8.26 ||>MASS TRANSIT XIII<|| KELLY REVERB, ONIONZ, & more!!

[RAMIRO]

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ITS THAT TIME AGAIN!!
||>MASS TRANSIT XIII<||
a
~Give Productions~ (www.giveproductions.com)
Event

KELLY REVERB
(Lonestar Records/Dallas)

DJ ONIONZ


Mojo Jones
(Digital 4 Life Music, DC)

Ramiro and Lee Bridges
(Give Productions/Ethereal Imbalance/Adventures of P.L.U.R.)


||>MASS TRANSIT<||
is located at:
BRIDGES
10560 Main Street
Fairfax, VA


flyer and more info to come soon!!
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[beth]

:woot:

[E:go]

Woohoo, first post!

Damnit Beth, beating me to it!!!

[imabagel]

haha. 2nd or 3rd post! or 4th !

[E:go]

And now that I looked at the date for this, I'm going to be in Richmond that weekend. Shit!

[RAMIRO]

u suck!
we are waaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy more important than your friend!!









jk

[DjLantern]

hotness!

[RAMIRO]

peter...

please review..

any errors..

im gonna be uber surprised if i finaly made one without errors

[someguy]

Onionz eh? Nice one guys!

[RX]

I will be out for this one and not bullshit like I did last MT

[RAMIRO]

you...
???


Bullshit..?!?!?!




naaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwww

NEVAR!!!



:D:D

[Sunspot8785]

booyah!!!

[RX]

you...
???


Bullshit..?!?!?!




naaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwww

NEVAR!!!



:D:D
I think I might have bullshitted once in my life.....I think...could be wrong though

[RAMIRO]

hell if i know bro..

im just pulling your chain

[RX]

hell if i know bro..

im just pulling your chain
I dont think I have ever caught Kelly Reverb live but I might be wrong. Used to have shitloads of his tracks

[Jill]

OMGHI2MYBIRTHDAYPARTY!

[DjLantern]

its official we need to find Jill a DD

[dj nysus]

That line up is fucking awesome .. good work guys

[UpOneLevel]

NEver heard of either djs but I trust Transit's judgement... What genre??

[RX]

NEver heard of either djs but I trust Transit's judgement... What genre??
You should definitely have heard of Kelly Reverb being a breaks dj bama. He does produce some house too.

[Stryda!]

:woot: :raveon: :buzzboy: IM GONNA GET DRUNK!!!

[Hitoi]

That's a hot lineup. Go Give go.

[DjLantern]

NEver heard of either djs but I trust Transit's judgement... What genre??

wow I can understand Onionz but you've never herd of Kelly Reverb?

next time your in the valley I'll play you some of his tunes and you'll be like ohhhhhh yeah

[Steve Synth]

Kelly Reverb is big on the funky house tip as of late.

dope lineup fellas.

[Stryda!]

wow I can understand Onionz but you've never herd of Kelly Reverb?

next time your in the valley I'll play you some of his tunes and you'll be like ohhhhhh yeah



Oddly enough I know Onionz and not Kelly.


Stryder = Old

[DjLantern]

they've both been around for forever

[Synz]

ONIONZ!

yes!!! thank goodness this is the weekend before I leave for Burning Man.

thanks Give :)

[djjondeke]

Kelly Reverb is Funky House now dont mention breaks to him or else he will jump on you like gary coleman....sike just kidding but yeah he spins mostly funky house now, but he may throw in a few breaks.

its going to be a sick night.

[Stryda!]

they've both been around for forever

Maybe I just dont remember Kelly spin'n DC like ONionZ use ta...

:shrug:


Def trying to check out his sounds tho.

[mojojones]

thanx fellas for hooking it up

going to be dope night fo sho

[Stryda!]

:D

thats a nake girl playing nintendo.

awesome

[DjLantern]

Kelly Reverb is Funky House now dont mention breaks to him or else he will jump on you like gary coleman....sike just kidding but yeah he spins mostly funky house now, but he may throw in a few breaks.

its going to be a sick night.

DISCO BOMBING OR STFU

seriously tho, can you ask him to play it?

[UpOneLevel]

:D

thats a nake girl playing nintendo.

awesome

agreed awesome...Not only is she playing nintendo but zelda a link to the past...heavenly...

[nonchalant]

Oh shit, Mojo Jones in the house!

[Stryda!]

agreed awesome...Not only is she playing nintendo but zelda a link to the past...heavenly...



ZELDA means shes gonna be naked for quite some time. :D

[RAMIRO]

wow I can understand Onionz but you've never herd of Kelly Reverb?

next time your in the valley I'll play you some of his tunes and you'll be like ohhhhhh yeah


personly i dont think he deserves to step foot in the valley now!!




;)

[xgirl]

onionz! nice one, boys!

this is my high school reunion day. *ponder*

[RAMIRO]

bring them out ..
show them what you do for fun...
and stuff!!

[xgirl]

they are 5 hours away.

most of them have never left the trailer.

dance music would be scary x1000000000000.

[RAMIRO]

they are 5 hours away.

most of them have never left the trailer.

dance music would be scary x1000000000000.



BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!
:spit:
you said Trailer..
im sorry ..

i know its not right to laugh.. but damn..

that was funny!

[Abduction]

I didn't go to my 10-year reunion - when I left BFE Chesapeake, I left for good.

Should be a hot night.

[RAMIRO]

i was gonna go to my renuion.. didnt end up going ..
now wish i had..

for different reasons though than one would expect

[Stryda!]

I didnt even give my reunion a thought.

F those HighSchool people

Although a few found me on myspace dammit

[Abduction]

i was gonna go to my renuion.. didnt end up going ..
now wish i had..

for different reasons though than one would expect

You wanted to go to get a piece of ass or at least inquire about getting said ass

[xgirl]

my best friend has organized the entire thing and she has threatened death if i do not attend. she doesn't want to be there any more than i do.

[Cortex]

Kelly Reverb and Onionz!? Holy crap.

[dj_peake]

gonna be hot, i can't wait

[E:go]

My 10 year reunion is supposed to be some time around now...that is, if anyone from my class actually gets their head out of their ass long enough to put it together. If I have something better going on, I'm really not too worried about seeing any of those people. The ones I care about I see often enough. I think that's a total of maybe 3.

[Hitoi]

Maybe it'll be at the Marshall McDonald's.

[E:go]

Maybe it'll be at the Marshall McDonald's.

:bbjohnson:

Damn, post-high school football game flashbacks like yikes!

[RAMIRO]

You wanted to go to get a piece of ass or at least inquire about getting said ass

actualy.. had nothing to do with looking for a piece of ass..

and yea.. that said piece of ass that i was looking for had nothing to do with my highschool and all that..:)

[Abduction]

I forget how old I am sometimes...my 10-year was 3-years ago


Christ...I feel old now - I'm off to step in front of traffic...lol

[djphilthyphil]

Wow...Kelly Reverb, I haven't seen that cat spin out here in quite some time since the days of the Edge! Definitely a night worth checking out.

[DjLantern]

Kelly Reverb and Onionz!? Holy crap.

hope to see you there dave!!!!

[VIRTUE]

this line up is super swell. Good work Give :woot: Definitely gonna be a good time..

[Stryda!]

I forget how old I am sometimes...my 10-year was 3-years ago


Christ...I feel old now - I'm off to step in front of traffic...lol


:highfive:

We're in the same old person crew...

[RAMIRO]

:geezer: - about 85% of us!!

[Joe L.]

Onionz, nice booking.....

haven't heard him spin live in quite awhile......

[RAMIRO]

this is gonna be a fun night fo sho!!!

[Stryda!]

fo shizzle

[stormryder]

This lineup = the hotness.... :woot:

Nice job Ramiro. I haven't heard Onionz since he last played at Five....in like 2002.

S

[RAMIRO]

you can actualy thank Virtue for the sugestion ;)

:woot:

[DjLantern]

Virtue the boh selecta

[Jill]

DJ Lantern Vs. Jill T in a drinking battle royale. Two will enter! One will leave.

[RAMIRO]

I feel like Jill is in her own ROFL-world which resembles the format for mortal kombat...
And she’s climbing the ladders or combatants...


And the final Level is ME!!!! :chug:

[Jill]

I feel like Jill is in her own ROFL-world which resembles the format for mortal kombat...
And she’s climbing the ladders or combatants...


And the final Level is ME!!!! :chug:

bwahahha! you are the boss!

Peter is going down. We need an official moderator to track our drinks. I feel we need a wall chart.

[Abduction]

I accept the challenge of being the moderator - the only condition is that Peter must stay away from Tequila...

By the time this event rolls around I'll be finally allowed to drink more than two beers in a setting without serious stomach pains

[RAMIRO]

ill take all tequila shots aquired and or bought.. and drink it for everyone!!

[Abduction]

:corny:

[JR!]

