muff diving

[Bounce]

haha i just wanna see how many people view this post just from the description...you horny bastards:haha:

[ravetildawn]

dammit!

[retail]

:ontome:

[orangeglow]

I came only to make fun/see what witty remark pete had on the subject.

[orangeglow]

pussy diving:

http://www.hups.org/ming.jpg

[blewmymindblank]

http://gpshost.com/kent/st-barths/kdc-kentdive.jpeg

[The Logic Theorist]

I thought this was about that part in National Lampoon's Van Wilder when the Indian guy says, "I would like to learn the sacred american art of muff diving."

[SCHLiTZ]

:ripped:

[ggfab]

Originally posted by Bounce
haha i just wanna see how many people view this post just from the description...you horny bastards:haha:

:lick:

[SCHLiTZ]

:lovemachine:

[ggfab]

I felt PRETTY ripped off TOO :shadyfu:

[retail]

Originally posted by orangeglow
I came only to make fun/see what witty remark pete had on the subject.

:blush:

[ggfab]

Originally posted by retail


:blush:

P3 = muffdiver1OMGweak/sauce!1!11!!ROFLMAO911!!

[Synthetikid]

i'll do it any time any where... let's rock.

[beth]

Originally posted by Bounce
haha i just wanna see how many people view this post just from the description...you horny bastards:haha:

:lame:

get yer discount by making threads/posts that are actually substantial.












:lovemachine:

[velvetgoldmire]

Originally posted by logictheorist
I thought this was about that part in National Lampoon's Van Wilder when the Indian guy says, "I would like to learn the sacred american art of muff diving."
:haha: :werd: Phil... that's probably my favorite piece of dialogue from that flick...

"I came here to study the great American art of muff diving, to to.. to smack clam, munch rug, dine at just one American pink taco stand you know, and I want to do how is it, park the porpoise, you know, I want to take it to the car wash and get it waxed. You know, I want to wax it and air dry, you know, air dry that shit. I would like to be your assistant very much Van Wilder."

[ggfab]

Originally posted by Synthetikid
i'll do it any time any where... let's rock.

You were the one I said had the nose for it, arentcha>?

.lol:D

[Synthetikid]

sorry no. i dont make nose comments- on account that i have a big nose myself

[korbendallas]

I was hoping to learn something form this thread. http://dungpow.com/smilies/porno.gif

[Light Touch]

*slurp*

[KittyBleu]

Hahahaha...erm...hm...yeah...funny.

Anywho, to make it more substantial...substan...dammit..now I'm having "mispelings"... :D If you don't munch the muffin, you gettin' nuthin'..! :lovemachine: So get those tongues in shape boys...and yes, I am horny..didn't need to bait me to realize that..!

[The Logic Theorist]

Originally posted by velvetgoldmire

:haha: :werd: Phil... that's probably my favorite piece of dialogue from that flick...

"I came here to study the great American art of muff diving, to to.. to smack clam, munch rug, dine at just one American pink taco stand you know, and I want to do how is it, park the porpoise, you know, I want to take it to the car wash and get it waxed. You know, I want to wax it and air dry, you know, air dry that shit. I would like to be your assistant very much Van Wilder."

I couldn't remember the whole text.. but that's the funniest part of that movie by far.

:D

[SiK BuG]

:mmmm:

[LexxLuther]

:topicsucks:

[Metalheadz038]

Keep the snorkel and fins on me. You never know when you got to dive for that pearl.

[leona69]

props to all professional muff divers

[flasherred]

Eat me...Im kosher

[Metalheadz038]

If it's right, why not, lol.

[junkie79]

before the main course , you have to start with the appetizers , it is logic and substancial :D , besides is a good way to be remembered for .:69: :lick: :lovemachine: :evey:

[kinkysex]

nuttn wrong wit it at all.... Perfectly natural, unless....




Unless you come up with crabs!!!!

[aznftsh]

:bookonraves: ohh ya got me

[ZFunnyGirl]

what? muff-diving isn't an extreme olympic sport? frick---but the guy who asked me to sign the contract said it was!....

[punkasschikadee]

frick! haha

[El Magnifico]

Originally posted by korbendallas
I was hoping to learn something form this thread. http://dungpow.com/smilies/porno.gif

Shawn_E can probably give you some tips.

[punkasschikadee]

:ohshit:

[krazylittleangel]

Originally posted by ggfab


You were the one I said had the nose for it, arentcha>?

.lol:D


OMG!:haha: