after he got banned, someone from that forum went on bb.com, marunde-muscle.com, and a couple others, and inserted a picture of a period to use for periods at the end of all his sentences. Then after a week of posting in the forums, he changed the image hosting for the period from a picture of a period, to the pic of DW blowing himself on the toilet. It was mayhem :afterbuzz:

[Methodus]

holy crap I could have gone all day without seeing that.

If you still have your vision, it's worth reading in entirety. They are merciless and it's pretty hilarious. The scary thing is this guy reminds me of a friend of mine.

[Methodus]

He's so creepy. And it sucks too, because the guy actually works hard, has a lot of heart, and is very strong for his size. But he's just a goddamn WEIRDO. Zero social skills. And the most piercing pedophile glare you've ever seen. Ugh.

One of the other fitness forums I post on that he's been banned from twice...he posted up (in another section of this site) pictures of himself sucking off...himself. So after he got banned, someone from that forum went on bb.com, marunde-muscle.com, and a couple others, and inserted a picture of a period to use for periods at the end of all his sentences. Then after a week of posting in the forums, he changed the image hosting for the period from a picture of a period, to the pic of DW blowing himself on the toilet. It was mayhem :afterbuzz:

omg thats awesome

[BuzzCat]

holy crap I could have gone all day without seeing that.

I did not just throw up a little in my mouth.

It was a lot.


Lose about 8% body fat, get a tan, and do something with your body hair.

Until the three things listed above happen, you are not allowed to post pictures of yourself in a posing suit.

Thank you.

Okay get a tan, get some hair removal and THEN we'll see whats what when it comes to you wearing your knickers on the internet.


AAAHAHAHAHA!

[maynard]

If you still have your vision, it's worth reading in entirety. They are merciless and it's pretty hilarious. The scary thing is this guy reminds me of a friend of mine.

:haha:

Dude, I am laughing my ass off at this thread. Fucking hilarious.

[maynard]

:haha:


i love it how every message board culture has that one guy that everyone knows and runs from....

http://www.arcadegems.com/images/img_a69549827fb8d10263b424de85dfd8c7.jpg

[Kif]

this post reeks of douchbaggery

fat people go to the gym to better themselves, not to be judged even further by asshats such as yourself.
QFT

[BuzzCat]

I want to take ballet again.

Unfortunately I'm not very graceful. But I did like being all bendy.


Contemporary may be more your speed then. I'm actually interested in taking contemporary classes again. I just have to find a good studio.

[BuzzCat]

I found another studio that does drop in classes that's only a few minutes from my house in Herndon. Pay day is Friday. I'll be goin to the sto' to buy my slippers, my leotard, and my tights and I'm starting classes on Monday. Of course, to take all three classes that I want (ballet, stretch, and jazz) I'm going to have to finagle an extra $140 a month out of my pay check. :sadblue:


Ooooh they have a stretch class!??!?! I used to take that and it was AWESOME!! Can you give me the info? Pweeze? I really want to take that.

[FutonBunny]

If you still have your vision, it's worth reading in entirety. They are merciless and it's pretty hilarious. The scary thing is this guy reminds me of a friend of mine.

:spit:

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showpost.php?p=53279121&postcount=133

Ok, it does get better

[FutonBunny]

Ooooh they have a stretch class!??!?! I used to take that and it was AWESOME!! Can you give me the info? Pweeze? I really want to take that.

http://www.cbanva.com/ check out "adult classes"

There aren't a ton but I've talked to the studio and the people are really super nice.

I also found this a while back:

http://www.joyofmotion.org/

They have a ton of Studios in the DC area, but with where I live and work they weren't really optimal for me.

[BuzzCat]

So you just drop in or you sign up?

NM: I just emailed them.

[| Bass Drop |]

whether it was a joke or not, this thread reeks of douchebaggery.

/.02


in-fucking-deed!

weakest thread ever.

[2rip]

Yeah, so my first post was totally Not-Teh-Serious. But I've got a formal complaint that I want to raise and it was part-spawned by BigLargeHuge's first post in here...


WTF DO PEOPLE BRING BOOKS TO GYM?????? I see people all the time carrying around books... or reading them. Gimme a break.

[2rip]

**edited so that i don't make anymore sensitive people cry

[oh no its nick]

WTF DO PEOPLE BRING BOOKS TO GYM?????? I see people all the time carrying around books... or reading them. Gimme a break.

Or talk on cell phones in between sets and wonder why they don't get bigger/stronger/leaner/etc

give me a fuckin break

[GiveMeFunkyBeats]

WTF DO PEOPLE BRING BOOKS TO GYM?????? I see people all the time carrying around books... or reading them. Gimme a break.


if ure using say the stationary bike...or walking instead of running on the treadmill...or even using the elliptical at a slow and steady pace i dont see a problem with carrying around books :elad:

[2rip]

if ure using say the stationary bike...or walking instead of running on the treadmill...or even using the elliptical at a slow and steady pace i dont see a problem with carrying around books :elad:


that's the thing...

you're at the gym to get in shape. you probably want to get in shape pretty quick, right? i know that's why i'm in the gym. so why is it that people go to the gym to hit it at a slow & steady pace????

just curious that's all. i could find better places to relax & read a book other than inside a gym.

[Methodus]

Or talk on cell phones in between sets and wonder why they don't get bigger/stronger/leaner/etc

give me a fuckin break

People talking on cell phones while riding the elliptical or doing the tread mill is one of my favorites!

[The Logic Theorist]

Dammit. I thought this was a meetup thread.

:crying2:

[Funshine]

BURRRN!

[Big McLargeHuge]

Or talk on cell phones in between sets and wonder why they don't get bigger/stronger/leaner/etc

give me a fuckin break

no shit, those people bug the ever living hell out of me. no place in the gym for a cell phone, don't care why you feel you need it, if you have to talk, get the fark out, seriously.

and chad, im sensetive, you made me cry

[BuzzCat]

that's the thing...

you're at the gym to get in shape. you probably want to get in shape pretty quick, right? i know that's why i'm in the gym. so why is it that people go to the gym to hit it at a slow & steady pace????

just curious that's all. i could find better places to relax & read a book other than inside a gym.

Just because it's not for you, and you don't want to read a book at the gym, doesn't mean other people can't, and shouldn't. Some peole just like to go walk or exercise lightly. They're not on your program. Just because you think they should be getting in shape at a certain speed, doesn't make it true.

Jeeze man, you're going to make them all start talking or something.

[BuzzCat]

People talking on cell phones while riding the elliptical or doing the tread mill is one of my favorites!


THAT makes me mad. It's disruptive and rude, just like talking while you're in line at a store.

[oh no its nick]

THAT makes me mad. It's disruptive and rude, just like talking while you're in line at a store.

that's why i posted that up, it's a 2 parter in annoying me because

a) they're being disruptive to everyone around them
b) occasionally i hear them talk/chat/complain later to others about not progressing fast enough or the gym being a waste of money. Yeah, it's not their fault at all.

[Big McLargeHuge]

seriously, that DeezWeez shit is just wrong. hell, i know im big, but there is no way on gods green earth i would subject any of you to pics of me in a "posing outfit"

[The Logic Theorist]

seriously, that DeezWeez shit is just wrong. hell, i know im big, but there is no way on gods green earth i would subject any of you to pics of me in a "posing outfit"

First this isn't a meetup I can go to, and now I find out I'm never going to see Matt in a unitard.

This thread loses.

[Big McLargeHuge]

First this isn't a meetup I can go to, and now I find out I'm never going to see Matt in a unitard.

This thread loses.

not a unitard, phill, think Borat in yellow bikini bottoms around shoulders... insert me into that image

[PimpZtress RaH]

know whatz funny? i know like no one at my gym. I don't try to look at people. I DONT look at people! I couldn't tell you who was there today, yesturday or tomorrow. Except for the one HUGE afrikan guy who has decided I am his new friend. lol
other than that? There could be aliens and I'd never know.
*shrug*
maybe put on blinders next time?

[badkitty3804]

Eye candy is essential though Ronda!

It's nice to get to check out some guys with muscle and sexy figures. I miss my old gym, it was the only time I got in some good visuals in the male department.

:crying2:

[badkitty3804]

Edit: I Check out my boyfriend for good male visuals too...yeah...my BF too.

:ontome:

[PimpZtress RaH]

Bahahaha.....
I will loan you my AF-REE-KAN
lol
ps he makes a good bodyguard as well!

[The Logic Theorist]

Oops. Looks like that banana won't be on your pillow next time.

[badkitty3804]

:ohnoes:

[imabagel]

ya know. the last time i was ever at a gym. i sat in an a/c filled room, with 4 tv's a bottle of jolt, and either a Long John Silver's, or McDonald's meal, which i sat and ate while watching tv ...

then sat in the sauna for a while.

then went home.


yup. that's my typical "gym" workout.

[Methodus]

no shit, those people bug the ever living hell out of me. no place in the gym for a cell phone, don't care why you feel you need it, if you have to talk, get the fark out, seriously.

and chad, im sensetive, you made me cry

i have my cell & pager with me some days in case i get paged out for work. but i never have had to use them, and if i do, it would be brief and I would be leaving to get to work.

[BuzzCat]

ya know. the last time i was ever at a gym. i sat in an a/c filled room, with 4 tv's a bottle of jolt, and either a Long John Silver's, or McDonald's meal, which i sat and ate while watching tv ...

then sat in the sauna for a while.

then went home.


yup. that's my typical "gym" workout.


Well you're only 23 pounds. We don't want you burning any more calories.

[OhNoesIt'sJohn]

i have my cell & pager with me some days in case i get paged out for work. but i never have had to use them, and if i do, it would be brief and I would be leaving to get to work.

same...i used to love working out in my old office in DC though...if they needed something, they could find me, ask me the question, then take off and let me finish the workout in peace.

[Big McLargeHuge]

i have my cell & pager with me some days in case i get paged out for work. but i never have had to use them, and if i do, it would be brief and I would be leaving to get to work.

and thats perfectly fine. its just the morons who take calls while sitting on a piece of equipment, and then just sit there and jaw jack for 20 minutes

[Big McLargeHuge]

so who here went to the gym today, and after an awesome set of lifting, let out a cry and a karate kick?!?!


and just found this

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d48/MetRat5/JesusGym.gif

[decoy]

Can you believe there are actually people who go to the gym and DON'T use steroids?

I mane, come on! who are you kidding! don't even bother because you defenetly don't wanna be ripped.

[OhNoesIt'sJohn]

Can you believe there are actually people who go to the gym and DON'T use steroids?

I mane, come on! who are you kidding! don't even bother because you defenetly don't wanna be ripped.

someone in this thread has used steroids before?

NO WAI

[decoy]

I mean it really is the only way to achive success, otherwise you are just kidding yourself.

[2rip]

maybe put on blinders next time?

my point is that there are normally 98% hot wimminz there. but like i said in my original... they all had disorders the other day which included extra limbs where their eyes are located and either insanely buck teeth or crooked underbites. like there was not a single half decent looking person in sight and it was freakin rush hour at the gym.

tomorrow i'm gonna go back and i swear it'll be back to normal.... well except for these spoiled fucks lounging around with their books.

maybe i should have a fucking tupperware party at the gym sometime.

[2rip]

Oops. Looks like that banana won't be on your pillow next time.


It's a little slippy still but it truly tasts GREAT! Perfect late-night snack. Gotta get all this oil off my hands before someone sees...

[Big McLargeHuge]

maybe i should have a fucking tupperware party at the gym sometime.

ever see the assholes who try to talk business while at the gym, most likely so they can write off the expense, or something like that

do you honestly think i want to talk to you about routers, car sales, insurance claims, or anything else other then fitness related shit while im trying to do a cardio warmup?? the hell

[2rip]

matt i think you should be my gym partner. just because we'd probably get so amped up that we would possibly do something to rid the world of these moral-less people.

edit: of course you'd be subject to my wopping 150lb bench pressing skillz and 100 on deadlife. ROFL.

[oh no its nick]

Can you believe there are actually people who go to the gym and DON'T use steroids?

I mane, come on! who are you kidding! don't even bother because you defenetly don't wanna be ripped.

"Yeah man. I just like, want to get toned, I don't want to be huge. Definitely trying to stay away from being huge."

I've heard that line so many times, and every time I think in my head of

"Yeah man, I just like, want to play some pickup bball. I don't want to be in the NBA, or make MVP or anything like that. Definitely trying to stay away from getting into the NBA and making millions."

People don't realize that "getting huge" doesn't happen overnight by accident because you forgot to brush your teeth, it takes years and years and years and years and years (and years) of hard work and diet :owned:

[oh no its nick]

just because we'd probably get so amped up that we would possibly do something to rid the world of these moral-less people.

The gym was empty last thursday night before deadlifting, so I had my training partner (big black dude twice my size) slap me as hard as he could before the ME set of deads...dumbass hit me in my ear instead and knocked my hearing out for a solid hour, all it did was ring - but it did the trick I got mad as hell! haha

[2rip]

The gym was empty last thursday night before deadlifting, so I had my training partner (big black dude twice my size) slap me as hard as he could before the ME set of deads...dumbass hit me in my ear instead and knocked my hearing out for a solid hour, all it did was ring - but it did the trick I got mad as hell! haha


were you "mad as hell and not gonna take it anymore?"


ha. . . had to quote that Vandal track.

[Big McLargeHuge]

matt i think you should be my gym partner. just because we'd probably get so amped up that we would possibly do something to rid the world of these moral-less people.

edit: of course you'd be subject to my wopping 150lb bench pressing skillz and 100 on deadlife. ROFL.

heh, i already have a couple guys i lift with. Carlos, the biggest latin dude i have ever seen, and who doesn't speak much english, but damn if that aint motivating, having someone yell at you in spanish when you are pushing those last two reps out.

i tend to try to stay pissed off while im in the gym, it helps with intensity of training, i find.

[2rip]

Are you insisting that Latinos piss you off? God we were meant to be together.

[OhNoesIt'sJohn]

Are you insisting that Latinos piss you off? God we were meant to be together.

2rip for grand wizard in '08!

[2rip]

LMAO...

I only target a certain region known as Hyattsvegas. And by target I mean "stay the fuck away or someone will wreck into your car cuz most of them either drive illegally or drunk" (speaks from lots of experience)