Sexay Sexay

[sassypance]

Just saw this was on sale on Sephora.com ($5) and I needed to use up my gift card so I added it to my order. Cannot WAIT to try it out. :ANden: :mary:

http://a1377.g.akamai.net/7/1377/8278/20050112195036/www.sephora.com/assets/dyn/product/P70800/P70800_hero.jpg


Deliciously Kissable Hot Topping (Original Price $18)
If there's one thing Dessert girls love, it's a long and languorous massage, so we've cooked up the perfect treat to smooth things along. Hot Topping is silky, sensuous, and kissably luscious. Run your fingers over it at first and it's firm and rich, but add a little heat (like between his hands and your skin), and it melts into your body to smooth you out, soften you up and raise your pulse - and it smells and tastes as fantastic as it feels.

:lessthanthree: :cloud9: :badkitty:

What other products can you recommend for sexy time?

[Jerkyboy76]

That would be cool if it actually tasted good but I've found that stuff like that leaves something to be desired. But Sephora is a good store. Ever heard of Boob Drops?

[sassypance]

:no:

[5l1mm]

What other products can you recommend for sexy time?
gaterade, and a powerbar? :elad:
call me old fashion

[BuzzCat]

What other products can you recommend for sexy time?


Mayo. Sammich Sex.

But seriously, I've always wanted to try honey but never had anyone willing.

[Shakey]

http://cover6.cduniverse.com/CDUCoverart/AToy/Large/Front/6652969.jpg

[LizE]

http://cover6.cduniverse.com/CDUCoverart/AToy/Large/Front/6652969.jpg

:slap:

:neener:

[Dainbramage]

Nipple lick-ems

[Shakey]

:slap:

:neener:
well, at least it's the "value size".
more bang for the buck.....quite literally.

[Jewcus]

well, at least it's the "value size".
more bang for the buck.....quite literally.
chics that dig anal = keepers
:bowasian:

[mouse]

:siihp:

what?

[Jewcus]

:siihp:

what?
its the troof

[mouse]

:githd:

this is probably the only thread that these smilies become approriate.

[Jewcus]

:githd:

this is probably the only thread that these smilies become approriate.

especially when :githd: is used in conjunction with :siihp:

paints a lovely picture doesnt it

[mouse]

If you've got a nasty mind....

... and if you have enough anal eaze

[Jewcus]

agreed

[Jewcus]

i killed the thread

[mouse]

Nah. I think Sunday evening did.

[Jewcus]

well then sunday evening sucks

[mouse]

usually.

[sassypance]

i killed the thread

:hitwithrock:
:assslap:

[Neptune]

http://www.weirdity.com/images/ebay/thong.jpg


:afterbuzz:


ok, seriously, these products rock!


http://www.slumberparties.com/images/ProductImages/844_sm.jpg (http://www.slumberparties.com/productdetail.cfm?ProductIDCode=293)

http://www.lambdashopping.com/shopping/ImageLarge/1101-1.jpg (http://store.babeland.com/safe-sex-lubes/pink-lube)

[Shakey]

chics that dig anal = keepers
:bowasian:
so true, so true.

[sassypance]

oi, keep it moving people. sexy time stuffs.

[imabagel]

Mayo. Sammich Sex.

But seriously, I've always wanted to try honey but never had anyone willing.


this might work as an alternative to the stickiness factor

http://www.simply4lovers.com/product_image.php?imageid=734

i've found everything in the kamasutra line, to be quite lovely

[Funshine]

i killed the thread
Yeah, I learned a while ago that talking about anal and lube = great thread killing material.

[FutonBunny]

something I don't recommend: it's this shit called "pussy whip." It's whipped cream made for the cooter...only it's made with nutrasweet so it's nasty.

[Alexis]

Yeah, I learned a while ago that talking about anal and lube = great thread killing material.

I don't see why it would. Everyone loves buttsex.

:freakout:

[Funshine]

:tarvis:

[Chrississippi]

lol, I guess I'm the only one who prefers sex without condiments.

[Jewcus]

hurray. i didnt kill the thread after all

[Alexis]

http://a1468.g.akamai.net/f/1468/580/1d/pics.drugstore.com/prodimg/69151/300.jpg

!

[Funshine]

Ooohhh, I've always wanted to try something like that..

[betseyxox]

I was just at sephora this weekend and purchased the shu umera eyelash curler. I had been using my friends and liked it so much I bought my own. Worth every penny in my opinion. It was $18 and 24k gold. The gold was all they had left and it cost the same anyways.

[FutonBunny]

lol, I guess I'm the only one who prefers sex without condiments.

I've never found one that actually added anything more to the experience than a mess :shrug:

although I've always wanted to try body painting :ponder:

[imabagel]

http://a1468.g.akamai.net/f/1468/580/1d/pics.drugstore.com/prodimg/69151/300.jpg

!

yea. so. i posted the original pic, that turned into a link, then my computer rebooted itself before i could finish my sentence.


both this, and their line of body paints work quite well. no blobs, not nasty tasting either.

their entire line of massages oils aren't too shabby either :)

[5l1mm]

body paint=love
but then, so does good knotwork
butsecs=antiluv

PS: this is a strange question that im afraid to ask.
but rhetorically speaking (of course)
if there was a moon bounce with spray nozzles in it (for k-y) and an open bar.
would you be adverse to K-Y wrestling.
no cameras
no telling
seriously

[Chrississippi]

PS: this is a strange question that im afraid to ask.
but rhetorically speaking (of course)
if there was a moon bounce with spray nozzles in it (for k-y) and an open bar.
would you be adverse to K-Y wrestling.
no cameras
no telling
seriously


is there free STD testing available beforehand?

[Funshine]

PS: this is a strange question that im afraid to ask.
but rhetorically speaking (of course)
if there was a moon bounce with spray nozzles in it (for k-y) and an open bar.
would you be adverse to K-Y wrestling.
no cameras
no telling
seriously
Not in the slightest.

[Legba]

What other products can you recommend for sexy time?

Curved steel dildoes.

Also, there's this line of clitoral vibes we sell at pleasure place that are fucking AWESOME. Hyper stylized, perfectly curved, and some of the first vibes I've ever seen that emphasized vibration frequency of sheer intensity. You get this high-pitched, silent movement as a result.

The female employees played rock paper scissors to decide who would get to use the employee discount on the one remaining in stock but I think more are coming in because they were so popular. Pricey though.

[5l1mm]

is their free STD testing available beforehand?
why would that pretaint to wrestling? :elad:
EDIT: oh. n/m

[Legba]

http://a1468.g.akamai.net/f/1468/580/1d/pics.drugstore.com/prodimg/69151/300.jpg

!

They make great powders.

I tend to be wary of flavoured liquids. They are pumped to shit full of glycerin and leave this weird taste in the mouth.

A company makes this REALLY REALLY nice flavoured lube that is flax and grape seed oil that is also supposed to cut down on vag infections. A partner of mine swears by it.

[5l1mm]

ive seen clips (just once) that were like for the purposes of increasing bloodflow to the clit etc. and they make the pussy all fat and swolen
i know very little of their functionality though
insight would be appreciated

[FutonBunny]

ive seen clips (just once) that were like for the purposes of increasing bloodflow to the clit etc. and they make the pussy all fat and swolen
i know very little of their functionality though
insight would be appreciated

clips?! on the cooter? :chilly:

[5l1mm]

clips?! on the cooter? :chilly:
well yeah, you know how they got thos steel cock rings that keep it hard for a long time (like rock hard, veins and all).
they got one for the vag as well, but i know little about it, and was hoping someone would enlighten me without having to spend the effort of research ..

[Jewcus]

clips?! on the cooter? :chilly:
that hurts me just thinking about it and i lacks the girly bits

[5l1mm]

wow
so i tried googling "vagina clip"
that was a bad idea

[Funshine]

I tried "Clit Clip" - the result was a bunch of hits I couldn't look up while at work.

[5l1mm]

maybe "clit stimulation clip"

[5l1mm]

i have a friend that knows these things, but i lost her # when my computer crapped out

[Jewcus]

okay. tell me how in the fuck i google vagina clip and it gives me a result of this pregnant chick naked in a chair, im guessing giving birth, and some old ass man with his hand by her vag?

[imabagel]

maybe the clips in his hand?

[5l1mm]

okay. tell me how in the fuck i google vagina clip and it gives me a result of this pregnant chick naked in a chair, im guessing giving birth, and some old ass man with his hand by her vag?
lol
i got alot of links for video clips that i quickly closed off of my work computer screen , i dont know what i was thinking

[Neptune]

are you guys talking about these?

http://www.discreet-romance.com/images/products/SE262514.jpg

cause they are purely for decoration.

[EmmaK]

I was just at sephora this weekend and purchased the shu umera eyelash curler. I had been using my friends and liked it so much I bought my own. Worth every penny in my opinion. It was $18 and 24k gold. The gold was all they had left and it cost the same anyways.
:confused:

How does this relate to a sexytime toy or product?

[Alexis]

Maybe she thought it was a girlie thread :delirious:

[5l1mm]

are you guys talking about these?

http://www.discreet-romance.com/images/products/SE262514.jpg

cause they are purely for decoration.
decoration!?
i think thats them though.
its a shame i could never try and prove/disprove this "purely decoration" theory.

[5l1mm]

Maybe she thought it was a girlie thread :delirious:
well this is in the girly shit section...
so what?
only girls are alowed to talk about sexytime?

im crying sexism....

[someguy]

are you guys talking about these?

http://www.discreet-romance.com/images/products/SE262514.jpg

cause they are purely for decoration.

can we get an illustration of how that's used? i'm trying to picture it, and its just not happening.

[imabagel]

are you guys talking about these?

http://www.discreet-romance.com/images/products/SE262514.jpg

cause they are purely for decoration.


from the website:

Non-piercing and designed to remain in place without inflicting pain. This item is a type of jewelry used to add to a woman's sex appeal. This is not a torture device.

[EmmaK]

well this is in the girly shit section...
so what?
only girls are alowed to talk about sexytime?

im crying sexism....
...hm...did you read the progression of posts?

first, betseyxox posted about an eyelash curler, then I asked how that relates to sexytime, and alexis surmised that perhaps she thought this thread was one of our Girly Shiat threads (e.g., that we were discussing products to beautify *for* sexytime, as opposed to actual toys/products to use *during* sexytime).

We didn't say anything about only girls being allowed to talk about sexytime. :D

[5l1mm]

oh, i thought Go Back Buzzlife Message Board > Freeform > WORK THAT BODY > CHICK-SHAT meant girl thread...

[EmmaK]

Nah, the Chick-shat forum is the ultimate spin-off of our original Girly Shiat thread, which spawned a bunch of spin-off threads, leading to the desire for our own mini-forum :D

[Jewcus]

*pinkie to mouth*

mini-forum. i love you. give me a hug

[Funshine]

http://mazeguy.net/movie-tv/drevil.gif

[Jewcus]

http://mazeguy.net/movie-tv/drevil.gif
:lessthanthree: i love you

[sassypance]

hijackers.

[Jewcus]

arrrrr you shiver me timbers

[BuzzCat]

:lessthanthree: i love you


love = anal



Usually the only ingrediant I need for sexay time are shaved legs.

Hot wax is fun, if you don't get it in hair.

[5l1mm]

love = anal



Usually the only ingrediant I need for sexay time are shaved legs.

Hot wax is fun, if you don't get it in hair.
not if you get the right wax, the ones i got dont dry as hard, so it comes out of hair with ease.

PS: anal = not love at all really

[Jewcus]

hot wax? is this at all relating to modding the muff?



and love does = anal. didnt you know

[BuzzCat]

not if you get the right wax, the ones i got dont dry as hard, so it comes out of hair with ease.

PS: anal = not love at all really

How dare you come all up in here makin' sense.

BE GONE!

[Jewcus]

does this mean i cant make anymore anal jokes? :sadpanda:

[Funshine]

Would saying "yes" stop you?

[5l1mm]

hot wax? is this at all relating to modding the muff?



and love does = anal. didnt you know
you could mod muff with wax.
its totally an exceptable form of muff modifacation
PS: eww for pooper


How dare you come all up in here makin' sense.

BE GONE!
nowai.

ps for you too. theres those soft candles in the tall glass gar, they got the bubbles in them usually.
there effin money.

[someguy]

damnit, nm

[5l1mm]

were u gonna post an anal joke? :elad:

[Jewcus]

apparently i killed the anal

[Funshine]

Lucas, you clearly have a one-track mind :delirious:

Or are you just trying to see how many post you can make while using the word "anal"?

[FutonBunny]

you could mod muff with wax.
its totally an exceptable form of muff modifacation
PS: eww for pooper



nowai.

ps for you too. theres those soft candles in the tall glass gar, they got the bubbles in them usually.
there effin money.

you mean the cheap mexican jesus candles?

(I call them so because I've always found them in mexican grocery stores with pictures of the virgin mary on them)

[5l1mm]

you mean the cheap mexican jesus candles?

(I call them so because I've always found them in mexican grocery stores with pictures of the virgin mary on them)
ya know ive never tried a mexican jesus candle....