Trimming, Shaving, and YOU!

[ao125]

I'm a fan of hardwood myself


My thoughts are "anything for my nuts on her chin".

Seriously though, nothing less sexy than picking hair out of your teeth.

[Funshine]

Are people sharing?

I shave. Yay.

[maynard]

Maintenance is key, whether you're male or female.

I shaved once. Horrible idea. I never did it again. 'Trim' works for me.



This shall soon become the "TMI" thread...


Nothing worse than going for the ol' cunny only to discover Wooly Willy hiding down thurr in her panties.

[maynard]

Goddammit Rob, you fail at the Buzzboard. You're supposed to make this a public poll. :catalyst:

[Russell Christ]

This shall soon become the "TMI" thread...


I was kinda thinking that before anyone replied

[jibboo]

Maintenance is key, whether you're male or female.

I shaved once. Horrible idea. I never did it again. 'Trim' works for me.



This shall soon become the "TMI" thread...


Nothing worse than going for the ol' cunny only to discover Wooly Willie hiding down thurr in her panties.
wooly willie?!?

did you have an experience with a transvestite that you've never told me about

[FutonBunny]

Some day I wanna go get it waxed. I just need to find a waxer that I'm comfortable enough with to show my Bajingo

[ao125]

Goddammit Rob, you fail at the Buzzboard. You're supposed to make this a public poll. :catalyst:

I'm not entirely sure you'd want to actually know what *everyone* does.

I'm sure people will volunteer anyway.

[The Logic Theorist]

my Bajingo

Is that that thing you take wood out of until it falls apart?

[maynard]

wooly willie?!?

did you have an experience with a transvestite that you've never told me about

:slap:

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/41BL8E8Sw9L._SS500_.jpg

[FutonBunny]

PS. Boys pants afros are gross.

[ao125]

Some day I wanna go get it waxed. I just need to find a waxer that I'm comfortable enough with to show my Bajingo

The only thing I want to know is "who has the lightning bolt"...

[maynard]

I'm not entirely sure you'd want to actually know what *everyone* does.

I'm sure people will volunteer anyway.

Well... if we're all sleeping with each other anyway, we might as well know who we can go down on and who we can't.

:afterbuzz:

[jibboo]

:slap:

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/41BL8E8Sw9L._SS500_.jpg

right, its a dude

[FutonBunny]

Is that that thing you take wood out of until it falls apart?

:afterbuzz:

yes. yes it is.

[Alter-Ego]

I trim on occasion.

I find it quite gross if a girl is not trimmed, I see no reason why it would not apply to the male gender.

[Funshine]

The only thing I want to know is "who has the lightning bolt"...
A few years back, I tried to keep a star. It didn't work out too well...

[velvetgoldmire]

Is that that thing you take wood out of until it falls apart?
In a manner of speaking, I guess you could describe it as that.

[ao125]

Is that that thing you take wood out of until it falls apart?

Or in this case, put wood into until it falls apart. :freakout:

[BuzzCat]

PS. Boys pants afros are gross.

Any hair in boys pance are gross. Get rid of it.

I used to hate shaving, especially right in the middle, because it'd hurt / razor burn. (ladies know what I mean.) The newer razors and shave gels that are out now make a 100% difference tho. I shave everything every other day.

/ TMI

[madeofwires]

i <3 men that shave :yummy:

[jibboo]

i'm not currently getting any and i don't like my boys getting cold so i'm sporting the pants-fro

if i get a legitimate offer i'll be glad to trim

[5l1mm]

i get ballsy every now and then and shave.
but i usually regret it.
trim only most of the time.

i had a roommate who tried to give me a Brazilian once.
german girls are interesting.

[Tallgirl502]

The only thing I want to know is "who has the lightning bolt"...

...which option is that on the poll? That's like a trim and a shave, right?

[The Logic Theorist]

Or in this case, put wood into until it falls apart. :freakout:

Yeah, that's sorta where I was going with that.

Next time I get laid I'm going to shout "Jenga!" on entry.*













*not really

[BuzzCat]

A few years back, I tried to keep a star. It didn't work out too well...


I tried a heart. The hair is pretty thin apparently tho, so it didn't look like anything. I just got rid of it.

I guess that's better than having it thick enough to cornrow or some shit.

[maynard]

I tried a heart. The hair is pretty thin apparently tho, so it didn't look like anything. I just got rid of it.

I guess that's better than having it thick enough to cornrow or some shit.

:haha:

Cornrows! Oh, that's just foul.

[Funshine]

I used to hate shaving, especially right in the middle, because it'd hurt / razor burn. (ladies know what I mean.) The newer razors and shave gels that are out now make a 100% difference tho. I shave everything every other day.
I love having fine hair - shaving has never been an issue with me... other than the dreaded SlipNCut that seems to happen to all beginning shavers.

I tried a heart. The hair is pretty thin apparently tho, so it didn't look like anything. I just got rid of it.
Ha! Same thing with me! I actually considered dying it (at the time, I always had pink or purple hair) to give it some contrast, but I just ended up shaving it all off.

[jibboo]

:haha:

Cornrows! Oh, that's just foul.
what about dreadlocks

[BuzzCat]

I love having fine hair - shaving has never been an issue with me... other than the dreaded SlipNCut that seems to happen to all beginning shavers.

Remember the first time you knicked' your goonyah? UGH.

I clenched just thinking about it, which in turn felt kinda good, but still.

:delirious:

[ao125]

Next time I get laid I'm going to shout "Jenga!" on entry.*

That is kinda like this idea I had where I could put a laptop on some chick's back and play WoW while we were going at it. :delirious:

...which I'm not entirely sure would work... or even get through the approval stage.

[5l1mm]

so wait.
for guys that shave
dont you have hairy legs?
do you shave those too?
if you dont doesnt it look like muttenchops?
see i couldnt shave completely because i worry about blending around the edges of said shaves portion.

[BuzzCat]

I love having fine hair - shaving has never been an issue with me... other than the dreaded SlipNCut that seems to happen to all beginning shavers.


Ha! Same thing with me! I actually considered dying it (at the time, I always had pink or purple hair) to give it some contrast, but I just ended up shaving it all off.

Us natural blondes are usually like that.

[The Logic Theorist]

so wait.
for guys that shave
dont you have hairy legs?
do you shave those too?
if you dont doesnt it look like muttenchops?
see i couldnt shave completely because i worry about blending around the edges of said shaves portion.

Bingo. Not to mention chest hair.

[Funshine]

Us natural blondes are usually like that.
:smooch:

[BuzzCat]

so wait.
for guys that shave
dont you have hairy legs?
do you shave those too?
if you dont doesnt it look like muttenchops?
see i couldnt shave completely because i worry about blending around the edges of said shaves portion.

There's a perfected technique involved. Takes years of practice apparently.

[FutonBunny]

Yeah, that's sorta where I was going with that.

Next time I get laid I'm going to shout "Jenga!" on entry.*













*not really

no way, Jenga is when you come, cause that's when the tower comes down.

[FutonBunny]

That is kinda like this idea I had where I could put a laptop on some chick's back and play WoW while we were going at it. :delirious:

...which I'm not entirely sure would work... or even get through the approval stage.

even better, let her have a lap top too and you both play while you go at it.

[ao125]

even better, let her have a lap top too and you both play while you go at it.

Heh... well, I don't play anymore.
I found that I like doing things like going outside and talking to people that I've met before.

[jibboo]

no way, Jenga is when you come, cause that's when the tower comes down.
its all fun and games 'til you're banging some dumb broad who's never heard of jenga and she thinks you're calling out some other girls name

[GiveMeFunkyBeats]

Heh... well, I don't play anymore.
I found that I like doing things like going outside and talking to people that I've met before.


ar oh ef el

[xgirl]

Some day I wanna go get it waxed. I just need to find a waxer that I'm comfortable enough with to show my Bajingo

Knong at Bang on U Street! She is the best, and I feel fantastic showing her my vagina once a month.

[Funshine]

Knong at Bang on U Street! She is the best, and I feel fantastic showing her my vagina once a month.
How much did it hurt when you first did it?

If I were interested in going, how long should I abstain from shaving before?

[The Logic Theorist]

She is the best, and I feel fantastic showing her my vagina once a month.

Words not spoken nearly often enough.

[The Logic Theorist]

no way, Jenga is when you come, cause that's when the tower comes down.

I see you know this game.

[maynard]

Knong at Bang on U Street! She is the best, and I feel fantastic showing her my vagina once a month.

I get my hair cut at Bang and have yet to see any vag. What a rip.

(yes, I realize they probably do it in the back area they have there)

[BuzzCat]

BANG? As in, come here in order to get ready to ____

[FutonBunny]

Heh... well, I don't play anymore.
I found that I like doing things like going outside and talking to people that I've met before.

people actually talk to eachother on that game? man, all I ever did was run around and kill shit.

[FutonBunny]

How much did it hurt when you first did it?

If I were interested in going, how long should I abstain from shaving before?

cosigned,

and how much does Knong charge per visit to look at my cooter?

[Kif]

if i'm seeing someone...i keep it tidy...it's def pants-fro now days though

[Jill]

It would be a turn off to me for a guy to be shaved completely. Thats entirely too prissy and metro for my tastes. But trimming is definitely a good thing.

[FutonBunny]

I see you know this game.

I've played once or twice.

[maynard]

It would be a turn off to me for a guy to be shaved completely. Thats entirely too prissy and metro for my tastes. But trimming is definitely a good thing.

That and I doubt you ladies want to feel like you're fucking a 12 year-old.

[GiveMeFunkyBeats]

That and I doubt you ladies want to feel like you're fucking a 12 year-old.


:chairfall:

[jibboo]

That and I doubt you ladies want to feel like you're fucking a 12 year-old.
or juggle balls with the texture of sandpaper in your mouths

[BuzzCat]

That and I doubt you ladies want to feel like you're fucking a 12 year-old.

But most guys like ladies shaved, so, guys like feeling like they're fucking 12 year olds?

[GiveMeFunkyBeats]

by the end of this year im going to have at least started laser hair removal treatments


im excited...yay!


until then shave it is

[The Logic Theorist]

But most guys like ladies shaved, so, guys like feeling like they're fucking 12 year olds?

I prefer the landing strip personally.

[maynard]

But most guys like ladies shaved, so, guys like feeling like they're fucking 12 year olds?

Honestly, I think we view it a little differently. We see you being shaved as being 'feminine'. It's natural for guys to have hair all over their bodies, so maybe it seems a little unnatural for a guy to be shaved? I dunno. It's not the same as why you shave your legs and we don't, but it's in the ballpark. Also, women want a guy to be at least moderately "manly", and a smooth playing field doesn't really fit in with that.

Personally, when it comes to my wimmins being shaved or trimmed, I don't care - so long as it's one or the other.

[ao125]

But most guys like ladies shaved, so, guys like feeling like they're fucking 12 year olds?

Not at all. I'm a fan of the hard-boiled-egg-look. :tmyk:

[Kif]

I prefer the landing strip personally.
yeah, trimmed is better than shaved...reverse razor burn is the total suck

[BuzzCat]

Not at all. I'm a fan of the hard-boiled-egg-look. :tmyk:

I'm sorry, the what?

[FutonBunny]

yeah, trimmed is better than shaved...reverse razor burn is the total suck

you mean stubble burn?

[jibboo]

I'm sorry, the what?
aparently rob likes looking at bald nutz

[The Logic Theorist]

you mean stubble burn?

No, it's kind of like reverse racism. Razor burn only happens to men, and reverse razor burn happens to women. It's the exact same thing, but if you look at the history of razor burn you can see why it's different.

[Kif]

you mean stubble burn?
:yes:

No, it's kind of like reverse racism. Razor burn only happens to men, and reverse razor burn happens to women. It's the exact same thing, but if you look at the history of razor burn you can see why it's different.
:afterbuzz:

[ao125]

I'm sorry, the what?
Smooth and shaven.

[jukata]

maybe you and the "laser" should get a room?
http://arbyte.us/blog_archive/2005/11/drevil_million_dollars.jpg

by the end of this year im going to have at least started laser hair removal treatments


im excited...yay!


until then shave it is

[ao125]

aparently rob likes looking at bald nutz

This is what I'm hearing... "Rob I want:"
http://people.inf.ethz.ch/hvogt/tea/teabag_used.jpg

[jibboo]

This is what I'm hearing... "Rob I want:"
http://people.inf.ethz.ch/hvogt/tea/teabag_used.jpg
this is what i'm hearing

members of nambla are into robsin'

[5l1mm]

nambla
Native
American
Moon
Bounce
Lovers
Association
:elad:?

[jukata]

oh man! muttenchops! hahahahahhahahaha!!!!!!

http://futility.typepad.com/futility/images/royhead121109.jpg

so wait.
for guys that shave
dont you have hairy legs?
do you shave those too?
if you dont doesnt it look like muttenchops?
see i couldnt shave completely because i worry about blending around the edges of said shaves portion.

[jukata]

http://images.quizilla.com/D/Dragonman18/1122941125_ffQuagmire.jpg

Does this look like a "Q"?

How about now?

[jukata]

Hey, how come no ladies are fessing up about the pants-afro?

I've been in your pants, I know you're lying!

FYI - Shaving your thighs allong with the rest of your legs doesn't count as "trimming"

:mattsanborn:

[BuzzCat]

oh man! muttenchops! hahahahahhahahaha!!!!!!

http://futility.typepad.com/futility/images/royhead121109.jpg


Jeebus.

http://www.worstpreviews.com/images/wolverine.gif

[FutonBunny]

Hey I'll admit, I only shear it once a week usually. I get a little pance crew cut every now and then. Certainly not an afro though yech.

[jukata]

Jeebus.

http://www.worstpreviews.com/images/wolverine.gif

He'll trim you up REAL good!

[5l1mm]

Jeebus.

http://www.worstpreviews.com/images/wolverine.gif
good look for wolverine
bad look for my cock.
but then the chewbacka look is bad too

just realized i totally typed crroked, fixed now

[5l1mm]

good look for wolverine
bad look for my cock.
but then the chewbacka look is bad too

just realized i totally typed crroked, fixed now
if i was chewbacka, id get me a fresh ass fade..

[The Logic Theorist]

if i was chewbacka, id get me a fresh ass fade..

You'd get your ass cut into a fade? Would it have a step on the top?

[jukata]

doesn't that involve waxing the whole thing?

and by "whole thing" I mean "hole thing"



i had a roommate who tried to give me a Brazilian once.
german girls are interesting.

[jibboo]

nothin' is sexier than a bald brown starfish

[Bioteknik]

But most guys like ladies shaved, so, guys like feeling like they're fucking 12 year olds?

Shaved bare doesn't look hot to me.. landing strip, please.

[5l1mm]

doesn't that involve waxing the whole thing?

and by "whole thing" I mean "hole thing"
yeah.
my main argument was "please demonstrate the benefits"
then her fiance came to my rescue, and my effort to maintain the innocense of me twig and berries was succesfull.

[5l1mm]

Shaved bare doesn't look hot to me.. landing strip, please.
with running lites

[Shawn_E]

No dick-beard for me mateys I trim my shit.

[Shawn_E]

Shaved bare doesn't look hot to me.. landing strip, please.


maybe I am old school but I don't even like the landing strip, it's like why even bother leaving that there? I like the old school \ / look.

[5l1mm]

im pretty much a fan of anything without a penis or an afro.
Edit: damn i suck at typing

[BuzzCat]

maybe I am old school but I don't even like the landing strip, it's like why even bother leaving that there? I like the old school \ / look.

Even I don't like that.

[Shawn_E]

Even I don't like that.


To each his/ her own lol, welcome to the jungleee :buzzboy:

[ao125]

I'm looking at the next-day poll results and I'm just happy there are no womenz with a pants-afro.

[CareBear]

ROFL

[maynard]

I'm looking at the next-day poll results and I'm just happy there are no womenz with a pants-afro.

At least not any that will admit it.

:afterbuzz:

[ao125]

It's anonymous... unless some unlucky lady out there feels guilty enough not to check an anonymous checkbox... in which case she could just buy a bic razor and some shaving cream and take care of the situation. If that happens, then I've done my good deed for the day.

[5l1mm]

It's anonymous... unless some unlucky lady out there feels guilty enough not to check an anonymous checkbox... in which case she could just buy a bic razor and some shaving cream and take care of the situation. If that happens, then I've done my good deed for the day.
so what is the next good deed for the next day?

[maynard]

LOL. Do you know nothing of women? It doesn't matter that nobody can see it.

[ao125]

so what is the next good deed for the next day?

THAT is a very good question.

Perhaps to remind everyone that True Stories is playing tonight at Dremo's
http://www.wpfs.org/

and that they have Delerium Tremens on tap...

I think that is a good deed - though non-hygene related.

[ao125]

LOL. Do you know nothing of women? It doesn't matter that nobody can see it.

The shame only a women can have by growing a bush that would make a French woman blush?

Knowing several of the women on the board, I'm sure that more than one of them would tick that checkbox if it were true as shame isn't an issue.

::coughsleptwithiancough::

[5l1mm]

deleted out of feer that i may have killed the thread..

[maynard]

....aaaaaaaaand I'll mosy on out of this thread now....

[ao125]

deleted out of feer that i may have killed the thread..

Re: what you just said and deleted -
While Oprah is big problem in our society, she could solve THIS problem with a "Ladies, if you like getting tongued by your man, shave that thing" campaign.

The television-induced agoraphobia is gonna take a while to fix.

[Alexis]

maybe I am old school but I don't even like the landing strip, it's like why even bother leaving that there? I like the old school \ / look.

by "old school" do you mean "pre pubescent"

[Kif]

by "old school" do you mean "pre pubescent"
i think he means the hairy \ / look

[Shawn_E]

by "old school" do you mean "pre pubescent"


Um no, I mean that little \ / is filled with hair there, not without. Thanks.

[Shawn_E]

i think he means the hairy \ / look


bingo.

[jibboo]

Re: what you just said and deleted -
While Oprah is big problem in our society, she could solve THIS problem with a "Ladies, if you like getting tongued by your man, shave that thing" campaign.

The television-induced agoraphobia is gonna take a while to fix.
mingey and gary should do a psa

[Tallgirl502]

mingey and gary should do a psa

...best Towelie episode ever!

[jibboo]

this poll is a sausage fest

[juicyjay]

:yes:

[FutonBunny]

this poll is a sausage fest

Boys like to talk about their private areas more than girls. I probably would too if I could pee my name in the snow with it :shrug:

[jibboo]

Boys like to talk about their private areas more than girls. I probably would too if I could pee my name in the snow with it :shrug:
practice makes perfect

for the love of god someone get this girl some snow

[FutonBunny]

practice makes perfect

for the love of god someone get this girl some snow

:FUBAR:

JB wants to see me pee?

[The Logic Theorist]

I just want to play some Jenga.

[jibboo]

:FUBAR:

JB wants to see me pee?
don't put words in my mouth

i want to do some handwriting analysis

[jukata]

better to yell "Jenga" than "Jumanji"!

I just want to play some Jenga.

[jibboo]

better to yell "Jenga" than "Jumanji"!
if i run the danger of being trampled by a herd of wild animals coming out of her snatch at the moment of shangra-la then she's probably not the girl for me

[lupitanahsee]

how about a 3-d face with an afro??

that would be hot. tssssssssssssssssssssss.

[Matt Sanborn]

its no secret I shave my balls.

see sig.

[FutonBunny]

don't put words in my mouth

i want to do some handwriting analysis

don't I need to write with my hand for that?

[jibboo]

don't I need to write with my hand for that?
cuntwriting just sounded so vulgar

[jukata]

"stonographer" sounds pretty vulgar

[imabagel]

im asian.

i swim.

i shave.

hair is resistance.

[Midnight_Junglest]

**Shaves

[jukata]

do you swim naked? doesn't your swim suit take care of the resistance issue?

im asian.

i swim.

i shave.

hair is resistance.

[imabagel]

do you swim naked? doesn't your swim suit take care of the resistance issue?

i've been swimming since high school.

leg hair, arm hair, head hair, hell even toe hair is resistance underwater.

speedo's cover other parts but ya know. if ur gonna be all nice and smooth, ya might as well be smooth all over

:3some:

[The Drifter]

Im off to mow the lawn,





















no really my grass is 3 feet high.

[Bioteknik]

do you swim naked? doesn't your swim suit take care of the resistance issue?

It doesn't for some people..

[Kif]

It doesn't for some people..
oh snap

[BuzzCat]

Im off to mow the lawn,


no really my grass is 3 feet high.


You could dread that shit.

[FutonBunny]

this thread totally makes me think about this

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I've actually applied a couple of those things to my shaving needs. :shrug:

check out the rest of the series:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjhIy9rgWQU

[Neptune]

its all fun and games 'til you're banging some dumb broad who's never heard of jenga and she thinks you're calling out some other girls name


You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to jibboo again.


:dammit:

:ripped:

[maynard]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to jibboo again.


:dammit:

:ripped:

It sounds like you have some experience here.

:afterbuzz:

[Methodus]

damn, still no afro vags!!!

[The Logic Theorist]

Shit, I'd call Neppie "Jenga" if she asked.

[Precious12]

damn, still no afro vags!!!


I bet if you were to pose this poll on some Mormon forum it'd be a landslide.

[jukata]

mormons love the hair-pie?


I bet if you were to pose this poll on some Mormon forum it'd be a landslide.

[Precious12]

My former mother in law was Mormon and i've seen that woman's laundry. Them massive granny panties had to serve some other purpose....packed it in like a pancake i'm assuming

:twatpunch:

[jibboo]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to jibboo again.


:dammit:

:ripped:
sock puppets need love too ya know

[Neptune]

Shit, I'd call Neppie "Jenga" if she asked.

i just like the loud messy crashes that are associated with the word "jenga"

[DLWman0322]

you know ive only encounterd one chick that had an absolute afro vag ever. And based on the horrible time I had with that, im glad the general female population shaves it all of!

[Jewcus]

my first g/f had the afro vag. not pretty. not at all.

[5l1mm]

what kind of sad world is it
where the men with pants afros outnumber the women who trim?

but the men who trim outnumber the women who shave and the women who trim combined.

[DLWman0322]

i think its more the to do with us mens opens about talking about out southers areas, than women are .....

[LOGO]

I'm a female with a pants-afro - 0%
C'mon now, ladies.
There has to be at least one of y'all who looks like she's got Buckwheat in a leg-lock.
It's time for you to come clean (figuratively, and literally)!*





*Read: Please give the members of the Buzzboard a reason to point and laugh.

Endlessly.

[The Logic Theorist]

Does anyone know where I can get a pick for a pants afro? With a fist at the end of it?

[Funshine]

They sell afro picks with fists on them at the Beauty Supply store down the street from my place :delirious:

[Synthetikid]

i guess i'm the only person that doesn't mind hair- i don't expect a girl to do anything that i myself would not do- in any respect. i might end up raising the children... my basic point is that i have dated hippie chics that didn't shave- anything- and I didn't mind. as long as you take good care of yourself theres nothing wrong with having your comfort.

Please bear in mind that I do have a preference, but just like with tits and ass, i have a broad range of attraction

[Bioteknik]

i guess i'm the only person that doesn't mind hair- i don't expect a girl to do anything that i myself would not do- in any respect. i might end up raising the children... my basic point is that i have dated hippie chics that didn't shave- anything- and I didn't mind. as long as you take good care of yourself theres nothing wrong with having your comfort.

Please bear in mind that I do have a preference, but just like with tits and ass, i have a broad range of attraction

maybe because you're a wolf-man!!

[jukata]

the ladies are lying!

I say proove it! (pending you are an attractive female ;)


:needpics:



C'mon now, ladies.
There has to be at least one of y'all who looks like she's got Buckwheat in a leg-lock.
It's time for you to come clean (figuratively, and literally)!*





*Read: Please give the members of the Buzzboard a reason to point and laugh.

Endlessly.

[Cambria]

i just wanted to add that my friend bought me dye for your down there hair


now i am trying to grow it out so i can dye it BRIGHT PINK!!!

think it'll glow in the black light?

[FutonBunny]

the ladies are lying!

I say proove it! (pending you are an attractive female ;)


:needpics:

Ok, are you ready for this?

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b116/Futonbunny/sandy.jpg
Sorry, It's a little sandy

[ao125]

i just wanted to add that my friend bought me dye for your down there hair


now i am trying to grow it out so i can dye it BRIGHT PINK!!!

think it'll glow in the black light?

I would kick blacklight-glowing pussy out of bed. :yikes:

I'm sorry... that's how I roll.

[jukata]

Sorry, It's a little sandy

:tmi:

[robhyx]

I would kick blacklight-glowing pussy out of bed. :yikes:

I'm sorry... that's how I roll.

:siihp:

[maynard]

i just wanted to add that my friend bought me dye for your down there hair


now i am trying to grow it out so i can dye it BRIGHT PINK!!!

think it'll glow in the black light?

I really, really hope you are joking.

[Cambria]

joking about the black light


but i really do have pink hair dye for the va jay jay

[maynard]

joking about the black light


but i really do have pink hair dye for the va jay jay

I wasn't talking about the light, lol.

If I was getting down with a girl and it was revealed that she died her goonya hair pink, I would get up, put my clothes on, and vacate the premises.*





*depending on how drunk I am.

[FutonBunny]

I would kick blacklight-glowing pussy out of bed. :yikes:

I'm sorry... that's how I roll.

yeah, Radio Active looking is not sexy.

[Kif]

I wasn't talking about the light, lol.

If I was getting down with a girl and it was revealed that she died her goonya hair pink, I would get up, put my clothes on, and vacate the premises.*





*depending on how drunk I am.
i know right...it's all about green pubes...






that way you can't tell where the hair stops and the disease begins :D

[Cambria]

I wasn't talking about the light, lol.

If I was getting down with a girl and it was revealed that she died her goonya hair pink, I would get up, put my clothes on, and vacate the premises.*





*depending on a) how drunk I am and b) how hot she is.



i'm not too bad but i don't think i'll be dyeing my hair and sleeping with anyone soon. i have to grow it, dye, shave and repeat before my boyfriend comes home

so it's more of a personal thing...i like pink, we'll see where it goes


oh and ps i'm not talking 70's bush here, just enough to dye and trim and see how it looks, maybe email some pictures and put a smile on a soldier's face

[ao125]

yeah, Radio Active looking is not sexy.
unless it's Japan... apparently everything that falls into that category is a turn-on there.

[Cambria]

http://www.shavingstuff.com/archives/betty.jpg


this is what she got me

[ao125]

http://www.shavingstuff.com/archives/betty.jpg


this is what she got me

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
:freakout:


Some things works as pink...

<img src="http://www.perfectduluthday.com/arunlolarunabol4.jpg" width="300">

Most things don't.


Like I said, I'll take shaved over anything :bacon:

[Cambria]

http://www.spiralvisions.com/cuthbert/swimsuit.jpg


everything looks good in pink


like i said, i'm not buying it for anyone but me, and i'm the only one gonna see it..

cuz sadly i am not getting any

[maynard]

Okay, I just turned avatars on, and I'm immediately turning them back off.

:noway:

[FutonBunny]

unless it's Japan... apparently everything that falls into that category is a turn-on there.

and every fetish has a hooker house.

[ao125]

cuz sadly i am not getting any

Are you under the impression that barbie-pink crotch fuzz is gonna land you a man?

[Cambria]

Are you under the impression that barbie-pink crotch fuzz is gonna land you a man?


i have a man

he's in iraq

[ao125]

IED's to pink pubes.... wow.... :freakout:

[Cambria]

no no no i said before i will grow, dye it, shave and have to repeat that like 4 times over before he gets home :( when he's home it's be bald like bruce willis

[Shawn_E]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
:freakout:


Some things works as pink...

<img src="http://www.perfectduluthday.com/arunlolarunabol4.jpg" width="300">

Most things don't.


Like I said, I'll take shaved over anything :bacon:


Lola :drool: :badkitty: run to me lola run

[gkeylow]

I shave and trim.

But when I trim, I end up making it look like a hitler mustache

:tmi:

[Neptune]

i'm all about my triangle shape myself.


it points up tho, not down.


landing strips look too fake IMO

[stihgnob]

ok heres my theory.

lets say you have a 3 foot mailbox standing in a foot of grass. The mailbox only appears 2 feet high.

Cut down the grass and leave the mailbox standing in dirt, well then my friend you've got yourself a three foot mailbox.

[ao125]

You are totally not walkin around with 3 feet of mailbox though.

[someguy]

i am

[Precious12]

for a true equilateral pub'angles, use a protractor to ensure accuracy. :D

[BuzzCat]

Bitches please,

I have a whole post office.

[BuzzCat]

i'm all about my triangle shape myself.


it points up tho, not down.


landing strips look too fake IMO

True, but unless they're 7, so does bald.

However, the jungle isn't thick enough for a triangle to even work.

bald it is.

[FutonBunny]

i am

that can not be comfortable. you must pass out from blood loss every time a pretty girl walks by

[ProjektRaRa]

shaven and smooth for the ladies is the way to go. i'm always scared that i'll miss a spot so i'm doing some contortionism in the shower to ensure accuracy.

and for the guys, yeah... hair in the mouth is definitely gross... but if it's trimmed too short or just growing back from being shaved, the spikiness can really irritate the chick. that's just my personal experience though.

[5l1mm]

pink?
pink?
whats wrong with pink?
i think you got a pink kink in your think.
doesn't matter what color..why that gets a nope.
weather its pink, or yellow,.. or heliotrope..

[5l1mm]

id rather have less hair in my mouth, but i dont discriminate as long as its something maintained.
crazy hippy bush is out.

[SiKniSS]

http://twohandsworldshop.com/blog/images/bushhippy2.jpg

hippy bush is bad mmkay

[SiKniSS]

the reason these threads pop up from time to time is so guys can justify trimming the old meat theme park without the looming metro feeling you get while standing in front of the mirror naked with a pair of buzzers.

my rant on the subject is while trimming around the tree is easy,
the twins are kinda ass out when it comes to using anything conventional for upkeep. keep in mind , the boys are sensitive and don't play nice when it comes to razor cuts.

[5l1mm]

my issues are these
-you called it a meat theme park, that shit is just horrifying
-my balls dont like things that cut either

[Tauhs]

I'm a male that shaves 14 - 15.56%

I am married, wife likes it that way, what can ya do? Whatever makes her happy, thats what.

TMI, i know...i know....

[Maffew]

I was thinking of replying to this thread for a second or two.
Then I thought to myself, I spend too much time on the Buzzboard.
I'm going to do something productive now.

[Bioteknik]

the reason these threads pop up from time to time is so guys can justify trimming the old meat theme park without the looming metro feeling you get while standing in front of the mirror naked with a pair of buzzers.

my rant on the subject is while trimming around the tree is easy,
the twins are kinda ass out when it comes to using anything conventional for upkeep. keep in mind , the boys are sensitive and don't play nice when it comes to razor cuts.

norelco body groom

[Matt Sanborn]

eh shaving your nuts is not hard.

just dont ever try to use the pop out sideburn trimmer on an electric razor...

trust me

[Kif]

eh shaving your nuts is not hard.

just dont ever try to use the pop out sideburn trimmer on an electric razor...

trust me
*pinch* "ow fuck wtf was i thinking fuck"

:ontome:

[Funshine]

eh shaving your nuts is not hard.

just dont ever try to use the pop out sideburn trimmer on an electric razor...

trust me
BOLLOCKS!!!

http://board.dogbomb.co.uk/images/smilies/bollocks3.gif

[GiveMeFunkyBeats]

BOLLOCKS!!!

http://board.dogbomb.co.uk/images/smilies/bollocks3.gif


ahahahahahahahaha

[SiKniSS]

um isn't there somethin easy like veet for men or some shit?
cuz i really do be feelin sorry for the womens housing some afro puff dudes.

[Matt Sanborn]

veet? use a razor!

you are not a man until you have sliced open a ball from doing some manscaping

[smashed pumpkin]

ugh i'm sorry but if a guy whips it out and it's a jungle... that's a horrible turn off... as i'm sure it is if a guy sees a bush on a girl..

clean it up for us, guys... we deserve that respect... :plurstick: :plurstick: :plurstick:

[ao125]

Still Zero ladies with a pants afro.

BTW, this thread is now epic.

[Miss.Soul]

I got a brazilian once, that was about the worst pain of my life. and the lady who did it was as cold as ice too... that was really uncomfortable

[ao125]

I got a brazilian once, that was about the worst pain of my life. and the lady who did it was as cold as ice too... that was really uncomfortable
:needpics:

[ProjektRaRa]

veet? use a razor!

you are not a man until you have sliced open a ball from doing some manscaping



HAH. ow, dude.
I don't know what would hurt worse, knicking your junk with a razor, or having Nair sit on those more "tender areas" for a while.
Chemical burn like whoa. Never. Again. As long as you don't get any on the "softer skin", it's fine and works great... but if any drips down (I'm a girl)... you are going to scream.

[PaulieWalnuts]

Just want to inform everyone, I am going to trim in 5 minutes.

[DJ KonviKt]

Nothing Turns Me On More Then Some good ole 70's Porn Bush... Somethings Never Go out of Style... :bolt: Also I know first hand the danger of hairclippers so u kids remember saftey first.

[Neptune]

Women's Pubic Hair Determines Personality

“Women’s pubic hair is normally shaped like an inverted triangle, but some is oblong or elliptic-shaped,” pubic hair researcher Kosai Jumon tells Asahi Geino, adding that the shape of a woman’s “underhair” often determines her sexual proclivities.

“It’s not rare for women with elongated pubic hair to be the types who fall in love at first site and soon become passionate. They’re not the types who’re happy shut up in the home. They may cause those around them to worry about them a little. But that devilish side to them is what makes them so attractive to men.”

Jumon’s recently released book “Tamashi Yura Ageman (Rising Fortunes of the Soul)” categorizes women’s pubic hair into five types, each of which purportedly determines its owner’s fortune.

Jumon says that the frisky types with elongated pubic hairstyles are not the only types of mound mustaches that require some consideration. Those with mountain delta type minge, where the pattern of the mop resembles the mouth of a river, are said to be hyper-infidels.

Jumon says that most Oriental women’s pubic hair is shaped in what he calls the standard-type, which is an inverted triangle.

“It shows endurance and indicates suitability for married life. They have everything they need for enduring such home-like activities as childbirth, child-raising and caring for their husband or parents,” Jumon tells Asahi Geino. “I don’t think it’s saying too much to say that it is these standard-type women who helped raise Japan to glory.”

Jumon, 70, says that years of experience with a variety of women alerted him to the finding that sexual prowess differed according to their pubic hairdo.

“Studying intensively while I was young and building up experience led me to refer to the pubic hair area as ‘The Zone,’ and I gradually learned everything about it,” he says.

Jumon divides ‘The Zone’ into five sub-zones endurance, attachment, action, emotion and receptivity—the shape of each determines a woman’s sexual persona.

Jumon claims the average Japanese woman’s pubic hair is a standard-type, inverted triangle shape where the base extends for 9 centimeters and it runs the same length from top to bottom, with the mean length of hairs being 7.5 centimeters.

“A perfect wife has a clearly defined endurance sub-zone and slight traits of a receptivity sub-zone. Put simply, this means she doesn’t care a great deal about things like ethics or morals. A woman with pubic hair like this would be able to bear a lot, but also have a sexual side that allowed for unbridled wantonness,” the pubic hair expert tells Asahi Geino. “In short, hair like this would indicate a good wife during the day who turns into a whore a night.”

Source: Asahi Geino tabloid via Mainichi WaiWai
Posted by weird on 08/24 at 12:10 PM

[sassypance]

:afterbuzz:

What shit.

[sassypance]

http://www.spiralvisions.com/cuthbert/swimsuit.jpg


everything looks good in pink


like i said, i'm not buying it for anyone but me, and i'm the only one gonna see it..

cuz sadly i am not getting any

Now, really... what's the perk of this? I can't even imagine the dye taking without bleaching the hair first. And besides, who wants hair there anyway on a chick?

Men: Keep it tidy.

[juicyjay]

I got a brazilian once, that was about the worst pain of my life. and the lady who did it was as cold as ice too... that was really uncomfortable

the first couple of times are like that, after a while it's not so bad and plus, the hair becomes finer and it doesn't grow back as thick.

brazilian waxing ftw

[5l1mm]

Women's Pubic Hair Determines Personality

“Women’s pubic hair is normally shaped like an inverted triangle, but some is oblong or elliptic-shaped,” pubic hair researcher Kosai Jumon tells Asahi Geino, adding that the shape of a woman’s “underhair” often determines her sexual proclivities.

“It’s not rare for women with elongated pubic hair to be the types who fall in love at first site and soon become passionate. They’re not the types who’re happy shut up in the home. They may cause those around them to worry about them a little. But that devilish side to them is what makes them so attractive to men.”

Jumon’s recently released book “Tamashi Yura Ageman (Rising Fortunes of the Soul)” categorizes women’s pubic hair into five types, each of which purportedly determines its owner’s fortune.

Jumon says that the frisky types with elongated pubic hairstyles are not the only types of mound mustaches that require some consideration. Those with mountain delta type minge, where the pattern of the mop resembles the mouth of a river, are said to be hyper-infidels.

Jumon says that most Oriental women’s pubic hair is shaped in what he calls the standard-type, which is an inverted triangle.

“It shows endurance and indicates suitability for married life. They have everything they need for enduring such home-like activities as childbirth, child-raising and caring for their husband or parents,” Jumon tells Asahi Geino. “I don’t think it’s saying too much to say that it is these standard-type women who helped raise Japan to glory.”

Jumon, 70, says that years of experience with a variety of women alerted him to the finding that sexual prowess differed according to their pubic hairdo.

“Studying intensively while I was young and building up experience led me to refer to the pubic hair area as ‘The Zone,’ and I gradually learned everything about it,” he says.

Jumon divides ‘The Zone’ into five sub-zones endurance, attachment, action, emotion and receptivity—the shape of each determines a woman’s sexual persona.

Jumon claims the average Japanese woman’s pubic hair is a standard-type, inverted triangle shape where the base extends for 9 centimeters and it runs the same length from top to bottom, with the mean length of hairs being 7.5 centimeters.

“A perfect wife has a clearly defined endurance sub-zone and slight traits of a receptivity sub-zone. Put simply, this means she doesn’t care a great deal about things like ethics or morals. A woman with pubic hair like this would be able to bear a lot, but also have a sexual side that allowed for unbridled wantonness,” the pubic hair expert tells Asahi Geino. “In short, hair like this would indicate a good wife during the day who turns into a whore a night.”

Source: Asahi Geino tabloid via Mainichi WaiWai
Posted by weird on 08/24 at 12:10 PM
i think some dirty old man wanted an excuse to stare at pubes, so he called it "writing a book"

[DJ HEADBANGER]

trimming makes ur jonk look bigger

[bubblzdc]

im seriously considering laser hair removal....if i had the extra cash but i dont :puppydog:

a few chicks at my work were showing off that they had lasered. its pretty impressive. life would be just a little easier not having to shave ever.

[LOGO]

a few chicks at my work were showing off that they had lasered. its pretty impressive.
Showing off work done to one's private parts is definitely a chick thing.

You'd never see two straight guys involved in this work scenario:

"Hey Ken Krazee, smells good. Whatcha making?"

"Oh, hey Matt Sandstorm. It's just curry chicken from Trader Joes."

"Mmm. Smells Dee-diddly-liscious. Hey, check this out..."
*pulls down pants, pulls out nutsack, squeezes balls as if he were trying to pop them right out of his sac*
"Got lazered yesterday. Yep, no mo' wax on wax off action for me, buddy. Wuddaya think?"
*waves sack at Ken Krazee for approval*

[Neptune]

:chairfall:

[Maffew]

Can't we all just let this thread die? :decoy:

[juicyjay]

nevar

[ao125]

<font style="font-size:80px;">LOL DONGZ!!!1</font>

[ao125]

Can't we all just let this thread die? :decoy:

Son, you're not ending my thread.

[iijolieii]

LOLZ @ this thread. too funny.