Peeing in the Shower?

[ao125]

This came up this morning as a topic of discussion amongst co-workers after I came upstairs from the gym in the bottom of our building.

[maynard]

If it's your own shower, shit, who cares what you do with it? If not, that's just straight unsavory.

[BuzzCat]

Every day.

[ao125]

Now with poll goodness.

[PotBelly]

that's like washing your foot in the toilet.

[5l1mm]

does this have to be limited to the shower?
what about like
a tree
bush
stream
the grocery store etc.

[ao125]

that's like washing your foot in the toilet.

There is this theory going around that it kills whatever causes athlete's foot.

[elad]

not purposely but if i need to sure why not

[ao125]

does this have to be limited to the shower?
what about like
a tree
bush
stream
the grocery store etc.

For now, yes.

[lovedumplingx]

There is this theory going around that it kills whatever causes athlete's foot.Yes and no.
http://www.straightdope.com/columns/070330.html

[Funshine]

If I'm in my own shower, alone, and I need to pee..... sure.

[Utopium]

Wasn't this a Seinfeld episode?

[sxulcmnky]

i always pee right before i get in the shower, so no i don't feel the need to pee in the shower

[lovedumplingx]

Wasn't this a Seinfeld episode?Sorta. George is caught peeing in the shower at his health club by a guy that what's-her-face was into and he wanted her to help him not get kicked out because it was against club policies.

[maynard]

edit: lovedumpling beat me to it

[someguy]

yea, i wake up, piss, check email, iron a shirt, and shower... so by the time i get to the shower, i'm not feelin the need to piss all over it, although urine is supposed to be sterile and acidic, so i dont see any harm in it.... probably kills some shit as long as it all makes it down the drain.

[Matt Sanborn]

What about peeing *on* people *in* the shower?

Or is that a different thread?

[Russell Christ]

that's like washing your foot in the toilet.
:yes:

[Alexis]

Don't the sewage pipes and shower pipes get treated in different ways?
I'm not 100% sure but I think they have different destinations and the water is treated in different ways. One is for sewage. I think it's generally best to keep the sewage where it belongs.

[Matt Sanborn]

Don't the sewage pipes and shower pipes get treated in different ways?
I'm not 100% sure but I think they have different destinations and the water is treated in different ways. One is for sewage. I think it's generally best to keep the sewage where it belongs.


With the shower so close to the toilet I would imagine they share the same pipeline.

now if you are peeing in your kitchen sink....then I see the problem.

[lovedumplingx]

Don't the sewage pipes and shower pipes get treated in different ways?
I'm not 100% sure but I think they have different destinations and the water is treated in different ways. One is for sewage. I think it's generally best to keep the sewage where it belongs.I don't think so. I'm not a plumber by profession but that was my forte when I worked maintenance and my understanding is that all drains go to the same water treatment facilities (we had one at the camp that I hated having to work near).

[Tatts4Life]

Don't the sewage pipes and shower pipes get treated in different ways?
I'm not 100% sure but I think they have different destinations and the water is treated in different ways. One is for sewage. I think it's generally best to keep the sewage where it belongs.
Nope it all meets up in the same pipe under your house so it doesn't matter if you pee in your toilet, shower or sink.

[Alexis]

What about houses with septic tanks instead of public sewer systems?

I lived on a farm in an old house and we had well water for showering and a septic system in the back yard for waste. It had to be drained once every __ years. It smelled god awful to get that thing drained. I don't know how it works in situations like that but I know it's going to two different places and the shower and toilet are just as close.

[Matt Sanborn]

Nope it all meets up in the same pipe under your house so it doesn't matter if you pee in your toilet, shower or sink.


sweet, I LOVE peeing in the sink.

[Russell Christ]

now if you are peeing in your kitchen sink....then I see the problem.
Depending on how much alcohol you've consumed.

[Alexis]

Nope it all meets up in the same pipe under your house so it doesn't matter if you pee in your toilet, shower or sink.

Okay. That's good to know. Like I said, I wasn't 100% sure. I don't pee in the shower, btw. I'm not grossed out by it. I just usually take care of that business before getting to the showering part.

:cheer:

[ao125]

What about peeing *on* people *in* the shower?

Or is that a different thread?

Pretty sure that is the love and relationships thread

[SCHLiTZ]

Don't the sewage pipes and shower pipes get treated in different ways?
I'm not 100% sure but I think they have different destinations and the water is treated in different ways. One is for sewage. I think it's generally best to keep the sewage where it belongs.


For the most part no. All drain lines are connected into a common clean out that runs to the sewer lines or spectic tank. There are buildings that drain sink and/or shower waste water to a resevoir that then feeds the toilet sewage fixtures. Nothing wrong with flushing your poo down with some toothpaste water. This is one way to conserve water.

[SCHLiTZ]

Wasn't this a Seinfeld episode?


it's all pipes!

[Matt Sanborn]

What about houses with septic tanks instead of public sewer systems?

I lived on a farm in an old house and we had well water for showering and a septic system in the back yard for waste. It had to be drained once every __ years. It smelled god awful to get that thing drained. I don't know how it works in situations like that but I know it's going to two different places and the shower and toilet are just as close.


Wow.

You are mad country yo.

[Alexis]

Wow.

You are mad country yo.

Just because I know how to kill and clean my dinner doesn't make me mad country. I am multifaceted, yo.

[Hitoi]

The water washes it away anyway. Glad I'm not alone.

[BuzzCat]

Have any guys peed on their SO in the shower? (To gross them out, not the kink factor).

[Alexis]

Have any guys peed on their SO in the shower? (To gross them out, not the kink factor).

No.

[Alexis]

Do all you shower pee'ers also urinate in the pool?

[Chrississippi]

I pee in the shower but I squat as close to the drain as possible. I know the water washes it away but I can't take the thought of possibly stepping in urine when I'm trying to get clean.

[maynard]

Depending on how much alcohol you've consumed.

This guy I knew in college, he had this habit of getting wasted, passing out, then sleepwalking to the washing machine and pissing in it. Hilarious, esp. since it wasn't my washer.

[Alexis]

I pee in the shower but I squat as close to the drain as possible. I know the water washes it away but I can't take the thought of possibly stepping in urine when I'm trying to get clean.

funniest mental picture ever.

:alexis:

[Funshine]

Do all you shower pee'ers also urinate in the pool?
No.

[Alexis]

This guy I knew in college, he had this habit of getting wasted, passing out, then sleepwalking to the washing machine and pissing in it. Hilarious, esp. since it wasn't my washer.


My old roomate had a friend stay over that was soooo wasted.
The friend woke up in the morning, still drunk, walked to the corner where the bathroom in his own house would be located and proceeded to pee. Only in this house there was no bathroom in the corner, The corner was full of kevins records.

:sadpanda:

[ravetildawn]

i pee in the shower all the time - it goes right down the drain with the water....
:shrug:
why waste a flush right before you get into the shower

[Chrississippi]

funniest mental picture ever.

:alexis:


lol, not having pee run down my leg is serious business.


Do all you shower pee'ers also urinate in the pool?

Yep.


Here's me in the pool: :drool:

[maynard]

Have any guys peed on their SO in the shower? (To gross them out, not the kink factor).

I'm pretty sure that's a dumpable offense, so no.

[sxulcmnky]

Do all you shower pee'ers also urinate in the pool?
my old boss at the pool when i was lifeguarding used to get in the water whenever he had to pee... it was quicker than going to the bathroom and the chlorine kills everything anyways... i wouldn't go in the water for awhile once he had been in... that is unless i had to save someone

[GiveMeFunkyBeats]

My old roomate had a friend stay over that was soooo wasted.
The friend woke up in the morning, still drunk, walked to the corner where the bathroom in his own house would be located and proceeded to pee. Only in this house there was no bathroom in the corner, The corner was full of kevins records.

:sadpanda:


:afterbuzz:


i have experienced something that is along the same lines as this

[BuzzCat]

How about peeing in the ocean?

I mean, fish have sex in it.

ew.

[Hitoi]

Do all you shower pee'ers also urinate in the pool?

I'll pee in a shower for days but I won't pee in a pool. That would be like me peeing in the bathtub while I'm soaking in it.

How foul would that be?!

[ao125]

How about peeing in the ocean?

I mean, fish have sex in it.

ew.

Humans do too...

I found videos online!

[Hitoi]

There's that story about the guy in Mexico or someplace that peed and this little eel thing (that was apparently attracted to urine) swam straight up his pee pee hole.

Must find story.

[sxulcmnky]

My old roomate had a friend stay over that was soooo wasted.
The friend woke up in the morning, still drunk, walked to the corner where the bathroom in his own house would be located and proceeded to pee. Only in this house there was no bathroom in the corner, The corner was full of kevins records.

:sadpanda:
my friend voodoo in college was wasted and i was trying to get him back to his room (he passed out in mine on my spare bed while i was in the central room studying) and as i was walking him to the elevator, he stood there llike it was a urinal and pissed himself... didn't whip it out and use it like a urinal but just peed himself...

[Russell Christ]

esp. since it wasn't my washer.
HA! yes.

[The Logic Theorist]

funniest mental picture ever.

:alexis:

Cosigned, I'm laughing my ass off at the thought of Chrissi squatting in the shower over the drain.

[Alexis]

There's that story about the guy in Mexico or someplace that peed and this little eel thing (that was apparently attracted to urine) swam straight up his pee pee hole.

Must find story.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candir%C3%BA

[Matt Sanborn]

Just because I know how to kill and clean my dinner doesn't make me mad country. I am multifaceted, yo.


http://www.brokensouldc.com/mixes/Alexis.jpg

[Russell Christ]

How about peeing in the ocean?
I'm cool with that. Especially if I'm on the west coast. That's some cold fricken water.

[Russell Christ]

yay for pee and poop tuesdays!

http://buzzlife.com/forums/showthread.php?t=89918

[Matt Sanborn]

Peeing in the shower is easy.

