01/23/2005: DELIVERY @ SkyLounge: SWUNG: Haaps, Brother Pinch, DJ a.M.p.

[Light Touch]

The 2-Charming Crew presents...

Delivery: SWUNG || 01/23/2005 || No Cover
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Delivery is about quality, not genres. It is a vibe, a style, a way of thinking about music beyond the limitations of beat patterns and tempos. There is no better way to wind down (or wind up) the end of your weekend than delighting in the gourmet sounds of some of the Baltimore/Washington area's finest locals.

:: Haaps ::
(themidnightsons.com: DC)
Breaks

Haaps drops beats on the dancefloor like Lennox Lewis delivers right hooks. One minute, you're standing there, taking in the sights, the sounds -- next thing you know, you're knocked on your ass. The key to handling this overwhelming attack? Excellent footwork.


:: Brother Pinch ::
(2-Charming Crew, Delivery: Baltimore)
Garage, Baltimore Club

Brother Pinch on the decks is like Barry Bonds at the plate -- if he wants to hit home runs, it will happen. A smooth, fluid motion when on decks; timeless dedication and a strong work ethic devoted to improving his skills; some of that "homemade" "special stuff" to enhance the quality of his sets. BP = the league MVP for years to come.


:: DJ a.M.p. ::
(Galaxy: Baltimore)
House

DJ a.M.p.'s sets are like a jungle gym. Ladders, slides, poles. Jump on board, climb to the top, hang off of the side, whoosh up into the air. Hours and hours of endless fun (TM) for your kids -- and for you, too! This week only, we are giving these away for FREE! Supplies are limited -- get there early or you'll miss out on this one-of-a-kind offer!

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:: VENUE ::

SkyLounge is an intimate setting, with two bars, leather couches, plush sofas and a posh decor. Dance upstairs on the translucent dancefloor, or chill downstairs in a comfortable, relaxing lounge. Tapas are served until 10:00pm, so come early for some flavorful eats, then stick around for some flavorful beats.

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:: DIRECTIONS ::

SkyLounge is Located at 1041 Marshall St., Baltimore, MD 21230.

FROM POINTS NORTH:
Take I-83 South into Baltimore. Right onto Lombard St., Left onto Light St., Right onto Cross St. Marshall St. is the alley on the right, halfway down the block.

FROM POINTS SOUTH:
Take I-95 North into Baltimore. Exit I-395 North (downtown). Right onto Conway St., Right onto Light St., Right onto Cross St. Marshall St. is the alley on the right, halfway down the block.

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:: UPCOMING ::

01/30/2005: The Mario Bros. [Daniella Downs vs. DJ Marco] (San Fran/DC), Joe Nice, Dan Gee vs. John Ask
02/06/2005: DJ Lantern, Ed Ridgley, Japan 4
02/13/2005: Pre-Valentine's Party! Ryan Patrick vs. DJ Sham, Light Touch vs. Brother Pinch, Samson Stout
02/20/2005: District Soul Takeover! Bobby Jae, 4-way house tagteam (Avery vs. LBS vs. Johnson Lee vs. Adam Auburn), Diallo
02/27/2005: Delivery 2-YEAR Anniversary! Brother Pinch vs. Light Touch, DJ Adapt, TBD

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:: THE LOWDOWN ::

Delivery Sundays @ SkyLounge
21 & up, 10:00 pm – 2:00 am
NO COVER, NO DRESS CODE
Resident DJs: Brother Pinch, Light Touch
Contact: LightTouch@2CharmingCrew.com
Check out our DJs, upcoming events, and chat on the fan forum at http://www.2charmingcrew.com !

[daniella downs]

this is a hot ass lineup!

i hope everyone goes to it. i've never heard a.m.p, but he's a nice enough kid, and i've heard the other 2, and they are way sick.

and haaps is the person who got me hooked on hyper and general midi's "we've been waiting for you"...so im a big fan of his.

this will be good times i assume

[DjLantern]

I'll be there!

