1/2 price anal sweaty weiner bugers!

[retail]

BEST.

SHOW.

EVAR!!

:affection: x 2

:afterbuzz::hifive::lessthanthree:

[badkitty3804]

:haha:

I'm curious to watch next week.

THAT's illegal in arkansas.

:afterbuzz:

[betseyxox]

I didn't know thats how you make onion rings! It's funny and educational.

[retail]

:haha:

PBS material fer sure :yes:

[Anti-DieselKitty]

I love it... Especially Paris flashing her ass while dancing and dancing with herself in the mirror.

[retail]

class with ass! :hifive:

[kennyloggins]

the only disappointment i have about this show is that it's just now airing after t.v. has been saturated with "real life shows." has anyone ever seen ted nugents show on vh1? that's a classic in the making.

[Anti-DieselKitty]

She doesn't have an ass though... Did you see last week that they had to blur out her ass crack when her pants were falling off?

I am loving the little kid- he's the funniest.

[retail]

actually this was my first night watching it.

and i like paris' petite derriere! :ANden:

[Fetterbug]

:dammit: i was so busy playing ssx3 i forgot to watch the show!

anyone know when it re-runs?

[The Drifter]

I cant wach the show any more. I get five minnutes in and I have to change the station.

[Anti-DieselKitty]

I love it! It gets better every week! Paris is definitely my favorite.

[Mandaba]

i work the night it comes on :ripped: i wanna see :puppydog:

[Anti-DieselKitty]

Nicole is the master of rude comments said with a straight face, completely seriously. I love it, she's fearless.

[Wickity]

Originally posted by dabigfro99
I cant wach the show any more. I get five minnutes in and I have to change the station.



:werd:

[bboyneko]

Originally posted by Fetterbug
:dammit: i was so busy playing ssx3 i forgot to watch the show!

anyone know when it re-runs?

I LOVE SSX3!!!!!!

[ekitn]

That show is f'n hysterical! I laughed my ass off when they were rolling around the store in their Sonic milkshake suits!! :afterbuzz:

[retail]

if you don't appreciate this show there is something seriously wrong with you :afterbuzz:

[retail]

...or me :shrug:

[BuzzCat]

there ya go, $56!

What do we do with it?

Cash it.

Where?

At a bank.

........the horrible pain of that show, and it's so addictive...like Nicole's heroine problem.

[RedHedGurl]

okay so last night was my first time watching the show....pretty fuckin funny shit right there. Those girls are soooo stupid..

:::looks at check for $56::::

"what do I do with it?"
"cash it"
"where do I do that?"
"a bank"

:doh:

[RedHedGurl]

hahah whoops...i shoulda submitted my post quicker!

[retail]

:haha:

wow.

[BuzzCat]

lol. :D I think you wrote it correctly though.

[breaks princess]

I love Paris. I just heard that she will probably make 10M on her own this year. What is it about insanley rich people just attracting money?

[retail]

for REAL :ripped:

[ravetildawn]

the best was definately when they waddled across the street in their sonic milkshake outfits over to the supermarket....

and that little boy is the cutest - i want to pick him up and put him in my pocket!

[Anti-DieselKitty]

His accent is cute.... Obviously he likes Paris and Nicole the best, since they did have that important talk about chickens the first day.

[Mokey]

That kid is adorable, he's so sweet. What is he, 4 years old? They have him up on a chair doing the dishes at 4, wow. I also enjoyed the part where Nicole and paris got their first W-2.

[mtd2003]

They didn't give Paris nearly enough credit for the bacon-making, the roller-skating and the order taking.

That all rhymed.. unintentionally.

Without Nicole screwing around, she'd have done a fine job.

Maybe I'm just in love with her. :lessthanthree:

[era one]

:buttsex:

[punkasschikadee]

i saw my first episode last night... the cow milking episode where they were filling the bottles with water.. yuck

but yeah paris hilton is :lessthanthree: :woowoo:

[The Drifter]

Saw this on the front page of some tabloid in the train station.

" I am not a tramp." Paris Hiltton

Any body belive her?

[bakednotfried]

after watching her porn,i was curious to check this out...and I like it!:raveon:

[Article One]

Originally posted by retail
BEST.

SHOW.

EVAR!!

:affection: x 2

:afterbuzz::hifive::lessthanthree:


definitely hilarious, but it shows how spoiled, selfish, and bratty they really are. especially paris.

[retail]

which equates to entertainment for all :eddie:

[Article One]

oh, of course :yes:

[Bunny]

I thought the show was hilarious. That little boy is funny. Especially when he was running around playing with Paris' dog Tinkerbell. Ha! Ha!

[tm1nor]

i hear they are having a 2nd season

[EurotrashEve]

I wanna make a video series with paris hilton
she's so hot

[punkasschikadee]

oh no i missed it! :sillyme:

[The Drifter]

No you didnt.

[EurotrashEve]

Okay no drunken Eva paris hiltonish' antics this week at cubik..plurhaps the next I will be out??????

[Anti-DieselKitty]

Last night was too funny when they told that kid's ex they were going to double team him at home later! :afterbuzz:

[Nos]

Nicole wrote the kid's name on her chest. How fucked up is that?

[Anti-DieselKitty]

Fucked up, but funny. The whole thing is funny.

[breaks princess]

Last nite was hilarious. I love how they were so bitchy to his ex. She was like, "Oh hi. I'm Paris" The ex looked like she wanted to die.

[scott]

Just out of curiousity does anyone remember an Old Saturday Night Live with Alec Baldwin. The Schweaty Weiner Skit. The one where he's advertising Schweaty hot dogs on the radio. "There's just no mistaking the aroma of a schweaty weiner."

[Anti-DieselKitty]

:haha: Yes! It was on the NPR cooking show! Soooo funny! I loved the one where the women act all drunk and then at the end they are told it was non-alcoholic eggnog.

[scott]

sweet, I'm glad you remembered. :thumbsup: Good ol SNL.

[The Drifter]

Ths show makes me bleed out of my ears.

[Anti-DieselKitty]

OMG! I love it more and more after each episode. :affection:

[retail]

:stupid:

[uberclkgtr]

Originally posted by scott
Just out of curiousity does anyone remember an Old Saturday Night Live with Alec Baldwin. The Schweaty Weiner Skit. The one where he's advertising Schweaty hot dogs on the radio. "There's just no mistaking the aroma of a schweaty weiner."

Schweaty balls? :yes:

:afterbuzz:

And the line after they find out it's non-alcoholic egg nog: "wow, i could have sworn we were hammered."

:D

[Fetterbug]

I can't believe she aplashed water on her face and told the auctioneeer that her cat died!
I was gasping for air through that whole scene! :afterbuzz:

[breaks princess]

did you hear paris when they were playing trivial pursuit last nite? The answer was Shannon Dorhety, and she said, "I hate that girl". Shannon is Rob Solomn's estranged wife. Rob was the guy in the porn with Paris!

[bboyneko]

Originally posted by breaks princess
did you hear paris when they were playing trivial pursuit last nite? The answer was Shannon Dorhety, and she said, "I hate that girl". Shannon is Rob Solomn's estranged wife. Rob was the guy in the porn with Paris!

Apparantly shannon stalked her and kept on threatening her etc because Paris was dating her ex. Why do people care so much if someone they know is dating an ex? An ex is an ex, get the fuck over it.

Im on Paris' side on the shannon thing.

As for the splashing water on her face and the cat thing...how old are we? 12? I mean jesus christ..they really think the entire universe revolves around them. If I were the auctioneer I would bitch slapped both of them and been like 'bitch bettah have my munny'

and then they wulda been like 'dont worry big daddy neko we got yo money, docha worry' and then idda been like 'ya thats right, bettah not disrespectin' big daddy'

then i wulda bitch slapped them again for good measure. :bigpimp:

[Fetterbug]

Originally posted by breaks princess
did you hear paris when they were playing trivial pursuit last nite? The answer was Shannon Dorhety, and she said, "I hate that girl". Shannon is Rob Solomn's estranged wife. Rob was the guy in the porn with Paris!


:delirious: Yea, that was awesome.

[ekitn]

Originally posted by breaks princess
did you hear paris when they were playing trivial pursuit last nite? The answer was Shannon Dorhety, and she said, "I hate that girl". Shannon is Rob Solomn's estranged wife. Rob was the guy in the porn with Paris!

:delirious:
I missed that detail!! They should TOTALLY have sent Shannon Doherty into that town. It would be funny as hell to see her & Paris scrap!!!

[Anti-DieselKitty]

That little boy still has me cracking up! He's 3 yrs old and he know Colin Powell. :delirious:

[ekitn]

The pink shoes on Tinkerbell were so adorable!! I thought she would try to kick them off, but she pranced around in those things like a true fashion plate!!