SOunds good...........can i get in with TIMS GOLD CHAIN AND mean mug.....??? Onionz is that dude........for real. Good records.

[DjLantern]

DJ Lantern Vs. Jill T in a drinking battle royale. Two will enter! One will leave.

clearly we will both leave haha

there is a 10 drink minimum if you think you can hang with us and want to enter

[DjLantern]

bwahahha! you are the boss!

Peter is going down. We need an official moderator to track our drinks. I feel we need a wall chart.

I have faith in myself as the Transit Drunk Master

this will be neck and neck

wall chart is a must

[djphilthyphil]

I have faith in myself as the Transit Drunk Master

this will be neck and neck

wall chart is a must

You all should have Josh "THE EVIL ONE" keep track of your drinks.

[DjLantern]

no we will have a wall chart

for each drink we drink will go check off a box or make a score for the # we are at

Lee is now our official regulator

let the games begin

[Stryda!]

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK


I woke up this mornin thinking about what a great time this MassTransit is going to be and then I realized that Im gonna be in Ocean City that week.


DAMMIT all to hell.








as you can see Im kinda upset about it. :-(

[Jill]

I accept the challenge of being the moderator - the only condition is that Peter must stay away from Tequila...

Hopefully we will both stay away from the tequila! I am having my crafty friend make up the wall chart. Lee is the official moderator. In the event of a tie, Lee will make the final decision by awarding "style" points.

[DjLantern]

I will not be drinking Tequila

[Stryda!]

Not even Cuervo black????

[Jill]

I will not be drinking Tequila

It's actually highly possible that I might. I've found that the drunker I get, the more I think its a great idea to do shots of tequila.

[DjLantern]

I'm playing to win

Tequila will make me lose

[DjLantern]

I drink to get drunk

[Jill]

I'm playing to win

Tequila will make me lose

We need to come up with official rules. Does puking automatically disqualify you? I say no as long as you continue drinking.

[RAMIRO]

bwhahahaha!!!

i cant wait to soo who the victor is..

for the final round we must have a cage... or ring .. or octagon!!!

LOL!!!

and Lee will start off the match with..
LET GET OUT DRINK ON!!!

[Jill]

bwhahahaha!!!

i cant wait to soo who the victor is..

for the final round we must have a cage... or ring .. or octagon!!!

LOL!!!

and Lee will start off the match with..
LET GET OUT DRINK ON!!!

If thats the case, we need round card girls in bikinis.

[DjLantern]

We need to come up with official rules. Does puking automatically disqualify you? I say no as long as you continue drinking.

hmmm I thought we said pukin was automatic disqulification?

considering if you do keep drinking, you still can't handle your liquor cause you just threw it all up...

thoughts?

[DjLantern]

If thats the case, we need round card girls in bikinis.

agreed

[Jill]

hmmm I thought we said pukin was automatic disqulification?

considering if you do keep drinking, you still can't handle your liquor cause you just threw it all up...

thoughts?

I mean I am fine either way, I just have a healthy respect for anyone who can handle a boot and rally with grace.

:chug: :nixo: :chug:

[RAMIRO]

hmmm I thought we said pukin was automatic disqulification?

considering if you do keep drinking, you still can't handle your liquor cause you just threw it all up...

thoughts?


well...

said puking could come down to just volume of fluid in ya tummy .. and not alcamahal content

:shrug:

[Abduction]

Yes, puking or sleeping is automatic disqualification and defaults to the other players.

All participants must be three hours active during the game in order to qualify for the championship.

All other rules are subject to change at the discretion of the moderator.

Ramiro is automatically disqualified in participating due to his voluntary removal of service during the last Mass Transit.

:kick:

[Jill]

All other rules are subject to change at the discretion of the moderator.


Why do I see this turning into a hilarious drunk version of Simon Says, with Lee making us do ridiculous things under the guise of them being "rules".

[beth]

I <3 my friends

[DjLantern]

Why do I see this turning into a hilarious drunk version of Simon Says, with Lee making us do ridiculous things under the guise of them being "rules".

because Lee Bridges is the Sexiest man alive

[RAMIRO]

Ramiro is automatically disqualified in participating due to his voluntary removal of service during the last Mass Transit.

:kick:


HEYYYYY!!! NOT FAIR!!!

lets have a petition to reinstate me..
Let the people speak!!!!



any by the way ..
i was there to set up and what not .. and did my share of sitting upfront!!!
it was a bad week for me! have a heart!

[RAMIRO]

ahhhhhhhhh.. Screw you guys.. im going home!!!


wait...


i am home!!

Screw you guys.. im going out !


wait !!!
SHIT i have a restricted license!!

Screw you guys.. except whomever comes picks me up so we can go have drink you fly.. Ill buy!!


WAIT AGAIN!!

i have my kids tonight!!

Gd'nabit!!!



ahh.. just SCREW YOU GUYS!!

:D:D:D


||>PLUR&SCHTUFF<||

[DjLantern]

I vote for Ramiro to be allowed in the contest

cause then he can buy lots of drinks and put it on his super ramiro tab

[RAMIRO]

bwhahahahahah!!!


see..

i DOOOO have a purpose in life!!!

yay.. thanks

[DjLantern]

also cause I def think Ramiro can hang with our 10 drink minimum

[RAMIRO]

ill have to bring out my super mug for this..

OooooOOOOoOOoO!!!


that reminds me..

we can bring it out of retirement for this event.. as award errr. wait . no.. ( cuz i can dare part with it)

but somehow incorporate it into the contest!

[Jill]

I vote for Ramiro to be allowed in the contest

cause then he can buy lots of drinks and put it on his super ramiro tab

I am down. I will have him added to the wall chart. Dawn is already coming up with design plans, which include liberal use of glitter.

[RAMIRO]

k.. i just thought of a problem..

im going to need a ride to a fro..

to this.. and someone who can pick me up and let me crash were ever it maybe.. most likely on the floor of the house i am dropped of at !!!

: )



oh no.. did you say glitter??!?!! :ohnoes:

[Jill]

k.. i just thought of a problem..

im going to need a ride to a fro..

ALL participants in the contest MUST have a DD!

I'm certain you'll be able to find a ride. I would offer, but clearly I'm not going to be driving.

[Boodlepalooka]

Well looky who needs a ride now! *yank chain* I would commit but I dont make plans hella advanced like that ;) I'll def. be there, though! Yeay! transit love muffin parties are the best *pees pants with joy*

[RAMIRO]

wellll looky looky who decided to post!!!


:bricks:







:D

[Boodlepalooka]

Hahaahahaa!! you got me there :) Yeah, i found a computer... thought i'd use it...

[beth]

ALL participants in the contest MUST have a DD!

I'm certain you'll be able to find a ride. I would offer, but clearly I'm not going to be driving.

:wave:

[RAMIRO]

we must make a BOOZEY-MOBILE for all the drunken participants!

[Abduction]

Why do I have this feeling that I'm going to have to drive everyone again?

Remember kru-folks, we have to eventually cart said DJs to and from the event




Yeah, yeah BOOO Lee - being all responsible and shit

[DjLantern]

I know Deke is driving Kelly, at least he told me he was

[The Jezereck]

God this is gonna be hilarious! Ok who's taking bets!

[Abduction]

Yeah, I told Deke that I thought that was a good idea.

[RAMIRO]

i think we should have preliminary rounds tonight at transit ..

weed out the weaklings!!

and make MT the finals!

[Abduction]

Good idea Rami - professionals only

[DjLantern]

I can't do that during the week

regardless right now its me, jill t and ramiro in the contest

we all know that all 3 of us are drunks, there is no need to weed that out

[Jill]

i think we should have preliminary rounds tonight at transit ..

:(

I am too poor to do it tonight. I have to save up and whatnot for drinking of epic proportions. Not all of us have magic tabs!

[Jill]

we all know that all 3 of us are drunks, there is no need to weed that out

Not drunks - enthusiasts!

[RAMIRO]

we are trained professional..

DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME KIDS>. i repeat.. DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME!



* well we may not be able to have prelim rounds..
but we can conditions our livers.. do some drinking excerises..
etc ..*

have a weight in.. err.. something like that ..
LOL!!

man.. this is gonna be crazy!!!


someone needs to make awards...

~Quickest Chugger~
~Highest Tolerance~
~Funniest Speech~
~MVD~ (most valuable drunk :exbc:)

[Abduction]

not sure how much value you can place in being drunk...

[RAMIRO]

LOTS!!!!

:ranton:

[original2k]

not sure how much value you can place in being drunk...


reading that was so disappointing

[DjLantern]

I'm officialy out to get the MVD award now

that and most retarded speach, I know my tolerance is lower than my other 2 contestants. I will pace tho

[beth]

Not drunks - enthusiasts!

dun dun dunnnn

[RAMIRO]

i have a very bad feeling about this the closer it gets!!


im scured to see what pictures might be taken

[Jill]

I'm officialy out to get the MVD award now

that and most retarded speach, I know my tolerance is lower than my other 2 contestants. I will pace tho

Clearly I will not be winning quickest chugger. Slow and steady wins the race!

[Abduction]

bttt

[DjLantern]

pssssssst

[RAMIRO]

k.. its official.. everyone has lost their minds..
and are only capable of making noises..

no words

[RAMIRO]

Saturday Morning Bumpage

Rami - you forgot to log yourself out again

[RAMIRO]

DOH!!!

[mouse]

Are you having a conversation with yourself on the buzzboard?

[RAMIRO]

hehehe..


yup yup.. Me Myself and I...

see I tend to not like talking to myself.. but me and I get along great... so then I tend to not hangout with Myself to often... Myself gets left out and Jealous of Me becuase I give more Attention to Myself..


Got it ?

[mouse]

Yep. Sounds neat.

[RAMIRO]

crazines x 2923797349871239847

[Jill]

I just purchased this for use on the 26th:

http://www.frattoys.com/product_info.php?products_id=73

Tucker Max style. Hilarity ensues!

[beth]

:woot:

[DjLantern]

I just purchased this for use on the 26th:

http://www.frattoys.com/product_info.php?products_id=73

Tucker Max style. Hilarity ensues!

the craziness just got crazier

[RAMIRO]

i can see it now..

bac = .19, .23, .30.. :exbc:

yea. that contraption is gonna break with the amount of stank breath we gonna be pumping into it

[Jill]

i can see it now..

bac = .19, .23, .30.. :exbc:

yea. that contraption is gonna break with the amount of stank breath we gonna be pumping into it

It goes all the way up to 40% BAC. You have a 50% chance of dying at that level.

[RAMIRO]

It goes all the way up to 40% BAC. You have a 50% chance of dying at that level.


i can see it now..

EMS will be on call for this...
people will be carried out in stretchers!!


t-shirts will be made

"I SURVIVED MASS TRANSIT XIII with a (fill in test results) BAC LEVEL!"

[Abduction]

I just got done working a 14 hour day and I could definately use a beer or nine

Only a month away folks...

Flyer should be out soon, so keep an eye out.

[DjLantern]

I think we should put out a teaser thread for the kids for the Sept Mass Transit hehe

[proxxy]

this looks real nice.. maybe i mised this but... what's the cover yo!

i'l be der!

[DjLantern]

5 bucks before 11

7 after

[DjLantern]

and stuff

[RAMIRO]

k...

10 RBV buy in..
Piece of Meat Cake before points can be acrued

anything else new i forgot..?!?!

[stormryder]

I've decided to be the official bookie for this night.

Right now, odds are Ramiro at 70%, Jill at 29.99% and Peter at 0.01%

I'll have to figure out payouts later.

[DjLantern]

fuck that

45% Ramiro
35% Jill
20% Peter

[stormryder]

fuck that

45% Ramiro
35% Jill
20% Peter

Um...yeah...20% chance Peter gets carried out by drink 6.

S

[RAMIRO]

Um...yeah...20% chance Peter gets carried out by drink 6.

S
:spit::hilarious:

that is just way to funny!!
now watch... something is gonna happend im gonna get uber trashed the night before.. and not be able to get my quota in ...

need a t-shirt.. "Boosey in training.. do not feed"


or some shit like that!

[DjLantern]

Um...yeah...20% chance Peter gets carried out by drink 6.

S

you are WRONG

I had 6 drinks last night and I was fine

I'M PLAYING TO WIN BITCH

WHAT I"M GOING TO WIN I DON'T KNOW BUT IT WILL BE SO WORTH IT

:chug:

[stormryder]

you are WRONG

I had 6 drinks last night and I was fine

I'M PLAYING TO WIN BITCH

WHAT I"M GOING TO WIN I DON'T KNOW BUT IT WILL BE SO WORTH IT

:chug:

Six skimpy Bud Lites don't count......

Though, if you do pull off a come from behind victory, Sean will be a very very very poor man.

I dunno which I'd bet on at this point. The odds are going to have to change with every X on the chart....evaluate people's drunkeness on a looking at them scale, on a blowing into the thingie scale, and the X factors.

(X factors=passing out, falling over your own steps, slurred speech, inability to shuffle, ability to shuffle but not walk, etc.)

X factors also include pictures of drunken stupidity. Which there will be a plenty.

[RAMIRO]

this is gonna be best drinking party EVAR!!! hands down.. err.. shot glasses



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second thread.. pease continue..

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