Hey

[TheDude]

Hey, just wanted to introduce myself. I'm new to the area but I've been in the scene for about 8 years. Hope to meet some new heads who like techno

-Dude

[uberclkgtr]

Welcome Dude. There's a bunch of us who love techno. :cheers:

[EmmaK]

love the name :kapluto:

[evey]

I'm not into that whole "brevity" thing.

[Yakko Red]

We believe in nothing, Lebowski. Nothing. And tomorrow we come back and we cut off your chonson

[maynard]

ja, ve stomp on it und sqvish it

[DeAtHmOnGeR bEaR]

Vagina

[evey]

Where's the money Lebowski! Bunny says you're good for it!

[Buddafly]

I look at the thread title, and the board name...

and I think of that old nickelodeon show

http://www.timstvshowcase.com/heydude.jpg

[uberclkgtr]

I look at the thread title, and the board name...

and I think of that old nickelodeon show

http://www.timstvshowcase.com/heydude.jpg

:haha:

or possibly a beatles song?

[evey]

God that show was horrible.

[ras_cee]

DUDE!!! Wheres my car???

[Buddafly]

:haha:

or possibly a beatles song?
lol... maybe if his name was jude :afterbuzz:

[Liftedtrance]

Buddafly rules for remembering HEY DUDE! rock on. :raveon:

anyway, welcome el dudarino.

[EmmaK]

Vagina

My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal, which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina.

[evey]

My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal, which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina.

It doesn't bother me, I love vagina.

Oh wait, you were quoting Maude.

:ontome:

[EmmaK]

:chairfall: goober.

[juicyjay]

welcome :wave:

[IcePrincess2250]

welcome :bowasian:

[Emperor Tux]

obviously you are not a golfer.

welcome!

[ms-cho-co-late]

welcome hon :)

<img src=http://www.bath.ac.uk/international-office/images/welcome.gif>

[Kif]

It's down there somewhere, let me take another look

[EmmaK]

http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/lachen/laughing-smiley-017.gif i like how this is a festival of lebowski quotes

[Emperor Tux]

You're out of your element Emma! :yes:

[EmmaK]

You're out of your element Emma! :yes:

O_o

not so much. i don't feel a need to add even more quotes. :shrug:

[Emperor Tux]

oh you know you want to. remember, always give in to peer pressure, just like homer simpson says

[Kif]

"You want a toe? I can get you a toe. Believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't want to know about it, believe me. Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon. With nail polish."

[beth]

:icecream:

[TheDude]

Thanks for the welcome everyone. Guess you figured out my favorite movie. So who wants to be my Maude? :tarvis:

[DeAtHmOnGeR bEaR]

I said 'vagina' first - you're mine :funshine:

[Amalthea]

howdy

[evey]

Thanks for the welcome everyone. Guess you figured out my favorite movie. So who wants to be my Maude? :tarvis:

Just stay away from my fucking lady friend, man!

[evey]

You do know about this, right Dude? We're trying to round up some peeps to go.

http://www.lebowskifest.com/default2.asp

[TheDude]

I said 'vagina' first - you're mine :funshine:

You had me from 'vagina' :wink:

[TheDude]

Lebowski Fest is going to be sweet! I definitely want to try to make it one year. I've never been to CA either, but I don't have the money or the time off to go this year.

[DeAtHmOnGeR bEaR]

Just stay away from my fucking lady friend, man!
*ahem* It's 'special' lady friend :yes:

And I can't wait for Lebowski Fest - that ish is going to be HOT!

[DeAtHmOnGeR bEaR]

You had me from 'vagina' :wink:
Jeffery. Love me.

[evey]

*ahem* It's 'special' lady friend :yes:

*ahem*

I'm not a--ah, fuck it, just stay away from my fucking lady friend, man.

Hey hey, I'm not messing with your special lady--

She's not my special lady, she's my fucking lady friend. I'm just helping her conceive, man!




Thanks. Come on now! Like I don't know it. Sheesh!

[TheDude]

Jeffery. Love me.

:ohmygod: That's my robe.

[TheDude]

*ahem*

I'm not a--ah, fuck it, just stay away from my fucking lady friend, man.

Hey hey, I'm not messing with your special lady--

She's not my special lady, she's my fucking lady friend. I'm just helping her conceive, man!




Thanks. Come on now! Like I don't know it. Sheesh!

Don't worry DeathMonger, you're still special to me! :tarvis:

[maynard]

Lebowski Fest is going to be sweet! I definitely want to try to make it one year. I've never been to CA either, but I don't have the money or the time off to go this year.

Never fear, for Lebowski Fest is not in CA, it's in Louisville, KY. Closer = less money & less time.

And since this has turned into a quote-fest:


"Fucking nazis."
"They were nazis, Dude?"
"Come on Donny, they were threatening castration! Are we gonna split hairs here? Am I wrong?"

[TheDude]

Oh! I didn't realize that there was one out west and in the middle. Remind me to actually read the whole webpage next time before saying anything.

[evey]

Don't worry DeathMonger, you're still special to me! :tarvis:

Oh she's special to me too. I'm just giving her a hard time. :D

[xpierence]

Phone's ringing, Dude.
Thank you, Donny.

How come you don't roll on Saturday Walter?
I'm Shomer Shabbos.
What's that Walter?
Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't drive a car, I don't fuckin' ride in a car, I don't handle money, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit
Don't fucking roll! Shomer shabbos!

[cleophite]

What's up, dudeness. Do you roll on Shabbos?

[cleophite]

God dammit, I need to post faster.

[xpierence]

and my favorite line from that movie which I could not remember exactly so I copied it
The Dude: Walter, ya know, its Smokey, so his foot slipped over the line a little, big deal.
Walter Sobchak: Dude, this is a league game, the winner of this gets to progress into the next round robin. Am I wrong? Am I wrong?
Smokey: Yeah but I wasn't over.
Walter Sobchak: [pulls out a gun] Smokey you are about to enter a world of pain.
Smokey: Yeah but...
Walter Sobchak: [shouting] A world of pain.
Smokey: Dude, could you...
The Dude: Jesus Walter, you bring a fucking gun bowling?
Walter Sobchak: [shouting] Has the whole world gone crazy? Am I the only one who pays attention to the rules any more?
Smokey: Yeah but...
Walter Sobchak: [shouting] You think i'm fucking around? I'm not fucking around!
[points gun in Smokey's face]
Walter Sobchak: Mark it zero! Fucking mark it zero.
The Dude: They're calling the cops, man.
Smokey: All right, its fucking zero. Are you happy now you crazy fuck?
Walter Sobchak: ...Its a league game Smokey...

[TheDude]

Yeeeah, and in the meantime what do I tell Lebowski?

[maynard]

in honor of the Dude, here's a lebowski haiku:

you sure he won't mind?
Uli cares about nothing
he's a nihilist

[DeAtHmOnGeR bEaR]

Don't worry DeathMonger, you're still special to me! :tarvis:
Damn skippy. I really tie the room together :wink:

[KiKiXOXO]

http://battellemedia.com/images/walter_can.jpg
Ooops!

[DeAtHmOnGeR bEaR]

and my favorite line from that movie which I could not remember exactly so I copied it
The Dude: Walter, ya know, its Smokey, so his foot slipped over the line a little, big deal.
Walter Sobchak: Dude, this is a league game, the winner of this gets to progress into the next round robin. Am I wrong? Am I wrong?
Smokey: Yeah but I wasn't over.
Walter Sobchak: [pulls out a gun] Smokey you are about to enter a world of pain.
Smokey: Yeah but...
Walter Sobchak: [shouting] A world of pain.
Smokey: Dude, could you...
The Dude: Jesus Walter, you bring a fucking gun bowling?
Walter Sobchak: [shouting] Has the whole world gone crazy? Am I the only one who pays attention to the rules any more?
Smokey: Yeah but...
Walter Sobchak: [shouting] You think i'm fucking around? I'm not fucking around!
[points gun in Smokey's face]
Walter Sobchak: Mark it zero! Fucking mark it zero.
The Dude: They're calling the cops, man.
Smokey: All right, its fucking zero. Are you happy now you crazy fuck?
Walter Sobchak: ...Its a league game Smokey...
This is not Nam, this is bowling - there are rules!

[Kif]

This is not Nam, this is bowling - there are rules!
:affection:

I just noticed your quote :D

[DeAtHmOnGeR bEaR]

Thought you might like it :D

[decoy]

the dude abides.