single and lovin' life!!!!

[BestBoardHooker]

so yeah, this is the first time I've been single in almost three years and to be honest I couldn't be happier! it was hell at first but now I quite content with being alone. Just thought I'd share my joyous revelation...

[housecat]

:hifive: Being single can rock. Glad you're loving it :)

[korbendallas]

go on wit yo bad self :)

[Alexis]

horray for you, I have been single for almost two years and have just met someone.
tattoed, skinny white boy, emo, and ex military

I have nothing in common with him. He sure is hawt though. :ANden:

[housecat]

LOL!

[Alexis]

He wants to come to a "rave" with me

:plur:

[housecat]

:haha: You should bring him!!!

[BestBoardHooker]

just to let everyone know...I'm presently doing the happy Mormon dance...not that you can see me or anything but I just thought you should all be informed...

I am so happy! I am so happy!

[Alexis]

I am, I told him he's not allowed to dance though...(unless it's the happy mormon dance of course)
He agreed. He said as long as there is alcohol he'll be just fine.

:buzzboy:

[korbendallas]

I recently became single and I'm still adjusting.

[cee]

Originally posted by housecat
:hifive: Being single can rock. Glad you're loving it :)


:werd: 2 dat!!!

[housecat]

He's not allowed to dance? Oh, wait. Skinny white boy... hmmmm can't dance huh?

:jk:

sorta ;)

He DOES sound hot though!

[retail]

Originally posted by WanderingStarz
I am, I told him he's not allowed to dance though...(unless it's the happy mormon dance of course)
He agreed. He said as long as there is alcohol he'll be just fine.

:buzzboy:

:afterbuzz:

that the guy from saturday night? (:forgetsname:)

[housecat]

Originally posted by korbendallas
I recently became single and I'm still adjusting.
????????????????????

:sok:

[Yakko Red]

Originally posted by LilSunnyGirl
so yeah, this is the first time I've been single in almost three years and to be honest I couldn't be happier! it was hell at first but now I quite content with being alone. Just thought I'd share my joyous revelation...

Yay for you.

I'm this years Evey.

I'm the good thing a girl couldn't see if i fell down from the sky.

Or however that goes.

I'm just being ill because I hate christmas, i hate relationships, i hate people, and i hate all of you.

I like cookies though, they make me feel "right as rain" especially when they are hot out of the oven.

[scott]

I've been single for a little over a year now. I am so "damaged goods."

[Alexis]

whattt?!?!?!? dude, that sounds so wrong

why praytell are you "damaged goods"?

:crying:

[korbendallas]

Originally posted by housecat

????????????????????

:sok:

yeah, about a month ago. Aside from the emotional aspects of the break up...there were other challenges....because we lived together....had to get my own place and stuff. It's a challenge adjusting to being single and living alone after being use to the way things use to be, for so long.

[Yakko Red]

*damaged goods* means he has trust issues or something.

:touchmymonkey:

[ggfab]

Independant is awesome.
Single is unsatisfying.

[Alexis]

Originally posted by retail


:afterbuzz:

that the guy from saturday night? (:forgetsname:)

:yes: he is loud, and annoying in public but he's so sweet.
we are still just friends.
and yes, Dina..he is hot...I have pictures :ANden:

[ggfab]

Originally posted by korbendallas


yeah, about a month ago. Aside from the emotional aspects of the break up...there were other challenges....because we lived together....had to get my own place and stuff. It's a challenge adjusting to being single and living alone after being use to the way things use to be, for so long.

Mike, change is good.:thumbsup:

[ravetildawn]

Originally posted by ggfab
Independant is awesome.
Single is unsatisfying.

hi g!

total :werd: to that one!

[ggfab]

Originally posted by Yakko Red




I'm the good thing a girl couldn't see if i fell down from the sky.



What makes you good?

[korbendallas]

Originally posted by ggfab


Mike, change is good.:thumbsup:

:werd: I agree...just takes some getting use to...ya know?

[BestBoardHooker]

Originally posted by Yakko Red


I like cookies though, they make me feel "right as rain" especially when they are hot out of the oven.

I like rice crispy treats...I think I'll go make some!

but I'll bake you cookies sometime...I enjoy baking on a regular basis...not eating, just baking!

[Alexis]

Originally posted by Yakko Red
*damaged goods* means he has trust issues or something.

I thought I was gonna have to bust out with this...:tmi:

Originally posted by ggfab


What makes you good?

He's an elitist, woman! doesn't get much better than that.

[ggfab]

Originally posted by korbendallas


:werd: I agree...just takes some getting use to...ya know?

yes, I know. It takes time to get over people and relationships as hard as we might think we are. For every year, I truly believe, it takes one month per to get over that person.
Together 5 years- takes 5 months.

I've now graduated and am facing the trials of finding someone interesting enough to *types and deletes*

You comin out to the white party Friday?

[scott]

Originally posted by Yakko Red
*damaged goods* means he has trust issues or something.

:touchmymonkey:

I wouldn't go so far as to say trust issues. I just think the " great " realtionships I've been in have left my soul scarred. Time heals all I suppose.

[korbendallas]

Originally posted by ggfab


You comin out to the white party Friday?

hmmmm I don't know. I might rest up for the dp party on saturday I have to get there early to set up and drink :)

[ggfab]

Originally posted by WanderingStarz

I thought I was gonna have to bust out with this...:tmi:



He's an elitist, woman! doesn't get much better than that.

When you are a 'self-advertised' elitist it is equivelent to eating high end fast food.
(it's not as good as it looks or as they say it is...lol)
I don't know him personally and was interested in knowing what he thinks makes himself- "good" in others eyes...


Yours truly,

The snob talkin' to your boyfriend with no ulterior motives.

Just kidn:D

[ggfab]

Originally posted by korbendallas


hmmmm I don't know. I might rest up for the dp party on saturday I have to get there early to set up and drink :)

Is this the pud-wraaastlin pardy>?:specialed:

[tigermomma]

Being alone can be nice sometimes.
Being lonely is not however.

I'm never alone and I never lack for love (in pint size doses)

The only thing I miss about relationships is the constant sex. :D

[korbendallas]

Originally posted by ggfab


Is this the pud-wraaastlin pardy>?:specialed:

yeah...rsvp and come out, foo.

[Alexis]

Dearest elf.

I am moving up your way

watch yourself

Love,

Santa (master&owner of North pole/Elist foo Inc.)

[BestBoardHooker]

Originally posted by tigermomma


The only thing I miss about relationships is the constant sex. :D

yeah, I do miss the sex...my most recent ex was damn good in bed! oh wow! :thumbsup: can I just say "my god!"...hehe!

[ggfab]

Originally posted by WanderingStarz
Dearest elf.

I am moving up your way

watch yourself

Love,

Santa (master&owner of North pole/Elist foo Inc.)

OMG!!! Drunken Santa Bum Partiesss !!! WHoot ee tooT!!!


:eddie:x 1000000000000


Where?!?!! spillit!:shady:

[ggfab]

Originally posted by LilSunnyGirl


yeah, I do miss the sex...my most recent ex was damn good in bed! oh wow! :thumbsup: can I just say "my god!"...hehe!

:slap: and what's his address*cough*

[tigermomma]

Originally posted by LilSunnyGirl


yeah, I do miss the sex...my most recent ex was damn good in bed! oh wow! :thumbsup: can I just say "my god!"...hehe!

 

The only thing that sucks when you have a talented lover, especially one that is *more* than a lover is that they are few and far between.

I can say with absolute certainty that I have only had three lovers that threw me over the edge, and the last of those was almost two years ago.:ripped:

 

[retail]

don't you mean, "LUVAAAAH?"

*cue hilarious SNL skits w/ will ferrell and rachel dratch*

:delirious:

[BestBoardHooker]

yeah, he was by far the best I've been with and that's saying a lot considering I'm bi and my first girlfriend was damn good herself....but he was just....ummm....there are no words to describe it...yeah! like that!

[ggfab]

*thread takes a turn for the worst*

*aborts*

[korbendallas]

*speechless*

[maynard]

:ontome:

[BestBoardHooker]

so yeah...I'm going to shut up now...

<----crawls in corner and hides

[ggfab]

"hides" :no: mmm hhhm, yeah. sure. :nono:

[tigermomma]

:haha:

So prudish!!! I love it!

