DJ Imri

[Wickity]

Book him please.

[Euphoria227]

I second. :thumbsup:

[retail]

i turd :poop:

[krazylittleangel]

one day i will meet the great imri :raveon:

[uberclkgtr]

book him for sure! he tore it up opening for crystal method a few months ago. :raveon:

[Sarawithanh]

mmmmmmmmm imri

:raveon:

[xgirl]

ed and i were listening to 2 of his mixes down in miami. love love love love love them. (presentation was really cool as well.) want to hear this bitch at buzz. NOW!

[Sarawithanh]

mmmmmmmmmmm MIAMI MIAMI MIAMI

[krazylittleangel]

i heard him once at trust and he was great :lessthanthree: and i heard some of his stuff on the internet and again he was great :lessthanthree:

[uberclkgtr]

Yes, book Imri.

[spiggums]

his Bootleg Breaks CD is fucking killer!

[rockyblue]

Originally posted by uberclkgtr
Yes, book Imri.

:yes: please. :)

[krazylittleangel]

well he is never gonna get booked with this tiny number of posts.
:crying:

[ICEY01]

BOOK HIM

[krazylittleangel]

there ya go :thumbsup:

[Wickity]

We like Imri, make him come unto us.

[punkasschikadee]

i agree, that guy is awesome! I listen to the stuff he posted a lot....

and for anyone who hasnt heard it, its amazing :

http://www.buzzlife.com/mssg_brd/showthread.php?s=&threadid=25819&perpage=15&pagenumber=1

[imri]

Thanks you guys! I love you too ;)

I'm spinning at Sonar in B'more this Saturday night (June 12), headlining in the main room. I know a lot of you DC peeps are alergic to Baltimore, but I like it. Sonar is a great club, one of my favorites. And its not that far, really. Shorter trip for you than it is for me! Not sure when I'll be in DC next, but its been a while, so maybe I'll get booked pretty soon. I don't have an agent, so without someone reppin' me promoters tend to forget. Threads like this help though! Thanks for all the love, I'm feelin it.

Here's some crazy photos from a recent gig I played in Philly (not the kind of party I normally play, thats why its funny):
http://www.momentaryblindness.com/gallery/Tribecca_Friday_6-4-04
http://www.reflective.net/photos/04-06-04_ShockTherapy_imri/
http://www.jonnyballs.com/img/ShockTherapy/



http://www.momentaryblindness.com/gallery/albums/Tribecca_Friday_6-4-04/IMGP6538.jpg

Evidence of my secret drug addiction: snorting colored lights.





http://www.momentaryblindness.com/gallery/albums/Tribecca_Friday_6-4-04/IMGP6528.jpg

This guy looks like he'd never seen an albino midget in a leather harness getting whipped by a transvestite dominatrix before.

[krazylittleangel]

holy crap!!

good fucking times right there buddy :haha:
:hyper:the first pic is the new background on my comp :D :bravo:

[imri]

haha

I forgot to mention.... NOT WORK SAFE!

(especially that 3rd link). All that crazy shit was going on while I was spininng! Its hard to concentrate on mixing when this is happening right in front of you...


http://www.jonnyballs.com/img/ShockTherapy/ShockJune6th_21.jpg

[mattb]

Imri's rocking out at Uprising tonight, so if ya can't get to Sonar this weekend, come out tonight to catch the breaks phenom from Philly!

oh and...dude in the lower right hand corner of that pic.. he looks like Jay-Z!!

[imri]

Oooh how did I forget to mention that? Looking forward to tonight!

:)

[krazylittleangel]

ok that pic looks like its straight from hell. :nixo:
wtf
just a tad bit skanky but if thats what you like then :raveon: skank on!!

[mouse]

There shouldnt be any skankalicious people at Uprising tonight.

But there will be pictures!

[imri]

Skanky is not the word... did you see the rest of the pics?!?! This wasn't no PLUR party. Not really my thing.... I like nice girls. HOT of course, but nice. Not the kinds that spread their legs for an entire room.

It was just funny trying to concentrate on mixing with all the sexual theatrics going on, thats all.

[krazylittleangel]

omg i cant even imagine going out during the week. only if im supporting friends that are spinning. but they gotta be good friends cuz its a pain in the ass finding a sitter for my boyfriend, i mean kids..

[punkasschikadee]

I thought the mohawk one was hot until I saw her with her legs wide open

:afterbuzz:

imri :yourock: come to us!!

[mouse]

The pics were definitely amusing. Provocative, yes.

[imri]

Provactive seems to be the theme this year. I've gotten flashed just about every set I've played recently!

Not that I mind... ;) Just no guys, please.

[mouse]

Haha.

So is that a good thing(tm) or a bad thing(tm)?

[krazylittleangel]

its a skank thing(ho) *winkgasm*
:D

[mouse]

I guess so. It cannot be classified. it just *is*

[krazylittleangel]

hey you tried to pull my dress up at buzz the last time i was there :shady:

[mouse]

Well, when was the last time you were there? Wow. I vaguely remember that.

That's not skanky, though. That's being friendly. :wink:

[imri]

That's not skanky, though. That's being friendly. :wink:
That's what I always say!

;)

[krazylittleangel]

well none of my other friends greet me that way :ponder:
i was there for IM. wont be back till my beloved appears on the 25th :affection:

[mouse]

That's what I always say!

;)


Then be prepared for lots of friendly tonight. :woot:

[imri]

Great, I'll wear my skirt! :buttsex:

[krazylittleangel]

freaks

[Moebius]

Wow, that is over friendly.

Reminds me of a saying from high school. That girl is not a slut, She is popular.

[Wickity]

:chilly:


I may be in over my head here.

[krazylittleangel]

it reminds me of someone violating my naughty spots :touchmymonkey: and i just might tell God on you.

REPENT NOW OR YOU'LL BE DAMNED!!



:beaker: sorry

[mouse]

I didnt do that, did I?

[mouse]

Great, I'll wear my skirt! :buttsex:

But I thought *I* was wearing the skirt tonight? I even got the :velvet: stain out of it...

And my "Fuck me boots" *ahem*

[Moebius]

:raveon:

:plur: :plurstick: :rollin:

[mouse]

freaks

Am not.

Well, only |---------------------------| much :lick:

[mouse]

I gotta get rollin' to avoid the traffic. Which is near impossible by now.

Anyone wants to call me a freak: 301-653-3922

hit me up!

[Wickity]

:lameflirt:

[maynard]

Book him please.

he rocked it every time he was at trust, but i dont think i've seen him since.

:raveon:

[krazylittleangel]

what kind of flirting is that exactly :ponder:

did you just give out your real number and address yourself as "freak"? :scared:
thats kinda bathroom stall wallish dont ya think? becareful out there in the world, its full of mean perverts. where a helmut and use protection. also, drive fast and take lots of chances. :thumbsup:

[krazylittleangel]

he rocked it every time he was at trust, but i dont think i've seen him since.

:raveon:
i saw him at Trust once. infact, i went to Trust just to see him. i was very impressed.

[imri]

freaks
No.... these are freaks:

http://www.jonnyballs.com/img/ShockTherapy/ShockJune6th_23.jpg


I just watch (while I try to spin).

[Moebius]

Who the what


I see a phone number on the web. HAHAHAHAHAHA.


Ok, who is going to post it in a personal add, Come on guys, I know one of you will.

[krazylittleangel]

whatever floats your boat :shrug:

[imri]

i saw him at Trust once. infact, i went to Trust just to see him. i was very impressed.
Thats awesome! Thanks... :)

[krazylittleangel]

Who the what


I see a phone number on the web. HAHAHAHAHAHA.


Ok, who is going to post it in a personal add, Come on guys, I know one of you will.
Anyone wants to call me a freak: 301-653-3922

hit me up!............................

was this the phone number?

[Moebius]

YOu just don't put that kind of personal info on the web.



That number again is

301-653-3922


For a good time call

301-653-3922
Tall gay trans Seeks Large Muscular man for hot fun and water sports.


I think that was the add from hackers

[krazylittleangel]

Thats awesome! Thanks... :)
np :affection:
i went cuz my bestfriend mark was telling me about you and the next few days you were spinning at Trust and i thought it was ironic :wink: mr. mark lewis. you know him. you may know him as Magilla. thats what i call him. he hates it :wink:

[imri]

Yeah be careful giving out your number!

Search engines can now give your address and directions to your house based on your phone number.

[krazylittleangel]

you can get an address just using someones phone number period. all you need is the right map.

ummmm, you both know thats not my number right? i would never do that. i would cut out the middle man and just give directions. no need to fuck around with the mind games.

[pLhEmp]

two in time of peace, and two in time of war, shannon, im gonna start one soon damit!! ggrrrr- im losing my center- needing meditation.. medication.. wevr

[Moebius]

I thought it was ShogunMouses Number. He posted his number on the interweb right?

[krazylittleangel]

two in time of peace, and two in time of war, shannon, im gonna start one soon damit!! ggrrrr- im losing my center- needing meditation.. medication.. wevr
:affection:
*swoon*
ooooooh yeahhhhhhhhhh
giggity giggity giggity
hand me a towel

:ponder: melobbie? you seem to know all the songs i do :idea: lets have two in celebration of this the next time we conjure :meditate:

[krazylittleangel]

I thought it was ShogunMouses Number. He posted his number on the interweb right?
shogunmouses is a fem :wink:
i think she said her friends call her, Mouse. :shrug: right?

[pLhEmp]

:affection:
*swoon*
ooooooh yeahhhhhhhhhh
giggity giggity giggity
hand me a towel

:ponder: melobbie? you seem to know all the songs i do :idea: lets have two in celebration of this the next time we conjure :meditate:

thats cuz im special... :FUBAR:
i just want one- half a one- a tenth of one.. ANYTHING.. aa, im combing my carpet.. must be something fun here.. somewhere from all of us sitting around all weekends. :curse:

woohoo- delirous from lack of sleep, gonna try and get some before you guys come over.

[krazylittleangel]

*gasp* i dont even know what you are talking about :shady:
imri rocks :raveon:

[mouse]

me? nah. of course not.

that's a fake number.

[mouse]

I thought it was ShogunMouses Number. He posted his number on the interweb right?


does my avatar look like a male? wow...

im quite female.

*touches her boobies*

[mouse]

yah. mouse works.

[krazylittleangel]

your avatar reminds me of Pat.

[mouse]

oh, good. glad to know that. :(

[krazylittleangel]

no i didnt mean anything mean by that. i ment that you cant tell what sex the avatar is. not one thing on there is just male or female. thats all i ment. do not get upset over an avatar thats not a real person :sok: sorry if i offended you

[punkasschikadee]

you can get an address just using someones phone number period. all you need is the right map.

ummmm, you both know thats not my number right? i would never do that. i would cut out the middle man and just give directions. no need to fuck around with the mind games.

hahaha
shannon i love you

[mouse]

no i didnt mean anything mean by that. i ment that you cant tell what sex the avatar is. not one thing on there is just male or female. thats all i ment. do not get upset over an avatar thats not a real person :sok: sorry if i offended you


im not easily offended. more of an fyi/need to know thing. if it is gender non-specific then i should probably change it and maybe put a bow in it or something. heh. 'cept bows just arent my style.

but apparently i am easily hungover. :raveon:

[imri]

What was the point of this threead again?

I've lost the plot...

[mouse]

you.

[imri]

you.
If you say so! :hmm:

[Moebius]

avatar kinda looks like a guy I knew in school. Dirty Hair band rocker.


hehe;

[mouse]

hrmph. i see. well, ya know... im a chick. :) now you know and knowing is half the battle. :woot:

[Moebius]

G I JOE!!!!


It actually explains so much about what I thought about you.
For some reason I just thought you were a very emotional dude. Coddle? yes that needed some coddling.

Now that I know you are a girl, it makes so much more sense in my mind. Sorry for the misconception.

Doesn't really matter in the end.

[mouse]

haha. "emotional" wow. it's been a while since ive been called _that_.

i guess im more than meets the eye... ooops, wrong 80s cartoon. :P

[imri]

Everyone should post naked pics of themselves so we can clear up this confusion.

[Moebius]

Ok, but um.

[mouse]

hahaha. i laugh in the face of... naked pictures

[krazylittleangel]

imri, was the point of this thread "nekkid skank pics" ?
:neener:

mouse.....im not a meanie so im sorry if it ever come across that way. im very blunt sometimes without meaning to offend anyone. speaking of blunts i would love.......ooops. shhhhhhhhhhhh :D

moebius.......*clears throat* your mail box was full yesterday. :ponder: have you cleaned it? i tried to send a message yesterday. i was commenting on your sig again to someone and then you left me a message reminding me of giving you props awhile back. i just thought that was kinda cool :D :hifive:

and i would just like to mention my new kittens name has been changed to Doobie. and he is all sorts of wonderful and fuzzy and orange. he is sleeping in my lap now and keeps looking up for lubbin..... i :affection: him he makes me melt
that is all :wave:

[Moebius]

Ihave cleaned it.

You can resend.

[mouse]

Nah, I know you're not mean. :) Not offended at all.

[Moebius]

I think the point of this thread was to get you naked...

[krazylittleangel]

i see your hiney....all white and shiney.....you better hide it......before i bite it :eddie:

[krazylittleangel]

why would your hiney be shiney unless your were KYing that mofo? :shrug:
i never understood that part?

i think this thread should now be about hiney. imiri already hi jacked his own thread with naked pics. hiney is along the lines of naked pics, some how im sure. so why not have an imri hiney thread :shrug:

[Moebius]

I honestly think that any thread can become about nekkid, or bathroom humor. Just a thought.

:hijack:

[krazylittleangel]

yeah i think so too. i was joking about a hiney thread. im sick of the ass threads. lame. besides, sometimes my kids will see an ass on here by accident and they think its me. thats bad :shady: they are 3 and 4. its hard telling them its not momma's ass on the computer.

[imri]

why would your hiney be shiney unless your were KYing that mofo? :shrug:
i never understood that part?

i think this thread should now be about hiney. imiri already hi jacked his own thread with naked pics. hiney is along the lines of naked pics, some how im sure. so why not have an imri hiney thread :shrug:
Hey those pics were relevant.... they were shots of the crowd I was playing to!

You guys are doing the threadjacking! :fu:

But if I had a pic of my hiney I would probably post it for ya.

[krazylittleangel]

lol@ philthydelphia
one day i will venture there.
now i will no longer reply in here. cuz you are right, its been hi jacked and its only a matter of time before someone comes in here and points it out in a rude way and whatnot so :wave:

only post your hiney for pple worth seeing your hiney :wink:

[tpham]

book him!!!

[Djarum]

As if his head wasn't big enough already.








Seriously though Imri has got mad skills.

[Zara]

He gave his underwear to a girl in need a few weeks ago.


He's a real swell guy.


LOL

[Djarum]

He gave his underwear to a girl in need a few weeks ago.


He's a real swell guy.


LOL

I guess giving someone the shirt off of your back just isn't enough any more.

[imri]

haha.... oh boy. Here's the story, just to clear this up:

This one night I was in Old City (in Philly) with my freind Keith. I went into Marmont to use the bathroom, which is downstairs. On the way down these two girls stopped me, and one of them asked me if she could have my underwear. Her friend was sizing me up. I laughed and asked why. Turns out she was having a girls-night-out bachelorette party game kind of thing. She had a checklist of things to do, which was printed on a sheet hanging from her neck. Among the various to-do's on the checklist was "Get a stranger to give you their underwear". She said it was one of the hardest things on the list, and they'd been striking out. Her friend asked me to give them 3 good reasons why I needed my underwear. I was stumped. Then she offered to buy me a drink and give me a kiss. How could I resist? I went to the bathroom and came out with underwear in hand. Of course to add to my embarassment I had to go give them to her at the upstairs bar. Luckily I was halfway drunk. So I handed them to her, her friends all cheered, she displyed them proudly and even sniffed them! She was thrilled. So I got my drink, and a kiss on the cheek, and got the hell out of there.

I'll never forget Keith's face when I joined him outside and said "I just gave some chick my underwear."

[Djarum]

That's one for the grandchildren. :-)

[imri]

I'm sure in the future everyone will be exchanging underwear freely, and Grampa's story won't be a big deal.

Its not even big deal now!

anyway.....

how 'bout them breakbeats?!

[xgirl]

exchanging underwear? EXCELLENT!
stealing underwear? NOT EXCELLENT!

[badkitty3804]

Man, I hate when people steal your undies. Some of them are expensive!

[Albert's Mom]

Another vote for IMRI at cubik!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

how can anyone resist an underwear-giver?

[krazylittleangel]

underwear giver :ponder:
:idea: is that like indian giver? that would be gross. im gonna say, i CAN pass on that.





:D

[imri]

I'll only give away my underwear when someone asks.

And even then, you have to have a really good reason.

And be hot.

[krazylittleangel]

:haha: most guys would just say, "hot" but you require a good reason as well :bravo: standards :thumbsup:

there is so much talk about undies in here that im starting to associate imri with undies :D

:wave: i cant wait to see you at buzz :smooch:

:ponder:hmmmmmmm :idea: ive had too much coffee this morning. yeah thats what it is :D
<-------fucking smilie addict

[imri]

Ok, I'll be playing on July 9th, on the night with Deep Dish!

I'll be opening the front room until midnight, during the open bar. Hope to see you guys there!

...and thanks for the support!

:)