Do you want to hear a crazy ass story about a girl I met I have to talk to someone

[movement]

Ok I met this chick at Starscape we really hit it off so after the party we went back to hotel to chill no sex I DIDN'T EVEN want that I liked her so much that it was more than that to me and to her anyways she lives in Florida but we kept in touch in touch she said she wanted to make this work I couldn't believe it.So I invited her to come out and stay with me to go to Sonar for New years we could have a great time she accepted so time went by and we kept in touch but it was hard anyway a week before she came she said she wanted to be just friends fuck that but I said hey I really care about this person so come up.She came she looked great so we go out to sonar in maryland the party was not what I EXPECTED at all It was my mind set most likely but I was not feeling it so I met this kid there he seems cool I didn't want him to have to drive home all fucked up so I told him to stay with us be safe you know looking out for a party kid well I get into the shower and when I get out this girl is on his bed putting lotion all over her self WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT IN HER PANTYS BULLSHIT!So that was my new years so girls I NEED SOME POSTIVE FEEDBACK she messed up my head bad I more happend after that but I don't really want to say I was stuck with her for five days after that it was bad bad bad bad what should I do? :ohmygod: :ohmygod:

[badkitty3804]

You'll get over it. :yes:

[Jungle_Love]

Dumb Bitch.

[Mandaba]

you should use commas,periods,semi-colons,and other grammatical marks.

[Jungle_Love]

Originally posted by FavoriteMistake
you should use commas,periods,semi-colons,and other grammatical marks.


:haha:

[Mandaba]

but on a serious note- move on, she doesnt sound like she is worth the thought.

[movement]

Originally posted by FavoriteMistake
you should use commas,periods,semi-colons,and other grammatical marks. When write online I really don't care about any of that stuff Im just getting my thoughts out.
'

[badkitty3804]

Just use a bunch of spaces or "..." in between thoughts, it makes it easier for people to understand. Especially blind people like me. :yes: Proper web ettiquette.

[movement]

Originally posted by FavoriteMistake
but on a serious note- move on, she doesnt sound like she is worth the thought. I just need to get out more I wrecked my car on the way back from taking her to cubik on the 3 of jan so that sux

[zartan]

wait without punctuation its hard to understand. so you get out of the shower, she is on your bed, and you're like "oh my god what the fuck is that in her panties?"

like, that she was a he?

huh?

[badkitty3804]

:sadblue:

You just need a good night out, with some good friends. :yes: There was life before her, life will go on with out her. :wink:

[Shinin*Sta]

Speaking from the experience of being one, chicks are weird. One of my best friends had (and I think still has) a huge ass crush on me. I told him straight up that I wasn't interested. And it's not that he's not an attractive guy, sometimes the vibes just aren't there. She was a total bitch for gettin freaky w/ the guy right in front of you, but there's not much that can be done about it. Cut your losses and if she changes her mind about things, then you're in control.

[Mokey]

Originally posted by zartan74
wait without punctuation its hard to understand. so you get out of the shower, she is on your bed, and you're like "oh my god what the fuck is that in her panties?"

like, that she was a he?

huh?

Thats what I thought he was trying to say??? Either that or she hooked up with that other guy he brought home. I dont know, Im semi buzzed that was very hard to understand.

[Shinin*Sta]

:tweak: lots of my friends talk like that anyway

[zartan]

i'm thinking he found out after sleeping with this chick several times that "she" was packing some serious heat if you know what i mean.

[zartan]

sorry - "chick"

[velvetgoldmire]

Originally posted by zartan74
wait without punctuation its hard to understand. so you get out of the shower, she is on your bed, and you're like "oh my god what the fuck is that in her panties?"

like, that she was a he?

huh?
I'm glad I wasn't the only one who had trouble figuring that part out... perhaps it was the punctuation

[miss becca]

hahaha. definitely. thats what i was thinking too.

[miss becca]

ps. nice icon zartan. wee.

[zartan]

thanks - thats actually me on the left




or is it the right...?

[movement]

Originally posted by ShininSta
:tweak: lots of my friends talk like that anyway Thank you for all the good feed back you are making me feel much better!:smooch: :thumbsup:

[movement]

Originally posted by velvetgoldmire

I'm glad I wasn't the only one who had trouble figuring that part out... perhaps it was the punctuation

[zartan]

thats why you might want to consider punctuation...lol..

[movement]

Originally posted by zartan74
i'm thinking he found out after sleeping with this chick several times that "she" was packing some serious heat if you know what i mean. POOP ON YOU!:fu: :fu: :fu: :fu: :fu: :rl: :redfu:

[velvetgoldmire]

So can you explain now... she was putting lotion on herself and what was in her panties...?

[Shinin*Sta]

can't say i don't talk like that, too. i just happen to be in one of my more coherent states at the moment :P (too lazy to full-post)

[Shinin*Sta]

damn, i f'd up the quote thing

[movement]

Originally posted by velvetgoldmire
So can you explain now... she was putting lotion on herself and what was in her panties...? There was nothing in her pants.She was in her pantys on the dudes bed rubbing lotion all over her body and about to rub it on his.

[Mandaba]

okay NOW it is making somewhat sense.

[Mandaba]

you shoulda cockslapped her and left.

[Fetterbug]

:werd:

[movement]

Originally posted by FavoriteMistake
you shoulda cockslapped her and left. GOOD IDEA!

[bboyneko]

it still sounds like it was a he she

[movement]

Originally posted by badkitty3804
:sadblue:

You just need a good night out, with some good friends. :yes: There was life before her, life will go on with out her. :wink:

[movement]

Originally posted by bboyneko
it still sounds like it was a he she

[Muramasa]

Screw it man... in life, you're bound to have many a run-in with crazy, slutty, stupid and/or ignorant females. Might as well just look at it as a chance to laugh, and move on.
:thumbsup:

[movement]

Originally posted by tigerjunglist
Screw it man... in life, you're bound to have many a run-in with crazy, slutty, stupid and/or ignorant females. Might as well just look at it as a chance to laugh, and move on.
:thumbsup: True that thank you moving on or at least trying to.:D

[Light Touch]

You can spend a lot more time than that w/ someone and they'll still find a way to surprise you. :shrug:

[NicotinePatches]

girl was not digging you as much as she dug him. she was prolly drunk and he was prolly hot and you prolly wanted more htan her durnk ass who wanted sex w/hot boy....sorry im drunk too an honest :/ she wanted to be sexy w/sex boy. but hot girls are everywhere. helll people say im hot.

[Light Touch]

:haha:

:chug

[Kuro]

Originally posted by FavoriteMistake
you should use commas,periods,semi-colons,and other grammatical marks.

http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2003/20030707l.jpg

[cleophite]

owowowow, i think i just busted a rib laughing :afterbuzz:

[Mandaba]

bwahahahah that's great walker.

[Hitoi]

Actually, that was quite informative. I've been debating if I should buy Viewtiful Joe for the last couple of weeks. I'll wait until it's a Greatest Hit.

[Mandaba]

don't forget the pocky!

[punkasschikadee]

girls, who are boys, who like boys to be girls, who do boys like they're girls, who do girls, like they're boys

:ontome:

[Moebius]

People you are attracted to are crazy. The were built this way intentionaly to fuck with your head. You might want to figure out what about this girl was attractive to you, maybe change your attitudes towards women. Maybe add some more requirements other then, "in the scene," and, "HOT."

[movement]

Originally posted by Moebius
People you are attracted to are crazy. The were built this way intentionaly to fuck with your head. You might want to figure out what about this girl was attractive to you, maybe change your attitudes towards women. Maybe add some more requirements other then, "in the scene," and, "HOT." Wow that made more sense than anything I have ever heard in my life thank you.

[The Drifter]

Originally posted by Moebius
Maybe add some more requirements other then, "in the scene," and, "HOT."


Yea make sure shes rich to.

[punkasschikadee]

:blingbling:

[badkitty3804]

AND a good lay.
:yes:

Priorities guys! Priorities!

[The Drifter]

If shes rich you can se her money to suport a mistress or nannys as they are sometime called.

[badkitty3804]

but if she's a good lay, then you could have some good kinky fun with her...

ie. Ever have sex rolling around in $1,000,000.00? That would be interesting. She could arrange that.

[The Drifter]

Things I must do before I die.

1. Go to Ireland
2. Have sex on top of 1,000,000.00
3. Marry Punkasschikadee

[JOEYd]

<public service announcement>
DO NOT DATE RAVER BITCHES
</public service announcement>

[badkitty3804]

:puppydog:

[The Drifter]

Who said anything about dating?

[JOEYd]

Originally posted by dabigfro99
Who said anything about dating?

the guy in the original post.

sorry for being all on topic and shit

[badkitty3804]

ahhh, that's true.

:ANden::ANden:

[punkasschikadee]

Originally posted by dabigfro99
Things I must do before I die.

1. Go to Ireland
2. Have sex on top of 1,000,000.00
3. Marry Punkasschikadee

hey once you accomplish #3, #2 could be the honeymoon

:tarvis:

[The Drifter]

*gets down on one knee* Sarah would you like to be my old lady.

[The Drifter]

*holds out big ass rock on a ring*

[badkitty3804]

Originally posted by dabigfro99
*gets down on one knee* Sarah would you like to be my old lady.

wow. Just like how I want to have the big question asked. :affection:

(minus the liquor and midgets :shrug:)

[The Drifter]

Whats wrong with liquor and midgets?!!!!!!!!! You cant have a wedding with out them!!!!!!!!!!!

[The Drifter]

*gets down on one knee* Emily would you like to be my old lady?

[badkitty3804]

Originally posted by dabigfro99
Whats wrong with liquor and midgets?!!!!!!!!! You cant have a wedding with out them!!!!!!!!!!!

no, no, no...mine WOULD include that..you left that out of your original proposal :wink:

Originally posted by dabigfro99
*gets down on one knee* Emily would you like to be my old lady?

I don't play second place. You blew it. :fu:

[The Drifter]

Hey I was just trying to be nice. Now all the little kids are gonna run by your house screaming old maid, old maid. Dont come running back to me expecting every thing to be the same.

[badkitty3804]

Fine.

*picks up newspaper for ads of 'free kitten to good home'*

I might as well start my cat collection tonight.

:neener:

[The Drifter]

Be careful they might eat you when you pass out.

[punkasschikadee]

EW!

[punkasschikadee]

and yes. :affection:

[The Drifter]

Yay
:buzz: :buzz: :buzz: :buzz:
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:buzz: :buzz: :buzz: :buzz:

[punkasschikadee]

holy jeebus!

[The Drifter]

So I figured the Love Parade for the honeymoon.