am i broken

[NicotinePatches]

Why do I suck at guys? I have the craziest "dating" life in life. One guy I'm making out with on monday and everything's great and then doesn't call or talk since...
Ex guy tells me how hot I am and shit and when I need to get laid, and would prefer a known source he's all about no thanks.
I just don't get it.
I'm smart enough to know the difference by now between dudes that just want to get laid and those that care...and guy #1 def wasn't that type.
Guy #2 is that type w/everyone except me
Guy #...everyone else...shit just aint straight.

AM I BROKEN. :crying:

[NicotinePatches]

oops the "that type" refers to dudes that DO just want to get laid

[badkitty3804]

:no:

Everyone goes through bad spells with guys sweetie :smooch:

[evey]

Looks like I need to teach that class at Mason!

[cee]

Originally posted by badkitty3804
:no:

Everyone goes through bad spells with guys sweetie :smooch:

Not me!!! :bananarider:

[badkitty3804]

Well look at you! :badkitty:

[NicotinePatches]

haha can't all be lucky cee ! and what class might that be ???

[evey]

HAHA! It's an inside joke. Em knows. :D

[badkitty3804]

I'm waiting for Evey's token line.....

[cee]

I guess its because I dont get wit guys!!! But I can teach a class r 2!!!

[evey]

:haha: Ready? Here comes!

Don't judge us by the worse of our specimens!

And with that, I must move the rest of my stuff!

Lata!

[brkbt junglegrl]

suck more dick....

then ull have something in ur mouth instead of complaints???

[badkitty3804]

Originally posted by evey
HAHA! It's an inside joke. Em knows. :D


http://www.oobliss.com/mb/images/smilies/bunny.gif + :evey: = :loot:

[NicotinePatches]

nah i leave dick sucking for sluts and people who are worth it. and if you realized the difference between complaints and sharing thoughts you might already be kissing my ass. :patricia: I know your game girl don't come at me. you can't even speak your own language. give me a kisses...uhh grammar issues? thanks. :redfu:

you don't want to know what im thinking then dont read and def dont waste our time in responding. :skull:

[BestBoardHooker]

guys suck and that's all there really is to it. I mean, don't get me wrong...I love em, but damn it, could they be anymore annoying! oh well, best of luck sweety!

[NicotinePatches]

oh, and nah i don't judge all men by one thing....just too used to dealing w/little boys i guess, and you know every little boy needs his ass wiped.

[BestBoardHooker]

Originally posted by NicotinePatches
oh, and nah i don't judge all men by one thing....just too used to dealing w/little boys i guess, and you know every little boy needs his ass wiped.

every little boy needs to be flushed!:vipbathroom:

bye bye lil boy!

[Trei]

gawd the guy-bashing just got intense, i'm sad for all us guys that get lumped with the wicked ones

[badkitty3804]

Guys tend to be :beaker: when you let them. :shrug:

solution: "don't let them".

[NicotinePatches]

hahah thats funny.
nah women obviously don't hate men. but the thing is that women think differently than men. even the dykest women are very emotional and think w/intuition and feeling whereas guys just...don't. so that's where complication arises when dudes do things they don't think twice about and women realize that the shit is hurtful....i.e....not calling me back...if the kid doesn't like me anymore...randomly, for whatever reason (although literally shit was straight)...why doesn't he just get the "balls" to let me know rather than have me wondering for a week and not hitting what I had the chance to hit. see ai meaaan?

[BestBoardHooker]

Originally posted by Trei
gawd the guy-bashing just got intense, i'm sad for all us guys that get lumped with the wicked ones

hey, the only reason you'd get lumped with the wicked ones is if you've done something stupid in which case you deserve that label...otherwise you're awesome in my book.

just don't screw it up!

[NicotinePatches]

haha :werd: emily

[NicotinePatches]

cheers girls:chug

[Trei]

i'm not gonna lie, i've done some hurtful things-not realizing they were until it was pointed out, but i've really tried to learn from it

[Trei]

and us guys are pretty emotional too, most of us just don't want to admit it

[buzzboy]

Originally posted by NicotinePatches
haha can't all be lucky cee ! and what class might that be ???

have we met? :flower:

[BestBoardHooker]

Originally posted by NicotinePatches
cheers girls:chug

:cheers: botttoms up baby!

oh and by the way, heres a hug for ya...:grouphug:

[brkbt junglegrl]

Originally posted by NicotinePatches
nah i leave dick sucking for sluts and people who are worth it. and if you realized the difference between complaints and sharing thoughts you might already be kissing my ass. :patricia: I know your game girl don't come at me. you can't even speak your own language. give me a kisses...uhh grammar issues? thanks. :redfu:

you don't want to know what im thinking then dont read and def dont waste our time in responding. :skull:

haha i love ppl who like to talk shit on the internet..its so much fun isnt it?? I bet u gotta kick outta urself for responding with such passion and depth..way to go girl!! woohooo props to u!

Look..u put ur biznass out on the streets ur gonna get shit...if u dont want responses..then dont post ur biznass...plain and simple. I was simply givin u some advice. You brought it to a whole other level...which is expected b/c bitches are gonna be bitches, ya dig? haha u know my game???....u wanna see how well u know it?? then come see me sweetie...cuz this internet bullshit talkin is plain lame! *BESOSSSSSSS*

[NicotinePatches]

haha thanks everyone :) just feeling...confused? tonight.
and yes, buzzboyyy we met last night, :smooch: I was w/my sister...blonde girls...shorter one

[badkitty3804]

Play nice girls :nono:

[NicotinePatches]

:werd: game dealt.

[BestBoardHooker]

ok, that's it...damn you all for trying to bring in the drama!

[MyKi]

I think the not being able to easily figure how the opposite sex works is one of the main drives that keeps us pursuing one another. However, I would have to say that women are alot harder to figure out then men. I should'nt generalize but some women just don't say what they feel and the guys is at fault when he can't figure out what she was thinking......I know, I know, that's just the way it goes.

[buzzboy]

Originally posted by badkitty3804
Play nice girls :nono:

yes there is plenty-o-:buzzboy: for all. :angel: :D

[Trei]

what we have here is a failure to communicate

[NicotinePatches]

yeah whatever i'm not really up for an argument tonight. shit's not worth it. some people just speak rudely and dont expect it to be taken rudely.
but anyways, yeah I mean they def need to have like women/men communication classes in school or something. I mean most of my friends are guys and I think more like a guy than most chicks...so they say...but it's just like... I dunno it really seems that guys just don't think half the time. it's the little details really little things that guys dont even notice and ladies are all doing some balancing act on. the level just isn't the same I guess... two pages, maybe two books. who knows.

[Trei]

i've found that people, guys and girls, just don't say what they really mean most of the time, for whatever reason

[NicotinePatches]

maybe cuz they dont really know.
back and forth brains if you hear that

[Trei]

back and forth brains?

[Jungleluv09]

Originally posted by NicotinePatches
nah i leave dick sucking for sluts and people who are worth it. and if you realized the difference between complaints and sharing thoughts you might already be kissing my ass. :patricia: I know your game girl don't come at me. you can't even speak your own language. give me a kisses...uhh grammar issues? thanks. :redfu:

you don't want to know what im thinking then dont read and def dont waste our time in responding. :skull:


ooooooooooooooooo! She got you there Rhonda!

Miss Niccotine patches, you think you're broken? I've got something that'll fix you right up! :tarvis:

[NicotinePatches]

back and forth brains = 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 400th guessing yourself...indecisiveness

and yes i'm broked up brad, you got some super glue?

[Jungleluv09]

I've been hearing people getting into little spats left and right... Whats up with that??? Everyone knows it's the end of the party once the drama surfaces. I know it's the end of the year but 2004 will be better. I just know it. People, we don't need to blow this sorry ass year of 2003 to bits with all this drama. It's time to leave the drama with 2003 and get with the new. for real.

[Jungleluv09]

No it's not super glue... something better.

[Jungleluv09]

can you guess what it is?

[BestBoardHooker]

the problem is that most and I reitterate MOST guys are straight forward with what they want while women beat around the bush and speak in code...so women think that guys are like them and try too hard to figure them out while guys try not at all thinking women are like them...

does that make any sense b/c it does to me...

[Trei]

Originally posted by LilSunnyGirl
the problem is that most and I reitterate MOST guys are straight forward with what they want while women beat around the bush and speak in code...so women think that guys are like them and try too hard to figure them out while guys try not at all thinking women are like them...

does that make any sense b/c it does to me...

most of what you say makes sense, but it isn't complete without realizing that guys spend a lot of time trying to figure out women

[NicotinePatches]

yeah it makes sense girl. and i mean i agree. but i'm VERY blunt you know? so, i tell guys - tell me shit straight up and i do the same. but like i just feel defective. guys tell me i'm hot once in a blue, and that's straight and so i'd think that one or two of the ones who think that way would be compatible w/me. but they just turn around and act like rejects or send me rejects. i = reject haha. oh and luv, jungle, buddy....could you possibly have some of that concrete glue shit...i broke my brush handle a month ago and that shit worked like GOD keepin it together. it's better now than ever before in life. :werd:

[BestBoardHooker]

Originally posted by Trei


most of what you say makes sense, but it isn't complete without realizing that guys spend a lot of time trying to figure out women

hell, I'll be the first to admit that no guy has ever been able to figure me out...but I guess it would help if I could understand myself half of the time!:delirious:

[Jungleluv09]

Originally posted by NicotinePatches
yeah it makes sense girl. and i mean i agree. but i'm VERY blunt you know? so, i tell guys - tell me shit straight up and i do the same. but like i just feel defective. guys tell me i'm hot once in a blue, and that's straight and so i'd think that one or two of the ones who think that way would be compatible w/me. but they just turn around and act like rejects or send me rejects. i = reject haha. oh and luv, jungle, buddy....could you possibly have some of that concrete glue shit...i broke my brush handle a month ago and that shit worked like GOD keepin it together. it's better now than ever before in life. :werd:


Better, I have this silicon glue stuff called shoe goo. It works like magic, but for your brush handle I would suggest wood glue it'll bind better. As far as something to fix yourself, if you really think you're broken. Well, all I got for that is a new years :smooch:

[punkasschikadee]

lets all become lesbians.

then the men would HAVE to straighten up :shrug:

[punkasschikadee]

either that or learn how to suck a mean dick

[Jungleluv09]

:nixo: You're crazy, you know that???

[Jungleluv09]

<-------You got Flippy ready to strangle your ass...

[NicotinePatches]

hahah :werd: girl and ty brad, this year has really been rugged for reals im ready for a new 1. :smooch:

[Jungleluv09]

Originally posted by NicotinePatches
ty brad


:confused:

[punkasschikadee]

Originally posted by Jungleluv09
:nixo: You're crazy, you know that???

better crazy than sane

[NicotinePatches]

hahahah ooops, so chris my girl just reminded me of my huge faux pas.... your new name could be brad? why'd you let me call you the wrong thing dingaling...and who the fuck is brad.... maybe someone i met talked to last night....ay ay ay..too blonde for my own good

[Jungleluv09]

Originally posted by punkasschikadee


better crazy than sane


why so?

[Jungleluv09]

Brad is Sik Bug, the guy I brought with me to Emily's

[NicotinePatches]

haha yeah i just got THAT figured out too
man i AM broken.
time for sleep i think....
maybe i'll work better after some masturbation and sex dreams.

[Jungleluv09]

:haha: Whatever floats your boat, sweetheart :shady:

[punkasschikadee]

big time sensuality

[punkasschikadee]

"im not broken, dont try to fix me"

[Jet Pilot]

hun i think you are trying to controle the game too much... seems like you want your cake and eat it to... i don't know if that helped at all

[badkitty3804]

If you can run the game, run it. :whipcrack:

sike, j/k :smooch:

[kennyloggins]

i would just say stop thinking about it so much. most of the time the most beneficial things happen in relationships when they are not pressed

[Jet Pilot]

on teh other hand if the other person doesn't know what you want then you'll never get what you want... it's a double edged sword... sucks to be you...j/k... i 'm the in boat with you... i think

[The Drifter]

Originally posted by punkasschikadee
&quot;im not broken, dont try to fix me&quot;


I am broken, can you fix me?

[The Drifter]

<------------------ Serioulsy, look at me.

[JunglystPimp]

Nicoderm CQ, you're far from broken... but DAAAAAMN girl would i break you!

[Wickity]

Guys are easy, it's women that are psycho...

[The Drifter]

They can be, but most of them are just missunderstood and most of the times its their own fault.

[punkasschikadee]

people in general have a hard time getting along
and it turns out very dissapointing when you dont, because thats basically why were here.
i dont think im confusing or psycho, other people might?

and gordy darling you are so not broken. :smooch:

[JunglystPimp]

people on the east coast tend to get along a LOT LESS than people on the west coast, i don't know what it is, but it's dumb.

[The Drifter]

Better :spliff:out west.

[punkasschikadee]

what about for those who dont smoke

[The Drifter]

Originally posted by punkasschikadee

and gordy darling you are so not broken. :smooch:


Are you sure, cause things havent gone right in love or life for a while now.

[The Drifter]

Then I think its the water.

[punkasschikadee]

maybe things arent supposed to be going right in love or life right now (as bad as that sounds)

take comfort in yourself, and have faith in faith (if nothing else)
and ill be here for you

[Jungleluv09]

Well, I've just learned to roll with the punches, whatever happens, happens and for a reason. Be happy with whatever you got because it too could be gone tomorrow!

[The Drifter]

Thanx, Im in one of those depressed funks tonight. I dont know why. Well I do but dont wanna talk about it.

[Jungleluv09]

Originally posted by punkasschikadee
maybe things arent supposed to be going right in love or life right now (as bad as that sounds)

take comfort in yourself, and have faith in faith (if nothing else)
and ill be here for you


Oh yeah, and keeping the faith is KEY!

[The Drifter]

I lost faith a long time ago.

[Webslinger]

Originally posted by NicotinePatches
hahah thats funny.
nah women obviously don't hate men. but the thing is that women think differently than men. even the dykest women are very emotional and think w/intuition and feeling whereas guys just...don't. so that's where complication arises when dudes do things they don't think twice about and women realize that the shit is hurtful....i.e....not calling me back...if the kid doesn't like me anymore...randomly, for whatever reason (although literally shit was straight)...why doesn't he just get the &quot;balls&quot; to let me know rather than have me wondering for a week and not hitting what I had the chance to hit. see ai meaaan?

OK im late I am sorry but here is my thought on this issue. Guys for the most part are jerks there are a selected group that aren't unfortinately we become the "Friend" to the ladies. We generally do not complain about this because we do not want to seem overly insensitive or selfish we have just come to terms with the fact we are good friends and eventually someone will see that we are good guys. So then my question for you would be why do ladies pick being treated like shit over being treated nicely.

[The Drifter]

My point exactly.

[punkasschikadee]

good one. I actually prefer the nice guy to the asshole... but ive also gotten the knowledge/past experiences to know the difference :shrug:
yes, a lot of girls like the assholes
but the guy shes talking about wasnt one (or didnt seem to be one) at all

[Webslinger]

Originally posted by punkasschikadee
&quot;im not broken, dont try to fix me&quot;

:Werd: plus if you are interested in some one then like them for who they not what you want them to be.

[Webslinger]

Originally posted by Webslinger


:werd: plus if you are interested in some one then like them for who they not what you want them to be.
sorry repeat.

[Webslinger]

Originally posted by Webslinger


:werd: plus if you are interested in some one then like them for who they not what you want them to be.

[Jungleluv09]

Originally posted by Webslinger


OK im late I am sorry but here is my thought on this issue. Guys for the most part are jerks there are a selected group that aren't unfortinately we become the &quot;Friend&quot; to the ladies. We generally do not complain about this because we do not want to seem overly insensitive or selfish we have just come to terms with the fact we are good friends and eventually someone will see that we are good guys. So then my question for you would be why do ladies pick being treated like shit over being treated nicely.


:amanda: Hey! Speak for yourself jerk! Although I agree with your question, Why do women prefer to be treated like scum?

[punkasschikadee]

Originally posted by Webslinger


:Werd: plus if you are interested in some one then like them for who they not what you want them to be.

the only person you can ever be is yourself, theres no point in trying to mask it

[punkasschikadee]

Originally posted by Jungleluv09



:amanda: Hey! Speak for yourself jerk! Although I agree with your question, Why do women prefer to be treated like scum?

it actually happens a lot, at least ive seen it where a LOT of girls choose to let themselves be treated like shit

*but let me mention that is not the case in the original point of the thread*

[The Drifter]

The question is WHY?

[Jungleluv09]

true. and it's no use masking it anyway. Most people see right through that shit

[punkasschikadee]

yeah :werd:

i dunno why, i dont have that problem

[punkasschikadee]

i could give you a lot of theories but it would probably be all blah blah blah

[Webslinger]

Not trying to be a jerk. But it seems like guys that turn out to be the "good guys" always place last to the asses of the world. I did say their are some nice guys out there I did not singal out anyone the nice guys now who they are aswell do the ladies.

[The Drifter]

Nice guys finish last and thats all there is to it.

[Jungleluv09]

Well I definitely don't envy those asses. When the girl chooses the ass I sit back and wait until they come crawling. Then spit on their ass because I'm never second best.

[Webslinger]

But, back to the original point in the thread the guy was simply interested in one thing. At least from what she said thats the impression I got. The reason the guy did not call he had no interest in calling cause he did not score. Possilbly if he scored he still would not have called cause he got what he wanted then the situation would have been about a billion times worse.

[housecat]

Originally posted by dabigfro99
Nice guys finish last and thats all there is to it.
:werd:

[Jungleluv09]

Then, through natural selection, the female realizes how obsolete the jerk becomes. Then it's open season!

[punkasschikadee]

Originally posted by Jungleluv09
Then spit on their ass because I'm never second best.

ooh thats a bit cruelish :sadblue:

[The Drifter]

Originally posted by punkasschikadee
i could give you a lot of theories but it would probably be all blah blah blah


Id like to hear a few from diffrent ladies because it blows me away that girls dont run like hell in the other direction when they figure it out.

[Jungleluv09]

When it doesn't happen I think to myself, "Thats why I'm a club head." As you can see, NO STRINGS ATTACHED! I don't need anyone but myself. Humph!

[punkasschikadee]

Originally posted by Webslinger
But, back to the original point in the thread the guy was simply interested in one thing. At least from what she said thats the impression I got. The reason the guy did not call he had no interest in calling cause he did not score. Possilbly if he scored he still would not have called cause he got what he wanted then the situation would have been about a billion times worse.

nah it wasnt like that at all... this guy was a nice guy they were chillin together and whatnot, and then he just stops calling and answering calls and junk... just like that
it wasnt about scoring, im sure of that.

[Jungleluv09]

Originally posted by punkasschikadee


ooh thats a bit cruelish :sadblue:


I hate to say it, but thats why I'm single...

[Webslinger]

ok Then be a man call the girl and say I am sorry if you got the worng impression.

[Jungleluv09]

Originally posted by Webslinger
ok Then be a man call the girl and say I am sorry if you got the worng impression.


I'm too good for that. That, to me, is being a man.

[Webslinger]

Of course I do not have the whole situation from both sides cause I only read three pages into the thread before posting my reply so if I jumped the gun I am very sorry.

[The Drifter]

Originally posted by Jungleluv09
Thats why I'm a club head.&quot; As you can see, NO STRINGS ATTACHED! I don't need anyone but myself.


Im the same way, I show up to every thing by my self.

[Jungleluv09]

Hmmmm well, I'm going to sleep...

[Webslinger]

Originally posted by Jungleluv09



I'm too good for that. That, to me, is being a man.


A weak man possilbly even lowering your status to little boy.

[The Drifter]

G`nite

[betseyxox]

Oprah said it best: Love ain't supposed to feel that bad.

[The Drifter]

The only part of love that feels bad is when its taken away from you.

[Webslinger]

Very good point.

[NicotinePatches]

Originally posted by punkasschikadee


nah it wasnt like that at all... this guy was a nice guy they were chillin together and whatnot, and then he just stops calling and answering calls and junk... just like that
it wasnt about scoring, im sure of that.


Originally posted by betseyxox
Oprah said it best: Love ain't supposed to feel that bad.

Awesome Oprah!
Nah, this kid wasn't like that... he never even tried to grab mis titas...and apologized for touching the ass. hahah! nah i have experience and I know an ass when I see one - he wasn't an ass in that "getting laid" way...but that's what confuses me soooo much. Between that and a boy that likes one night stands refusing me one when I offer (and I don't think I'm that ugly...esp since we've done it many a time before).... I just wonder what's wrong w/me. Everything happens for a reason, why am I destined to be alone. Maybe I'll go write some more sad songs. :pityparty:

haha and all you boys and girls saying nice things, thanks...
i'm with fro bro on the sad shit, i hate these kinds of days.



:bookonraves: <----- me (except for the after....)

[The Drifter]

Yay for the holiday blues.

[NicotinePatches]

:werd:

[JunglystPimp]

ok, i wanted to say this before, but i let you carry on with your conversation.

Why do girls like jerks, when they always say they want a nice guy, but they always pass "us" nice guys up?

The answer is quite simple actually. Self-confidence. If you think you're the shit, and you have at least somewhat of a leg to stand on, other people will often think that you're the shit too. People who are truly confident, a lot of the time come across as jerks, or do jerky things, but it's only because they realize that if i girl likes them, they don't need to necessarily drop everything and become Mother-Fucking-Theresa. Girls like guys who are confident, and as sad as it is, most of the "genuinely nice guys" really don't have all that much self-confidence, or self-esteem for that matter. Just a little something something i've noticed, that a lot of people have agreed with.

I'm done. Happy Holidays.

[Anti-DieselKitty]

:haha: Are you trying to say you're a nice guy Justin?



If I didn't read that right, nevermind...*medicine haze*

[the sex molesters]

i don't like girls who are confident. i like girls who hate themselves and can't understand why i like them. :shrug:

[JunglystPimp]

Originally posted by Anti-DieselKitty
:haha: Are you trying to say you're a nice guy Justin?



If I didn't read that right, nevermind...*medicine haze*

no, i was saying that some guys think i'm a huge prick

[Anti-DieselKitty]

That makes more sense. Everything is right with the world now.

[JunglystPimp]

Originally posted by djinergy
i don't like girls who are confident. i like girls who hate themselves and can't understand why i like them. :shrug:


you like girls that HATE themselves?

that's disgusting, you need to like yourself more.

[the sex molesters]

there was sarcasm in that post.

but i do find it disturbing the number of girls i end up with who feel that way.....

[housecat]

Justin's sarcasm fu is weak.

[JunglystPimp]

sarcasm?

where was i being sarcastic?

[the sex molesters]

refer, again, to dina's post.....

[JunglystPimp]

no, i really wasn't being sarcastic... do YOU see any orange text? i don't...

[the sex molesters]

:slap:

[the sex molesters]

i was being sarcastic, foo!!!

[JunglystPimp]

THAT was sarcasm? wow, you need to take a class in conveying your thoughts, or something, that was MASSIVELY weaksauce

[the sex molesters]

yeah weaksauce cuz it went over your head.... alright... you win....

[punkasschikadee]

Originally posted by JunglystPimp
ok, i wanted to say this before, but i let you carry on with your conversation.

Why do girls like jerks, when they always say they want a nice guy, but they always pass &quot;us&quot; nice guys up?

The answer is quite simple actually. Self-confidence. If you think you're the shit, and you have at least somewhat of a leg to stand on, other people will often think that you're the shit too. People who are truly confident, a lot of the time come across as jerks, or do jerky things, but it's only because they realize that if i girl likes them, they don't need to necessarily drop everything and become Mother-Fucking-Theresa. Girls like guys who are confident, and as sad as it is, most of the &quot;genuinely nice guys&quot; really don't have all that much self-confidence, or self-esteem for that matter. Just a little something something i've noticed, that a lot of people have agreed with.

I'm done. Happy Holidays.

im with this guy

[NicotinePatches]

girl was saying that you didn't catch andy's sarcasm, justin....therefore your "fu" or ability to catch it? is off....

now....who wants to get me out of the house before i fill the bath with my own blood? :puppydog:

[badkitty3804]

:whoa:

[JunglystPimp]

Originally posted by NicotinePatches
girl was saying that you didn't catch andy's sarcasm, justin....therefore your &quot;fu&quot; or ability to catch it? is off....

now....who wants to get me out of the house before i fill the bath with my own blood? :puppydog:



firstly, i know his thing about girls that hate themselves was meant to be sarcastic... but judging from past experiences, it actually seemed more true than not...


and don't fill the bath with your own blood, come over here... it's much more fun, and not as messy

[NicotinePatches]

haha buy me a car ? :bigpimp: :loot:

[Wickity]

Who's yo sugah daady?

[NicotinePatches]

heyyy wickity! we met the other night....i remembered!
and yes i need a sugah daddy for reals.

[JunglystPimp]

don't you live down in the 'dorf?

[badkitty3804]

wow...all kinds of people that live fairly close to me.

[Yakko Red]

Prospective clients? :gotme:

[badkitty3804]

Prospective is the wrong tense. :wink:


*straps on thigh high boots*

[jrob]

this bitch is bad ass. no, really.

[JunglystPimp]

she's a huge softie

[Yakko Red]

Originally posted by badkitty3804
Prospective is the wrong tense. :wink:


*straps on thigh high boots*

Another day, another dolla
got those bitches
permanently on the holla..

[badkitty3804]

You've taught me well Cliffy :puppydog:

[Yakko Red]

why the puppy dog look babe?

[badkitty3804]

ahhh, the memories. :badkitty:

It's a GOOD puppy dog face. :D

[Yakko Red]

Swoon baby swoon... you know i'm the playa that has the flava that you sava...

[badkitty3804]

like :whoa:

SPEAKING OF WHICH...where were you Saturday, you missed a sweet, sweet party. :D Someone was drinking New Castle...I started looking for ya once I saw the first empty bottle of it. :wink:

[Yakko Red]

I heard.... I've not been myself recently... sorry i missed out but i won't make the same mistake again ma'am i promise.

[badkitty3804]

*puts whip away*

ok :wink:

[Yakko Red]

Thank you for sparing me... you know i'm not into pain but more of the "Al Green and a fireplace" kind of guy.

[badkitty3804]

Al Green and a fireplace is good for the 'healing' nights. :tarvis:

*...sings*
"uhh, sexualllllll heeeaaallllinng...."

[Yakko Red]

No doubt... just add a glass of couvasier and it's all good...

[badkitty3804]

http://www.obeygiant.com/stickers/bootlegs/images/leonphelps.gif

[Yakko Red]

I mispelled Courvoisier... damn me.

[badkitty3804]

...as long as you can spell 'superior wang', you're ok :wink:

[Yakko Red]

Who has to spell it when they can.... nevermind. :wink:

[badkitty3804]

[/perfectsetup]

:neener:

[Yakko Red]

:yakkored:

[badkitty3804]

:badkitty:

My smilie moves. :yes:

[Yakko Red]

Mine shows something more sinisiter than :evilred:

[badkitty3804]

Because you ARE more sinister than I, the angelic badkitty. :D

[Yakko Red]

Hey, i'm a bad boy... and don't you girls just love that? :yakkored:

[badkitty3804]

We just love to shag your type.

Shag you ROTTEN BABY

grrr.

[Yakko Red]

:haha:

Don't I know it?

[badkitty3804]

so, uhhh...How youuu doin'? :tarvis:

Baby, you must have a mirror in your pocket...I can SO see myself in your parts.

*fans herself*

[Yakko Red]

I'm doin..... I'm doin..... gooooooooooooood.

[badkitty3804]

holy thread hijacking batman!

[JunglystPimp]

thank you for the hijack, i was getting sick of the :pityparty: