11/6 - Hospitality House @ the Whistling Oyster - DJ Jointz | Chris Brooks | Catalyst

[SCHLiTZ]

Monday November 6th
Hospitality House @ the Whistling Oyster
(Fells Pt. - Baltimore)


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DJ Jointz & Chris Brooks
Red Maple - house (bmore)

Catalyst
Five Cent Jive Cartel | Neighborhood Watch - house (dc)



Tunes start at 9pm and the drinks flow all night w/ shooters to benefit the BMC (www.bmcon.org). And if you don't know about "ring toss", you will.

HAPPY HOUR 12-2 and $5 Ring Toss Shots ALL NIGHT!
:breakdance:

The Whistling Oyster is located in the heart of historic Fells Point Baltimore on the Square.
807 S Broadway
410-342-7282


Free parking after 8pm.


Check us out on MySpace: www.myspace.com/hospitalityhouse

DJ's email whistlingdj@hotmail.com for bookings.

:catalyst:

[SCHLiTZ]

Set Times:
DJ Jointz & Chris Brooks: 9-11:30ish
Catalyst: 11:30ish-close

House Music ALL Night Long...

[Cliff]

fuck yeah, since i'm closing it out i'm going to be laying it down extra funky



prepare yourselves for the return of the mack

[ladymaroo]

:mj2:

[Cliff]

woot!

the next four days are going to rock, the weekend, work one day, play baltimore, recover on tuesday!!!!

[LOGO]

Awesome.
Can't wait for the Monday night freshness.

[SCHLiTZ]

sunday *bump*

house heads unite... this ones going to be good.

[ladymaroo]

like a cut of fresh bacon, ready for the fryin'.

:sizzle:

[SCHLiTZ]

:chairfall:

[Fetterbug]

sunday *bump*

house heads unite... this ones going to be good.


It's Saturday silly. Don't scare me like that.



This nite will be spectaculars I'm sure. :yes:

[SCHLiTZ]

derp.
i'm so out of it.

[LOGO]

Yeah, you'd think you were sick or something. :elad:

[Fetterbug]

Yes, sick...























IN THE BALLS. :yes:

[ladymaroo]

she said balls.

[SCHLiTZ]

:shady:


can't wait....

[Cliff]

:woot:

[joenice]

big!

[Fetterbug]

:shady:


can't wait....


:teabag:


:funshine:

[sprklqueen]

bring it on!!:breakdance:

[Cliff]

oh it's going to be broughten

[SCHLiTZ]

bring it on!!:breakdance:

make sure mario gets some jager.

[SCHLiTZ]

oh it's going to be broughten


nice avatar there Judge Fudge.

[sprklqueen]

make sure mario gets some jager.

:spit: we're talking about mario here, remember?

[daniella downs]

prepare yourselves for the return of the mack


i actually have a house mix of that somewhere.

[LOGO]

Can't wait for tonight.
This is going to be awesome/funny.
Ring toss like WHAT tonight.

[Cliff]

Yeah I'm pretty excited about tonight myself, it's been too long since I've been to B'more.


Are the tables going to be up front or in the back?

[LOGO]

Yeah I'm pretty excited about tonight myself, it's been too long since I've been to B'more.


Are the tables going to be up front or in the back?
Probably in the front so that people can see from the street that we have DJs playing.

OR...

We can do what we did on Halloween night, and set up in the back with my amp and one of my bassbins (which are still stored at the Oyster from last week) with the other bassbin just outside the front door.
With my A&H Xone:92, we can run my amp from the Mix 1 out, and the house system from the Mix 2 out.
The only drawback to this system is that I don't have a self-powered monitor.
The one we used on Halloween was Barry's JBL, and it cranked.
We do have Scott's sub and little monitor speakers, which we've been using effectively for some time.
And where we set up in the back, there's a house speaker mounted right there on the wall, which can also be used for monitoring.

At any rate, we'll figure something out.

[Cliff]

whatever's easiest to set up, i'm down for whatever



as long as it includes me playing tunes, drinking, and being refuckingtarded

[sprklqueen]

The one we used on Halloween was Barry's JBL, and it cranked.


I think this is still there

[Fetterbug]

oh snaperdickledoodle

[LOGO]

whatever's easiest to set up, i'm down for whatever



as long as it includes me playing tunes, drinking, and being refuckingtarded
Are you bringing The Mexican™ with you?

[maynard]

I would like to make a special announcement.

I'll be in attendance tonight. That's right, it's time once again for my yearly trip to Baltimore.

Shit, anything could happen.

[Cliff]

I would like to make a special announcement.

I'll be in attendance tonight. That's right, it's time once again for my yearly trip to Baltimore.

Shit, anything could happen.


Uh Ohhhhhhhhhhh.



Now I have a fellow associate coming along.





Things are going to get, how do you say.... OUT OF CONTROL

[LOGO]

I would like to make a special announcement.

I'll be in attendance tonight. That's right, it's time once again for my yearly trip to Baltimore.

Shit, anything could happen.
Are you fucking kidding me?
I finally get a chance to meet you in person and it's on my stomping grounds?
Oh man.
Shit is gonna get uglier than Cliff on the rag.

[Cliff]

Shit is gonna get uglier than Cliff on the rag.


dear baltimore

sorry we wiped you off the map, we were drunk

love

cliff

[LOGO]

:ponder:
I'm feeling a "cold" coming on.
I'll have to remember to call my boss 1st thing tomorrow morning and let him know I'll be out sick.

[ladymaroo]

cliff i know i said i'd have sausage dip next you came into town, but gawddammit i'll be working right up until Oystertime.

and i'm jealous of all you pseudo-sick peoples' tomorrow off. damn the man.

[EmmaK]

and i'm jealous of all you pseudo-sick peoples' tomorrow off. damn the man.
Seriously. The last time I "played hooky" was in college.
+1 for responsibility, -1 for missing fun times with friends...often :pout:

[LOGO]

Well, I said I'll play hookie, but chances are, I'll suck it up and go in.
There's actually crap I was supposed to finish up today—which I didn't—so I'll have to finish it tomorrow morning.

With a massive hangover, no doubt.

[badkitty3804]

I <3 playing hooky. But mostly because I hate my job and can get away with it.

[lupitanahsee]

I would like to make a special announcement.

I'll be in attendance tonight. That's right, it's time once again for my yearly trip to Baltimore.

Shit, anything could happen.


lol

:dan: + :catalyst: = :vipbathroom: ... or is it :snog: i forget

i like smiley equations

[retail]

:spit::haha:

managerial economics can suck my taint. fuck this shit. completely and totally hate that I'm missing this

hope tonight is legendary, fellas... looking forward to getting back up thar :ripped:

[SCHLiTZ]

Well, I said I'll play hookie, but chances are, I'll suck it up and go in.
There's actually crap I was supposed to finish up today—which I didn't—so I'll have to finish it tomorrow morning.

With a massive hangover, no doubt.


well played tonight.





that is all. :catalyst:

[SCHLiTZ]

I really didn't think Cliff would bring it 202 sytle, but then he pulled in off about 10mins before the end of his set..... nice.


You know what I'm talking about.




In all, bangin.... Banging set by Cliff. Fucking awesome track selection.






p.s. To the lady that lived 2 blocks away and complained about the noise. FUCK YOU!

[LOGO]

This was a great night all around.
Cliff, thank you for letting me squeeze in a few.
We need to tag more often.

[ladymaroo]

oh. my. :FUBAR:

[Fetterbug]

:werd:

Good too see my old faces....

[LOGO]

The one you have now is new??




p.s. :coffee:

[Cliff]

good christ did i hurt a little this morning


thanks for having me out, i had a great fucking time last night


jon, definitely nice tagging with you for awhile



at this point, about last night, all i can say is this~~~~~> :catalyst:



good god damn legendary night indeed

[maynard]

lol

:dan: + :catalyst: = :vipbathroom: ... or is it :snog: i forget

i like smiley equations

:spankdajunkie:


anywho, yeah... strange things can happen when you go to baltimore on a monday night.

jon, good meeting you dood. i'm sad that we never got a chance to compare chapstick.

it was good to see a lot of the bmore crew out as well. :ez:



Cliff is my hero. DEEP SEA DOUBLE!

[ladymaroo]

awesome seeing you boys. ;)

cliff, your set was fucking badass.

i had a shit ton of fun last nite.

[LOGO]

jon, good meeting you dood. i'm sad that we never got a chance to compare chapstick.
It's all good, because I had to resort to using a backup last night.
See, my trusty sidekick, Blistex Herbal Answer, got washed in my jeans pocket a few weeks back, and for some reason, my neighborhood Safeway doesn't carry it anymore.
So, I'm currently on a mission to find a replacement, because, quite honestly, my lips are freaking-the-fuck-out.
In the meantime, I'm using a tube of some shit that was given to me by a chick friend of mine about a year ago, but it doesn't really get the job done.

So, had we compared lip balms last night, I really would've been owned by whatever you happened to be packing.

Oh, and Catacliff, Nice one, bruvva!

Your tuneage last night was on point.
And we had a very decent crowd in there.
Way to own that shit, Honky B. Lishiss.

[Cliff]

definitely one of my top five nights ever playing out



thanks again everyone

[LOGO]

Seriously?

Well rock the fuck on, then!

You need to come play when Pete, Scott, and I do our Neighborhood Watch takeovers.
We need your 202 in our 410.
10-4?

[SCHLiTZ]

443 of stfu!

[Fetterbug]

The one you have now is new??




p.s. :coffee:


:haha: :FUBAR:

It seems I was not as awake as I thought yesterday.

[5l1mm]

im an idiot

[5l1mm]

im an idiot

[Cliff]

Seriously?

Well rock the fuck on, then!

You need to come play when Pete, Scott, and I do our Neighborhood Watch takeovers.
We need your 202 in our 410.
10-4?


roger wilco five niner




brave squirrel out

[EmmaK]

:spit::haha:

managerial economics can suck my taint. fuck this shit. completely and totally hate that I'm missing this

hope tonight is legendary, fellas... looking forward to getting back up thar :ripped:
That is pretty much how I felt about missing it. But replace "managerial economics" with "deposition preparation", and "suck my taint" with "fuck a tree covered in fire ants".

[Cliff]

That is pretty much how I felt about missing it. But replace "managerial economics" with "deposition preparation", and "suck my taint" with "fuck a tree covered in fire ants".


Worry not, after not playing out much in the past few months, Monday night was the *exact* recharge I needed and I will be showing up at the Oyster a lot more from now on.


In otherwords, there will be more legendary nights, especially with Jon and I at the decks.

[LOGO]

In otherwords, there will be more legendary nights, especially with Jon and I at the decks.
Quoted for empha-muthafukkin-sis.

However, we're going to have to come up with a tag-team name.

Teabag Mafia is currently available.

Then there are these:

- Simian Surprise
- 3-Wheeled Chevette
- Jaggin' Wagon
- Hairlip Supreme
- Bootknockers Incorporated
- House Yo Mama?

Discuss.

[LOGO]

That is pretty much how I felt about missing it. But replace "managerial economics" with "deposition preparation", and "suck my taint" with "fuck a tree covered in fire ants".
OK, I soooo wanted to rep you for this, but the Rep Gods would not allow it.
So, here, have :lovemachine: instead.

[EmmaK]

OK, I soooo wanted to rep you for this, but the Rep Gods would not allow it.
So, here, have :lovemachine: instead.
You need to work on your rep skills. It's not like you've repped me too recently to do it again.
Slowpoke :snog:

[LOGO]

You need to work on your rep skills. It's not like you've repped me too recently to do it again.
Slowpoke :snog:
Um, no.
I try to rep you all the time and I get bitchslapped by that little popup box.

But enough about all that.
You need to weigh in on my and Cliff's tag-team name.

I'm leaning heavily towards Simian Surprise.

[EmmaK]

Um, no.
I try to rep you all the time and I get bitchslapped by that little popup box.
:sok:

I do not care, I already wake up with the king anyway.

(When I am in Baltimore, clearly.)

[LOGO]

:sok:

I do not care, I already wake up with the king anyway.

(When I am in Baltimore, clearly.)
:pics:

[EmmaK]

:pics:
Patience. One of these weekends :wink:

[SCHLiTZ]

I'm leaning heavily towards Simian Surprise.


In other news, it would be a surprise if our friend Simeon ever made it out....

[LOGO]

"Simian Surprise!"

"Simian Surprise!"

"Where's the Simeon?"

"THAT'S the surprise!!"

[ladymaroo]

You're my boy, blue!

[Cliff]

Quoted for empha-muthafukkin-sis.

However, we're going to have to come up with a tag-team name.

Teabag Mafia is currently available.

Then there are these:

- Simian Surprise
- 3-Wheeled Chevette
- Jaggin' Wagon
- Hairlip Supreme
- Bootknockers Incorporated
- House Yo Mama?

Discuss.


Hmmmmmmmm, we'll wait and see.



It's been my experience that you don't choose a name, a name choose's you.

[maynard]

So, had we compared lip balms last night, I really would've been owned by whatever you happened to be packing.

That may not necessarily be true, as I was also packing a substitute balm.

It'd have been Battle of the Chapstick Reject All-Stars.

[maynard]

Quoted for empha-muthafukkin-sis.

However, we're going to have to come up with a tag-team name.

Teabag Mafia is currently available.

Then there are these:

- Simian Surprise
- 3-Wheeled Chevette
- Jaggin' Wagon
- Hairlip Supreme
- Bootknockers Incorporated
- House Yo Mama?

Discuss.

New Honky Formantics

[Cliff]

Formantics


making up words are we?

[maynard]

making up words are we?

Ah, you have never seen Fear of a Black Hat.

[LOGO]

Wonder B. Read & Honky D. Lishiss present: Milky White Love Butter

[Cliff]

Wonder B. Read & Honky D. Lishiss

We have a winner

[LOGO]

:bravo:

[Fetterbug]

:afterbuzz:

*dies*