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Albert's Mom

2003-12-12, 11:51 PM

I was thinking...it's hard 4 me to find time to get a flu shot. why not offer flu shots at the club? then, one night you could offer blood pressure screening. another night you could offer glaucoma sceening. just a weird thought....

spiggums

2003-12-13, 03:42 AM

somehow I find it hard to think that would be very sanitary

Johnna

2003-12-13, 03:57 AM

wait ! this is not started yet ? .... that wasn't a flu shot I got in the ladies room last night ? oh my God !!

http://www.johnna.net/hammer_2.gif

Toon

2003-12-13, 05:16 AM

it might be well noted that is would just be a new idea for clubs, not a new club idea... like a new idea about a club design or style?

I'm sure it'd be easy to let the government O.K. flu vaccinations for businesses pertaining liquor liscenses... :slap: ..had to use one of 232 well worthless smilies icons..

Could you people waste more space with this crap? lol

Lynchx

2003-12-13, 07:34 AM

sounds like someone been smokein to much crack :X

Someoneonthenet

2003-12-13, 08:29 AM

:wtf:

buzzboy

2003-12-13, 10:12 AM

yeah and vacinations and alcohol dont mix well. this is and must be the worst suggestion ever.

cleophite

2003-12-13, 11:16 AM

clean up, feedback forum, aisle one. can we get a mop here please?

Albert's Mom

2003-12-13, 11:48 AM

OK, but I'm not going into a club or any other crowded place until I get a flu shot! I was mad sick this summer with this evil cold that weakened me for weeks. It was teh suck. Want to avoid that experience any time soon. babs

jonmanny

2003-12-13, 04:54 PM

While we're at it, why not have free physicals as well. (Turns head to side and coughs...)

SCHLiTZ

2003-12-13, 04:56 PM

Then get a flu shot dumbass... you can depend on the club for pounding music and a nice place to get drunk and dance, but a flu shot? come on, are you that dumb?!

SCHLiTZ

2003-12-13, 04:57 PM

Originally posted by jonmanny
While we're at it, why not have free physicals as well. (Turns head to side and coughs...)

I thought that was what the pat-down was for.... they grab everyone's balls, right?????

ao125

2003-12-13, 07:03 PM

Perhaps they should be handing out wellfare checks and doing drivers license renewal at Nation too! In fact, if they could just stop being a music venue, it would be the perfect place to do everything! Banking... Drycleaning... Getting my teeth cleaned.... Nation is the spot!

Lynchx

2003-12-13, 07:46 PM

might as well hold court dates too than maybe i'll actually show up for one LOL

Johnna

2003-12-13, 10:35 PM

great .... you mean all those pelvic exams over the last few years were a scam too ?

Anti-DieselKitty

2003-12-13, 10:45 PM

:haha:

Wickity

2003-12-13, 10:48 PM

Yeah, let's get needles in the clubs...

I like the idea, I think it could do wonderful things for the scene's PR.

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Jungleluv09

2003-12-13, 11:32 PM

:loser:

Jungleluv09

2003-12-13, 11:34 PM

:postal: :idea: :rl:

mattb

2003-12-14, 07:45 AM

ha ha... flu shots at nation? who would administer them? maybe the guy in the bathroom with the cologne could do it, after he hands you the paper towel he'll stick you real quick.

DJDiversty

2003-12-14, 08:08 AM

mattb

2003-12-14, 08:59 AM

Originally posted by DJDiversty

Would you have to tip him for your flu shot too?

sure, if you want a fresh needle!

ao125

2003-12-14, 12:06 PM

Originally posted by ecolonsmak
ha ha... flu shots at nation? who would administer them? maybe the guy in the bathroom with the cologne could do it, after he hands you the paper towel he'll stick you real quick.

I feel bad because I never have any cash to tip that guy. I mean, itz kinda creepy to have him there since I'm fully capable of drying my own hands - but still.

merkurboy

2003-12-15, 03:44 PM

I think it's a good idea, but it's like, I see what you're saying, I don't need someone to hand me a towel. I can reach over myself and get it. Too bad they don't have a guy like Jim Carrey from Cable guy , that moustache cracks me up

mtd2003

2003-12-15, 03:51 PM

Originally posted by ao125
Perhaps they should be handing out wellfare checks and doing drivers license renewal at Nation too! In fact, if they could just stop being a music venue, it would be the perfect place to do everything! Banking... Drycleaning... Getting my teeth cleaned.... Nation is the spot!

Some of those aren't bad ideas..

Check-cashing leaps to mind. It's a Friday, where the hell else would you want to cash your paycheck?

Sure, that's remarkably irresponsible thinking, but whatever.

And if that coatcheck was also a drycleaner...

trash oscar

2003-12-15, 08:23 PM

this is the funniest thread, thank you Albert's Mom for having funny idea's. This thread is a classic.

spiggums

2003-12-15, 08:27 PM

s/funny/dumb/ and you're onto something

A.J. Inx

2003-12-15, 08:27 PM

...:no:...

pojimoko

2003-12-15, 08:53 PM

...or maybe a free FIST in yer ass for every person that comes up with a new club idea!

oh wait, that's a new club idea...

nevermind, cancel that.

Johnna

2003-12-16, 10:25 AM

Bwahahahahaha

IndoRave

2003-12-16, 10:42 AM

it's like cubik gonna be one stop shopping for everything? damnn.....hahhahaa....:delirious:

sirenofthestorm

2003-12-16, 10:45 AM

Why go anywhere else?

IndoRave

2003-12-16, 10:47 AM

hahhah....that sure gonna be awesome!

ao125

2003-12-16, 12:31 PM

Maybe there can be a flea market there saturday mornings, so that when people wake up off the floor, they can cash in on the amazing deals around them!

elad

2003-12-16, 12:36 PM

OMG YES! also, it would also be really cool if they could assists us in filling our tax returns.

mattb

2003-12-16, 01:05 PM

get some reps from pre-paid legal to set up shop as well. if you get a DUI while leaving the club, come back next week and they can help you straighten it out. keep the ideas coming!

ao125

2003-12-16, 01:06 PM

With all of the auto "service" places around, there is no reason I shouldn't be able to just drop my car off at coat check for oil changes.

ggfab

2003-12-16, 01:07 PM

Originally posted by Albert's Mom
I was thinking...it's hard 4 me to find time to get a flu shot. why not offer flu shots at the club? then, one night you could offer blood pressure screening. another night you could offer glaucoma sceening. just a weird thought....

OMG- somehow the ideas of mixing the club environment with needles makes me want to lose lunch.

I cannot imagine even thinking for one minute yeah lemme get a drink while I wait for this untrained weirdo to stick me. :wtf:

:badkitty:

ggfab

2003-12-16, 01:08 PM

Originally posted by ao125
With all of the auto "service" places around, there is no reason I shouldn't be able to just drop my car off at coat check for oil changes.

for some reason this is totally hilarious:haha: :afterbuzz:

ao125

2003-12-16, 01:14 PM

Originally posted by ggfab

for some reason this is totally hilarious:haha: :afterbuzz:

:hypnotized: Thatz cuz I'm totally hilarious! :hypnotized:

ggfab

2003-12-16, 03:49 PM

I thought you were a sex pot built for womanizing...:shrug:

ggfab

2003-12-16, 03:50 PM

I don't think anyone says 'sex pot' anymore- what's wrong with kids nowadays:ontome:

ao125

2003-12-16, 03:50 PM

Can't I be a funny sex pot built for womanizing...

ggfab

2003-12-16, 03:52 PM

If your up for kidnapping...yeah, I suppose.

ao125

2003-12-16, 04:04 PM

So long as I don't get kidnapped in a VW bus, I'm down.

ggfab

2003-12-16, 04:09 PM

Sorry- I have a Lexus.

:ontome: What kind of weird fetish is that anyway...your on some ol' Glen Burnie shit, eh?

*kids* :D

ggfab

2003-12-16, 04:10 PM

:haha: Oh shit...I thought you said you wanted to get kidnapped in a bus...:badkitty: *dies laughing*

:shit:

ao125

2003-12-16, 04:11 PM

I was thinking more of Back to the Future for some bizzare reason when the dude rocked up in an old VW bus and blow up a Fotomat.

ggfab

2003-12-16, 04:21 PM

You're def on the terrorist tip today man. That's you in your avatar if I remem. correctly...Halloween?

ao125

2003-12-16, 04:23 PM

Yeah... My halloween costume where I dressed up as bin laden and even went to nation...

ggfab

2003-12-16, 04:26 PM

So you're buddies with Ed/Spiggy, eh?

I was thinking of having him spin at a party soon...what's your impression of his style?

ao125

2003-12-16, 04:30 PM

Yeah I've known ed for....oh jesus... I think it has to be at least 6 years now... where has all the time gone? At any rate, I dig his style. While Ed is big into the electroclash/house/italo disco and he does a decent job of feeling out a floor and giving them what they want. I am, for lack of a better term, his apprentice dj...

ggfab

2003-12-16, 04:36 PM

Nice. Well said.

I don't know him well but he sounds like what I'm looking for. I hope he won't be :blush: for me getting the scoop. I know you both are good friends.
You guys are VA_boys, right?

ao125

2003-12-16, 04:40 PM

Naw... I think he'd rather my honest opinion than that of either someone trying to hug hiz nutz or someone who doesn't like him... and yeah, we're both virginia peeps.

ggfab

2003-12-16, 04:42 PM

Nuthuggers and haters are banned and deserve to die.

my opinion.

spinal cracka

2003-12-16, 05:36 PM

ggfab

2003-12-16, 05:40 PM

:haha:

ao125

2003-12-16, 05:40 PM

Originally posted by spinal cracka

Are you really a mom?

you act like it

No... babs is without offspring...

ggfab

2003-12-16, 05:41 PM

Originally posted by spinal cracka

Are you really a mom?

you act like it

DUDE!! Adam- wtf is UP??? This is Giovanna...:D

spinal cracka

2003-12-16, 05:53 PM

hey hey hey gfab

hit me up this weekend...
i lost your number

ggfab

2003-12-16, 05:54 PM

I LOST yours too. My phone bit the dust on Thanksgiving. Sux.

I def want to see what's been up with you tho...any parties lately>?

Sorry i missed your Halloween gig.

NicotinePatches

2003-12-16, 06:01 PM

ahh maybe it'd be more....popular, maybe more people would actually get it... especially all the rolling/tripping/tweaking..etc...kids....who wouldn't feel a thing. :) And, no appointments to be made!

spinal cracka

2003-12-16, 06:09 PM

it was fun

im having another party this monday in baltimore

at this virgin venue montego bay.. the owner is really cool

i think john tab and dj sun are going to be spinning plus myself and my boy Rsonist

so hopefully ill see you there

are you coming to cubik this week?

ggfab

2003-12-16, 06:13 PM

I will talk to John about it more on Thursday and pm you with my didgets.
Yeah, hellz yeah I'll be there for D&R and RITM- r u kidding?

I'll be there Monday...no doubt. I won't miss this one. i would have come Halloween but I was in NYC as you know.

starlight

2003-12-16, 08:04 PM

Originally posted by ao125

I feel bad because I never have any cash to tip that guy. I mean, itz kinda creepy to have him there since I'm fully capable of drying my own hands - but still.

You know I don't understand why you guys have a towel guy in the men's room.

We ladies don't have one!!!!!! :ripped:

Its weird I've gone to Nations countless times and I just found out about the guy in the men's bathroom back in October. When the guy I was with came out of the bathroom and said something about the guy who gave him soap. And I was like "YOU HAVE SOAP!?!??!"

That's fucked up. Why can't the women have soap!?? Seriously!!!!!!

And flu shots at a club is a very stupid concept. *gives you her flu germs* muahahaah

mtd2003

2003-12-17, 10:25 AM

Originally posted by starlight

You know I don't understand why you guys have a towel guy in the men's room.

We ladies don't have one!!!!!! :ripped:

Trust me, you're probably better off WITHOUT the grizzled old guy leering at you while you relieve yourself.

ao125

2003-12-17, 10:30 AM

I mean, if I have to pick a: "Have no paper towels or soap by 11:30" or b: "Have soap and paper towels given out by some creepy guy all night", I'm going to definitely choose b... but it is a definite trade.

Besides, sources tell me women's bathrooms elsewhere have carpet, couches, tv's... shaved meat / sandwich trays... bowling alleys... you get the idea. You can rough it at Nation for once.

:falatic:

starlight

2003-12-17, 11:38 AM

Originally posted by mtd2003

Trust me, you're probably better off WITHOUT the grizzled old guy leering at you while you relieve yourself.

Well fortunetly for me I relieve myself behind a locked bathroom stall!! :raveon:

We still deserve to have soap dammitt!!!!

starlight

2003-12-17, 11:41 AM

Originally posted by ao125

Besides, sources tell me women's bathrooms elsewhere have carpet, couches, tv's... shaved meat / sandwich trays... bowling alleys... you get the idea. You can rough it at Nation for once.

:falatic:

lol

Very few bathrooms are like that. The bathrooms in Nordstroms (at least the last time I used a Nordstrom bathroom) have couches and even an area to nurse babies and stuff.

I dunno about TVs and stuff though. That would be sweet! :raveon:

GOTHIKA

2003-12-18, 10:15 AM

I'm not sure who's more weird: the guy who made up this idea or the people actually believing him. . . but there were at times a towel woman in the ladies room at Nation.

ao125

2003-12-18, 10:46 AM

I heard they had to take out the bowling alley and air hockey tables when it was changed from the Capitol Ballroom to Nation

Electric Head

2003-12-18, 11:17 AM

sirenofthestorm

2003-12-18, 11:35 AM

I went to a few clubs that offered free AIDS testing in Texas. I am sure if liscensed professionals were administering the test and the club got proper authorization that it would be legal. But I am not a lawyer nor do I understand the laws here in this crazy area.

El Magnifico

2003-12-18, 12:01 PM

An STD test at the door and special coinciding colored wristbands (red for HIV, blue for Syphallis, etc)...:delirious:

ao125

2003-12-18, 12:31 PM

Originally posted by El Magnifico
An STD test at the door and special coinciding colored wristbands (red for HIV, blue for Syphallis, etc)...:delirious:

And then based on that we can section off parts of the club... and then we can tat... MEIN FUROR, I CAN WALK!