MY New Years Kiss

[JunglystPimp]

Ladies, today is your lucky day. I am now accepting applications for my new years kiss (assuming i'm not in stowe). Please inquire within...


that is all...

[badkitty3804]

:rolleyes:

A true P...I...M...P would not have to put out an application on the internet :wink:

[lupitanahsee]

:haha:

[retail]

:werd:

[Buddafly]

hehe...

[cee]

:haha:

[BestBoardHooker]

there should be some kind of rule against trying to pick up members of the opposite sex on the board...hell, even the same sex!

[Muramasa]

Oh I dunno, it seems like it would be a good match, ya know?

a person who tries to pick up people on the board + a person who would get picked up on the internet =:specialed: babies! Yay!

[Yakko Red]

Originally posted by badkitty3804
:rolleyes:

A true P...I...M...P would not have to put out an application on the internet :wink:

she makes me proud.

[BestBoardHooker]

now that's a scary thought!

ahhhh! mental picture!

[Yakko Red]

he didn't need to say the "B" word, it was totally uncalled for

[2cute4u]

Shouldn't you let people know where you expect the kiss to take place... location is key. Ha ha. But, EVERYONE should be at the Sydicate-Skillz New Years Party! Yay!!!!

[Valencia Styles]

badkitty's pimp hand is strong :yes: :bigpimp:

[Yakko Red]

who do you think helped her hone that pimp hand?

[Valencia Styles]

the one the only... teh cliff :specialed:

[BestBoardHooker]

Originally posted by 2cute4u
Shouldn't you let people know where you expect the kiss to take place... location is key. Ha ha. But, EVERYONE should be at the Sydicate-Skillz New Years Party! Yay!!!!

oh I will definately be there!

but as for getting a kiss, well, we'll just have to wait and see...hey Kristin, will you be my midnight kiss? :smooch: hehe! I'm sure a few people would get a kick out of that!

[EurotrashEve]

Well now I know who my NYE kiss will be...a girl
I corrupted long time ago back in catholic school girl days.
She's going to Velvet w/ me ..YAY

[the sex molesters]

:nixo: this thread sucks.

[SCHLiTZ]

there needs to be an internet PIMP protocol to follow in these situations.... :pimp:

[JunglystPimp]

inergy, shove it.

[the sex molesters]

junglistho, kiss it.

[JunglystPimp]

wow, you're fucking original.

if you think my thread sucks, then leave. nobody is making you post. go choke on a dick.

[the sex molesters]

fine. i'll fuck off if you do the same.

[EurotrashEve]

drama:rl: :rl: :rl:
stop the fighting..don't make me come over there

[the sex molesters]

yeah, old drama at that.

[EurotrashEve]

Let it die please.it's almost 2004
THE YEAR OF NO DRAMA

[A.J. Inx]

I know who I want
I always know who I want.
And it's not you.

Oh, snap.

*le sigh*

[the sex molesters]

look, i'll stop being a prick to him as soon as he stops being a prick to me. i don't see that happening any time soon, so on it goes.

[A.J. Inx]

PRICK PATROL! :cheer:

[housecat]

I don't think so. Both of you. In your corners now.

[the sex molesters]

justin's the one motherfucker off this message board who's been an ass online AND off. i think he deserves what he gets.

[housecat]

SHUDDDDDDUP!!!!

[NicotinePatches]

haha holy :poop:

[badkitty3804]

:sillyme:

I think it's a sexual tension between the two of them. They should TOTALLY solve this in jello match.:yes:

[A.J. Inx]

I thought everyone on this board was an ass? I thought it was a requirement?

:gotme:

[the sex molesters]

Originally posted by JunglystPimp
wow, you're fucking original.


yeah, thanks. sure got your "i'm accepting applications" bit beat, now don't i?

[A.J. Inx]

:cheer: HOT yaoi jell-o matches :cheer:

[badkitty3804]

Originally posted by A.J. Inx
I thought everyone on this board was an ass? I thought it was a requirement?

:gotme:

I'm not an ass, I just grab them.

:puppydog:

[the sex molesters]

MOST people on here aren't asses. justin excepted, of course.

[A.J. Inx]

OH.... okay.... then that's just me, then. That's cool. :residentbrit:

*passes the PLUR onto Emily* :lessthanthree:

[badkitty3804]

*eats PLUR*

[JunglystPimp]

hey, this is no fair, he was picking on me while i was offline...

THAT'S CHEATING!

i just give him a hard time because he takes it seriously... sheesh man

and how was i an ass in person? the ONLY time i ever met you was saturday, and i didn't even talk to you.

this makes me an ass how?

[badkitty3804]

you are an ass :shrug:

[JunglystPimp]

but i will admit to being an ass, i just think inergy's justifications were a little far-fetched

[the sex molesters]

yeah you did talk to me briefly. and you were an ass. i rest my case.

[NicotinePatches]

hahah time for beef jerking.

[JunglystPimp]

Originally posted by djinergy
yeah you did talk to me briefly. and you were an ass. i rest my case.

I WAS DRUNK!!!

don't be so judgemental

[the sex molesters]

i was drunk too (obviously, look at the pics...). first impressions are critical, bruva.... and you made a bad one.

[JunglystPimp]

and furthermore, you can't expect me to change my nature for you, just as i wouldn't expect you to change yours for me...

we're just two completely different people. that's all. I'm sorry man, but this relationship just isn't working. i think we need a break.

[velvetgoldmire]

I smell a duel at dawn. Pistols. Ten paces. Winner gets thrown to the lions.

[the sex molesters]

:haha: true, that. it's like my mother and i.... we're not bad people, we just don't get along. personality conflicts and shit.

[badkitty3804]

you guys can still make out :shrug:

[JunglystPimp]

pfft. fine, i'll be civil.

i'm sorry for being such a prick andy. i'm sure you didn't totally deserve it.

[the sex molesters]

.....and here, it ends.

[JunglystPimp]

Originally posted by badkitty3804
you guys can still make out :shrug:

the only making out that's going to occur is between you and... hmm, i should probably PM you the details...

[badkitty3804]

:no:

NO I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU!

[the sex molesters]

ok, it's all me then?

:jk:

[badkitty3804]

I'll be :snog: with Ms. Tigermomma. :yes:

[JunglystPimp]

it's official... new years i'm making out with my bottle of Dom... that's it.... women are the devil

plus i'm leaving at 6 am the next morning to go to snowshoe!!!!!


FUCKING RIGHTEOUS!

[the sex molesters]

yeah i totally made a lame-ass attempt to steal you from her, but as we all know, her pimp hand is much bigger than mine. lol.

[the sex molesters]

bottle of dom..... mmmmm :snog: i would totally make love to some liquor if i could afford a bottle. dom would be nice too, but that's WAY outta my price range.

[JunglystPimp]

it was a 21st birthday present that i was saving for an adequate occasion

[the sex molesters]

nice. i'm jealous.

[JunglystPimp]

*bump*

[velvetgoldmire]

Originally posted by badkitty3804
:no:

NO I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU!
Chlorophil Man is up there talking about I don't know what, and all you can do is talking about making out with me! I'm here to learn, people, not make out with you! Go on with the chlorophil!

[Wickity]

Originally posted by badkitty3804
I'll be :snog: with Ms. Tigermomma. :yes:



:pics:

[Gizmo]

but who will be my...

Laaaaady! Of the morning!

[Julierose]

Originally posted by djinergy
bottle of dom..... mmmmm :snog: i would totally make love to some liquor if i could afford a bottle. dom would be nice too, but that's WAY outta my price range.

my mom got my dad a bottle of dom for x-mas... on one hand I would like to try some when they open it, on the other I'm scared to be around when they open it...
"no daddy, stop! You're crushing mommy!!!!"
:chilly:

[tigermomma]

Originally posted by badkitty3804
I'll be :snog: with Ms. Tigermomma. :yes:

:ohshit: 

:woot:

:snog:

[tigermomma]

Originally posted by Gizmo
but who will be my...

Laaaaady! Of the morning!

Theres more than enough of me to go around :tarvis:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*scratches head in consternation at the recent turn of events*

[Alexis]

:snog: with my boy...

[swoon]

[Wickity]

:ANden:

[Gizmo]

so where ARE you guys going to be for NYE? I didn't see tigermomma or badkitty post in there... :(

[Jungleluv09]

I'm thinking about going to Sonar... But thats a far ass drive back to Springfield in the morning! I don't wanna get hit by any drunkards... What do you think?

[Alexis]

Originally posted by Wickity
:ANden:

:yes: :hifive:

[tigermomma]

Originally posted by Wickity
:ANden:

*raises eyebrow questioningly*


Originally posted by Gizmo
so where ARE you guys going to be for NYE? I didn't see tigermomma or badkitty post in there... :(

 

Check yo PMs :D

[miss becca]

hmmm. i'd jello wrestle bad kitty. *raises eyebrow*

[miss becca]

only cherry or lime though. jeahh.

[miss becca]

OMGOMGOMGOMG. it's totally custom avatar time. weeee.

[2cute4u]

OMG!!! Emily and Becca jello wrestling would be the hotness... please do!!! Please do... I know a lot of guys that would pay to see that one... Come on ladies... Make some money!

[Buddafly]

did you guys miss the jello-fest party last year?

[lupitanahsee]

Originally posted by djinergy
justin's the one motherfucker off this message board who's been an ass online AND off. i think he deserves what he gets.

I met him NYE and he was nice. he gives and takes teh sarcasm very well...PLUS he showed me teh super secret back entrance way to teh parking lot :yes: