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retail
2005-12-09, 03:34 PM
got any?
I'll start:
RAISINAUTS - Chocolate Covered Space Raisins
:drool:
:specialed:
Sheisty McFuckerton
2005-12-09, 03:49 PM
Poo on a stick (now with easier flinging action)
Emperor Tux
2005-12-09, 03:53 PM
got any?
I'll start:
RAISINAUTS - Chocolate Covered Space Raisins
funny how i read that and raisinNUTS...and then thought you were suggesting chocolate covered testicles. though the ad campaign for that would have to be nothing short of amazing.
0ptimusPr1me
2005-12-09, 03:55 PM
Cheetos Spicy Crab Blast!
Anyone? Zesty crabmeat flavoring? mmmmm
Muramasa
2005-12-09, 03:57 PM
Cookie Chip Chocolates - Bars of chocolate with little chips of cookie.:yummy:
I've been craving one of these for about 10 years now, but I've never seen one before.
Real Life "Undo" Button™
Mac users would want Real Life Command-Z™.
Cheetos Spicy Crab Blast!
You can already find that on any street coner in SE DC.
Alexis
2005-12-09, 04:00 PM
a "Jump to Conclusions Mat". You see, you have this mat, with different CONCLUSIONS written on it that you could JUMP TO.
DeAtHmOnGeR bEaR
2005-12-09, 04:01 PM
Cookie Chip Chocolates - Bars of chocolate with little chips of cookie.:yummy:
I've been craving one of these for about 10 years now, but I've never seen one before.
Hrmmles - the bits of cookie might prove to be difficult when trying to preserve the integrity of both the chocolate and the texture of the cookie...
Alexis
2005-12-09, 04:02 PM
http://boutique.inventions.free.fr/lunettes/Lunettes_05.jpg
Muramasa
2005-12-09, 04:04 PM
Hrmmles - the bits of cookie might prove to be difficult when trying to preserve the integrity of both the chocolate and the texture of the cookie...
While true, I'm sure one of these uber-rich candy companies can come up with something.
Do you realize that it's been months since I've had a candy bar?
MONTHS.
I'M BORED WITH CANDY! WTF!!
ladymaroo
2005-12-09, 04:07 PM
Real Life "Undo" Button™
i've wished for one of these countless times. :afterbuzz:
BPMninja
2005-12-15, 09:13 PM
Cookie Chip Chocolates - Bars of chocolate with little chips of cookie.:yummy:
I've been craving one of these for about 10 years now, but I've never seen one before.
Go to blockbuster video. They have chocolate covered bit of cookie dough.
xgirl
2005-12-15, 09:16 PM
burrito delivery service for the love of god.
i don't care that it's not exactly a product.
sometimes i am so hungover i don't need to leave the house because it is hazardous to myself and others.
BRING ME A FUCKING BURRITO, BITCH.
And for that matter, delivery...anything.
Delivery liquor, WaWa, cigs, condoms...I mean, the possibilities are limitless!
Muramasa
2005-12-15, 09:21 PM
Go to blockbuster video. They have chocolate covered bit of cookie dough.
No. Fucking. Way.:affection:
Mmm.
That sounds good.
CockBlocker is open 'till midnight, right?
PaulieWalnuts
2005-12-17, 05:14 PM
My service idea:
Pizza Delivery/Driver Education
Student drivers drive the pizza deliveries and pay to learn how to drive.
the sex molesters
2005-12-17, 05:27 PM
And for that matter, delivery...anything.
Delivery liquor, WaWa, cigs, condoms...I mean, the possibilities are limitless!
liquor delivery. now THERE's a cause i can get behind!
Liftedtrance
2005-12-17, 05:32 PM
a "Jump to Conclusions Mat". You see, you have this mat, with different CONCLUSIONS written on it that you could JUMP TO.
:koolaid:
lol
trancedance
2005-12-17, 05:35 PM
a fish tank with a spout to drain the water (like the one in a cooler)...
teerex
2005-12-17, 07:18 PM
CUBAN COFFEE
Your'e going to need a percolator for this, a stovetop one works best. Any cheep coffee grounds will do: measure the amount of coffee you are using and figure 1/3 of that portion for the amount of brown sugar you use. The key to this is to put 1/2 the amount of coffee you are using first then add a layer of brown sugar on top of that. Keep layering them on top of one another until you got it all in there, then put the lid on and brew it up.
:mj2:
SCHLiTZ
2005-12-17, 07:26 PM
Nap In A Pill
Like nodoze but without the cracked out crank feind feeling.
the sex molesters
2005-12-17, 07:44 PM
Nap In A Pill
Like nodoze but without the cracked out crank feind feeling.
that is also a wonderful idea.
Cliff
2005-12-17, 08:12 PM
a "Jump to Conclusions Mat". You see, you have this mat, with different CONCLUSIONS written on it that you could JUMP TO.
this idea
it's bad
The Drifter
2005-12-17, 08:26 PM
an anti hangover pill
trancedance
2005-12-17, 08:40 PM
an anti hangover pill
http://www.a1nutritionproducts.com/graphics/Products/LivingEssentials/chaser_plus_4.jpg
RevisionC
2005-12-17, 09:36 PM
http://www.a1nutritionproducts.com/graphics/Products/LivingEssentials/chaser_plus_4.jpg
Wonderful. Vitamin Cinchona 12X, Lobelia inf 12X, Nux vom 12X, Quercus gland sp 6X, Ranunc bulb 12X, Zincum met 30X. in pill form.
Like that works.....B12 is so much better
Well if you think about it... what causes hangovers? Too many esters. Does this product have anti-ester agents in it? Who knows. I can't recognize any of the shit inside that pill. Does it work? No idea, but I sure as fuck ain't paying extra to get fucked up AND avoid a hangover. Sometimes it's best just to get pummelled and accept the fact that you won't be leaving the house the next day.
Last Sunday was definitely one of those days.
The Drifter
2005-12-18, 01:37 AM
A hang over is nothing but super dehydration. Granted a pill to prevent a hangover would be nice, but a gatorade, gressy breakfast , a couple of :spliff: is the best cure.
decoy
2005-12-18, 02:35 AM
:spliff: apples.
dinner in a samich.
it's like a whole dinner, in an easily carried and eaten package.