:afterbuzz:

But uhhh, yeah...dont stress, you will find someone that satisfies you again, and when you do you'll appreciate all the more.

(this goes for non-sexual things)

[ggfab]

:D

[LaPistola]

Originally posted by housecat
Skinny white boy... hmmmm can't dance huh?

:jk:

sorta ;)





HEY!!!
I resemble that remark!

[BestBoardHooker]

yeah but until that day I'm going to stand strong knowing that I don't need anyone else to justtify my own self worth....and for so long I really have depended on others' opinions...it feels good to finally be happy, truly happy, with myself...it feels even better to be getting rid of so much drama (but that's another subject)

[Mitaic]

what the hell is a happy mormon dance? :dunno:

[LaPistola]

Originally posted by tigermomma

The only thing I miss about relationships is the constant sex. :D



:werd:

[ggfab]

Originally posted by tigermomma
:haha:

So prudish!!! I love it!

:afterbuzz:

But uhhh, yeah...dont stress, you will find someone that satisfies you again, and when you do you'll appreciate all the more.

(this goes for non-sexual things)

*guilty concience*

Are u tulkin ta me?


*holds virgin ears while in here*:scared:

[tigermomma]

Originally posted by LilSunnyGirl
yeah but until that day I'm going to stand strong knowing that I don't need anyone else to justtify my own self worth....and for so long I really have depended on others' opinions...it feels good to finally be happy, truly happy, with myself...it feels even better to be getting rid of so much drama (but that's another subject)

&nbsp;

Congrats hun, there are some people that never reach this point.&nbsp; :smooch: and :werd: independence is the *BEST* feeling in the entire world.

[BestBoardHooker]

Originally posted by Mitaic
what the hell is a happy mormon dance? :dunno:

I really have no idea either except to say that I'm happy, I'm Mormon and I'm dancing...does that make any sense?

[BestBoardHooker]

Originally posted by tigermomma


&amp;nbsp;

Congrats hun, there are some people that never reach this point.&amp;nbsp; :smooch: and :werd: independence is the *BEST* feeling in the entire world.

it's crazy to think that I really haven't been single since the time to that I was fifteen (that's six years for anyone who's counting). I've just been so afraid of being alone. My last boyfriend really helped me find so much strength within myself. I hope someday I get the oppurtunity to tell him how truly gratefull I am to him. (and not just for the great sex!)

[ravetildawn]

Originally posted by tigermomma


&amp;nbsp;

The only thing that sucks when you have a talented lover, especially one that is *more* than a lover is that they are few and far between.

I can say with absolute certainty that I have only had three lovers that threw me over the edge, and the last of those was almost two years ago.:ripped:

&amp;nbsp;

werd!

i've only really had one lover who was quite talented. the others were just kind of...there.

lover is a funny word.

[BestBoardHooker]

Originally posted by ravetildawn



lover is a funny word.

it's better than calling them your mate or something to that effect

[housecat]

Originally posted by korbendallas


yeah, about a month ago. Aside from the emotional aspects of the break up...there were other challenges....because we lived together....had to get my own place and stuff. It's a challenge adjusting to being single and living alone after being use to the way things use to be, for so long.
Give it a month and you'll love your freedom :)

[tigermomma]

:afterbuzz:

I kinda killed it when I wrote that didnt I? Three times too many, lol*sex on the brain*

And I hate sexual incompatibility....no one likes to talk about it...but its such a problem.

*sigh*

[jleib]

yeah i just became single too. Wow, weird

[korbendallas]

Originally posted by housecat

Give it a month and you'll love your freedom :)


:werd:

[korbendallas]

Originally posted by jleib
yeah i just became single too. Wow, weird

tis the season :)

[evey]

I myself was single for 3 years. After a while, it just gets old.

[Alexis]

I am still single :tarvis:

everyone is breaking up, what is with this?

all of these hot men becoming suddenly available

[ggfab]

*throws arms up*

*makes christmas list in a shallow way*

:patricia:

[Alexis]

:tarvis: :yummy: :menthol:

[Jet Pilot]

it does make christmas alot easier when you don't have to buy gifts for some one you've been with for a while

[Jet Pilot]

Up the hill to go suseed
nistalgas warmth is all we need,
past disapointments turn to steam
With superhero's in our dreams.
~Oakenfold - Great Wall, 2 (3)

[Capital Zero]

just buy me gifts instead. thanks.

[housecat]

only if you change your avatar. ewwwwwwwww

[Alexis]

yeah really....ugh

nastee
:nixo:

[elad]

recently turned single bisexual mormon WHAT!?!1

:ontome:

[Anti-DieselKitty]

Yeah, I don't think you can be bisexual and mormon....or have premarital sex.

[Jet Pilot]

no she's been both of them for a while, all accept for the single part. That just happened

[Anti-DieselKitty]

You can't be... I'm almost 100% sure that since Mormons don't accept gay people, they wouldn't accept bisexual people either. And sex before marriage is a big no no for them too. She's so going to Mormon hell.

[Alexis]

hahahahah silly mormons

http://www.fairlds.org/graphics/anti9f.jpg

[Capital Zero]

Originally posted by housecat
only if you change your avatar. ewwwwwwwww


hehe sweaty man ass is the foundation of life as we know it. you love it.

[housecat]

:hitit:






































:sick:

[Anti-DieselKitty]

Originally posted by WanderingStarz
hahahahah silly mormons

http://www.fairlds.org/graphics/anti9f.jpg

:haha:

Seriously though, they didn't even accept black people until 1978! Scary stuff. :chilly:

[Tybaltcap]

this thread makes me blush

[Muramasa]

Originally posted by Anti-DieselKitty


:haha:

Seriously though, they didn't even accept black people until 1978! Scary stuff. :chilly:

'Accept'
:afterbuzz:

Did they simply deny the existence of blackness beforehand?

"I'm telling you, I AM BLACK!"
"No you're not! Everyone knows black people don't exist. Like dragons."

:whoa:

[Anti-DieselKitty]

HAHAHAHA No Charly, they wouldn't allow them into their priesthood etc. There is a great site talking about the racism in the Book of Mormon though.

[Muramasa]

:yap:
:zzz:


:ontome:

[Anti-DieselKitty]

http://blogcritics.org/archives/2003/09/11/124713.php :hitwithrock: You know we're talking about it on AIM, you will have to look at the link eventually!

[Anti-DieselKitty]

That's not even the link I was looking for, but it'll do.

[Muramasa]

:crying2:

Just keep me away from those front-ass pants!!!:nixo:

[Anti-DieselKitty]

I'm going to tape that SNL sketch and send it to you.... You *have* to see it now! It definitely lives up to the hype!

[Muramasa]

:thumbsup:

Sounds good to me.:D

[Jungleluv09]

Being single is everything it's cut out to be, especially if you can sustain it for over three years... Now you're talking about freedom! :meditate:

[Tybaltcap]

like tantric sex?

[BestBoardHooker]

Originally posted by Anti-DieselKitty
You can't be... I'm almost 100% sure that since Mormons don't accept gay people, they wouldn't accept bisexual people either. And sex before marriage is a big no no for them too. She's so going to Mormon hell.

hey I never said that I was a good Mormon...I have my faults.

Originally posted by Tybaltcap
this thread makes me blush

admitting to something Timothy??? I mean, if I were you I'd be blushing too...

[Yakko Red]

Originally posted by LilSunnyGirl


I like rice crispy treats...I think I'll go make some!

but I'll bake you cookies sometime...I enjoy baking on a regular basis...not eating, just baking!

*EARS PERK UP*

did someone say cookies?

[Yakko Red]

Originally posted by WanderingStarz
Dearest elf.

I am moving up your way

watch yourself

Love,

Santa (master&amp;owner of North pole/Elist foo Inc.)

:haha:

[BestBoardHooker]

Originally posted by Yakko Red


*EARS PERK UP*

did someone say cookies?

yes I did indeed say cookies...yummy, yummy cookies...

damn it all, I want to bake something and I have no one to bake for...damn you Tim, damn you!

[Electric Head]

Originally posted by LilSunnyGirl


yes I did indeed say cookies...yummy, yummy cookies...

damn it all, I want to bake something and I have no one to bake for...damn you Tim, damn you!

Hey, I'm always here! If you bake something for me, I'll, um, bake with you in my own way

[Yakko Red]

Originally posted by LilSunnyGirl


yes I did indeed say cookies...yummy, yummy cookies...

damn it all, I want to bake something and I have no one to bake for...damn you Tim, damn you!

HOLY SHIT you're a rarity. I'll send you some recipes later on today and you can tell me what you think of the logistics side if they can happen or not.

[Electric Head]

Wow, this dude's REALLY into cookies!

Originally posted by Yakko Red


HOLY SHIT you're a rarity. I'll send you some recipes later on today and you can tell me what you think of the logistics side if they can happen or not.

[Yakko Red]

I'm into someone cooking for me... as my idea of cooking involves calling dominoes.

[Electric Head]

Here that! And I can appreciate someone cooking for me as well!

[Jungleluv09]

Originally posted by Tybaltcap
like tantric sex?


I wish!

[Electric Head]

Don't we all?

[BestBoardHooker]

I absolutely LOVE to bake...my last boyfriend lived too far away so I never got to bake for him...his loss I guess!

so yeah, cookies!

[Electric Head]

I can always come to Montgomey County If you need someone to bake for! Just tring to be helpful.

[BestBoardHooker]

sounds like a plan to me! I've been craving rice crispy treats for some time now actually...I know that's not technically baking but hey, they're still yummy!

so, what's the request? I mean, if you're going to come all the way from Alexandria there ultimately has to be a request....

[lupitanahsee]

I like being single. My freedom is most important to me. Any time something remotely attatching comes along, I get all suffocated and stuff...I feel all clinged on and stalked. It's cute for about a week, then it's just annoying. I say enjoy yourself while you're young, and leave the leachy (sp) bullshit for when you're 50 and need a world traveling partner.

[BestBoardHooker]

I must admit however that I do miss having someone to cuddle with. Cuddling is fun. So is kissing...

[housecat]

Yes it is but the single life OWNS!!!


Well for short periods of time anyway then it gets old :)

[BestBoardHooker]

ok, that's it...I need a ncmo (pronounced nick-mo) session...

yeah, that would stand for Non Commital Make Out

[madeofwires]

Originally posted by LilSunnyGirl
Cuddling is fun. So is kissing...

agree :werd:

[Electric Head]

Originally posted by LilSunnyGirl
ok, that's it...I need a ncmo (pronounced nick-mo) session...

yeah, that would stand for Non Commital Make Out

Ahhh, still reliving the one from last night.....mmmm.......love that rush of someone new. And sunny girl, when you need some ncmo, you can always call on me.....I'm here to help.

[Electric Head]

Originally posted by housecat
Yes it is but the single life OWNS!!!


Well for short periods of time anyway then it gets old :)

Happy to say (happy? not a strong enough word....fucking ecstatic) that the single life does indeed ROCK ROCK ROCK

[lupitanahsee]

Originally posted by LilSunnyGirl
I must admit however that I do miss having someone to cuddle with. Cuddling is fun.

Thats what I have my best friend for. I think he gives me more emotional support than i could ever want or expect out of any str8 man.


Originally posted by housecat
Yes it is but the single life OWNS!!!


:hifive:

[Electric Head]

I just noticed how impossible it is for me to be sincere with this avatar
<-------------------------------------------------

[jrob]

:haha:

I was about to call you on that....j/k. I like it, but it doesn't say "sensitive" or anything. haha.

[Electric Head]

Maybe that's why deez hos don't notice how sensitive I really am. And caring and respectful too. (just kidding ladies, you know I love you!)

[flerique2k2]

I don't see how you can be loving it, I am on the prowl.

[Electric Head]

Because it sucked so bad at the end

[BestBoardHooker]

so wait, are we still on for the make out session???

[lupitanahsee]

:lameflirt:

[Muramasa]

Originally posted by lupitanahsee
:lameflirt:

:werd:

[EurotrashEve]

I love being single b/c nobody owns me
and I am free to flirt with whomever I please without restrictions.

[HI-NRG]

still pissed about friday night huh? well i dont know you, but dont let your friend get to you, just vent it out and move on... once he sees how upset he made you if he still wants to be friends maybe he will appologize... i think last friday was a full moon or something tension in the air.....

