I need some relationship advice...

[Light Touch]

Well?

[housecat]

well..... :)

[LadyJ]

:thumbsup:

[retail]

:dphba:

[ggfab]

hahahhahahahhahahah!!

2 cool 4 skoo' :afterbuzz:

[ggfab]

Here's some...come to Trust Thursday night...we'll findja a nice little lady or not so nice :tarvis:

Good god- what's the world coming to - we're running out of DJ-Ho's?!?!?

:badkitty: dammit to hell!

[housecat]

:hitit:

[blewmymindblank]

http://www.student.smsu.edu/s/san232s/hardfunnypics/domo_fap.gif

[The Logic Theorist]

See sig file. :D

[LexxLuther]

Relationship advice huh?

[Light Touch]

This is my problem:


All of the girls that sweat me are crazy.
All of the girls that respect me aren't interested in dating anyone.
All of the girls that I don't respect are interested in dating me.
All of the girls that are looking for men want to be my friend.
All of the girls that I want to date...want to be my friend.
All of the girls that I want to hook up with end up hooking up with my friends.
All of the girls that I date that have tattoos end up having sex with mimes.
All of the girls that I break up with try to make my life miserable. They fail, but every girl I try to meet/date/talk to for the next six months succeeds in that same task.


On the upside:

I seem to play really well with the lonely Americanized Asian-born women with no friends and a few unresolved mental problems. And women that have sex with mimes.

[/endpityparty]

Why does it have to be Tuesday, anyway? There isn't even a decent party I could go to and get completely fucking plastered. :chug

[/endpitypartyforrealthistime]

[Light Touch]

Oh, and gay men. Gay men :affection: me.

[housecat]

awwwwwww :sok:


What's wrong with chicks with tat's hmmmmmmmmmmmmm???


:wink:

[iminxtc]

dont worry, youll find a nice sweet girl, who will want you one day.

[Buttercup]

what he said, they end up having sex with mimes...

[iminxtc]

if i had a girlfriend and she fucked a mime, i would not know what to do!

[Buttercup]

and hate to say it, but ALL girls are crazy... especially the hot, good looking ones, the hottier they are, the crazier they are. So, I've heard anyway...

[Buttercup]

so, might as well date the crazy chicks that are interested in you. ;)

[Light Touch]

Originally posted by housecat
awwwwwww :sok:


What's wrong with chicks with tat's hmmmmmmmmmmmmm???


:wink:

Actually, I have nothing against tats at all -- except for the people that have been historically associated with them in my life. :D

[Light Touch]

Originally posted by Buttercup
so, might as well date the crazy chicks that are interested in you. ;)

:haha:

Yeah, I did that for a while, but it got in the way of finding someone that I really wanted to be with.

So now I'm not dating either.

(Yeah, I know, there's nothing wrong with being single. Except for the fact that it's a regular event in my life and I don't really need to "find myself" any more than I already have. I know what I want, dammit.)

[Light Touch]

Originally posted by iminxtc
if i had a girlfriend and she fucked a mime, i would not know what to do!

I knew what to do. I dumped the bitch. :D

[Electric Head]

Originally posted by Light Touch
This is my problem:


All of the girls that sweat me are crazy.
All of the girls that respect me aren't interested in dating anyone.
All of the girls that I don't respect are interested in dating me.
All of the girls that are looking for men want to be my friend.
All of the girls that I want to date...want to be my friend.
All of the girls that I want to hook up with end up hooking up with my friends.
All of the girls that I date that have tattoos end up having sex with mimes.
All of the girls that I break up with try to make my life miserable. They fail, but every girl I try to meet/date/talk to for the next six months succeeds in that same task.


On the upside:

I seem to play really well with the lonely Americanized Asian-born women with no friends and a few unresolved mental problems. And women that have sex with mimes.


[/endpitypartyforrealthistime]

Dude, there's a support group for people with these kinds of problems....it's called EVERY MALE and they meet at THE STRIP BAR...where the women will be any damn thing you want them to be.

No seriously....I feel for you man, been there for a long long time (except for the mime part...that's just creepy). But, it's getting better, the crazies are less crazy, but with that same great taste.
Did I write this? Are you in my head? Wierd.

[A.J.]

Originally posted by Light Touch

All of the girls that I date that have tattoos end up having sex with mimes.



Well...atleast you know you had a better pick up line :shrug:

[Light Touch]

Originally posted by A.J.
Well...atleast you know you had a better pick up line :shrug:

:chairfall:

:haha:

:writesthatdown:

[Electric Head]

Originally posted by Light Touch


I knew what to do. I dumped the bitch. :D :werd:

[housecat]

Originally posted by Light Touch


Actually, I have nothing against tats at all -- except for the people that have been historically associated with them in my life. :D
Werrrrrrd. Don't judge a book by its cover though. I've realized that some of the most innocent(you would think) girls are completely trashy.

Guys are no better either so it goes both ways.

Good luck meeting someone it usually just happens when you least expect it or even want it though :)

[Light Touch]

Originally posted by housecat
Werrrrrrd. Don't judge a book by its cover though. I've realized that some of the most innocent(you would think) girls are completely trashy.

Biggest :werd: ever.

Welcome to my life.

[El Magnifico]

Originally posted by iminxtc
if i had a girlfriend and she fucked a mime, i would not know what to do!

I'd be...speechless! :delirious:

[BlackDragonTjr]

Holy crap, I thought I was the only person that happened too...

*starts singing*
You are not alone... I am her... WAITAMINUTE... OH Hell no... Not a Micheal Jackson song... maybe a R. Kelly Song?

*starts singing*
I believe I can fly... I believe I ca... Oh forget it... R.Kelly just wants to Pee on people...

Don't worry Light Touch! Same Shiiiit happens to me !!

[housecat]

Originally posted by Light Touch


Biggest :werd: ever.

Welcome to my life.
Sorry :(

[BlackDragonTjr]

Why is it that people who date alot need to "find themself" and people who don't date much are more mentally intact?

I mean... are people that dense as to lose themself in the first place?

*Holds up sign* Hi. I'm ::insert name here:: I've lost myself. If I should return before I get back. Please ask me to stay. Thank you.

[tigermomma]

Originally posted by Light Touch
This is my problem:


All of the girls that sweat me are crazy.
All of the girls that respect me aren't interested in dating anyone.
All of the girls that I don't respect are interested in dating me.
All of the girls that are looking for men want to be my friend.
All of the girls that I want to date...want to be my friend.
All of the girls that I want to hook up with end up hooking up with my friends.
All of the girls that I date that have tattoos end up having sex with mimes.
All of the girls that I break up with try to make my life miserable. They fail, but every girl I try to meet/date/talk to for the next six months succeeds in that same task.
 



:sok:

Maybe you should try dating someone that you normally wouldnt? :shrug:

[Electric Head]

Originally posted by El Magnifico


I'd be...speechless! :delirious:

Good one man! Har har har

[Julierose]

Originally posted by BlackDragonTjr

I mean... are people that dense as to lose themself in the first place?

*Holds up sign* Hi. I'm ::insert name here:: I've lost myself. If I should return before I get back. Please ask me to stay. Thank you.


:haha:

**runs to change location**

[RYU]

Originally posted by Buttercup
what he said, they end up having sex with mimes... :haha:

[El Magnifico]

Originally posted by Electric Head


Good one man! Har har har

I'll be here all week--try the veal!

Good seeing ya bust some moves last Friday, btw :-p

[Electric Head]

Originally posted by BlackDragonTjr
Why is it that people who date alot need to "find themself" and people who don't date much are more mentally intact?

I mean... are people that dense as to lose themself in the first place?

*Holds up sign* Hi. I'm ::insert name here:: I've lost myself. If I should return before I get back. Please ask me to stay. Thank you.

I think that people mean they need to take a break from dating to "find themselves". It's easy for a lot of people to get lost in a relationship...they stop doing the things they used to like and stop hanging with the peeps they used to like to spend time with....they lose themselves. (This is why when you see your boy that you haven't seen in a long long time in a club and you ask what's up...often they come back with "Well, I just got out of a relationship". )

That is why you hear people who date a lot say this. People who don't date don't have someone to get lost in.

[Electric Head]

Originally posted by El Magnifico


I'll be here all week--try the veal!

Good seeing ya bust some moves last Friday, btw :-p

Thanks man....you too. You rock the glow stix ! ! ! !

[El Magnifico]

Damn broken photons...:sadblue:

[punkasschikadee]

i wanna see some busted moves :breakdance:

[ggfab]

This thread saddens me deeply......I say operation 'save the straight dj's' is now officially in effect.

Light Touch,
What the hell is it that you're looking for in a gal???

We'll have to work on finding you one....

[punkasschikadee]

all the singles in the room raise yo hand

*clap clap*

[Light Touch]

Originally posted by BlackDragonTjr
*starts singing*
I believe I can fly... I believe I ca... Oh forget it... R.Kelly just wants to Pee on people...


BWAHAHAHAHA...

:haha:

[Light Touch]

Originally posted by tigermomma
:sok:

Maybe you should try dating someone that you normally wouldnt? :shrug:

It's gotten to the point that I can't tell 'em apart. :sadblue:

[Light Touch]

Originally posted by ggfab
This thread saddens me deeply......I say operation 'save the straight dj's' is now officially in effect.

Light Touch,
What the hell is it that you're looking for in a gal???

We'll have to work on finding you one....

Ooh, fun -- another opportunity for a bullet-point list:


Attractive -- To me, not necessarily a glamour queen or anything. Generally speaking, a girl roughly my height (or shorter) who takes care of herself. Good hygiene, in decent shape, no severe deformities. A well-proportioned face is good.
Intelligent -- I hate when I'm having a conversation and the girl says "huh?" all the time.
Nice -- Generally friendly, not a bitch, not an attention-hound.
Sweet -- Affectionate, maybe a tad girlish. (God forbid!)
Self-esteem -- I am not your psychologist, or your father, or the cure to what ails you. (The girls I date seem to have problems in this category.)
Cultured -- An appreciation for the finer things in life...art, food, music, movies, whatever.
Creative -- In any way. Bring something to the table.


That's a general outline of how I roll... I'm not looking for someone who blows me away on any one of those (except maybe attractiveness :D), just someone who can hit the minimums on each.

And it's not like I'm needing to hook up with someone or anything...I've just had a few discrete experiences in the last month (and one earlier today) that kinda set me off about my dating life.

[punkasschikadee]

minus a couple of details, i agree :yes:

[dj royce]

damn man.......we are having the same female experiences in different places (well, except for the mime thing...yikes). But should you meet the girl you're looking for, lemme know if she has any twin sisters or friends relatively comparable to her. ooh...except i'm 6'8, so i need her equivalent in characteristics, but just a bit taller.

and for any females who read this, please disregard the biotch comment in my signature. that comes from two years of frustration of spinning college house parties where all they wanna hear is hip hop...even though it was played the entire evening before i got on the decks.

[Light Touch]

http://www.biketracks.net/images/mime.jpg

:sigh:

[Muramasa]

Originally posted by Light Touch


Ooh, fun -- another opportunity for a bullet-point list:


Attractive -- To me, not necessarily a glamour queen or anything. Generally speaking, a girl roughly my height (or shorter) who takes care of herself. Good hygiene, in decent shape, no severe deformities. A well-proportioned face is good.
Intelligent -- I hate when I'm having a conversation and the girl says "huh?" all the time.
Nice -- Generally friendly, not a bitch, not an attention-hound.
Sweet -- Affectionate, maybe a tad girlish. (God forbid!)
Self-esteem -- I am not your psychologist, or your father, or the cure to what ails you. (The girls I date seem to have problems in this category.)
Cultured -- An appreciation for the finer things in life...art, food, music, movies, whatever.
Creative -- In any way. Bring something to the table.


That's a general outline of how I roll... I'm not looking for someone who blows me away on any one of those (except maybe attractiveness :D), just someone who can hit the minimums on each.

And it's not like I'm needing to hook up with someone or anything...I've just had a few discrete experiences in the last month (and one earlier today) that kinda set me off about my dating life.

:hifive::hifive::hifive:
Aren't we all?:D

[candypink]

seriously. honey thats what every guy is looking for (or at least what i'd like to think/wish every guy was looking for).

you want my advice? stop looking and wait for her to come find you. trust me...have a little faith in yourself....if something is meant to be it will happen and nothing you do or she does will stop it.

(ok ending the sappiness now...)

[Mandaba]

Originally posted by Buttercup
and hate to say it, but ALL girls are crazy... especially the hot, good looking ones, the hottier they are, the crazier they are. So, I've heard anyway...


then i am super not crazy, rock! how you doin light touch :tarvis:

[Muramasa]

Originally posted by candypink
seriously. honey thats what every guy is looking for (or at least what i'd like to think/wish every guy was looking for).

you want my advice? stop looking and wait for her to come find you. trust me...have a little faith in yourself....if something is meant to be it will happen and nothing you do or she does will stop it.

(ok ending the sappiness now...)


:werd:
The hot one is wise in her ways.:yes:

[Light Touch]

Originally posted by FavoriteMistake
then i am super not crazy, rock! how you doin light touch :tarvis:

Whud you say -- youse is not crazy?

Sounds like :buttsex: time to me.

:hifive:

[Light Touch]

Originally posted by candypink
seriously. honey thats what every guy is looking for (or at least what i'd like to think/wish every guy was looking for).

you want my advice? stop looking and wait for her to come find you. trust me...have a little faith in yourself....if something is meant to be it will happen and nothing you do or she does will stop it.

(ok ending the sappiness now...)

:D

Yeah, I know -- I'm really not looking as much as I am frustrated with my recent realities. I've got plenty going on, and the self-esteem is in good shape. :thumbsup:

Would be nice to get some cuddle on the regular, tho. :wink:

[iminxtc]

cuddling is all fun unitl someone gets poked

[Light Touch]

Originally posted by iminxtc
cuddling is all fun unitl someone gets poked

It's fun until, during, and after someone gets poked. :D

[Muramasa]

Originally posted by iminxtc
cuddling is all fun unitl someone gets poked

... Then it's ALL GOOD.:D

*poke*

[madeofwires]

:haha:

[Muramasa]

Oh, how could I forget about you??

*turns*
*poke*

[madeofwires]

:tarvis: :afterbuzz:

[Light Touch]

*yields "Top Secret Incognito Pimp" moniker to Charly for the evening*

And don't...ehrm...get anything on it.

[NicotinePatches]

real relationship = nice relationship. = whats a relationship thats nices?

[Muramasa]

Originally posted by Light Touch
*yields "Top Secret Incognito Pimp" moniker to Charly for the evening*

And don't...ehrm...get anything on it.

Don't worry, I'll give it a run through the washing machine tomorrow.:D

[Light Touch]

*breaks out the UV light*

[Muramasa]

Uh oh... busted.
:afterbuzz:


I swear... it came that way!!
*Ba-dum pshhh*

[Mandaba]

Originally posted by Light Touch


Whud you say -- youse is not crazy?

Sounds like :buttsex: time to me.

:hifive:


:ANden: :tarvis:

[stormryder]

I need a relationship....much less advise.... blah

[punkasschikadee]

i shouldnt give advice... because i guess my personality isnt too pressed on finding myself in a relationship or with anybody at all times (actually very in-frequently)

people always say that your not gonna find love if you go out looking for it... but say you DO go looking for it and you find that other person looking for the same thing :gotme:

the only problems i see with that are that

1. basically noone ever wants what they can have
2. if your both lookin for love, you might just settle for eachother.

both are bad but true.

i say do whatever tha hell you feel like doing and hope it works out. If not, you'll have another story to tell.

[stormryder]

Oh....totally on track...

I don't look.....well...I look, but not for a relationship. I look for a girl thats attractive (at least to me) and who has a (friggin suprise) personality. The last is almost more important than the first. Once I get past those two stumbling blocks (which knocks out about 80% of people) then I have to find the 1% of the 20% that's left that finds the same in me.

Some odds.

But fuck it. Sooner or later there will be the one, and that's that. Otherwise I'll be old, lonely and hitting on high school chicks who don't know any better.

Woot!

[punkasschikadee]

exactly man... we were like put on this earth to love and be loved (IMO i guess)

i think everyone just tries to push it too much
(and by everyone i mean a majority)

[DeAtHmOnGeR bEaR]

:shrug:

I want love, who doesn't?

But untill Mr. Right comes along, that's what I have my kitty kat for :affection:

[punkasschikadee]

mom wont let me have a cat :puppydog:

[stormryder]

I got two sweeties, both less than six months old.

But occasionally a little less furry pussy would be appreciated.

Oh...BAD fucking joke.

<argh>

I want love....but I'm resigned to the fact that unless I grow about 4 inches, get some more hair and stuf myself out, I'm at the whim of a girl who finds me attractive and not really the other way around.

It's not that I'm not confident. I look damn fucking good. But in the end, it's the girl that chooses the boy. Any girl that says otherwise is working on planet "I want the cute boy who is a player and will diss me in a moment for the next piece of ass". Yeah that's a generalization. But a damn accurate one IMO.

[punkasschikadee]

i wish i could tell you height and shit doesnt matter

i mean it DOESNT MATTER AT ALL actually, but i mean in the sense of mass society

its the simple teachings of society onto everyone in it. you must like the boy who is blah blah blah, you must like the girl who is blah blah blah...

:poop:

im just glad to be beyond it

[punkasschikadee]

i should say THRILLED to be beyond it and not another tool in society :affection:

[stormryder]

Society is such a big tool I don't even know where to start. But picking up girls at Cübik ain't exactly the place to find those alt-society types that would be right for me.

I mean...say it ain't so. I've met a ton of absolute sweethearts at Cübik that I'd donate a non-essential organ to go out on a date with. But, they'z already all taken, not-interested, or otherwise out of reach. In the meantime, the empty headed ones are there in legions.

So...where does one go to meet an intelligent girl, self-assuranced, with plans for the future, that wants a partner as well as a BF. Isn't looking to take things fast, (hell doesn't even want to take them slow for that matter) and doesn't give a rat's ass about my whole sordid past. (and believe me...it's friggin sordid, but not in a real bad way.)

Half the reason I haven't even been forward is having to explain how I got to D.C. and what I'm planning to do once I'm here and where I'm going. And then there is the age gap.

Gun-shy? Hell yeah.

[Wickity]

Originally posted by stormryder
So...where does one go to meet an intelligent girl, self-assuranced, with plans for the future, that wants a partner as well as a BF. Isn't looking to take things fast, (hell doesn't even want to take them slow for that matter) and doesn't give a rat's ass about my whole sordid past. (and believe me...it's friggin sordid, but not in a real bad way.)

http://www.russianhuskies.com

[DeAtHmOnGeR bEaR]

I know a couple of guys from my church who have sent away for Russian Mail-Order Brides :delirious:

[stormryder]

Woot! Not only can I get a mail-order bride, I can get one that doesn't speak english, probably has a PhD in sexology and a keen interest in U.S. citizenship and a prompt divorce.

My idea of romance!

[DeAtHmOnGeR bEaR]

Actually, one of the guys just had his second kid with the mail-order bride :shrug:

[Light Touch]

Originally posted by stormryder
I don't look.....well...I look, but not for a relationship. I look for a girl thats attractive (at least to me) and who has a (friggin suprise) personality. The last is almost more important than the first. Once I get past those two stumbling blocks (which knocks out about 80% of people) then I have to find the 1% of the 20% that's left that finds the same in me.

Some odds.

:werd:

[Light Touch]

Originally posted by FavoriteMistake
:ANden: :tarvis:

:bookonraves:
:bookonraves:
:bookonraves:
:bookonraves:
:bookonraves:
:bookonraves:

[ArceB]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by stormryder
[B]Society is such a big tool I don't even know where to start. But picking up girls at Cübik ain't exactly the place to find those alt-society types that would be right for me.

I mean...say it ain't so. I've met a ton of absolute sweethearts at Cübik that I'd donate a non-essential organ to go out on a date with. But, they'z already all taken, not-interested, or otherwise out of reach. In the meantime, the empty headed ones are there in legions.

So...where does one go to meet an intelligent girl, self-assuranced, with plans for the future, that wants a partner as well as a BF. Isn't looking to take things fast, (hell doesn't even want to take them slow for that matter) and doesn't give a rat's ass about my whole sordid past. (and believe me...it's friggin sordid, but not in a real bad way.)

-- hmm, interesting to see another guy who actually cares to find an interesting person to be with and not just a "flava of tha week". BIG UP YASELF!!!

[stormryder]

I know.....call me old' fashioned. Or pragmatic. Or just someone who knows what they want and is willing to just let things go until I get that person.

in the mean-time....woah is me. Not. I'm relatively happy, have at least a bunch of club friends now (though I wouldn't mind having some friends outside of the club (hint hint, let's go out and do something non-clubby!)

[punkasschikadee]

old' fashioned.

pragmatic.

:D

[stormryder]

Mmmm......can you call me chocolate covered with a cherry on top too.

Nummy :)