&%$! THIS, I'm going str8.

[jadedbreakz]

Okay so since, I can't seem to have a healthy working relationships with a guy, I'm giving up on that crap, and putting myself on the market for the women to abuse.


Bring it on ladies..

THE Lucas.

[badkitty3804]

Can we get a pic 'the lucas'?

:tarvis:

[the sex molesters]

i hear that bruva.... trust me though... women are just a different kind of pain in the ass....

[badkitty3804]

not as literally though :D

[housecat]

ummm is this my shot time partner?

Luke?

[jadedbreakz]

Originally posted by housecat
ummm is this my shot time partner?

Luke?

as a matter of fact.... yes.

[brkbt junglegrl]

Originally posted by jadedbreakz
Okay so since, I can't seem to have a healthy working relationships with a guy, I'm giving up on that crap, and putting myself on the market for the women to abuse.


Bring it on ladies..

THE Lucas.

when are u available for a 3-some?? hehe

You know i want you! and thats all that matters! *besos* baby!

-rhonda

[punkasschikadee]

i used to live right down the st from indian head

[junkie79]

maybe your stats are too high and you have to be less picky about men , maybe you just need to meet new people , just an advise .:D

[Tails]

Must be nice to be able to flip back and forth. Most people don't have that luxury.

[Mandaba]

pics pics pics! hafta see the merchandise before purchasing!


:jk: tehe.



:no: :wink:

[beth]

aww i can set you up with an *adorable* gay guy..

[Wickity]

:breakdance:

[beth]

he's cute.. has blue hair .....



heh heh :jk:

[Wickity]

:shady:

[beth]

if looks could kill, we'd all be dead.

[Wickity]

:eddie:

[JOEYd]

Originally posted by jadedbreakz
Okay so since, I can't seem to have a healthy working relationships with a guy, I'm giving up on that crap, and putting myself on the market for the women to abuse.


Bring it on ladies..

THE Lucas.

great, there goes my chances!

dammit Lucas:patricia:

[beth]

:hmm: i'm still trying to figure out if i know this lucas. i know a lucas, but he dates a girl named sunshine.

[JOEYd]

this Lucas is 100% gay, not dating any girls

[Mandaba]

or is he? :hmm:

[Someoneonthenet]

Good Luck Lucas, The women....the women are scandolous. You can still stay gay...just stay away from the gay ones you party with. Thats what I do, I stay away from the women I party with. On the serious note anyway. muahaha

[Mandaba]

not *all* of us are bad, and by not all, i mean me :D

[brkbt junglegrl]

Lucas is mine and im not sharing....so pfffffffffffffft on all yall hatuuuurs!

[Mandaba]

:puppydog: i only want to touch da heineeeeeeeeeey....

[Someoneonthenet]

hahaha, Rhonda likes her balls...BIG

[El Magnifico]

"Some balls are held for charity, and some for fancy dress, but when they're held for pleasure, they're the balls that I like best. My balls are always bouncing to the left and to the right. It's my belief that my big balls should be held everynight."
-AC/DC "Big Balls" Song

[Someoneonthenet]

Originally posted by El Magnifico
"Some balls are held for charity, and some for fancy dress, but when they're held for pleasure, they're the balls that I like best


:ontome:

[mtigressa2001]

Originally posted by brkbt junglegrl


when are u available for a 3-some?? hehe

You know i want you! and thats all that matters! *besos* baby!

-rhonda

:haha: NNNWWWIICEEE lol you crazy woman you :delirious:

Although I must say you are a hottie Mr. Lucas :smooch: fun too :) cya on da dance floor

[housecat]

Originally posted by jadedbreakz


as a matter of fact.... yes.
SWEET! About time you signed up here sucka.

:hitit: Luke is a lean mean dancing machine... and a HOT one at that. Plus, he invented shot time.

:bbjohnson:

[tigermomma]

You know what they say....
an ass is an ass, dont matter whats packing up front.
Besides, they have rubber dealies to fix that problem as well

:ontome:

[DeliriumDneRite]

Originally posted by tigermomma
You know what they say....
an ass is an ass, dont matter whats packing up front.
Besides, they have rubber dealies to fix that problem as well

:ontome:

HAHA....I have a date with a straight girl for that very reason. Never make drunken promises to big girls who will hold you to them. I'm game...so long as I can close my eyes and don't have to touch anything....

On a serious note though...Lukas....don't be straight. That would suck. Who really wants to be straight. There aren't any parades for straight people. Unless you like NRA rallies. And theres no sexual option...you're always the top when you're straight. Unless you have a freaky girlfriend, and htats just not the same. No more discount at the Gap and IKEA. No more toasters for turning straight boys into gay ones...no more toaster ovens for turning straight boys into bi ones (cuz they do both....see toaster oven...its toasts and it ovens...nevermind.) No more making straight guys jealous by groping hot girls in front of them. The list goes on and on...who would wanna give up those perks.

[Electric Head]

Originally posted by Tails
Must be nice to be able to flip back and forth. Most people don't have that luxury.

Doubles your chances for a date on Fri night.

I wish I was gay somtimes. It seems easier than dealing with the psycho girls that I seem to attract. But, alas, there's no attraction there.

Then again, there's a few women I've met recently that seem ok.....

[blewmymindblank]

Originally posted by tigermomma
You know what they say....
an ass is an ass, dont matter whats packing up front.
Besides, they have rubber dealies to fix that problem as well

:ontome:

:whoa:  :slap:

[Electric Head]

Originally posted by El Magnifico
"Some balls are held for charity, and some for fancy dress, but when they're held for pleasure, they're the balls that I like best. My balls are always bouncing to the left and to the right. It's my belief that my big balls should be held everynight."
-AC/DC "Big Balls" Song

I've got big balls
Yes, I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
And they're dirty big balls

My balls are always bouncing and my ballrooms always full
And everybody cums and cums again
If your name is on the guest list, no one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got great balls of fire!


You're the best for bringing this classic back to life, Jose!

[LexxLuther]

Originally posted by Electric Head


I've got big balls
Yes, I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
And they're dirty big balls

My balls are always bouncing and my ballrooms always full
And everybody cums and cums again
If your name is on the guest list, no one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got great balls of fire!


You're the best for bringing this classic back to life, Jose!


:werd: i love that song...

cant fade the homosexual thing...to each his own...I'm banking with the ladies!

[LexxLuther]

as now I'm serving luck lady....oh

its already there!
<-------------------

[brkbt junglegrl]

how did this thread end up being about big balls??

[LexxLuther]

Originally posted by Electric Head


I've got big balls
Yes, I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
And they're dirty big balls

My balls are always bouncing and my ballrooms always full
And everybody cums and cums again
If your name is on the guest list, no one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got great balls of fire!


You're the best for bringing this classic back to life, Jose!


There you go!

[brkbt junglegrl]

take it away..i dont like.

[LexxLuther]

uhhhhh...sure!

[Electric Head]

Originally posted by LexxLuther



There you go!



Actually, read back.....someone else started this.

[LexxLuther]

yeah i saw it later, but whateva i like the song though!

[LexxLuther]

holla at u at hybrid???

[Buddafly]

awww... if this is the luke I know- didn't work out with your hottie, eh? well, you know I'm always down for a :snog: if you need it :wink:

[Electric Head]

Originally posted by LexxLuther
holla at u at hybrid???

hell muthafukn yeah, booooiiiiiiii! wouldn't miss is a 2nd week in a row!

[LexxLuther]

bet.

[DCDave]

Gay-Straight, how bout being straight gay? or gayly straight. straight to bed, or straight home. I cant keep all the options straight! Guess that is why I am confused

:touchmymonkey:

[Electric Head]

Or be try-sexual......try anything!

[Synthetikid]

crap- now i actually have some competition. I'm just going to hope that luke goes for women that aren't my type.

[DCDave]

None from me, I have been taken for the last five years. Wholly shit! Where has the time gone? I am sure my lease was up years ago. I am sure I could trade in for a new model:bookonraves:

[JOEYd]

Originally posted by Synthetikid
crap- now i actually have some competition.

:bigpimp: