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Simon
2004-01-12, 01:38 PM
Singapore To OK Straight (But Not Gay) Blow Jobs

Singapore authorities announced this week that they're planning to legalise oral sex, though only between heterosexual couples, according to a report in local newspaper the Singapore Straits Times.

'One option being considered is to decriminalise consensual oral sex between a male and female so long as it is done in private and both of them are above 16 years of age," Government Law Minister Ho Peng Kee said in a Parliamentary address. The possible oral U turn came months after a local cop was jailed for two years after being convicted of receiving a blowjob from a 16 year old girl.

Meanwhile, in neighbouring Moslem country Malaysia, authorities in the state of Terengganu announced plans to introduce laws banning all working women from wearing mini-skirts and 'figure-hugging dresses', as part of a escalating drive against 'indecency'.

"The PAS (Parti Islam se-Malaysia) government will not tolerate females, including those from different religions, wearing such clothes during working hours," a local government official told Reuters. Dancing is already illegal throughout the ultra-religious West Coast State, though Judge Jules will be DJing some 200km away this Wednesday (January 14) in Malaysia's capital city Kuala Lumpur.

zartan
2004-01-12, 01:41 PM
damn simon you're going off today.

Wickity
2004-01-12, 01:50 PM
Well, as long as they're above 16, I guess it's ok.

Light Touch
2004-01-12, 02:14 PM
Okay, that's it, I'm going to Singapore. :D

Wickity
2004-01-12, 02:15 PM
Alright, that's it, you people have held me up for long enough!
I'm going to clown college!

the sex molesters
2004-01-12, 02:16 PM
so i can fly to singapore and get a 16 year old girl to suck my dick, but not a 16 year old boy? ok..... :FUBAR:

blitzm
2004-01-12, 02:22 PM
LOL! This ruling sounds messy to me.... no pun intended.

blitzm
2004-01-12, 02:25 PM
I wonder what their overt reasoning for legalizing oral sex is... I'm guessing the authorities were having a rough time at home!! Now they can say, "But honey, it's L e G a L and your niece IS finally 16, don't be grumpy now..."

the sex molesters
2004-01-12, 02:30 PM
yeah you know those asians and their penchant for young girls.....

SCHLiTZ
2004-01-12, 02:41 PM
I thought that a 'singapore' BJ was gay???!