Valentines dAy is coming...Need Supplies? II extra innings anyone.

[Webslinger]

Have it be far for me to say. Once the night is over and the real fun begin how about adding strawberries, chocolate syrup, and whipped cream to everyones list. Trust me this list is changeable depending in the tastes of the individuals involved.

[Kellie*Peach]

Originally posted by Webslinger
Have it be far for me to say. Once the night is over and the real fun begin how about adding strawberries, chocolate syrup, and whipped cream to everyones list. Trust me this list is changeable depending in the tastes of the individuals involved.

Sorry for the shameless self promotion.... :angel:
But I actually have flavored whipped cream and body powder as well :)

[The Drifter]

I dont celabrate St. Valentines day. I belive It is just another day established to make us spend money on stupid little things that are overpriced and poorly made, in wich the profit goes stright in to the pockets of the man. I say fuck the man and celabrate pistachio day.

[Julierose]

once again :stupid:

[The Drifter]

Me and you,
Eye to eye

[A.J. Inx]

:shady: ...valentine's day... :shady:

...the only thing good about it is the subsequent sale that either Viccie's or Frederick's will have on cute fluffy, lacey things with glitter and hearts all over them...

[The Drifter]

I dont wear that kind of stuff but I am a fan of the after pistachio day chocolate sales.

[pojimoko]

valentines day is the perfect day to tell that special someone:

"welcome to dumpsville, population you!"

[Julierose]

thats fucked up... I like it... :evilred:

[A.J. Inx]

:no:

...too much time on hands...

[The Drifter]

Yea that sounds like fun.

[RYU]

Originally posted by pojimoko
valentines day is the perfect day to tell that special someone:

"welcome to dumpsville, population you!" :haha: So WRONG but so funny... But why U telling me this just now?:delirious:

[badkitty3804]

<~Hates Valentines Day.

Buy :affections: those little candy hearts.

:yes: Still...even after consuming like 10 of the large bags of them last year. :afterbuzz:

[The Drifter]

Dont they make " I hate you" candy hearts?

[badkitty3804]

They have ones that you can personalize to say anything :shrug:

[iminxtc]

i love those things! i hate that day though...im so difficult i just hate all gift giving days... better some good shit this year, i amy breed my dog and get a puppy! :woot:

[madeofwires]

vday = :poop:

[Jungleluv09]

:stupid:

[DeAtHmOnGeR bEaR]

Hey! My parents got married on Valentine's Day! :yes:

And while I hate the day *even when I've had boyfriends on the 14th, they usually sucked and didn't get me anything*, I can appreciate a single day devoted entirely to sentaments and love.
And true, we should have these thoughts and feelings always, but sometimes humanity needs to have a calendar reminder :smooch:

[the sex molesters]

Originally posted by Jungleluv09
:stupid:

:stupid:

[badkitty3804]

Originally posted by Funshine
Hey! My parents got married on Valentine's Day! :yes:

And while I hate the day *even when I've had boyfriends on the 14th, they usually sucked and didn't get me anything*, I can appreciate a single day devoted entirely to sentaments and love.
And true, we should have these thoughts and feelings always, but sometimes humanity needs to have a calendar reminder :smooch:
awww

My parents were married 3 days after V-Day...they couldn't get that date in the church.

[LadyJ]

My parents got married on Valentine's day as well. Honestly, I can't remember ever doing anything special for V-day. As far as all of the cheap little trinkets you guys are bashing, I'll agree with you there. Honestly, who needs more STUFF be it on Valentine's day or any other day. I do think it's a nice excuse to do something nice for the people you care about though. That can include your family or friends or whoever. I don't understand why people get bent out of shape just because they don't have a SO on Vday.

[badkitty3804]

I think a lot of people get bent out of shape because they're reminded day in and day out from mid-Jan. to mid-Feb. about how single they are.

[Julierose]

:werd:

[Albert's Mom]

Originally posted by badkitty3804
I think a lot of people get bent out of shape because they're reminded day in and day out from mid-Jan. to mid-Feb. about how single they are.

Once year while single, I had a bombass VD day party, with DJs, pink and white streamers, doilies, candy, red and white lights, etc.&nbsp; I didn't really miss having an SO that day because the DJs were so good.

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babs

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[Albert's Mom]

Oh yes, and for the woman hawking sex toys.

Not if you were the last human being on Earth.

thank you, drive through.

[Buddafly]

valentines day is teh suck. only one person in the past 3~4 years had made a decent attempt at making me smile.

[candypink]

well i'm always single on valentines day...but then again, i'm always single, so thats not really so suprising is it? anyway i pretty much agree that its a crappy comercial holiday. it is the one day a year when i allow myslef to be depressed about being single. i plan wallowing in a bottle of self-pity and whiskey.

anyway. the do make those candy hearts for people who are bitter - they sell them at www.despair.com

[Buddafly]

http://lib1.store.vip.sc5.yahoo.com/lib/demotivators/candytin.jpg

For most, there is no crueler day of the calendar year than that of Valentine's Day. While a tiny fraction of the population can look forward to a holiday of wine and roses, poetry and song- the vast majority of us can anticipate a day of nausea and grimacing, trauma and grief. A day in which minutes seem like hours, and hours like days, as we reflect sorrowfully on yesteryear's romantic indignities, today's loneliness, and the unknowable but certain heartbreak that will be visited upon us repeatedly in the years to come.

When cruelty and holidays collide, the weak-willed find solace in self-pity and comfort foods. And now, Despair Inc. is pleased to announce that we've combined BOTH into a radical new offering.

Introducing "BitterSweets(tm)". The Valentine's Candy for the Rest of Us.

LIke the ubiquitous candy "conversation" hearts, "BitterSweets(tm)" are made of flavored, chalky-tasting sugar and sport a message on their face. But unlike other candy hearts, ours are stamped with bitter musings and mockeries perfectly suited to the dejected spirits of those who will spend the holiday alone, or wishing they were.

Messages recalling an almost forgotten, unbearably painful memory of being dumped. Or perhaps of a dysfunctional, psychotic ex-girlfriend or boyfriend. Or of that cruel-hearted girl (or boy) in elementary school who rejected your valentine solicitations, informing you that Jake (or Holly) was "so totally way hotter".

37 designs in all, including:



UP YER DOSAGE • WRITE A POEM • IT FADED • KICKED 2 CURB

WANT2C OTHERS • CALL A SHRINK • I MET THE 1 • JUST A FRIEND

RETURN MY CDS • TIME 2 DUMP U • TRADIN YOU IN • C THAT DOOR?

Truly, "BitterSweets(tm)" are the perfect gift for you OR for someone you love, especially if that special someone is one who doesn't want to hurt your feelings but just doesn't feel that way about you but still wants to be friends so they can torment you with stories about their crushes on someone who doesn't appreciate them like you do, can't love them like you can, and actually takes pleasure in corralling a herd of fawning "just friends" behind themselves as they indulge in one self-destructive relationship after another, with no hope of ever finding true love, despite an army of souls eager to lavish it upon them.

(You know what we're talking about.)

Supplies are limited. But the pain that accompanies them may not be.

[candypink]

ah yes...thank you becky.

[Buddafly]

:bowasian:

[Albert's Mom]

Originally posted by Buddafly
http://lib1.store.vip.sc5.yahoo.com/lib/demotivators/candytin.jpg

For most, there is no crueler day of the calendar year than that of Valentine's Day. While a tiny fraction of the population can look forward to a holiday of wine and roses, poetry and song- the vast majority of us can anticipate a day of nausea and grimacing, trauma and grief. A day in which minutes seem like hours, and hours like days, as we reflect sorrowfully on yesteryear's romantic indignities, today's loneliness, and the unknowable but certain heartbreak that will be visited upon us repeatedly in the years to come.

When cruelty and holidays collide, the weak-willed find solace in self-pity and comfort foods. And now, Despair Inc. is pleased to announce that we've combined BOTH into a radical new offering.

Introducing "BitterSweets(tm)". The Valentine's Candy for the Rest of Us.

LIke the ubiquitous candy "conversation" hearts, "BitterSweets(tm)" are made of flavored, chalky-tasting sugar and sport a message on their face. But unlike other candy hearts, ours are stamped with bitter musings and mockeries perfectly suited to the dejected spirits of those who will spend the holiday alone, or wishing they were.

Messages recalling an almost forgotten, unbearably painful memory of being dumped. Or perhaps of a dysfunctional, psychotic ex-girlfriend or boyfriend. Or of that cruel-hearted girl (or boy) in elementary school who rejected your valentine solicitations, informing you that Jake (or Holly) was "so totally way hotter".

37 designs in all, including:



UP YER DOSAGE • WRITE A POEM • IT FADED • KICKED 2 CURB

WANT2C OTHERS • CALL A SHRINK • I MET THE 1 • JUST A FRIEND

RETURN MY CDS • TIME 2 DUMP U • TRADIN YOU IN • C THAT DOOR?

Truly, "BitterSweets(tm)" are the perfect gift for you OR for someone you love, especially if that special someone is one who doesn't want to hurt your feelings but just doesn't feel that way about you but still wants to be friends so they can torment you with stories about their crushes on someone who doesn't appreciate them like you do, can't love them like you can, and actually takes pleasure in corralling a herd of fawning "just friends" behind themselves as they indulge in one self-destructive relationship after another, with no hope of ever finding true love, despite an army of souls eager to lavish it upon them.

(You know what we're talking about.)

Supplies are limited. But the pain that accompanies them may not be.

I &lt;3 this!&nbsp; Totally fucking brilliant.&nbsp; Seriously folks, if you're single during VD day, just keep in mind that being alone is not as bad as being in a loveless, dysfunctional relationship.&nbsp; Go to a strip bars with your pals and hoot and hollar!

no problem with me&nbsp;having a lover.&nbsp; it's platonic friends i can't find. except albert the cat.&nbsp; babs

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[Buddafly]

I <3 my cat... he is 'da man. my cuddle buddy when I'm watching movies, my lap warmer while I'm on the computer...

I think I'll make my valentines day card for him. lol... catnip car like whoa :D

[Albert's Mom]

hey, that's a great idea! extra buzzzz 4 albert & victoria!