[kennyloggins]

both ways (single and hitched) have their benefits. being on the prowl is probably the most fun, though. no commitment and a variety of options

:thumbsup:

[Chicago]

on the prowl and too ugly to have options

[BestBoardHooker]

Originally posted by kennyloggins
both ways (single and hitched) have their benefits. being on the prowl is probably the most fun, though. no commitment and a variety of options

:thumbsup:

I have my eyes on someone in particular actually...I guess that's close enough to being "on the prowl"...

I'm a firm believer of the fact that if something is going to happen then it will and there is no use in going out looking or trying to force it...just relax and let it be!

[kennyloggins]

there you go.. as long as you practice what you preach that's a good way to look at relationships

[Electric Head]

word is born

[RYU]

Being single rawks!

[Electric Head]

Yes it does.....even in Hoodbridge.......

[JunglystPimp]

hey single girl

e-mail me pics

justinv1@umbc.edu

[JunglystPimp]

better yet, let's go grab a beer... after you send me pics

[RYU]

Hey girlz that R teens, single, Married, MILF's, or Even GILF's (Grannys) email me Ur pix!
*Wink*

lol

[Electric Head]

You are talking to sunnygirl right? Don't be fooled by my sexy, sexy girl to the left.

[punkasschikadee]

:sillyme:

[RYU]

Originally posted by punkasschikadee
:sillyme: Never pegged U as someone that liked smacking herself...
hmm...

[Electric Head]

:lovemachine:

[punkasschikadee]

Originally posted by RYU
Never pegged U as someone that liked smacking herself...
hmm...

it was in reference to you my darling

[Electric Head]

DOH!

[BestBoardHooker]

Originally posted by kennyloggins
there you go.. as long as you practice what you preach that's a good way to look at relationships

yeah, I'm trying...I mean, you know how I was. I don't want to screw things up the way I did with him....I feel horrible for the way things ended and I honestly don't want to hurt this way again nor do I want to hurt someone else...but anyway...

[kennyloggins]

yeah well, you live and learn, just because one relationship is unrecoverable doesn't mean there aren't others

[tm1nor]

single 4 life

[Electric Head]

Originally posted by tm1nor
single 4 life

Big shot out to single Alexandrians !

[BestBoardHooker]

Originally posted by kennyloggins
yeah well, you live and learn, just because one relationship is unrecoverable doesn't mean there aren't others

very true sweety...I mean, it does suck in a way though b/c he's an awesome person and I would still like to be friends but I guess that's just not possible...oh well, such is life. time to move on to biggger and better things

[Electric Head]

Originally posted by LilSunnyGirl


very true sweety...I mean, it does suck in a way though b/c he's an awesome person and I would still like to be friends but I guess that's just not possible...oh well, such is life. time to move on to biggger and better things

We're in the same place. She told me last night, after her 4st 'friendly' visit over the last month+, I think we need to take a break. From what? Never seeing each other? She's the one who said lets stay in touch and go out once in a while. Number of times we've been out? 0. Number of times Ima askin again? <0

C'est la vie

[RYU]

Originally posted by DC Pimp



C'est la vie


U speak french too?

Tell me how good I am... I just got done with my French class.
I'm not that good so don't be HARSH..
Here's some of what I have learned in french..

RYU says ".. Can I get an order of French toast and French bread....Oh there is the Ifle Tower...."

I'm sure everyone in my French flass was sweating my skillz...
I get an A+ in the class...
But I'm guessing that was cause I was very good at French Kissing the hottie teacher/model...
lol:afterbuzz:

[Electric Head]

That's great.....the only french I know is "RETREAT!"

[ggfab]

*bats eyelashes*

What about French fries, kisses and toast?


:lessthanthree:

[Electric Head]

Ahh, that was mentioned already, but yes, I'd have to say that I'm a huge fan of french kisses. You think that a french oven is anything like a dutch oven? Is there even such thing as a french oven?

What's cool is if you excell at french kisses, you may get the opportunity to show your skillz at french toast. Not you personally, Gio, but you as in all of mankind. But I'm sure your kisses and toast are frencherific!

[ggfab]

You are a mess, Lance. :afterbuzz:x1000000000000

Tomorrow night I'll give ya the French 'what's up monsieur':D

[housecat]

:klondike: