Flashback: John's First Time

[KlondikeTW v2.0]

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[Liquidguru]

uhhhhhhhhh

[KlondikeTW v2.0]

Keep thinking - it'll come to you.

[Liquidguru]

:haha:

[nyhope]

:afterbuzz:

[evey]

:hmm:

[Liquidguru]

this has endless humor if just use your imagination....and i dont even know who john is!

[buzzboy]

:crazyeyes: <----- thread does this to me.

[KlondikeTW v2.0]

I was going to explain it, but it's just not worth it. It's funnier knowing that some cant noodle it.

[buzzboy]

are you saying it hasnt happened yet?

either i am lacking the intellectual prowess of cody or i am still brain dead from the other night?

[badkitty3804]

where's john at?

[Bioteknik]

Originally posted by buzzboy


either i am lacking the intellectual prowess of cody or i am still brain dead from the other night


yup that's true

[empath]

http://www.ianai.net/jokes/forumpix/funnyerror.jpg

[buzzboy]

it wasnt a true false question it was multiple choice or are you picking C) all of the above

[KlondikeTW v2.0]

Originally posted by empath
http://www.ianai.net/jokes/forumpix/funnyerror.jpg

Of course it's not funny to you, it's at your expense jacknut.

[empath]

Although, to be honest, I do appreciate the art of the Zen insult.

Sometimes less is more.

[elad]

http://00bliss.com/mb/images/smilies/meditate.gif

[bbjohnson]

First time i met john he was suckin face with some chick from this board..I said whoa :hitit:

[bbjohnson]

but april got the jump on me....

[KlondikeTW v2.0]

So you wanted to sleep with John, but April got there first?

[bbjohnson]

no no no. april beat me to doing this chick.... well not exactly doing her but making out with her...and it was at your house...haha...

[empath]

so uh, how about those Eagles?

[KlondikeTW v2.0]

Didnt she tell you to drop that like 10 years ago? Seriously, she's going to own your little ass for that.

[bbjohnson]

ah hahaha.....:afterbuzz:

yeah them eagles and stuff....john.

[madeofwires]

So you wanted to sleep with John, but April got there first?



:haha: poor bb. awww. hehe jk

[easysl]

I don't get it - am I just really stooooooooopid?

[elad]

no, youre not stoooopid.

[buzzboy]

i think he is saying it hasnt happened yet

[easysl]

No shit sherlock

[Bioteknik]

Originally posted by buzzboy
C) all of the above

you're serious aren't you?

[buzzboy]

:haha: in grade school that would have been followed by "dig deeper watson"

but that is funny coming from some one in london

[elad]

http://www.attrition.org/gallery/computing/forum/obvious.jpg

[empath]

Originally posted by buzzboy
:haha: in grade school that would have been followed by "dig deeper watson"

but that is funny coming from some one in london

Yeah, funny how someone in London would have heard of Sherlock Holmes. That seems like such an american phenomenom.

[buzzboy]

well i thought he'd say something like "no shit columbo"

[empath]

http://www.ianai.net/jokes/forumpix/capacity.jpg

[buzzboy]

trying to own me isn't gonna erase this thread.

[easysl]

This thread will never be erased. I will make sure of that

[evey]

Sounds worthy enough for "the classics" already...

[empath]

if this is going in, then Cody's First Post is going in, too.

[buzzboy]

:haha: this rivalry between mods is funny

[empath]

what rivalry.. We're just trying to bring the funny...

[KlondikeTW v2.0]

I definitely agree that the post about my "first time to Buzz" will go in the Classics.

[easysl]

Don't lie dude - Cody speaks the truth.


Alright whos prepared 2 get a whip round going so as we can get John a piece of ass?

[KlondikeTW v2.0]

I got a five spot to throw down.

[buzzboy]

Originally posted by empath
what rivalry.. We're just trying to bring the funny...

It's working!

[easysl]

I got 38 bux in my wallet from my last trip

[easysl]

should we get him like a high class one or some 2 bit dirty middle aged fat whore?

[Bioteknik]

Choice #2 sounds good to me ;-)

[empath]

I think there are more worthy targets of pity-booty on the board.

[uberclkgtr]

:haha: pity booty!

[easysl]

Dude don't look a gift horse in the mouth - we already got 43 bux towards the collection

[empath]

Note: I did not say no.

[Buddafly]

:haha:

[easysl]

Thats cos you are not in a position to refuse, so come on who got a couple of bux 2 get this guy some bootay?

[easysl]

7 more bux and Eddie might be persuaded to offer John some light relief

[uberclkgtr]

:haha:

*ponies up da 7 bux*

[empath]

http://www.ianai.net/jokes/forumpix/threadwontdie.jpg

[easysl]

Well at the moment it has more chance of procreating than you d00d. This thread is the thread that brings life, like a cell seperating and growing into fully formed cretures placed on this earth to create yet more life.



ahhhhhhh spread dem lurvebunnies

[KlondikeTW v2.0]

:haha:

This is definitely turning into a classic. Too bad Buzz is no longer @ Nation otherwise we could hook it up for cheap this Friday.

:buttsex:

[uberclkgtr]

you could always try hooking it up saturday at nation. :buttsex:

[asian]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

this thread is hilarious. i'm sure that 38 bux could get you pretty far in baltimore. hows about it, folks?

[easysl]

Jessie we got 50 bux now! know where we can get a "love you long time gal"?

[asian]

um, i guess you could try a crappy massage parlor and slip an extra fiver to the girl. yeah, five should do.

aw, we should turn it into an event!

[uberclkgtr]

an event like that time that one kid tossed himself down the exorcist stairs for scratch? kickass! who's gonna set up the refreshments stand?

[easysl]

What like cos we all pay we all get to watch?




Ahem, no thanx. A smile afterwards will be reward enough for me

[easysl]

Although 2 recoup the cost we could sell ringside seats

[empath]

this thread has gone from funny to disturbing.

[KlondikeTW v2.0]

:werd:

[asian]

:cricketschirping:

[KlondikeTW v2.0]

Apparently we're supposed to leave him alone...

[easysl]

Says who?

[KlondikeTW v2.0]

Says he

[easysl]

Bullies don't just go away cos you ask them 2. he has gotta hit us or something.


Seriously man - some people have no respect for christian charity

[El Magnifico]

I'll chip in $5.

[KlondikeTW v2.0]

48$ is what we're up to now right?

[Alexis]

I got $2 on that, to make it and even $50

[KlondikeTW v2.0]

:werd: Now we're talking. An even fitty will get you hooked up!

[El Magnifico]

Who's chipped in:


KTW: $5
EASYSL: $38 (American dollars, right?)
UBERCLK: $7
ELMAG: $5
WANDSTRZ: $2

Grand total: $57

[badkitty3804]

shit...i'll put in $3....let's make it even

[evey]

I don't think we need to get him any....and that's all i'll say...

[badkitty3804]

ut oh

[bbjohnson]

what ever happened to suckysucky5$

[bbjohnson]

hell then we could all get a round. :velvet:

[KlondikeTW v2.0]

"I go first, I hate sloppy seconds" - Jay

[orangeglow]

Originally posted by El Magnifico
Who's chipped in:


KTW: $5
EASYSL: $38 (American dollars, right?)
UBERCLK: $7
ELMAG: $5
WANDSTRZ: $2

Grand total: $57
for john? i'll throw in a fiver!
thats $65 of lovin! just might find one with all her teeth for that kind of money!

[empath]

how has this thread gone on this long?

[evey]

It should have ended with my last post....

[orangeglow]

john, its funny. thats why.

[easysl]

Sheer human kindness - people can be astonishing sometimes

[KlondikeTW v2.0]

No, it will not die!

[easysl]

Oh and yeah thats 38 US bux, not some dodgy 3rd world coinage called dollars

[empath]

Well, I consulted with my accountant and it's just not feasible for me to accept ho-charity (tax reasons). However, I can still entertain direct offers of booty from the ladies.

[uberclkgtr]

Originally posted by asian
:cricketschirping:

:D

[evey]

Originally posted by empath
Well, I consulted with my accountant and it's just not feasible for me to accept ho-charity (tax reasons). However, I can still entertain direct offers of booty from the ladies.

I think I have the solution. Oh wait. I better not say anything....

[badkitty3804]

Originally posted by evey


I think I have the solution. Oh wait. I better not say anything....

:slap:

[evey]

:buttkick:

[April]

This thread is too hilarious...:haha:

[badkitty3804]

Originally posted by evey
:buttkick:


http://00bliss.com/mb/images/smilies/ginsu.gif

[evey]

Originally posted by badkitty3804



http://00bliss.com/mb/images/smilies/ginsu.gif http://www.oobliss.com/mb/images/smilies/erase.gif

[April]

Those smilies are great...

[badkitty3804]

Originally posted by evey
http://www.oobliss.com/mb/images/smilies/erase.gif



http://00bliss.com/mb/images/smilies/ld.gif
(hint: youre the little plur bunny)

[Tigger]

I'm so confused.

[evey]

Originally posted by badkitty3804




http://00bliss.com/mb/images/smilies/ld.gif
(hint: youre the little plur bunny)

http://www.oobliss.com/mb/images/smilies/smiley_ass.gif

(hint: you're the one getting your ass smacked)

[badkitty3804]

http://00bliss.com/mb/images/smilies/gay.gif

[evey]

Aww, http://www.oobliss.com/mb/images/smilies/sok.gif hun, take a deep breath.

[badkitty3804]

:uhh:

[April]

You guys are having a little smilie battle...

[evey]

What else is new....

[badkitty3804]

Originally posted by evey
What else is new.... :slap:

[April]

Not much really. I think it's funny though...

[evey]

Originally posted by badkitty3804
:slap:

:stupid:

[badkitty3804]

:patricia:

[evey]

:siihp:

[badkitty3804]

:lastyear:

[evey]

:lame:

try again!

better yet, go to work already!

[empath]

jeezus... u 2 with the foreplay again.. and in a thread that was supposed to be about getting ME laid..

[orangeglow]

um. you have $65 to work with. go find yourself a nice girl...

[evey]

I'm telling you Sara, he doesn't need it...

[evey]

Well would you look at that, Emily went to work like I told her to. Such a good kitty.

[orangeglow]

content changed because i'm a big stupidface and...well...:slap:

[evey]

I think he's got it covered...

[orangeglow]

wait....i take that back....

[evey]

uh oh

[orangeglow]

uh oh? be happy for john! :eddie:

[empath]

*sigh*
haven't we learned about keeping private things off the board yet?

[orangeglow]

nope. sorry john. :glcaroline:

[evey]

Psst, Sara...:nono:

[orangeglow]

dude...i fixed it!
and i'm dumb. :slap:

[evey]

:haha:

Nah, you're not dumb, you're cool peoples!

[housecat]

Originally posted by empath
jeezus... u 2 with the foreplay again.. and in a thread that was supposed to be about getting ME laid..
lol.

[easysl]

Originally posted by empath
*sigh*
haven't we learned about keeping private things off the board yet?


So whats the name of this girl your trying 2 bang again John?

[orangeglow]

Originally posted by evey
:haha:

Nah, you're not dumb, you're cool peoples!

you're cool peoples too evey!
:thumbsup:

[Radioman]

Sara is dumb, and so is everyone else that posts private or stupid messages that people have to scroll through. Has anyone every belonged to list serve where you get 14 e-mails in one hour all about an irrelevant argument? It is annoying.

[empath]

Um, who the fuck are you?

[evey]

Originally posted by housecat

lol.

Funny, isn't it Dina?

[orangeglow]

Originally posted by Radioman
Sara is dumb, and so is everyone else that posts private or stupid messages that people have to scroll through. Has anyone every belonged to list serve where you get 14 e-mails in one hour all about an irrelevant argument? It is annoying.
shut up. or i'll eat your face. :redfu:

[evey]

Originally posted by empath
Um, who the fuck are you?

That's a good fuckin question!

[empath]

apparenlty, that's her boyfriend, steve... lol woops :)

[KlondikeTW v2.0]

Originally posted by Radioman
Sara is dumb, and so is everyone else that posts private or stupid messages that people have to scroll through. Has anyone every belonged to list serve where you get 14 e-mails in one hour all about an irrelevant argument? It is annoying.

This thread is what the intelligent people of the world call a "joke."

If you dont want to receive emails about a thread, dont put that option in your user profile.

And :redfu:

[easysl]

Originally posted by empath
Um, who the fuck are you?


Hi my names darragh.

[Buddafly]

uh, WTF? ... nobody pics on my sara!!!

[evey]

Originally posted by empath
apparenlty, that's her boyfriend, steve... lol woops :)

:haha: Whoops indeed!

[Radioman]

I didn't clarify my initial post enough. I don't recieve e-mails when people post. However, I unfortunatly belong to two necessary list serves that are often abused in much the same way as the message board

[orangeglow]

there's no abuse! and i love you guys too...

[KlondikeTW v2.0]

No abuse to the board - it's being used for exactly what it was designed.

[Buddafly]

ooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh, ok.... well in that case... we'll let it slide! j/k... you know we gotta watch out for our people! we <3 sara!

[orangeglow]

Originally posted by easysl



Hi my names darragh.
Hi Darragh, my name is Sara. Do you know what time tiesto is spinning?

[easysl]

Originally posted by Radioman
I didn't clarify my initial post enough. I don't recieve e-mails when people post. However, I unfortunatly belong to two necessary list serves that are often abused in much the same way as the message board


Woooooow dude you seem a bit stressed, if you need some light relief you should give djinergy a call, he'll go down on you for sure, ahhhhhhhhhhh

[Buddafly]

AAAAAAAAAACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK... that was too funny... and some how the drama finds it way to this thread as well!

[KlondikeTW v2.0]

Yeah, we got owned since he's hooked up with her...but still!

[orangeglow]

Originally posted by easysl



Woooooow dude you seem a bit stressed, if you need some light relief you should give djinergy a call, he'll go down on you for sure, ahhhhhhhhhhh
ohhhh snap!

[Buddafly]

Originally posted by KlondikeTW
Yeah, we got owned since he's hooked up with her...but still!

:haha:

[KlondikeTW v2.0]

Alright this thread is done and moving to the Classics, but before it goes.

JOHN HAS NEVER GOTTEN ANY!

:thumbsup: :loser:

[AmandaHuie]

saving this from being pruned.