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2rip
2007-04-21, 10:12 PM
Emma's girly shit threads provoketh me...

PC Ligament Stretch - Work yourself up into a semi erect (Tumescent) state. Create a ring around the penis with your thumb and middle finger. Starting at the pelvis side of the shaft, slightly tighten the finger ring and draw it out towards the head (glans penis). This will pull the blood towards the head and make it extremely hard and full. Hold this position for 5 to 10 seconds and while holding the ring just before the head pull slowly and gently away from you as if you're lengthening the shaft. Do 20 reps, each rep with a 5 to 10 second hold for 5 sets. (Don't make the ring too tight, and don't yank or tug)! This exercise will not only stretch the PC ligament over time but it also help to break up fibrosis (binding scar type tissue) inside the spongy cavity that prevents it's full engorgement and expansion with blood.

Kegel Contractions - Sit on a tennis ball or handball placed in-between the scrotum (testicle sac) and the anus. For 3 minuets contract the anus and the muscles you would use to stop the flow of urine. Hold each contraction strongly for 10 seconds. (Not easy is it)? This exercise works the PC muscle mostly; this is the muscle that controls premature ejaculation. The work also gets the IC and BC muscles.

Wally Wally Ups - Sit at the edge of a chair or toilet seat. Make your penis fully erect. Now hang a small towel over the penis and contract the muscles to make the erection stand all the way up against the resistance of the towel. Hold the up position for 3 to 5 seconds. Do 5 to 10 reps for 3 to 5 sets. This exercise though mostly for the PC muscle, will also strongly contract the IC and BC muscles. Since they wrap around and hold tissue together instead of going from one joint to another and moving things, the only way to strengthen the IC and BC muscles is through isometric contraction when contracting the PC muscle. In fact since they all have the same nerve supply it's not possible to voluntarily contract the IC and BC muscles without PC being involved. As you get stronger add resistance by wetting the towel or by using a larger towel.

The last important thing to talk about is the Warm up and Warm down. For the warm up, before you start the Long Schlong, take a hot towel and wrap it on your penis for about 3 mins. It's that simple. For the warm down, you can either do the warm towel again, or you can do what I do and take a bath or a shower. They all work. Some have developed fancier ways to warm up.

Matt Sanborn
2007-04-21, 11:05 PM
sit on a tennis ball?

uhhhh

quantum
2007-04-21, 11:32 PM
<this space for rent>

badkitty3804
2007-04-22, 12:01 AM
:afterbuzz:

Now I know why you're in the bathroom so long sometimes....

: ORI :
2007-04-22, 12:14 AM
Cock Pushups?

2rip
2007-04-22, 06:14 AM
i was always prone to walk around with a trenchcoat and wiggle my penis at old women on park benches. thought this was exercise enough but boy was i wrong.

buzzboy
2007-04-22, 08:53 AM
LOL

i think if i did any of these exercises i would annoy laura, a girl can only handle so much.

Shakey
2007-04-22, 09:04 AM
pegels

badkitty3804
2007-04-22, 09:30 AM
LOL

i think if i did any of these exercises i would annoy laura, a girl can only handle so much.

The day my boyfriend can do a pushup with just his penis..is the day he can STOP doing them.

buzzboy
2007-04-22, 10:14 AM
LOL

kirk
2007-04-22, 02:14 PM
my life hasn't been the same since i purchased the scroto-flex home training/torture device.

i even have second and third dates now. you have made a man out of me.

thank you scroto-flex!!!!!! keep the innovations coming.

buzzboy
2007-04-22, 02:16 PM
my life hasn't been the same since i purchased the scroto-flex home training/torture device.

i even have second and third dates now. you have made a man out of me.

thank you scroto-flex!!!!!! keep the innovations coming.

:spit:

i nearly choked on my chicken sandwich. thank you for a much needed laugh. :D

kirk
2007-04-22, 02:46 PM
good deal.

flyers for the in-home scoto-flex and you demonstatrions should be hitting the streets any minute now. this will be some life changing shit. belee' dat

2rip
2007-04-22, 07:16 PM
:spit:

i nearly choked on my chicken


fixed

buzzboy
2007-04-22, 08:20 PM
fixed



its a healthy balance. :D

Precious12
2007-04-22, 09:23 PM
strengthen that penis power gentlemen so you can hit that bottom oh so right!

Russell Christ
2007-04-22, 10:47 PM
Cock Pushups?
:yes:

SiKniSS
2007-04-23, 10:46 AM
pushups pshaw! they call me TRIPOD!

5l1mm
2007-04-23, 10:53 AM
meh, when i heard of these that first one was referred to as squelching, and the second one didnt involve a tennis ball.
that just sounds damaging.
i never had the patience to continue them with any sort of regularity.

Neptune
2007-04-23, 03:54 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XX0oXhRIXqI

robhyx
2007-04-23, 03:56 PM
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edit: nm

LordOfThePance
2007-04-23, 04:13 PM
sit on a tennis ball?

uhhhh

Note to self: Don't play tennis with Chad.

Neptune
2007-04-23, 04:16 PM
edit: nm

yea, for some reason i couldn't get the embed to work, so i just framed the web page..

:sillyme: