Being Queer in Tha Winta.......

[koolaidluva]

This is a email i wrote to my best friend..check it...TODAY IS THE DAY...WISH ME LUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yo Nelly,

how come i always wind up having a crush on sombody, and not saying ANYTHING to the person until the semester is almost over ahhhh!!!!!!!!!!1

check it.

Me and this boy always wind up somehow walking into each other, like u know how sombody is comming down the hallway and your turning the corner and u kinda run into each other? well this happens to us all the time. So i say to myself...i gotta speak to this boy i mean hes obviously gay!! well i can tell...
BEEP BEEP GAYDAR

Then this one nite i went to walmart with this girl blair and jen cause we had to work on a project, and we're walkin down the aisle < were all laughin and causin ruckus, because we were laughing about how we space out>... i had to get some shavin cream and some this face scrub and who do i see
Mystery boy! so he looks at me and i look back and im like RYAN SAY SOMTHING...so i say Wattup, and he gets this big smile on his face and waves

SO since that day ive been trying to run into him again
so this one day i think last week, i turn the corner and once again we run into each other...but we didnt speak..i was scared n all shy n ish...but he looked at me like.."hmmm i so wanna talk to u but ...ahh..."

so today i tried to leave class early to run into him, but i was typing you some mail and i started talkin to this one girl terissa!

so im walking to class and who do i see comming towards me...MYSTERY BOY! and he kinda slipped on the ice, and he tried to play it off....so as i walk towards him i speak and im like..HAHA i saw that!! and he said "HEY" and laughed

ONLY GAY BOYS SAY "HEY"!!! hahaha so thats the point of my story!!

the bad thing is NOW ITS THE END OF THE SEMESTER and the ONLY DAY I HAVE LEFT TO RUN INTO HIM..FIND OUT HIS NAME and POSSIBLY GET HIS NUMBER is WENSDAY!!!! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

aiight...thats my story about being Queer in Winter!! Hes soooo cute...but damn skinnny!! boy needs to eat.he has these pretty ass eyes, he looks like..persian and black or somthing...DAMN DAMN DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


love u
Ryan!


THERE WILL BE A UPDATE LATER...i figure what the hell do i have to lose...

the question is, my gaydar tells me that ONLY gay boys say HEY, not followed by a Wazzup or Man...am i wrong???!!! Does my gaydar decieve me........

[Anti-DieselKitty]

Originally posted by koolaidluva
the question is, my gaydar tells me that ONLY gay boys say HEY, not followed by a Wazzup or Man...am i wrong???!!! Does my gaydar decieve me........

Hmmm...interesting... There should be a study. :yes:

[Anti-DieselKitty]

Oh and goodluck finding him and talking to him Ryan!:wink:

[Mandaba]

OMG koolaid, you are just so cute :smooch: GO AFTER HIM! get some winter snugglins!

[Julierose]

awww... i love stories like this about cute little gay boys in love!!! Look, you need to just go talk to him. It could be coincidence that he is saying things that set off your gaydar (can someone say metrosexual) You need to have a conversation with him, its the only way you can know for sure. I don't know, compliment his shoes and if it whips him into a verbal frensy about how they are fine italian leather shipped to and hand stitched in the foothills of brazil, you know that you dont need that gaydar tuned up. I'm not really one to talk because my gaydar is rusty as hell after this past hetero relationship(do girls have gaydar or is there some sort of strange derivitive that encompasses lesbians?) Anyway, to sum it all up. Run into him, talk to him, make a judgement on whether he might be interested or not, if so ask him to go out for coffee or something to celebrate the end of the semester. DONT FORGET TO GET A NUMBER FOR OVER THE BREAK!!!

[cee]

Well if ya keep runnin into him now I'm shure it will happen again!!! Goodluck Koolaidluva!!!
O yeah how u know he's not following u???

[ggfab]

That was the best story I've read in awhile. Good luck!!:twothumb:

I just wonder, did he say Heeeeeee eeeeeeeey or just Hey? :shrug: It makes a difference:D

[breaks princess]

Koolaid, could you be any more adorable? Go for it, the man would be a fool not to spend some time with you :D

[housecat]

:werd:

[sensitiv]

koolaid is teh cuteness. oh yeh, i say hey instead of wazzzup. is that an exception?

[Anti-DieselKitty]

No, cause remember, we thought you were gay before. So it was just a false positive on the gaydar.

[lupitanahsee]

Originally posted by koolaidluva

the question is, my gaydar tells me that ONLY gay boys say HEY, not followed by a Wazzup or Man...am i wrong???!!! Does my gaydar decieve me........


that may not always be true...ive known a couple of guys that set the gaydar blipping away when i first met them and turn out not to be gay or even on the bi now gay later plan. you have to ask yourself if in your little run ins there seemed to be any connection...if he seemed bashful or playful in any sort of way...

you must definitely ask for his number the next time you see him...so what...if he's not interested for whatever reason, who cares...life's too short.

[Julierose]

Originally posted by lupitanahsee
bi now gay later plan.

:haha: I signed up for that plan years ago... :haha:

[Fetterbug]

even if he is gay, and you ask for his number, you may wind up with a great friend instead...........

[Gizmo]

bi now gay later... :afterbuzz:

you people are killing me today. :D

[koolaidluva]

:haha: Sometimes u cant help but love this damn board!

Werd Julie Werd, i hadnt even thought about saying somthin about his shoes < slap myself>...aiight so im gonna say somthin about his shoes to break the ice < he does rock really cute shoes>

Thanks everybody:smooch:...good good advice!! Haha i remember the Adam Mysteries!!!

So today i see him..BUT i was walking up the stairs, and he was comming down, but the hallway was crowded..so he spoke, i spoke but that was the extent of that, and we didnt get a chance to talk...grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!

but hey its all good...if its meant to be it will be
so on friday ill find some way to talk to him, and be like..." yeah we keep running into each other, whats your name?" and see where it goes from there...

ALL I HAVE IS ONE MORE DAY!!!!!!!!!! FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHH:bigpimp:

[cee]

Originally posted by koolaidluva
:haha: Sometimes u cant help but love this damn board!

Werd Julie Werd, i hadnt even thought about saying somthin about his shoes &lt; slap myself&gt;...aiight so im gonna say somthin about his shoes to break the ice &lt; he does rock really cute shoes&gt;

Thanks everybody:smooch:...good good advice!! Haha i remember the Adam Mysteries!!!

So today i see him..BUT i was walking up the stairs, and he was comming down, but the hallway was crowded..so he spoke, i spoke but that was the extent of that, and we didnt get a chance to talk...grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!

but hey its all good...if its meant to be it will be
so on friday ill find some way to talk to him, and be like...&quot; yeah we keep running into each other, whats your name?&quot; and see where it goes from there...

ALL I HAVE IS ONE MORE DAY!!!!!!!!!! FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHH:bigpimp:


Just do it :bigpimp: I still think hes following u!!!

[Julierose]

Glad I could be of some help...GOOD LUCK!!!!:thumbsup:

[ggfab]

Originally posted by sensitiv
koolaid is teh cuteness. oh yeh, i say hey instead of wazzzup. is that an exception?

You, my half pint luv, are the only one that can really answer this question.

*kids*

[brkbt junglegrl]

I just got one thing to say...........

YOU BETTER WORK IT BOY.....

hehe well babyboi I say do tha dayum thang....go getchur's and worry bout the rest later. Your fuckin hott and if he dont want you then hes stuck on stupid! I mean seriously.."things happen for a reason" or so they say..maybe its fate..u keep "running" into him. Either that or u got a stalker on ur hands...hehe!

I think any guy would be ignorant if he said no to...u deserve nuthin but the best mi amor! And u know this! So go get em!! *besos* babyboi!

[SCHLiTZ]

Originally posted by koolaidluva
the question is, my gaydar tells me that ONLY gay boys say HEY, not followed by a Wazzup or Man...am i wrong???!!! Does my gaydar decieve me........


This reminds me of a joke....

What do gay horses eat?




















HEYYYYYYYYYYY.....

[ggfab]

:cute: haha

god, everyone is being funny today.

[ggfab]

maybe I'm just cracked out because I haven't had a drop of likker in 6 days other than Nyquil :badkitty:

[koolaidluva]

:haha::afterbuzz: My point exactly....hahaha i remember when i first heard that joke...i almost DIED

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[brkbt junglegrl]

me + u = its on like muthafuckin donkey kong!! Dec 26th! oh yeah!

[koolaidluva]

Bling Bling, its on like a bad perm on sharpton....and now if i can get cutie to come..haha..

Yes adam u are an exception:delirious:, just make sure u say Wazzup after your Hey...so u wont go around confusing the hell outta peepz gaydars....then again...its kinda phat to confuse people!! :woot: for sexual ambiguity!!

[Julierose]

Originally posted by koolaidluva
:woot: for sexual ambiguity!!

:werd:

[lupitanahsee]

Originally posted by Schlitz



This reminds me of a joke....

What do gay horses eat?



















HEYYYYYYYYYYY.....

man this totally reminded me of this email on of my bois sent me...it was the dictionary of gay terms.

heyyy: a greeting; the more y's on the end of the word are indicative of how gay you are.

[koolaidluva]

Originally posted by brkbt junglegrl
I just got one thing to say...........

YOU BETTER WORK IT BOY.....

hehe well babyboi I say do tha dayum thang....go getchur's and worry bout the rest later. Your fuckin hott and if he dont want you then hes stuck on stupid! I mean seriously..&quot;things happen for a reason&quot; or so they say..maybe its fate..u keep &quot;running&quot; into him. Either that or u got a stalker on ur hands...hehe!

I think any guy would be ignorant if he said no to...u deserve nuthin but the best mi amor! And u know this! So go get em!! *besos* babyboi!


haha:woot:i :lessthanthree: you shorty..... i didnt even see what u wrote, i was in class on the board on the SNEAK TIP! and my professor was straight up being NOSEY!!, GURL U KNOW IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! haha funny thing is ..HE might think im stalking him...hahaha

and werd, he seems pretty chill...PLUS he was carrying a City Paper...

BOYS
THAT
READ THE PAPER
AHHH!!!!!!!!:lovemachine:

cause reading if fundamental.....and (some) bookworms are SEXY!

[brkbt junglegrl]

:smooch: i love u babyboi!!

[Mandaba]

:affection: koolaid ALWAYS makes my days better

[koolaidluva]

:woot:, just :chug: da ish!!.....your "stories" always trip me out....has everyone heard amandas Feelgood STory??!! hahah if not..ask her to PM it to u!! funny stuff!!

on a sad note...i believe Me and Mysteryboy is a lost cause..i didnt see him today, i got my hair cut all phat, some new clothes.....and its the last day!!:crying:

well off to work @ gap...maybe sombody cute n fly will flirt with me:woot: hahaha

[sychie]

awwwwww.....too bad koolaid....maybe you'lll see him next semester?? who knows...the universe works in strange ways.

(btw, the "bi now, gay later" cracked me up...i know quite a few of those"

[orangeglow]

Koolaid. You didn't bring your ass to BBB. Now you're not bringing in the hot boys.

:noway:


You need a confidence recharge. :D

[Muramasa]

Go Ryan go!!:delirious:

IM me next time you see me, I'll have to tell you the story of 'Charly and the uber-hot swim teacher who will be living in the same dorm hall' and the accompanying incident.:afterbuzz:

And :werd: on what everyone else says- Dooo eeeet!!1!11!.7

Dude would have to be straight up stupid to pass up the mystery-flava koolaid!!

[Mandaba]

Originally posted by koolaidluva
:woot:, just :chug: da ish!!.....your &quot;stories&quot; always trip me out....has everyone heard amandas Feelgood STory??!! hahah if not..ask her to PM it to u!! funny stuff!!




:whoa: shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh it NEVER happened....

[Chicago]

A good friend of mine in Chicago is the most flamboyantly gay man I have ever met in my life. His energy is totally infectious and even my most homophobic friends who have met him absolutely adore him. He always has the best gay jokes too. Here is one he told me...
A gay guy gets on the bus, pays his fair and starts walking to the back of the bus, when a redneck turns around and says "Fuckin fag, where're your pearls?" To which the gay man promptly whips around and says "Pearls with corduroy? Are you mad?"

You had to hear the way he told it with his inflection to get the goods, but it's still funny all the same.:afterbuzz:

[spiggums]

Originally posted by koolaidluva
just make sure u say Wazzup after your Hey...so u wont go around confusing the hell outta peepz gaydars....then again...its kinda phat to confuse people!! :woot: for sexual ambiguity!!

so then this begs the question:

what if one interchanges "Hey," "what it is," and "oi" as greetings with no real preference towards either one...

:ontome:

[Albert's Mom]

Originally posted by koolaidluva



haha:woot:i :lessthanthree: you shorty..... i didnt even see what u wrote, i was in class on the board on the SNEAK TIP! and my professor was straight up being NOSEY!!, GURL U KNOW IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! haha funny thing is ..HE might think im stalking him...hahaha

and werd, he seems pretty chill...PLUS he was carrying a City Paper...

BOYS
THAT
READ THE PAPER
AHHH!!!!!!!!:lovemachine:

cause reading if fundamental.....and (some) bookworms are SEXY!

It would've been better if he'd been carrying around The Blade, LOL!

seriously hon, feel for ya! i wish you only success & happiness! bs

[badkitty3804]

Ryan!

omg. :puppydog:

You are so frikkin' adorable. :smooch:

[numbskull]

'ey, maybe next semester or maybe not getting to talk was fate being like "whoa!! dude's bad news. gotta save the koolaid."
either way, no big. just get yours.