7/17 - Hospitality House @ the Whistling Oyster - JOE NICE | DJ Zach | Retitz

[SCHLiTZ]

Monday July 17th
Hospitality House @ the Whistling Oyster
(Fells Pt. - Baltimore)


http://www.soulchampion.com/contentimages/info/JoeNice.inset1.jpg
JOE NICE
GoumetBeats.com | Dubwar NYC | BreaksFM - dubstep (bmore)
"5" for the rewind all night!

DJ Zach
prog & electro house (bmore)



Tunes start at 9pm and the drinks flow all night w/ shooters to benefit the BMC (www.bmcon.org)
:blingbling:


The Whistling Oyster is located in the heart of historic Fells Point Baltimore on the Square.
807 S Broadway
410-342-7282


Free parking after 8pm.


Check us out on MySpace: www.myspace.com/hospitalityhouse

DJ's email whistlingdj@hotmail.com or stop by in person to sign up for open decks in May. Open slots (1hr each) can be reserved up to 5pm the Friday before each Hospitality House Night. Any remaining slots will be posted thereafter and open for first-come first-serve the night of. DJ's bring their own headphones, needles, and tunes.


Coming Soon: Phil Schaeffer, Chris Brooks, Stryder, Unknown DJ, SchLogoTail

[SCHLiTZ]

Times -
DJ Zach 9-10:15
Joe Nice 10:15-11:45
Telly 11:45-close

[retail]

Times -

Retail & Schlitz 11:45-close

this week is gonna be a rough one :FUBAR:

[joenice]

Boy...you guys did some digging for that pic!

tomorrow will be a fun one !

[ladymaroo]

straight saucy.

[joenice]

straight saucy.bbq or hot?

[SCHLiTZ]

this week is gonna be a rough one :FUBAR:

buck up cowboy.

[SCHLiTZ]

Boy...you guys did some digging for that pic!

tomorrow will be a fun one !


Google is a wonderful thing.

[joenice]

Google is a wonderful thing.
sure is...


infact, that pic was from the Boston show last year....

[decoy]

WHAT??? I'm totally there.

[joenice]

MikeMike -- wonkey donkey business tomorrow night.

[djoctane]

:raveon:

[decoy]

IT'S THE WONKEY DONKEY!!!! *brandishes donkey*

[joenice]

IT'S THE WONKEY DONKEY!!!! *brandishes donkey*
nice one MikeMike (wall street).

- coming out tonight?

[decoy]

all signs point to "hell yeah!"

also, I paid attention to my handshaking rituals and I wall street everyone. I guess I just do see the point in multiple pumps :elad: just the one is good enough I guess.

[SCHLiTZ]

*brandishes donkey*

I just do see the point in multiple pumps :elad: just the one is good enough I guess.


dude.... no!


:afterbuzz:

[joenice]

all signs point to "hell yeah!"

also, I paid attention to my handshaking rituals and I wall street everyone. I guess I just do see the point in multiple pumps :elad: just the one is good enough I guess.hmm...looks like we need to get a new greeting.

but the one pump wall street (and actually saying the words "wall street") will work.


by the way...i might do another installment of "grab bag".

the last time i played Cafe Japone, i did this.

Grab Bag is the following:
1. people that are at the venue pick the tunes.
2. I'm not allowed to see the tunes, until they are placed in my hands.
3. Once a tune is played, it can't be played again (at least that night).

[SCHLiTZ]

i hope that xmas hits album is still there.

lmao

[decoy]

dude.... no!


:afterbuzz:

:ontome:

by the way...i might do another installment of "grab bag".

the last time i played Cafe Japone, i did this.

Grab Bag is the following:
1. people that are at the venue pick the tunes.
2. I'm not allowed to see the tunes, until they are placed in my hands.
3. Once a tune is played, it can't be played again (at least that night).

yeah. you should do that. That would be killer :yes:

[SCHLiTZ]

lineup change.... new blood moving in.

[SCHLiTZ]

TONITE!

[SCHLiTZ]

Ice cold Miller Lites on special tonight. Beat the heat...

[retail]

...not your meat!

[ladymaroo]

mmm... sausage.

[joenice]

word!!!!

[tova]

good times. i never knew joe nice had to play without shoes!

[ladymaroo]

joe TORE SHIT UP. as per his usual. :D

i <3 Grab Bag. :ANden:

[joenice]

good times. i never knew joe nice had to play without shoes!yea...Tova. here's the story.

every home i've lived in (at least when i started dj-ing) had or has carpet. I never wear shoes on the carpet. so -- when i started playing out, it just made sense to play without shoes.

i know -- it's weird...but that's ok!
joe TORE SHIT UP. as per his usual. :D

i <3 Grab Bag. :ANden:cheers Heidi. Good to see you and Mr. Pete in the place. Just warming up....


I love playing here. great fun...great bartender....just a very good night all the way around.

[decoy]

joe TORE SHIT UP. as per his usual. :D

i <3 Grab Bag. :ANden:

grab bag is awesome. i love the element of randomness.

[LOGO]

I heart my little oyster and all the people who come to rock it the fuck out on a weekly basis.

[joenice]

it's worth repeating...great times last night.

[ladymaroo]

indeed. if we hadn't been LOGOfied^TM the nite before, we would've stayed for that too. and schlitzelberries.

alas, sleep ate me for dinner. :FUBAR:

[LOGO]

Joe, that post was SICK, bruv!

http://www.irasperipheralvisions.com/images/number-5.jpg

[LOGO]

LOGOfied^TM
HA!
Love it.
I think I love it enough to give it one of these bad little bitches: ™

[decoy]

you crushin it jon!! crushin it!!

[ladymaroo]

HA!
Love it.
I think I love it enough to give it one of these bad little bitches: ™
haaate. that i can't do that. :shady:

[LOGO]

"Big post, y'all...BIG. This is the bbCode remix. It's chips."

[ladymaroo]

haaate. that i can't do that. :shady:
*throws gang sign across keyboard, hopes a TM pops out*

[LOGO]

Well.
Now that I have everyone axkin' me how to make those little tee-em thingys, I figure it's time for me to introduce another one into my repitoire:

®

The Registered symbol.

Have fun figuring that one out, bitches!

[ladymaroo]

well you've told me the secret before, but my brain chooses to remember only one thing per day.

and that is to not think much.

[LOGO]

Or better yet:

©

Copyright.

The registered symbol is too easy to figure out.

[ladymaroo]

@registeredsymbol{}

[ladymaroo]

:dammit:

[joenice]

"Big post, y'all...BIG. This is the bbCode remix. It's chips."
Excellent use of the word "chips".

Did i ever tell you the story as to how that word was introduced to my never-ending glossary?

[decoy]

no, please do. does it have to do with fish and chips?

[LOGO]

HA!
How did I know there's a story behind "chips?"
Joe, does anything you say or do NOT have a massif backstory?

It's awesome.
It's like character development in the movie Niceville.

[LOGO]

no, please do. does it have to do with fish and chips?
I had a feeling it might elude to ice chips, as they are cool.
But, I'm probably wronger than the word "wronger."

[decoy]

that does strike me as being rather wrongly.

[LOGO]

Why, how wrongadociously wrongtastic of you to say that, WrongcoyMike.

[Fetterbug]

I'm still drunk from Sunday.

Does anyone know what stomach bile looks like? Well I sure do.

[ladymaroo]

bottle that shit and use it as gravy.

[SCHLiTZ]

®

The Registered symbol.



as in.... MANBOMB!®

[LOGO]

as in.... MANBOMB!®
You got it!

Damn, I just thought of something:

- MeatBomb™
- MANBOMB®

The next 'Bombing HAS to involve either Vagi-Bomb™® or KnockerBomb©®ª¶, or some kind of combination of the two, or :gtfo:

[SCHLiTZ]

:haha:

Vagi(|)Bomb

[decoy]

what about bunnybomb? where you bombard the bombee with bunnies.

I guess it would be far lesst tittilating than a vagi(\)bomb, or as suculent as a manbomb, but it would be bombin none the less.

[decoy]

I'm still drunk from Sunday.

Does anyone know what stomach bile looks like? Well I sure do.


:sok: i didn't realize you were that wasted.

[SCHLiTZ]

Does anyone know what stomach bile looks like?


It looks like you need a drink.

[ladymaroo]

in the form of a shot. of warm 151.

[decoy]

:chilly: ick.

warm is bad, mmmkay?

[LOGO]

Eep!
Warm 151 = liquified internal organs.
:thatshot:

[Fetterbug]

:chilly: ick.

warm is bad, mmmkay?


I know right? I blame that bartender for serving us warm shots.

[Stryda!]

http://www.soulchampion.com/contentimages/info/JoeNice.inset1.jpg




Joe nice has small records.

[sprklqueen]

but biOg tunes!

[SCHLiTZ]

the records aren't small... joe nice is actuall 9'3" tall.

[decoy]

as are most of his tunes :yes:

[decoy]

Eep!
Warm 151 = liquified internal organs.
:thatshot:


molten hot magma...

http://www.pjbstudios.com/temp/dr.evil.laser.jpg

[joenice]

"Big post, y'all...BIG. This is the bbCode remix. It's chips."
no, please do. does it have to do with fish and chips?
How did I know there's a story behind "chips?"
Joe, does anything you say or do NOT have a massif backstory?
it's awesome.
It's like character development in the movie Niceville.

Here's the story.

I'm in London this past September. It's me, Kode 9, Mala, Loefah and Orson from Germany eating dinner @ Nando's before we go to FWD>>.

We just got finished playing in RINSEFM and we started talking about jungle. Steve (kode 9) was talking about Ed Rush and Loe says.."Kodes, i love Ed Rush."
So, I said..."Isnt Ed Rush hardstep?" After that i said.."How come everything has to have the word "step" after it?"

A minute later...our food arrives. I ordered the blackened chicken with chips.

Kode9 says.."Joe, you know the future is all about chips. And chipstep."

Me..."really? Chipstep..?" (now bare in mind, everyone at the table is confused...except Kode 9.)

Kode9.."Of course....we always keep things chips. Chips are always good with Peri-peri sauce."

Me..."I'll stick with ketchup. I dont like my chips spicy and hot. I like to keep my chips cool...but hot. I'm keeping it chips."

So -- ever since then..."keeping it chips, means to stay cool."

[LOGO]

There are very few people in this world who are able to successfully invent and propagate new vernacular.
You are one such individual.

Can I get a
http://peeron.com/pics/inv/custpics/3298px37.1092233047.jpg ?

[decoy]

parlance > vernacular

[LOGO]

patois > parlance