What kind of DNB DJ are you?

[Agent Sunshine]

I got these off of another board, they are pretty funny ('cause they're true). I'm definitely the edits dj...

- you're the techy filler dj. your favorite label is dsci4, 1210 recordings, and C4C recordings. this worse than a clownstep dj because a filler dj is very basic and has no character. you think if you play something techy people will think you're futuristic. you constantly trainwreck because you have only been a dj for several months and those ticks and beeps fuck you up.

- you're the clownstep dj. you hate music with a soul. your favorite lables include G2, gain, CIA, ram, Valve recordings, and joker. clownstep is your favorite because you grew up liking teeny bop bands, bubble gum pop, and contempary art. you think clownstep is "dancefloor" friendly but the truth is everyone on the floor is so fucked up they wouldn't know if the healiner was on.

- you're the edit/breaks dj. no ones ever heard of your favorite lables because they're so new and cutting edge! you think you're highly intelligent because you play tunes with crazy drumwork. your audience also thinks that you're intelligent and they're super coordinated because they can dance out of rhythm and pass it off as "polyrhythmic."

- you're the dubplate dj. a label? what's that? you hardly ever carry records but always have your CD book full of unreleased material. you don't care wether it's quality music or not because you know having dubs makes you elite. besides your friends would be uber pissed and highly insulted if you didn't rinse them. you also shit in your pants when your new white label bootleg comes in the mail.

- you're a liquid funk dj - you buy the latest soulful/jazzy dnb records and think that drum'n'bass is the most hip new music on the block. the only jungle you've ever witnessed is when you partied to house music in the brazilian riviera. your parents own every kenny g record there is. you think that you have every single girl in your pants while playing your set and go home disappointed when they have their last drink, say "thank you" for a good time and wave goodbye

- you're an atmospheric dj - you're a super nice guy. you scored a 0 on an asshole test with a minimum score of 20. you go to arizona for vacation twice a year. your parents attended the woodstock twice. In 1969 and 1994. In 1994 they took you with them. swooshes and sweeps make you orgasm quicker than jessica alba. you consider anything with a bassline heavy metal. you blush when people say you're good looking.

[Morgoth]

techy filler i suppose lol

[godfather sage]

what kind of dnb dj am i?


the GOOD kind. :daking:

[Detrimental]

techy filler, i have no personality i suppose. who am i?

[BrianArsenault]

i'm sorry but that techy filler description was hilarious. :yes:

[darkenetiks]

I'm A Techy Filler All The Way. Wooo!

[kirk]

drum and bass.....self defeating future music


oh and i'm the unkind.

[Actual Fact]

im an asshole so i guess i am a techstep dj.

[Moebius]

<--- rocks out with his cock out.


I hope this is an exceptable answer.

[Bassmachine]

glad I'm not an edits/breaks dj.....BORING

[Winterman]

C L O W N S T E P

Its got the word "OWNS" In it!


heh. j/k

[Agent Sunshine]

glad I'm not an edits/breaks dj.....BORING

I'd say all of these descriptions make the music sound pretty dull. Hehe. But seriously, spinning all of one subgenre, no matter what it is, is boring.

[***Junglist***]

I would Say I am NONE OF THE ABOVE....
I play what I want and usually vibe off of the crowd...I WILL drop an anthem If the crowd isn't feelin the tune I am playing, just to hype them up.....Then drop a Classic, Neurofunk, Evil, Clownstep...WHATEVER...It's all music andf made to shake yo ASS TO! WHO CARES what Kinda Dj you are.....

I made my OWN dj....
THe Classic Dj, your the guy who either drops or teases "The Nine" at least once a set *ehm MIKE*, and still has the promo copies of, "Shrapnel" or "The Beckoning". You LOVE old Hardware tunes, Virus, Ram, V recs, Full Cycle, GLR, Dread and Prototype. Your favorite tunes to drop in a set are, "Alien Girl", "Terminal 1", "Turbulence", "Fluid", any DOM & ROLAND track and some how you end with either "White Lightening" or "Killa Bee's". You also refuse to play anything newer than 2001. LOL!

[Deinfamous]

What about the djs that play everything? LIke the:

Play the fuck you want dj. You don't care what anyone else wants to hear. All you want to do is play the tunes you want to hear on a loud sound system. I'm not really describing myself. All I do is play records and sometimes CDs. That techy-filler dj description is funny! And Quincy don't front you know you're a clownstep dj.

[Actual Fact]

And Quincy don't front you know you're a clownstep dj.

d,keep that on the low mang.

[Winterman]

Ok here is a characterization of a style they missed.... [it has no relation to me. well, ok... some]


The Mashup DJ....
Turns down tune requests because he never has the tune you're asking for, even if you see it right there in his bag. Shows up late to gigs by no fault of his own, but always has a good reason. Has only Dillinja, Digital, and big beat tunes that many would call "Clownstep" tunes in his bag. Don't leave the mic unattended because when he is not playing, he may get on it and "try" to MC to disasterous results, only because he was drunk! honest! Has no girlfriend due to being a dumbass and too much time spent in studio.... Moonlights as a Reggae, Hip-Hop, Trance or ________ Dj, because we all know D&B gigs are rare and negative in income :(. Known for residency at a depressing pop/house "drunkbar"music club and wasted over 2 years of valuable life. Will play for beer, but only if the bottles are wrapped in 5$ bills... Dosen't download music online and you can't prove it, no you can't. Works in the Information Technology field. :doh:

j/k...But Dark isn't it?..heh

[Morgoth]

<< in reality is a DJ that plays what the fuck he wants DJ. techy filler, edits, even a few fairground melodies. :)

[insulin]

The Wannabe

The Dj you never hear. They supposedly know everyone in the scene yet have no mix tapes/cd's to their name. They are always playing some party somewhere that you've never heard of before. They produce and are signed to such and such big label yet don't have the signed track on them. Nor really seem to understand what you are talking about when u say Logic, Cubase, Fruity etc. For some odd reason they think being a Drum n Bass Dj is a ticket to Girls and being "COOL" Will often deny everything when called out on anything.

[DelawareKids]

I spin what ever feels good @ the time

[vinylbitch]

no labels for me...i just spin what gets ma jugular!!! :bbjohnson: :lovemachine:

[jleib]

I spin what I like, that is! I like serious kinda stuff. Not the kiddy type of be bop be bop toot toot dnb. I like BSE stuff, photek, some teebee, klute, etc. I also like atmospheric stuff. GLO, 720, intersperce, covert, etc. I mix them all together, cause I can and cause I want to. The descriptions starting this thread are just to funny however somewhat true.

If the production of the tune isn't done properly, I dont play it. End of story!

[djinfuze]

I play everything!!!!!