Its pooping in the shower that is tough.

Its that whole being crouched down naked trying to poke it through the little drain holes thing.

[NightWatch]

yea, i wake up, piss, check email, iron a shirt, and shower... so by the time i get to the shower, i'm not feelin the need to piss all over it, although urine is supposed to be sterile and acidic, so i dont see any harm in it.... probably kills some shit as long as it all makes it down the drain.

Urine is not acidic. In fact it's basic.

I pee in the shower as much as possible. At least once a day. I hate having to aim and the shower is great for not having to aim.

[maynard]

I'll pee in a shower for days but I won't pee in a pool. That would be like me peeing in the bathtub while I'm soaking in it.

How foul would that be?!

Your bathwater isn't filled with chlorine and other disinfecting chemicals. :)

[Matt Sanborn]

someone has pH tested urine before.

[GiveMeFunkyBeats]

Your bathwater isn't filled with chlorine and other disinfecting chemicals. :)


yeah but in a pool, its filled with EVERYONE ELSE'S PISS...and some of the time little kids poo in it :crying2: ugh imagine all the sweaty, dirty, gross ppl, *vomit*


big vat of human waste

[Alexis]

http://www.brokensouldc.com/mixes/Alexis.jpg

I'm going to have to use this one on meespace.

:hifive:

[Matt Sanborn]

I'm going to have to use this one on meespace.

:hifive:


lol- its hard to photochop half a face.

[NightWatch]

I pee in the pool as well. Simply because I know other people are doing it so fuck it what do I care. The chlorine kills everything anyway and I always rinse off after a swim.

[maynard]

yeah but in a pool, its filled with EVERYONE ELSE'S PISS...and some of the time little kids poo in it :crying2: ugh imagine all the sweaty, dirty, gross ppl, *vomit*


big vat of human waste

That's why you stay away from the shallow end at all costs.

I can't remember the last time I went to a public pool, though. It's all about backyard pools and apartment buildings that have swimmin' holes.

[sxulcmnky]

There's that story about the guy in Mexico or someplace that peed and this little eel thing (that was apparently attracted to urine) swam straight up his pee pee hole.

Must find story.
this was also on Grey's Anatomy last week

[The Logic Theorist]

That's why you stay away from the shallow end at all costs.

I can't remember the last time I went to a public pool, though. It's all about backyard pools and apartment buildings that have swimmin' holes.

Or just.. you know.. swimming in the ocean.

[GiveMeFunkyBeats]

I pee in the pool as well. Simply because I know other people are doing it so fuck it what do I care. The chlorine kills everything anyway and I always rinse off after a swim.


ive heard "rumors" that a lot of public pools are too cheap to use the correct amount of chlorine to kill everything


:crying2:

[Hitoi]

That's why I'll never go to Splashdown Water Park in Manassas.

[Russell Christ]

That's why you stay away from the shallow end at all costs.

:yes:

water to pee ratio is much better in the deep end

[NightWatch]

ive heard "rumors" that a lot of public pools are too cheap to use the correct amount of chlorine to kill everything


:crying2:

I don't go to public pools. Well, the MoCo public pool is probably ok because they charge $300 year per person. I mostly swim in my condo community's pool and I know they take care of that shit because my eyes burn like hell each time I swim in it.

[Chrississippi]

Or just.. you know.. swimming in the ocean.


I hate fighting the waves in the ocean.

But I do like getting in a wave pool with floaters around each of my arms.

[method]

:yes:

water to pee ratio is much better in the deep end

lol

nope - it'll diffuse all the way through in a few hours.

[Chrississippi]

I don't go to public pools. Well, the MoCo public pool is probably ok because they charge $300 year per person. I mostly swim in my condo community's pool and I know they take care of that shit because my eyes burn like hell each time I swim in it.


MoCo's pool is the shit :hifive:

[maynard]

Or just.. you know.. swimming in the ocean.

I hate swimming in the Atlantic. I hate the taste of salt water and the way the salt water makes my hair feel. I have to wash it like 3 times to get it feeling normal. When you're as prissy about your hair as I am, this is SERIOUS BUSINESS.

Now, the Gulf on the other hand...

[Funshine]

I hate swimming in the Atlantic. I hate the taste of salt water and the way the salt water makes my hair feel. I have to wash it like 3 times to get it feeling normal. When you're as prissy about your hair as I am, this is SERIOUS BUSINESS.

Now, the Gulf on the other hand...
:dan:

[GiveMeFunkyBeats]

I hate fighting the waves in the ocean.


:yes:

what if there is a strong current and you get swept out into the atlantic, or pacific...how is anyone going to find you? one human floating around in a huge ocean :ohnoes: youre probably going to die alone amongst scary things like SHARKS


/i have an "irrational" fear of open bodies of water...i dont think its irrational, but some ppl seem to think it is...

[Russell Christ]

lol

nope - it'll diffuse all the way through in a few hours.
I'd say that's a pretty damn good water to pee ratio...

NO pee. Yea, I love swimming in NOT pee.

[BuzzCat]

:yes:

what if there is a strong current and you get swept out into the atlantic, or pacific...how is anyone going to find you? one human floating around in a huge ocean :ohnoes: youre probably going to die alone amongst scary things like SHARKS


/i have an "irrational" fear of open bodies of water...i dont think its irrational, but some ppl seem to think it is...

As do I. It includes getting swept away, under tow's, and being nibbled on by various sea creatures. Also jellyfish. God... the jellyfish.

That being said, we're renting a house for a week in the Outer Banks. I can't wait. :)

[Russell Christ]

I hate swimming in the Atlantic. I hate the taste of salt water and the way the salt water makes my hair feel. I have to wash it like 3 times to get it feeling normal. When you're as prissy about your hair as I am, this is SERIOUS BUSINESS.

Now, the Gulf on the other hand...
me on the otherhand. I'll substitute a shower with swimming in the ocean for two, three days. Maybe a week if I'm on SERIOUS vacation.

[Funshine]

:yes:

what if there is a strong current and you get swept out into the atlantic, or pacific...how is anyone going to find you? one human floating around in a huge ocean :ohnoes: youre probably going to die alone amongst scary things like SHARKS


/i have an "irrational" fear of open bodies of water...i dont think its irrational, but some ppl seem to think it is...
Yeah, I have this pretty bad fear of open bodies of water.... particularly the type where I can't see my feet...

[Russell Christ]

I hate fighting the waves in the ocean.

But I do like getting in a wave pool with floaters around each of my arms.
:no: I feel completely the opposite. I fight waves like it's my job. Wave pools are lame and uneventful and a poor fabrication of ACTUAL waves.

but seriously, will anyone pay me to fight waves... I need a career.

[CareBear]

ROFL i saw the title and went EWWW... Then clicked on it anyway.. ROFL

[maynard]

:no: I feel completely the opposite. I fight waves like it's my job. Wave pools are lame and uneventful and a poor fabrication of ACTUAL waves.

but seriously, will anyone pay me to fight waves... I need a career.

I believe it's called surfing. ;) I think there is a professional surfer's tour or something.

[Tatts4Life]

Peeing in the shower is easy.

Its pooping in the shower that is tough.

Its that whole being crouched down naked trying to poke it through the little drain holes thing.
:hilarious: Now that is a mental picture worth a thousnad words. * "GET DOWN DAMN IT" While poking and spraying with your shower head trying to brake it up*

[The Logic Theorist]

As do I. It includes getting swept away, under tow's, and being nibbled on by various sea creatures. Also jellyfish. God... the jellyfish.

That being said, we're renting a house for a week in the Outer Banks. I can't wait. :)

It takes about 15 min to learn about the various types of currents, how to notice them, and how to get out of one if you get pulled in. Also, public beaches have information posted about where the safe and low current areas are to swim, and where to watch out for.

I'm heading out to the Outer Banks for a dive trip this summer, when are you going?

[Funshine]

Yeah, Tasha... when are the dates? I need to put in for Time Off :yes:

[Tatts4Life]

I hate fighting the waves in the ocean.

But I do like getting in a wave pool with floaters around each of my arms.
With all this pee and poo talk I got a mental picture of you float ing around with a turd wraped around each arm. :afterbuzz:

[5l1mm]

id much rather swim in an ecosystem that has enzymes that target such atrocities.
swimming with floaters around my arms brings a horrid picture to mind.
waves are fun, the coast guard is there if anything bad happens.

[Matt Sanborn]

http://www.drgadget.co.uk/shopimages/products/normal/turd400.jpg

this could be fun

[GiveMeFunkyBeats]

the coast guard is there if anything bad happens.


not if they cant find you :puppydog:

[Methodus]

Have any guys peed on their SO in the shower? (To gross them out, not the kink factor).

Yes

[Methodus]

That's why I'll never go to Manassas.

fixed

[5l1mm]

i could pee on a significant other.
i dont even think id have the heart to do that to someone i didnt like.

[The Logic Theorist]

not if they cant find you :puppydog:

Hey, look at that, it's one of the things whistles are actually supposed to be used for.

http://www.seron.com/assets/images/whistle-neon-green-m.jpg

[BuzzCat]

Yes


It's not funny, it's gross. Cut it out.

[punkasschikadee]

dont guys masterbate in the shower?

that would be much worse than pee

[GiveMeFunkyBeats]

Hey, look at that, it's one of the things whistles are actually supposed to be used for.

http://www.seron.com/assets/images/whistle-neon-green-m.jpg


yeah b/c if the coast guard is out trying to find you in the atlantic theyre really going to hear the sound of your whistle over their boats

[The Logic Theorist]

yeah b/c if the coast guard is out trying to find you in the atlantic theyre really going to hear the sound of your whistle over their boats

If you're just swimming off a beach, you should easily be able to blow a whistle before you're swept too far away for anyone to hear it.

If you're swimming off a boat, the boat shouldn't leave without you, and again it's highly unlikely you'd get swept so far from the boat that they couldn't hear your whistle.

There are plenty of other safety measures, that's just one of the cheap and simple ones.

[GiveMeFunkyBeats]

If you're just swimming off a beach, you should easily be able to blow a whistle before you're swept too far away for anyone to hear it.

If you're swimming off a boat, the boat shouldn't leave without you, and again it's highly unlikely you'd get swept so far from the boat that they couldn't hear your whistle.

There are plenty of other safety measures, that's just one of the cheap and simple ones.



nope, youre gonna get swept out into the ocean and get eaten by sharks :crying2:

[The Logic Theorist]

I sure hope I get to see some sharks, that would be dope.

[The Logic Theorist]

PS - I like peeing in other people's showers. It's like I'm marking my territory.

[Russell Christ]

jesus, you people are still talkin about peeing in the shower...

dont guys masterbate in the shower?
not really. I think the only time to get dirty in the shower is with someone else. Otherwise, JUST WASH YOURSELF AND STOP WASTING WATER.:monopeeleft:

[elad]

JUST WASH YOURSELF AND STOP WASTING WATER.:monopeeleft:

rinsing your legs with pee saves water.

[Russell Christ]

well I'd rather waste water than have pee legs

[time0000]

sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do

[maynard]

not really. I think the only time to get dirty in the shower is with someone else. Otherwise, JUST WASH YOURSELF AND STOP WASTING WATER.:monopeeleft:

I don't pay for water, therefore I couldn't really give two shits about how much I use.

However, I do not flog my dolphin in the shower. Urine is one thing because it finds its way easily down the drain. Jism is a different consistency altogether and the last thing anyone wants is for their socks to stick to their feet for some "unknown" reason...

[Tatts4Life]

rinsing your legs with pee saves water.
Do it enough and it may stop hair growth :shrug:

[Tatts4Life]

I don't pay for water, therefore I couldn't really give two shits about how much I use.

However, I do not flog my dolphin in the shower. Urine is one thing because it finds its way easily down the drain. Jism is a different consistency altogether and the last thing anyone wants is for their socks to stick to their feet for some "unknown" reason...
Why would you be waring you socks in the shower?


edit- never mind I get it now.

[elad]

Why would you be waring you socks in the shower?


to protect his feet from masturbatory residues? :elad:

[maynard]

Wait -

It's not normal to wear socks in the shower?

[The Logic Theorist]

Wait -

It's not normal to wear socks in the shower?

Ever since I saw "Better Off Dead" I've been wearing my socks in the shower. :shrug:

[Tatts4Life]

to protect his feet from masturbatory residues? :elad:
I'm geting an image in my head from the movie Something About Mary where she had the spoog in her hair, But instead having web feet like Aquaman.
http://www.moviecitygeek.com/DVD/images/something_about_mary.jpg
http://hkpp.org/images/webfoota2.jpg

[jukata]

pretty sure that's mostly a girl thing. hence all those fancy expensive shower head "massager" things at home depot.

Besides, is it even safe to be on the internet in the shower anyway? Sounds like an electrical hazard to me.

dont guys masterbate in the shower?

that would be much worse than pee

[Russell Christ]

pretty sure that's mostly a girl thing. hence all those fancy expensive shower head "massager" things at home depot.

Besides, is it even safe to be on the internet in the shower anyway? Sounds like an electrical hazard to me.
on the internet, masterbating, AND peeing, with socks on, in the shower...

Multi-task like a motherfuck

[Russell Christ]

well I'd rather waste water than have pee legs
kinda like sea legs... only a little less salt water and a little more urine. pee legs.

[method]

for the record:


y'all some nasty-ass bitches.

[jukata]

on the internet, masterbating, AND peeing, with socks on, in the shower...

Multi-task like a motherfuck

don't forget smoking. nothing like a good smoke in the shower. (actually I have done that)

I do accasionally drink in the shower on weekends or evenings. Why wait to be dry for the fun to start, right? I do have fears of breaking the bottle, though. Prolly a bad idea.

[ao125]

I wonder if this requres a "who masturbates in the shower thread".

This should all be a cross-referenced with "who has roommates" thread.

[jukata]

once. it was pretty funny, as my ex had no recourse. what was she gonna do? try to splash it on me? boys win here!

once more point for the drunken shower, right there!

Have any guys peed on their SO in the shower? (To gross them out, not the kink factor).

[jukata]

wow, man. just wow.

I wonder if this requres a "who masturbates in the shower thread".

This should all be a cross-referenced with "who has roommates" thread.

[Funshine]

for the record:


y'all some nasty-ass bitches.
Don't lie. You love us. You want our babies :D

[jukata]

Don't lie. You love us. You want our babies :D
...and pee.

[method]

knowing this place, it would be a buttbaby.

[BuzzCat]

once. it was pretty funny, as my ex had no recourse. what was she gonna do? try to splash it on me? boys win here!

once more point for the drunken shower, right there!

She should have peed back on you.

It can be done.


Don't ask. :ontome:

[ao125]

wow, man. just wow.

That's what I'm here for.

[jukata]

She should have peed back on you.

It can be done.


Don't ask. :ontome:

if she could have, she would have!

[ao125]

if she could have, she would have!

It has got to be like when you put your thumb in the end of the garden hose to make it spray out... it is just a matter of aim and pressure!

[BuzzCat]

Not quite. There's an art to it. I

Nevermind.

[GiveMeFunkyBeats]

It has got to be like when you put your thumb in the end of the garden hose to make it spray out... it is just a matter of aim and pressure!


:chairfall:

[ao125]

Not quite. There's an art to it. I

Nevermind.

I assumed it couldn't be that easy, or else there would be less coveting of our ability to pee while standing up.

We don't do the toilet-hover thing.

[jukata]

:needpics:Not quite. There's an art to it. I

Nevermind.

[jukata]

do you have to bend over so far that it goes up, but backwords?
that'd be pretty funny to see! you'd have to look through your legs to aim.

[BuzzCat]

do you have to bend over so far that it goes up, but backwords?
that'd be pretty funny to see! you'd have to look through your legs to aim.


LOL No. You can get pretty far by lifting your left though.

[NightWatch]

Well I would think you do bend back a bit but I think the key is to put your fingers on the ehhh area in the shape of an upside down V and press down and pull back. To you know, bring out the little thing in there where women pee out of. This thread has now officially "crossed the line".

[ao125]

LOL No. You can get pretty far by lifting your left though.

Lifting your leg?

Like a dog?

YOU BITCH!

[jukata]

it would be so awesome to have a girls "peeing for distance" contest! :cheer:

[Funshine]

it would be so awesome to have a girls "peeing for distance" contest! :cheer:
I was just wondering how classy it'd be if I suggested Tasha demonstrate this act saturday :afterbuzz:

[Russell Christ]

don't forget smoking. nothing like a good smoke in the shower. (actually I have done that)
NO NO. It's all about a BEER! in the shower. It's such a great feeling. I haven't tried the smoke. I guess I'd have to pack something, rather than roll something.

[jukata]

Shower beer is a great thing! I need a cup holder, with suction cups that will STAY on the wall for my bottles.

You could try a hookah with a very long hose for the later.

NO NO. It's all about a BEER! in the shower. It's such a great feeling. I haven't tried the smoke. I guess I'd have to pack something, rather than roll something.

[Funshine]

How about a camel pack thingie?

[jukata]

I was just wondering how classy it'd be if I suggested Tasha demonstrate this act saturday :afterbuzz:

classy, probably not.

hilarious, abso-fucking-lutlly!

[jukata]

How about a camel pack thingie?

toe?

now I'm getting our 2 conversations confused.

[Russell Christ]

y'all some nasty-ass bitches.
thank you. that means alot

[Funshine]

toe?

now I'm getting our 2 conversations confused.
I wonder if the People would buy a camel toe backpack.

[BuzzCat]

I was just wondering how classy it'd be if I suggested Tasha demonstrate this act saturday :afterbuzz:


Ha!!

I think not.

[FutonBunny]

I assumed it couldn't be that easy, or else there would be less coveting of our ability to pee while standing up.

We don't do the toilet-hover thing.

I can pee standing up. Like someone said, it's just a matter of aim and pressure.

[FutonBunny]

NO NO. It's all about a BEER! in the shower. It's such a great feeling. I haven't tried the smoke. I guess I'd have to pack something, rather than roll something.

beer in a shower? I've had beer in the bath. Bubble baths are totally awesome with alcohol. I wish I had a bathtub :crying2:

[jukata]

shower beers make for great pee fuel!

[maynard]

NO NO. It's all about a BEER! in the shower. It's such a great feeling. I haven't tried the smoke. I guess I'd have to pack something, rather than roll something.

You know... I've been :spliff: for over a decade now and it never occurred to me to do so while in the shower... my god man, you're onto something!

[Funshine]

You know... I've been :spliff: for over a decade now and it never occurred to me to do so while in the shower... my god man, you're onto something!
I've smoked in a bath before........ it's ultra mega relaxing.

Ha!!

I think not.
Okay, okay!



We'll see what happens once someone liquors you up :D

[jukata]

this party must provide ponchos. like a Ghallager show, or The Blue Man Group.

I've smoked in a bath before........ it's ultra mega relaxing.


Okay, okay!



We'll see what happens once someone liquors you up :D

[BuzzCat]

I've smoked in a bath before........ it's ultra mega relaxing.


Okay, okay!



We'll see what happens once someone liquors you up :D

Well hopefully I'll be working Saturday night because I REALLY need to pay the County the $240 I owe them. And... be able to eat that week. But if not, I'll be TOASTED to drown my sorrows!!! I'm going to start making jello shooters tonight.

Look out, my pretty.

[BuzzCat]

beer in a shower? I've had beer in the bath. Bubble baths are totally awesome with alcohol. I wish I had a bathtub :crying2:


Pee hard.

[Funshine]

Well hopefully I'll be working Saturday night because I REALLY need to pay the County the $240 I owe them. And... be able to eat that week. But if not, I'll be TOASTED to drown my sorrows!!! I'm going to start making jello shooters tonight.

Look out, my pretty.
:help:

[stihgnob]

I dont consider myself an extremely hygenic person. however I never pee in the shower.

[EmmaK]

Yep.


Here's me in the pool: :drool:
You pee in the pool? But we went to the pool together :sadpanda:

[Chrississippi]

You pee in the pool? But we went to the pool together :sadpanda:


lol, it's not like I peed on you or near you.

[Zodiac*Blue]

You pee in the pool? But we went to the pool together :sadpanda:

Yeah. You seriously gotta watch out for that... If she stops what she's doing and gets this look of concentration. Swim. Swim fast and far. :D

[robhyx]

I am seriously disturbed by that mental picture :chilly:

[Chrississippi]

:afterbuzz:

[Muramasa]

I pee in the shower while standing in front of the toilet.

It's not about the shower, it's about knocking that smug fucking toilet down a peg or two.

[Zodiac*Blue]

I pee in the shower while standing in front of the toilet.

It's not about the shower, it's about knocking that smug fucking toilet down a peg or two.

I did that whole reverse psycology thing on my toilet once. I think it slumped into a deep depression over the whole thing because 3 days later the seals gave out and it started running.

[EmmaK]

lol, it's not like I peed on you or near you.
oh.em.gee.


so you actually peed while we were in the pool?

[namaste]

hahaha peeing in the shower, when i was in the military they told us that peeing on your feet while you showered would help prevent athletes foot. deployment proved.. hahaha

[punkasschikadee]

ok, peeing in the pool and/or bath is just wrong!

[surelock22]

yeah, sometimes i can't pee till i hear that shower going. truth.

[Kif]

lol, it's not like I peed on you or near you.

looks like someone doesn't understand the concept of osmosis


well...osmosis minus the membrane

[Chrississippi]

so you actually peed while we were in the pool?


I have no idea. It's not like I keep track of my urinary emissions on a spreadsheet. This really freaks/grosses you out, huh?

[jukata]

I have no idea. It's not like I keep track of my urinary emissions on a spreadsheet.

of course not! a map with flag pins is much better. then you have a visual record of what's your teratory. duh.

[Chrississippi]

of course not! a map with flag pins is much better. then you have a visual record of what's your teratory. duh.


Absolutely. and after I mark the same place five times, I replace a red pin with a yellow pin so the map doesn't get too cluttered and so I know at a glance where I've been the most.

[EmmaK]

Such organization skills!

[jukata]

you could also use Monopoly houses and hotels.

Absolutely. and after I mark the same place five times, I replace a red pin with a yellow pin so the map doesn't get too cluttered and so I know at a glance where I've been the most.

[irishp1mp]

peeing behind your girlfriend or for some boyfriend in the shower(not on) is the best.. not too many things make me laugh like that..

[Raverjimbob]

peeing behind your girlfriend or for some boyfriend in the shower(not on) is the best.. not too many things make me laugh like that..

Why sell your self short, just piss on them.

[ao125]

i am never going into any of your bathrooms without a hazmat suit and a high-pressure bleach sprayer.

[EmmaK]

i am never going into any of your bathrooms without a hazmat suit and a high-pressure bleach sprayer.
Right??

[sxulcmnky]

lol as far as i know phil doesn't pee in my shower, and i don't think i want to know seeing as i am the one who cleans the bathroom and all

good thing you didn't have to pee last night during the illusionist huh? lol

ps: i LOVE the pie... damn it though i left it at home... i was going to bring it in for a work snack... i guess i'll just appreciate it more at home

[The Logic Theorist]

i am never going into any of your bathrooms without a hazmat suit and a high-pressure bleach sprayer.

ZOMG someone might have peed in my bathroom!!!!111

:freakout:

[Chrississippi]

ZOMG someone might have peed in my bathroom!!!!111

:freakout:


I've seen your bathroom pre-cleaning. Pee is the least of your problems.


:wall:

[The Logic Theorist]

I've seen your bathroom pre-cleaning. Pee is the least of your problems.


:wall:

Alright Ms Leaves Dishes In the Sink for a Month.

[Chrississippi]

Alright Ms Leaves Dishes In the Sink for a Month.


lol.

I do the styrofoam plate thing now.

[The Logic Theorist]

lol.

I do the styrofoam plate thing now.

How many plates and bowls became sentient living beings before you made the switch?

[Chrississippi]

How many plates and bowls became sentient living beings before you made the switch?


:afterbuzz:


0.


I did have fungus grow between separate pieces of corn and attach themselves to each other and to my sponge though.

[maynard]

Aaaaand why is this thread in the health forum?

"Not only is urine good, it's good for you!"

[robhyx]

Alright Ms Leaves Dishes In the Sink for a Month.

ZOMG FTW!!!

It's actually cleat atm tho :yes:

[Chrississippi]

ZOMG FTW!!!

It's actually cleat atm tho :yes:


I'm telling you, disposable plates are a godsend.

[GiveMeFunkyBeats]

I'm telling you, disposable plates are a godsend.


environment killer :crying2:



jk :D

[Chrississippi]

environment killer :crying2:

jk :D


I'm super enviromentally responsible in other ways so I give myself this get-out-of-guilt-free card. :D

[jukata]

ZOMG FTW!!!

It's actually cleat atm tho :yes:


????

how'd we go from peeing in the shower to ass-to-mouth?

[The Logic Theorist]

????

how'd we go from peeing in the shower to ass-to-mouth?

:afterbuzz:

[Neptune]

i <3 how peeing in the shower is winning by a landslide.

[ao125]

This thread is almost epic.
I'm quite proud of myself.

[buzzboy]

It's the posters that make the thread not the topic. =P

[Neptune]

excuse me. i have to go pee in the shower now.


:monopeeright:

[buzzboy]

excuse me. i have to go pee in the shower now.


:monopeeright:

excuse me i have to go pee in someone elses shower now. :D

:monopeeright:

[jukata]

You pee standing up? I applaude you, madem. Quite impressive.
I doubt that libral left-wing peeing practice will fly in Texas, however.

excuse me. i have to go pee in the shower now.


:monopeeright:

[Russell Christ]

http://pedopuff.ytmnsfw.com/

[ao125]

YTMND Iframe

Cookies don't work inside of an iframe unless security settings are medium or lower... at least in IE.

[Russell Christ]

aw. works for me! I don't use IE unless I need some good file transfer protocol. firefox rocks any other time.


http://pedopuff.ytmnsfw.com

I swear it's relevant to this thread.

[ao125]

aw. works for me!


http://pedopuff.ytmnsfw.com

I swear it's relevant to this thread.

Either your security is already set to medium, or you already have the cookie cached.... or you're not using IE7.

[Neptune]

why are the powerpuff girls considered NWS?

[jukata]

it's just for anything on ytmnd.com, not that picture in particular.

btw, the frame works for me here. Firefox 2.0.0.3


why are the powerpuff girls considered NWS?

[Midnight_Junglest]

I wouldn't want to pee anywhere else, I don't even have my own feet touch anywhere else, especially the public ewhhh.....

[jukata]

I wouldn't want to pee anywhere else.....

enywhere else but your shower?

[Chef Roy R Dee]

aim for the drain.
peeing in the shower is great

[applesauce mcgee]

Hehe well when you're a male, the world is your toilet.

does this have to be limited to the shower?
what about like
a tree
bush
stream
the grocery store etc.

[Alexis]

although urine is supposed to be sterile and acidic, so i dont see any harm in it...

Urine is sterile until it hits the air.

Peeing in your girlfriends butt=sterile
Peeing on your feet in the shower=not sterile

[Daniel Paul]

its better than peeing on your couch.

:monopeeright::sofa::monopeeleft:

theres no greater feeling of freedom than to pee on someone elses couch.

[applesauce mcgee]

Ill have to remember that one:-). I can usually arch it straight into the drain. This comes from years of waking up with the mainsail hoisted and having to pee really bad. You learn the art of standing in the doorway and arching it in. I should have been an artillery specialist in the service or something


Urine is sterile until it hits the air.

Peeing in your girlfriends butt=sterile
Peeing on your feet in the shower=not sterile

[mcKain]

that's like washing your foot in the toilet.

Actually, peeing on your feet can help cure athlete's foot.

:yes:

[buzzboy]

Actually, peeing on your feet can help cure athlete's foot.

:yes:

so can soap, or tinactin. personally i'd rather purchase a product than piss on my self.

[T-Sizzle]

so can soap, or tinactin. personally i'd rather purchase a product than piss on my self.lol

Can't believe that many people piss in the shower. Im wearing sandals next time Im in doubt.

[hazeleyes8178]

If I feel the need to go, yes I do. I figure I save some water by not flushing. Hey, I could think of worse things people do with pee....

[Don Miguel Lush]

I'll pee on all of you.

[Shakey]

I pee in the shower, even if my lady is in there. If she unknowingly steps into the stream.......oh well. :)

[asian]

If I feel the need to go, yes I do. I figure I save some water by not flushing. Hey, I could think of worse things people do with pee....
a peepee erica sighting! holla!

[ao125]

I'll pee on all of you.

That costs extra.

[hazeleyes8178]

a peepee erica sighting! holla!

:wave: I MISS YOU!

[buzzboy]

If I feel the need to go, yes I do. I figure I save some water by not flushing. Hey, I could think of worse things people do with pee....

dont get me wrong, i mean its all just pipes. If im in the shower and have to piss ill go, but im not pissin on myself, i face the faucet and hit the drain. And i dont do it when i shower with the wifey.

[time0000]

Hey if you ever get stung by man-o-war pissing on the wound is one of the best ways to conteract the toxin by acting as a base