[Dj a.m.p.]

this is a hot ass lineup!

i hope everyone goes to it. i've never heard a.m.p, but he's a nice enough kid, and i've heard the other 2, and they are way sick.

and haaps is the person who got me hooked on hyper and general midi's "we've been waiting for you"...so im a big fan of his.

this will be good times i assume

Werd. Gonna be "big tunes" all freakin' night. Bringin' out some bangin' funk n' swing... gonna be all types of fun, watch out now!

On a side note, Ian, I got some MAD funny shit to tell you!

[sprklqueen]

this will be good times i assume
Perhaps you should grace us w/ your presence & find out :wink:

On a side note, Ian, I got some MAD funny shit to tell you!
Behave yourself!

[daniella downs]

Werd. Gonna be "big tunes" all freakin' night. Bringin' out some bangin' funk n' swing... gonna be all types of fun, watch out now!

On a side note, Ian, I got some MAD funny shit to tell you!


im always down for some MAD funny shit.

and lisa..i doubt i will be able to make it. i have to get up at like 6am on the weekdays, and going to bmore on a sunday night just doesnt allow for that.

HOWEVER.

i know you and your fine ass will be up in there on the 30th.

cuz that night is going to fuckin ROCK!


dun dun duuuuuuun.

[sprklqueen]

im always down for some MAD funny shit.

and lisa..i doubt i will be able to make it. i have to get up at like 6am on the weekdays, and going to bmore on a sunday night just doesnt allow for that.

HOWEVER.

i know you and your fine ass will be up in there on the 30th.

cuz that night is going to fuckin ROCK!


dun dun duuuuuuun.
Baby you know it!! :ANden: and a fine one it is... do I still need to bring chicken?

[daniella downs]

Baby you know it!! :ANden: and a fine one it is... do I still need to bring chicken?


YES.

chicken tenders and western fries from royal farms.

im a sucker for any bitch who brings me chicken.

chicken <3

[sprklqueen]

damn.. fries too??!! :ranton: and did you call me "the B word" AGAIN??!! :crazyeyes:

[daniella downs]

damn.. fries too??!! :ranton: and did you call me "the B word" AGAIN??!! :crazyeyes:


i would be willing to bet while you were getting your freak on, you like being called "the B word" among other things.


am i correct?


and yes, western fries rock it.


...lisa saw me walking around flyin circus with my box of royal farms. no bullshit.

[Light Touch]

i would be willing to bet while you were getting your freak on, you like being called "the B word" among other things.

AHAHAHA!!! :haha: :haha:

Lisa, I never knew!

[sprklqueen]

AHAHAHA!!! :haha: :haha:

Lisa, I never knew!
No one was supposed to dammit!!! Ian, stop telling all my secrets... geez!

[daniella downs]

No one was supposed to dammit!!! Ian, stop telling all my secrets... geez!


im sorry.

i just saw the curves of that ass and apparently guessed correctly.

i'd do lisa. i bet she'd call me bitch in bed.

[sprklqueen]

i'd do lisa. i bet she'd call me bitch in bed.
Geeee, thanks. and wouldn't you just love to know, bitch :neener:

[DjLantern]

:ohshit:

[daniella downs]

Geeee, thanks. and wouldn't you just love to know, bitch :neener:


YES!

I WOULD.

PLEASE?

[sprklqueen]

YES!

I WOULD.

PLEASE?
:ohshit: is right! but being "one of the many" isn't quite my style. however... ya gotta love it when a man begs!

[daniella downs]

:ohshit: is right! but being "one of the many" isn't quite my style. however... ya gotta love it when a man begs!


one of the many?

i'm a virgin.

[sprklqueen]

one of the many?

i'm a virgin.
:spit: and the rest of the board says??

[queenwendelyn]

:spit: and the rest of the board says??

Hey I give you props. You waiting til you're married or something?

[daniella downs]

:spit: and the rest of the board says??

don't listen to them.

really.

im a virgin.

tweet tweet.

[sprklqueen]

don't listen to them.

really.

im a virgin.

tweet tweet.
whatever you say dear. now keep beggin' my little birdie!

Hey I give you props. You waiting til you're married or something?
Wendi you're so funny!! Will you be coming out to this? It's been awhile!

[queenwendelyn]

whatever you say dear. now keep beggin' my little birdie!


Wendi you're so funny!! Will you be coming out to this? It's been awhile!
Yes it has! I am planning on coming out this sunday so I'll see you there!

[daniella downs]

Yes it has! I am planning on coming out this sunday so I'll see you there!


are you hot?

and if so, can you come out next sunday as well?

btw lisa, who was that extremely hot girl you had with you at flyin circus?

if she's someone's girlfriend, i apologize.

but damn.

[sprklqueen]

are you hot?

and if so, can you come out next sunday as well?

btw lisa, who was that extremely hot girl you had with you at flyin circus?

if she's someone's girlfriend, i apologize.

but damn.
dude, I called you my little birdie, but I think I should have said vulture :whip: damn you switch over quick!
btw, Wendi meet Ian, Ian meet Wendi... she would have been dancing w/ me at Flying Circus while Josh, who she came with, was spinning. apology probably not needed but a :hifive: will most likely do!

[daniella downs]

dude, I called you my little birdie, but I think I should have said vulture :whip: damn you switch over quick!
btw, Wendi meet Ian, Ian meet Wendi... she would have been dancing w/ me at Flying Circus while Josh, who she came with, was spinning. apology probably not needed but a :hifive: will most likely do!


lisa, you totally need to bring me hot womens next sunday.

IT IS YOUR DUTY.

thank you.

-management

[sprklqueen]

lisa, you totally need to bring me hot womens next sunday.

IT IS YOUR DUTY.

thank you.

-management
oh, now I see how you are... drop me like a hot potato & expect me to bring you my friends.
ok fine, then YOUR duty is to bring me hot men.
thank you.
-Upper Management

[daniella downs]

oh, now I see how you are... drop me like a hot potato & expect me to bring you my friends.
ok fine, then YOUR duty is to bring me hot men.
thank you.
-Upper Management


ok. i'll bring you hot men. bring me hot womens.

and chicken, i'll die if you dont bring me royal farms chicken tenders and western fries.

if you dont have hot womens on one hand, and chicken/fries on the other...you can expect to be fired.

-the chairman of the board.

woot.

[sprklqueen]

if you dont have hot womens on one hand, and chicken/fries on the other...you can expect to be fired.

-the chairman of the board.

woot.
but however will I hug everyone hello??!!

besides, with my newest title... you're :owned: so I'm not too worried about that sugar!

-President of the Corporation

(woot yourself :lovemachine:)

[daniella downs]

but however will I hug everyone hello??!!

besides, with my newest title... you're :owned: so I'm not too worried about that sugar!

-President of the Corporation

(woot yourself :lovemachine:)


chairman of the board is higher than president of the corporation.

own deez.

i win!

yaaaaaaaaaaay!

jejeje

[sprklqueen]

chairman of the board is higher than president of the corporation.

own deez.

i win!

yaaaaaaaaaaay!

jejeje

not in MY company bigboy :signhere:

[daniella downs]

not in MY company bigboy :signhere:

well your company sucks.

the end.

i win!

yaaaay

[sprklqueen]

well your company sucks.

the end.

i win!

yaaaay

well, maybe if it sw***ed you would.

:cleo: shall we call it a tie?

[daniella downs]

well, maybe if it sw***ed you would.

:cleo: shall we call it a tie?


NEVER.

I WIN!

BOW BEFORE THE GREATNESS!

[sprklqueen]

NEVER.

I WIN!

BOW BEFORE THE GREATNESS!

damn you're a stubborn sh*t :ranton:

bow to this though honey :booty: 'cuz as we all know... that's what rules!

[Dj a.m.p.]

Oh my lord... What about hot women made out of chicken...

HA!

CHICKENHEADS!!! WooooOOOoOoo!
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[Haaps]

The word of the week is BOOYAKASHAW!!!

[queenwendelyn]

Okay so the list for sunday:
1) Women 2) Men and 3) Chicken and Fries (but I dont know if that will taste good with the Key Lime Martinis Jessica introduced me to).

Ohh and hi Ian, I think we've met before but hello again. I dont know if you can beat Lisa in a title match for she is Lisa, the sparklqueen.

[vinylbitch]

haaps is the hot-hot-hotness...

[Light Touch]

Haaps makes the Cholula taste like tomato paste.

Nah, Cholula rules all. But Haaps is fiyah, for real.

[sprklqueen]

I dont know if you can beat Lisa in a title match for she is Lisa, the sparklqueen.
ha :bookonraves: she got ya... I win... BOOYAKASHAW!!!

so NOW I'm back on topic... Totally psyched for this night gang! and yes Ian :evey: next week too of course!

pssst Wendi... the chicken, fries, & women, they're for next week.. but hot men? every week please.

Andrew... chickenheads??? no more :chug: for you

[sprklqueen]

And where's Joe Nice been through all these crazy quips? Guys, I've got one thing to say to you two... Baby Food... yummy!! Looking forward to the "solid food" version

[Dj a.m.p.]

And where's Joe Nice been through all these crazy quips? Guys, I've got one thing to say to you two... Baby Food... yummy!! Looking forward to the "solid food" version

I believe they're calling it peas and carrotts... and secondly, you cant stop an irishman from drinking... well, if I'm cut off, than so are YOU! Wonder who would last longer...

BOOYAKASHAW!

:owned:

[sprklqueen]

I believe they're calling it peas and carrotts... and secondly, you cant stop an irishman from drinking... well, if I'm cut off, than so are YOU! Wonder who would last longer...
BOOYAKASHAW!
:owned:
Baby food comes 1st (now pay attention son) ... Peas & Carrots would be "solid food".... get it??!!
**damn irishman**... top a the mornin' to ya... the contest is now on. Sunday night.. who'll drink 1st? Think you can "swing" it?

PS... last week I had a cup of water to drink all night. This Sunday, I shall do the same & totally enjoy the music of you, Brother Pinch, & Haaps!
Now we'll see who's :owned: honey!

[joenice]

And where's Joe Nice been through all these crazy quips? Guys, I've got one thing to say to you two... Baby Food... yummy!! Looking forward to the "solid food" version
Where have I been....? Just reading and laughing.

Baby Food....that was the test run. Peas & Carrots is coming. Soon.

I believe they're calling it peas and carrotts... and secondly, you cant stop an irishman from drinking... well, if I'm cut off, than so are YOU! Wonder who would last longer...

That is correct... Peas & carrots all the way.

Also, look for me and DD on a radio station near you....(more details later).

[sprklqueen]

Where have I been....? Just reading and laughing.
I know, right!!

Baby Food....that was the test run. Peas & Carrots is coming. Soon.
Yes dear, I KNEW that.

[Dj a.m.p.]

Rah! Your going down lisa... see I luckily have other outlets, you'll just go crazy... erm... well, crazier... or god, maybe normal?! Nah...

[sprklqueen]

Rah! Your going down lisa... see I luckily have other outlets, you'll just go crazy... erm... well, crazier... or god, maybe normal?! Nah...
normal?? me?? riiigghhttt!!! :catalyst:

[Dj a.m.p.]

normal?? me?? riiigghhttt!!! :catalyst:

Stranger things have happened...

Dial "M" for monkey... HA!

[Light Touch]

This week will be a vegetable delight...potatoes, peas, carrots...is beer a vegetable?

Key lime martinis...oops, that's a fruit.

Many flavors for your palate. :thumbsup:

[Haaps]

beer is a vegetable made of Haaps.... or is it hops?

[Dj a.m.p.]

beer is a vegetable made of Haaps.... or is it hops?

Either way, I'm bangin those down as well as da beatz!

[sprklqueen]

Either way, I'm bangin those down as well as da beatz!
Yo! does this mean I win already??!!

[Dj a.m.p.]

Considering we both were drinking wed. at Exit, no. You dont win... ever... against me...
Now I will take one billion dollars and half of seattle. Thank you.

[sprklqueen]

Considering we both were drinking wed. at Exit, no. You dont win... ever... against me...
Now I will take one billion dollars and half of seattle. Thank you.
Ummm, the bet went on Thursday morning so Wed doesn't count (you had way more than my 1/2 a drink anyway) & we made it for Sunday, so there :neener:

[Dj a.m.p.]

Ummm, the bet went on Thursday morning so Wed doesn't count (you had way more than my 1/2 a drink anyway) & we made it for Sunday, so there :neener:

Werd... well... yea... werd.

[joenice]

Bump.

[Haaps]

tonite is the night

[joenice]

Absolutely cold night. Good times. Big sets by all the djs.
Cara..looking sexy.
Jessica..looking sexy.
Lisa..looking sexy.
Sara..looking and smelling sexy.

It's all good in the hood with the wood. Maximum boost to Neil P., Josh, Wendy, George, Giovanna (love you honey), Gabe, A.M.P. (wooooo!!!!!), Devin and the other "usual suspects".

CHEESE. mozzarella. CHEDDAR.

Next week is the big one.

[Dj a.m.p.]

Good times tonight... watch out for the "legends" though... comin in on AMISTAD slave ships showin' us young bucks whats up....... RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT... See you all next week.

[Dj a.m.p.]

Ummm, the bet went on Thursday morning so Wed doesn't count (you had way more than my 1/2 a drink anyway) & we made it for Sunday, so there :neener:

Ok, I lost. Goddam free bar tab... ahh well... who really lost? Free tab... or sober? hmmm

[joenice]

Good times tonight... watch out for the "legends" though... comin in on AMISTAD slave ships showin' us young bucks whats up....... RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT... See you all next week.

I'M OLD SCHOOL !!!!!!

[Haaps]

Big fun last night! Big ups to DELIVERY!!!

[Light Touch]

Big up yourself, Scott. Solid, solid work last night.

Big up Andrew, Gabe, and Colby as well. Big originals from my partner in crime.

Fort Amistad. Too funny.

[bboyneko]

i had fun, good music fun times. got berry drunk, visited funk box for a bit.

[queenwendelyn]

Had a great time guys, well except that AMISTAD guy started pissing me off after awhile. I think he was compensating for something after awhile, trust me it got weird.

Ohh had my friend George meet me up there, he loves the atmosphere, we ended up staying longer then planned. You get there and you just dont want to leave. Lisa, did you come?????? I didnt see you.

[sprklqueen]

You get there and you just dont want to leave. Lisa, did you come?????? I didnt see you.
Then why did you?? :confused: heehee, I know, I know work/classes beckon. I did get there, but extremely late (mother/daughter issues early in the evening.. aarrggghhh someone please take my teenager until she's ready to be a "person"! j/k, but there are times...) so I missed alot! Haaps, good to meet you & hear a little bit.. next time, I'm there earlier! Andrew, taking your defeat well as I knew you would! Joe, thank you, you sexy devil yourself! And Dan, I'm serious.. when you're ready, I'm your campaign manager!

[joenice]

Had a great time guys, well except that AMISTAD guy started pissing me off after awhile.
Me too....i hate being interrupted. that guy was real annoying.

Ohh had my friend George meet me up there, he loves the atmosphere, we ended up staying longer then planned.
good times. that's the Delivery formula.....

Joe, thank you, you sexy devil yourself!
you know it Lisa.

[Dj a.m.p.]

Woooooooooo

[joenice]

Fort Amistad. Too funny.
I had to rip that guy. I'm sure he wont forget the name of the park.

10 seconds into the conversation, I was ready to slash the tires on his car. He said he lived in Atlanta for 8 years....he should have stayed there.

Once again...for the uninitiated:

"Amistad is movie about slaves. Armistead is the name of a park."