6/1 (Friday) - SNATCH @ Home Ultrabar - Ciconte / DANIELLA DOWNS / Christauff

[DJ Ciconte]

Snatch @ Home Ultrabar

http://www.districtignition.com/c/di/img/2007.06.01_Snatch_di.jpg (http://www.districtignition.com/)

Get on our Guestlist at:
http://www.DistrictIgnition.com (http://www.districtignition.com/)

Guest list the Process:
The way to skip the line is to find the person in front with the clipboard. they have our guest list. Ask them for the "Snatch" guest list.
they'll give you a ticket for admission and instead of standing in the line on the right (closest to the building) you can move to the much shorter line on the left.

See you all this Friday!

[RevisionC]

Yep. I'll be there this week after the guiness thing.

Ian will rock the floor no doubt

[daniella downs]

rave!

this is going to be ultra fun for sures.

[sweetnarcosis]

nice! this is going to be my last snatch...looking forward to it!

[DJ Ciconte]

This should be a fun night.

:woot::woot:

[DJ Ciconte]

nice! this is going to be my last snatch...looking forward to it!

why is this going to be your last Snatch?

[2rip]

that bitch is moving away.

*hates her for it*

*yet loves her at the same time*

[sweetnarcosis]

:kapluto: i'm moving to austin next wednesday

[DJ Ciconte]

That sucks... WTF is there to do in Austin???

you will be missed for sure.

[ramz]

hook some bruthas up with some gigs... :wink:

[sweetnarcosis]

aww thank you, i will miss you too.

haha yes jason, i will do everything in my power to get you gigs there ;)

[ramz]

:woot:

by the way, I was posting some stuff up and realized that I needed to apologize for something that happened @ SNATCH last weekend. We've become accustomed to having SNATCH patrons be expedited into the cut line each and every Friday night @ UltraBar, but this week was different in that only people with tickets to the Chroma special event were permitted access to that line. I didn't find out about this change until a couple of people called me asking what the hell was going on with the lines. Venue management explained the one-time change in policy, and I was very clear with them that it should not happen again and that, if it does, we should be notified in advance. I plan on holding them to that, but, yeah, there's little I can do about last weekend than apologize and ask our valued patrons to continue to come out and see us in spite of this hiccup...

[DJ Ciconte]

Werd, Jason... it's all good... I got in fine.

This week will have the regular Snatch line in effect.

:woot:

[Dainbramage]

I'll make an appearance...

[daniella downs]

SUPER ULTRABAR RAVE.

i am way :spliff: and about to get on the airplane. fun times for sure.

[Legba]

I am going to find you Ian and urinate all over you! <3

Also, SNATCH is cool, the skanks on the flyers are not. Is that supposed to be ironic? It's just ghey. Which IS ironic.

[ramz]

finally! someone gets it!

[Dainbramage]

Um... Skanks = Snatch???

[daniella downs]

I am going to find you Ian and urinate all over you! <3


i do not know that i would find that preferable.

[DJ Ciconte]

finally! someone gets it!

The Irony? or the Urination?

At least I found a hot skank for this weeks flyer...

[mouse]

Is the chick on the flyer a patron of Snatch/the club or ....?

[Dainbramage]

The Irony? or the Urination?

At least I found a hot skank for this weeks flyer...

IMO you've done much better in the past...

[Pseudo Society]

:kapluto: i'm moving to austin next wednesday

:(

[2rip]

I am going to find you Ian and urinate all over you! <3

Also, SNATCH is cool, the skanks on the flyers are not. Is that supposed to be ironic? It's just ghey. Which IS ironic.

It's still hard for anyone to comprehend the sarcasm behind the girls on the flyer. People totally think we're serious... which makes us do it even more. Because we're not.

[DJ Ciconte]

I want to use dinosuars at one point...

had a great dino flyer example back in the PreFix days... I think a few may remember that one.

[Pseudo Society]

the dino-flyer will be here soon enough. patience folks, patience.

[2rip]

I want to use dinosuars at one point...

had a great dino flyer example back in the PreFix days... I think a few may remember that one.


Dude, that shit was hilarious when you sent it to me. You were sending emails repeatedly. They went in this order (or something similar)

1) Hey guys.... here's an idea for the next flyer. (Then the flyer has something simple like a South Beach theme)

2) Here's another play on the South Beach. I changed the colors up a bit, just lemme know what ya think.

3) Or we can just throw a big dinosaur on the flyer.

LOLZ!!!!1

[DJ Ciconte]

here it is...

http://www.districtignition.com/c/di/img/dino_example.jpg

I'm gonna use that dinosuar for one of the chicks one week... make it and annimate gif and every 200th frame will flash this bad ass.

[ramz]

I'm sorry everyone... I've worked, relentlessly (because, that's really what it takes), to quash the dinosaur thing for almost a year now... I can see I've failed...

[Pseudo Society]

here it is...

http://www.districtignition.com/c/di/img/dino_example.jpg

I'm gonna use that dinosuar for one of the chicks one week... make it and annimate gif and every 200th frame will flash this bad ass.

:spit:

[2rip]

I'm sorry everyone... I've worked, relentlessly (because, that's really what it takes), to quash the dinosaur thing for almost a year now... I can see I've failed...


ha. if i recall correctly i was the only one who was disputing using the dinosaur at the time. that dinosaur is a little too underdressed... and has too much bling. someone might mistaken us for selling out to b-ballers & booty shaking bitches if we used that thing.

[DJ Ciconte]

Don't let them fool you all...

Everyone hated the dinosaur... and that is why it was never printed...

If I recall that whole month we were having issues coming up with good ideas for flyers...
I was the only true visionary to suggest "Let's just slap a big fucking Dinosaur on it, and call it a day"...
It would have packed them in that night.

no worries... I will use it for something eventually...

[ramz]

visionary...

I seriously almost had coffee come out my nose... I would have been totally pissed had that happened...

[sweetnarcosis]

http://www.districtignition.com/c/di/img/dino_example.jpg




:afterbuzz:

[DJ Ciconte]

visionary...

I seriously almost had coffee come out my nose... I would have been totally pissed had that happened...

How many event flyers have a big bad ass dinosuar on them... it would have been unique and revolutionary... In fact, I think after this thread people are gonna start getting prehistoric with the flyer design.. you will see...

[RevisionC]

I'm sorry everyone... I've worked, relentlessly (because, that's really what it takes), to quash the dinosaur thing for almost a year now... I can see I've failed...

You lose at the funny.

That flyer would be badass :catalyst:

[DJ Ciconte]

That flyer would be badass

Thank you...

you all see... this man has taste.

[ramz]

okay... maybe if we put the dinosaur in a bikini...

[RevisionC]

okay... maybe if we put the dinosaur in a bikini...

That's an idea

[Abduction]

I'm totally putting a dinosaur on my next transit flier

[RevisionC]

either way it's the funny/wacky/different flyers that get my attention. While I do think the snatch flyers have been funny, maybe it's time to change things up a bit in order to not get stale? Using the same idea week after week I mean.....


Something different might make others actually see the flyer instead of just passing over it.

Kind of like this online flyer some of the direct drive guys are affilated with
http://directdrive.net/FLYERS/savalasflyer.gif


sure does get your attention.

[Pseudo Society]

Apparently im going to become violently ill within the next 7 days. I'm putting all my chips on red, hence the song "Sunday Bloody Sunday."

[Pseudo Society]

either way it's the funny/wacky/different flyers that get my attention. While I do think the snatch flyers have been funny, maybe it's time to change things up a bit in order to not get stale? Using the same idea week after week I mean.....


Something different might make others actually see the flyer instead of just passing over it.

Kind of like this online flyer some of the direct drive guys are affilated with
http://directdrive.net/FLYERS/savalasflyer.gif


sure does get your attention.

Funniest title ever.

[DJ Ciconte]

I'm totally putting a dinosaur on my next transit flier

That's fucked up Lee... don't ride my wave...

I could put a dinosaur head on the next Snatch Skank... Thoughts???

[jibboo]

rave!

this is going to be ultra fun for sures.
what time is your set?

[DJ Ciconte]

Ian goes on at 12:30... you can see all the set times on the flyer an the beginning of this thread. (JB you lazy bastard... j/k)...

[jibboo]

Ian goes on at 12:30... you can see all the set times on the flyer an the beginning of this thread. (JB you lazy bastard... j/k)...
why would i trouble myself with looking when there is always a promoter on hand in this thread at the ready to answer all my questions

i'm going to do my best to make it out

ian owes me a drink

[DJ Ciconte]

http://www.districtignition.com/c/di/img/dino_girl.jpg

here the next Lady of Snatch...

[ramz]

omg

wow

this will certainly shock the guys who have become accustomed to opening their email to find a nice DI Eye Candy flyer...


lotion..........everywhere... :ontome:

[DJ Ciconte]

I'll throw the dino head on a chick that's showing a little flesh... problem solved.

[PimpZtress RaH]

:whack:

I LOVE THE DINOSAUR SNATCH!!

it is like the girl that never was or will be.....

OOO wait...dinosaur snatch conspiracy theories??

[Abduction]

Rob - that pics owns


dinosaur chick FTW

[DJ Ciconte]

Thanks buddy...

It was a pain in the ass getting that hoodie on that bitch...

Dinosaurs rock... I mean who didn't like dinosaurs or even better dinobots?

[christauff]

I'm back from San Fran and am looking forward to Friday night!

I really wouldn't mind living over there, if it wasn't so cold in the late spring/early summer. I wore nothing but sweaters and jeans while i was there. No sandles, no shorts, no t-shirts.

Didn't get to go to any clubs, however.

[2rip]

We need a sexy dino chick devouring a nice...

[badkitty3804]

Pterodactyl sexy time on the flyer > infinity

<embed src="http://pornotube.com/player/v.swf?v=bT0yMjY1NTEmYW1wO2xvY2FsPWZhbHNlJmFtcDt1PTQ0" loop="false" quality="high" width="480" height="400" name="pornoPlayer" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" />

:penguin:

[RevisionC]

http://www.districtignition.com/c/di/img/dino_girl.jpg

here the next Lady of Snatch...


:chairfall:

awsome!

[PimpZtress RaH]

wow. Sorry I am missing the dino-snatch.
RU guys giving away free diinosaur rides?!

[2rip]

anybody wanna ride some dinosaur snatch?

[ramz]

:no:

[DJ Ciconte]

It's all good... but there will be no dinosaurs at Snatch this Friday... (except Ian... LOL)

Where is Ian btw...

[ramz]

recovering would be my guess...

[DJ Ciconte]

recovering would be my guess...

LOLz

[christauff]

Recovering from...?

The Ian Dinosaur needs to be made.

[christauff]

Pterodactyl sexy time on the flyer > infinity

<embed src="http://pornotube.com/player/v.swf?v=bT0yMjY1NTEmYW1wO2xvY2FsPWZhbHNlJmFtcDt1PTQ0" loop="false" quality="high" name="pornoPlayer" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" height="400" width="480">

:penguin:


OMG. That is seriously f()cked up. I'm fairly certain that that permanently scarred me. :sadpanda:

[ramz]

Recovering from...?

The Ian Dinosaur needs to be made.
cross country flight + playing @ Five last night...

[christauff]

Ian, you slut. Wish I'd found you while I was in San Fran this past weekend.

[DJ Ciconte]

The Ian slut-dom will be in effect tomorrow night.

[RevisionC]

OMG. That is seriously f()cked up. I'm fairly certain that that permanently scarred me. :sadpanda:

She posted the Pterodactyl porn didn't she?

I didn't click on the link but I'm guessing thats what it is. She's made me watch it before :chilly:

[christauff]

She posted the Pterodactyl porn didn't she?

I didn't click on the link but I'm guessing thats what it is. She's made me watch it before :chilly:

It... was... h-horrible.

[2rip]

i bet it hurt less than a t-rex tho

edit: not speaking from experience

[badkitty3804]

She posted the Pterodactyl porn didn't she?

I didn't click on the link but I'm guessing thats what it is. She's made me watch it before :chilly:


PTERODACTYL PENIS EVERYWHERE!

:freakout:

[DJ Ciconte]

yes, yes... That was very disturbing.

are you coming out tomorrow night Emmers?

[badkitty3804]

Probably not. I will more than likely be out of town. :cleo:

But my grand return shall be..well...grand. :D

[DJ Ciconte]

Well see you all tonight...

I'm going to Dutch Wonderland (http://www.dutchwonderland.com) today... so I wont be online much...

so... :woot::woot:... see ya all tonight.

[ramz]

Amish Kings Dominion like whoa...

[Pseudo Society]

Do the rollercoasters run on butter churns?

[RevisionC]

Well see you all tonight...

I'm going to Dutch Wonderland (http://www.dutchwonderland.com) today... so I wont be online much...

so... :woot::woot:... see ya all tonight.

Wow, that's crazy

[Dainbramage]

:woot: