How to lift a 40 of Malt Liquor Properly.

[Cliff]

I will be conducting a class tonight at my home, for those of you that are inexperienced on the ways of handling a 40, you can join me for this how to class, which includes selection and aftermath.

[maynard]

I want to join you, I really do, but I don't think I could drink tonight.

We'll see what happens re: my lunch hour and if I can squeeze a nap in.

[method]

fuck a 40, it's all about the 51

http://www.chimay.com/img_clipart/a2_a1_fmagnum.jpg

seriously i could never drink an entire one of those.

[maynard]

One costs $2. The other doesn't. ;)

Forties: Bringing broke blokes hope since... whenever.

[The Logic Theorist]

fuck a 40, it's all about the 51

http://www.chimay.com/img_clipart/a2_a1_fmagnum.jpg

seriously i could never drink an entire one of those.

I've killed 3 40's in a day. Lightweight.

Cliff, I may be up for this actually. What time does the class begin?

[Alexis]

I haven't drank a 40 since I was under 21 and living in Langley Park behind tick tock.

[Alter-Ego]

"I aint drank a forty since Ive been old enough to drink..."

I do not drink them anymore but I surely know how.

[Alexis]

I do not drink them anymore but I surely know how.

Indeed.

[method]

I've killed 3 40's in a day. Lightweight.

Cliff, I may be up for this actually. What time does the class begin?

heh; that shit is over 50% more alcoholic than OE800 tho'!

[Alter-Ego]

I drank 5 in one day in about 8 hours, no breaks or naps...can anyone beat that?

[method]

dead people probably

[The Logic Theorist]

I drank 5 in one day in about 8 hours, no breaks or naps...can anyone beat that?

I know I have consumed an even amount in ounces of malt liquor and beer, but not 5 40's specifically. That was one of the nights I felt it necessary to announce how many ounces of alcohol I'd had to drink every time I finished something.

[The Logic Theorist]

heh; that shit is over 50% more alcoholic than OE800 tho'!

51oz isn't even a 6 pack man. You're telling me you've never killed a 6 pack of strong beer in a sitting?

[method]

i'm a cheap date :shrug:

[LOGO]

Wow.
I seriously haven't tipped a fo'ty to my mouth since college.
But I sure was a lover of the O to the E, baby.

[The Logic Theorist]

Wow.
I seriously haven't tipped a fo'ty to my mouth since college.
But I sure was a lover of the O to the E, baby.

It's all about the OE. OE for OG's.

[OhNoesIt'sJohn]

Wow.
I seriously haven't tipped a fo'ty to my mouth since college.
But I sure was a lover of the O to the E, baby.

it tastes horrible. trust me. don't go back.

[ChildoftheBeat]

OE <3

Jesus I have to witness this class. Need a teacher's aid Cliff?

[Cliff]

I've killed 3 40's in a day. Lightweight.

Cliff, I may be up for this actually. What time does the class begin?

6:30-7pm... pretty much when I get home.

[Cliff]

OE <3

Jesus I have to witness this class. Need a teacher's aid Cliff?


Yeah, you and yours are more than welcome to come help with class.





There is a Rangers-Sabres game on the 60 inch tv we will probably be watching as well.

[The Logic Theorist]

OE <3

Jesus I have to witness this class. Need a teacher's aid Cliff?

Are you in town? Might we actually crack a 40 together?

[Big McLargeHuge]

One costs $2. The other doesn't. ;)



the other also doesnt taste like warmed over ass in a bottle


thank you method

[Big McLargeHuge]

it tastes horrible. trust me. don't go back.


QFT!

:star:

[Cliff]

the other also doesnt taste like warmed over ass in a bottle


thank you method


what you do for taste and what i do to forget are two different things and i'd appreciate it if you respected that

[The Logic Theorist]

the other also doesnt taste like warmed over ass in a bottle


thank you method

Y'all just ain't ghetto enough to get it.

[maynard]

it tastes horrible. trust me. don't go back.

It never tasted good to begin with. Or are you people actually drinking 40s for the aesthetic?

:afterbuzz:

[method]

is that kinda like putting in a grill when you have good teeth?

[Skandar]

I drank 5 in one day in about 8 hours, no breaks or naps...can anyone beat that?

That was my record during peak college alcoholism. Only ever known 2 other people who pulled it off. Nice work.

[EmmaK]

Wow.
I seriously haven't tipped a fo'ty to my mouth since college.
But I sure was a lover of the O to the E, baby.
You didn't even have a sip of the 40 I was drinking at Rob's house? (last September)

[maynard]

I do not drink them anymore but I surely know how.

That was my record during peak college alcoholism. Only ever known 2 other people who pulled it off. Nice work.

Wow.
I seriously haven't tipped a fo'ty to my mouth since college.



40s are the new cocaine.

"Oh, I experimented with them in college, but not anymore..."

:hilarious:

[Transmattic]

That was my record during peak college alcoholism. Only ever known 2 other people who pulled it off. Nice work.

My boy Steve (AKA Milky Mccord) drank 6 in 2002. That's the most alcohol I've ever seen an idividual consume in one sitting. granted he doesn't remember that day at all, but I think he deserves some sort of drinking medal.

[FutonBunny]

40s and hockey? :ponder:

[LOGO]

You didn't even have a sip of the 40 I was drinking at Rob's house? (last September)
:ponder:
Hmmm, I honestly don't remember if I did or not.
I was much too focused on you sitting on my lap and with you sticking your fingers in the holes in my jeans :wink:

[EmmaK]

:ponder:
Hmmm, I honestly don't remember if I did or not.
I was much too focused on you sitting on my lap and with you sticking your fingers in the holes in my jeans :wink:
:swoon:

I would never do such a thing!




:ontome:

[maynard]

This is a thread for 40s, not a round-table discussion on your naughty escapades you two deviants. ;)


And of course, no 40 thread is complete without:

http://www.40ozmaltliquor.com/40ozarchive.html

Little bit o' light reading for your Friday afternoon.

[ChildoftheBeat]

Are you in town? Might we actually crack a 40 together?
I think we just might have to... Maybe I shall stop by...

[The Logic Theorist]

"5.9%: Even people not in the 40oz game know of OE800. It's pure clasicness. The label has remained untouched all these years, as it better remain so, and the taste is the perfect malt liquor taste. Flows down beautifully from beginning to end. If you see someone at a party with a beer 40, smack it out of their hand - chances are they don't have a malt 40 cuz they're malt wankstas & don't like the taste. But there's nothing to not like about OE800. So tell em to go get one or else you'll smash their spine. If you've never drank OE800, get off my goddamn website & get one NOW. 10/10 swills for being the 40 that all others are compared to."

Told you so. OE 4Lyfe.

[The Logic Theorist]

I think we just might have to... Maybe I shall stop by...

Don't get my hopes up and then crush them woman. If you say you're coming, you better be there.

[ChildoftheBeat]

Don't get my hopes up and then crush them woman. If you say you're coming, you better be there.

I will be there. Really. Prob around 7 or 8ish.


I can't stay too long tho... or else I won't be able to drive. 40's put me down like whoa. Your class should include some 40 endurance tips Cliff.

[FutonBunny]

This is BYO4 right?

[The Logic Theorist]

I will be there. Really. Prob around 7 or 8ish.


I can't stay too long tho... or else I won't be able to drive. 40's put me down like whoa. Your class should include some 40 endurance tips Cliff.

It's kind of like climbing. The only way to get better at it is to do it.

[maynard]

Your class should include some 40 endurance tips Cliff.

It's all about a breaded chicken sandwich consumed ~90 minutes beforehand.

The problem with 40s is that you have to drink them quickly, or at least at a steady pace, so they don't get too warm. Sadly, scientists have not yet found a way to pound a 40 without getting drunk.

[Cliff]

I will be there. Really. Prob around 7 or 8ish.


I can't stay too long tho... or else I won't be able to drive. 40's put me down like whoa. Your class should include some 40 endurance tips Cliff.


I believe in tough love, and by that I mean that I'll start yelling at you if you start failing at maintaining.

:D

[Cliff]

This is BYO4 right?


Yes, yes it is.

[ChildoftheBeat]

It's all about a breaded chicken sandwich consumed ~90 minutes beforehand.

The problem with 40s is that you have to drink them quickly, or at least at a steady pace, so they don't get too warm. Sadly, scientists have not yet found a way to pound a 40 without getting drunk.
Lol yes, this is where I can get into trouble. Chugging to avoid the dreaded "ass-warm 40".

I believe in tough love, and by that I mean that I'll start yelling at you if you start failing at maintaining.

:D

Oh God I can see it now- Matt's gonna have to come pick me up...

[Kif]

you guys should play edward 40 hands

[Big McLargeHuge]

Yes, yes it is.

damn, i only have a couple of big bottles of Kasteel, does this mean im out?

[The Logic Theorist]

Maybe I just have a broader palate then y'all, but I can still appreciate the OE at room temperature.

[Kif]

Maybe I just have a broader palate then y'all, but I can still appreciate the OE at room temperature.
i believe this goes back to you pointing out how much more ghetto you are than the rest of us :wink:

[FutonBunny]

shit, I just realized that if I come out, I'm gonna want to smoke.

[The Logic Theorist]

i believe this goes back to you pointing out how much more ghetto you are than the rest of us :wink:

Sold. To the man with the good point.

Someone find me a ghetto smiley.

[Funshine]

http://www.neutralunderground.com/forum/images/smilies/7-03-06/2177.gif

Meh. Kinda weak smilie, it should be sporting tims or something.

[The Logic Theorist]

That's a smiley with a sign that says ghetto. Not quite the same thing.

[Funshine]

As I said, kinda weak.


But by all means, feel free to find something better :)

[Funshine]

http://forum.explosm.net/images/smilies/emot-nyd.gif

Ghetto enough? :wink:

[The Logic Theorist]

http://forum.explosm.net/images/smilies/emot-nyd.gif

Ghetto enough? :wink:

That's Kim. And Dina. Notice the earrings.

[maynard]

That's Kim. And Dina. Notice the earrings.

:spit:

[method]

this is a ghetto smiley

http://music.download.com/smileytheghettochild/3600-8526_32-100960343.html

[Funshine]

That's Kim. And Dina. Notice the earrings.
Sheesh, you're too serious. I was hoping you'd search for smilies and we could have a ghetto-off :delirious:

[The Logic Theorist]

Sheesh, you're too serious. I was hoping you'd search for smilies and we could have a ghetto-off :delirious:

I have absolutely zero skill with finding smilies, or I'd be totally down.

[Funshine]

I have absolutely zero skill with finding smilies, or I'd be totally down.
Google.
Type in whatever you're looking for (example: :plur: smilie)
View Results
Look for any site that says a forum name and then lists smilies (example: Buzzlife Message Board - Smilies)
Click on link
View smilies



http://www.bakermedia.com/learn/images/smilies/trink21.gif

[The Logic Theorist]

Google.
Type in whatever you're looking for (example: :plur: smilie)
View Results
Look for any site that says a forum name and then lists smilies (example: Buzzlife Message Board - Smilies)
Click on link
View smilies



http://www.bakermedia.com/learn/images/smilies/trink21.gif

I end up with a bunch of smilies for AIM and/or sites that will probably put spyware on my PC.

That smiley drinking the 40 in the paper bag is awesome.

[Funshine]

I guess smilie-finding is a gift of mine. Ahhh, I feel so ripped off.


:D

[Skandar]

i believe this goes back to you pointing out how much more ghetto you are than the rest of us :wink:

If Phil were so ghetto he'd be sippin on a 40 and smokin on a blunt.

[EmmaK]

It's all about a breaded chicken sandwich consumed ~90 minutes beforehand.

The problem with 40s is that you have to drink them quickly, or at least at a steady pace, so they don't get too warm. Sadly, scientists have not yet found a way to pound a 40 without getting drunk.
:ponder: I will keep that in mind.

[Neptune]

i once made a 40oz coozie.

it had a built in handle AND kept it cold.


why are 40's so hard to hold on to?
















ohhhh. it's cause your drunk! duh!

[The Logic Theorist]

If Phil were so ghetto he'd be sippin on a 40 and smokin on a blunt.

I'll smoke a swisher. :shrug:

[Skandar]

I'll smoke a swisher. :shrug:

I rest my case.

[irishp1mp]

I cant say it was 5 in 8hours.. But yea I would guess just about that or extremely close too it..
In my Prime "raver days" some weeks I would only sleep for maybe 3 days a week :o I could easily have drank 12 or so 40z.. lol.. god I should be dead..