If Your In Baltimore

[iminxtc]

dont dance or sit during the national anthem, and you better sing all every verse. If not you could face a fine of up to 500 dollars. or some shit...it was just on the news...correct me if im wrong.

[The Drifter]

What about the O?

[El Magnifico]

:patriot::usa: Sweet!

[ScottHenrysGirl]

really? i haven't heard that yet.

i think the "O" has been going out for a while now...it kinda just sucks.

[Buddafly]

:wtf:

I'm all for patriotisim, but don't have to stand if I don't want to. :sadblue:

[El Magnifico]

I can't wait until Baltimore is a complete police state. It's gonna rock soooo hard!

[ScottHenrysGirl]

haha, it NEEDS to be taken over! right now its run by junkies off the street. I saw a cop take some dude's 40 oz today. He was pissed. He was like "yo five-oh, gimmee back my drink, you're in my house!" (he was on a park bench). Go Balt City PD.

[El Magnifico]

I would have beat him down with my nightstick just for not calling me "sir."

[numbskull]

if they vote o'mally out we should build a wall around b-more and let 'em starve to death.

[The Drifter]

But then how would I eat.
But then how would I get to buzz.
But then how would I get my :spliff:
But then how would I get my Guinness :chug:
*pouts*

[numbskull]

you would move before the wall was completed

[xX J-Dat Xx]

Originally posted by iminxtc
dont dance or sit during the national anthem, and you better sing all every verse. If not you could face a fine of up to 500 dollars. or some shit...it was just on the news...correct me if im wrong.


do whaaa? :scared:

[El Magnifico]

"Escape from Baltimore" starring Kirk Russell as Snake Pliskin.

[SCHLiTZ]

That's a little much...
I do have to say that O'Malley is doing a great job and will never get voted out. The growth downtown is amazing.... now all that they have to do is get people to stop pan-handling. I can't go more than a block without somebody asking for spare money or some cracky mumbling something at me... it gets really old.

[SCHLiTZ]

and on this note.... why do our benches say, "Baltimore: the greatest city in america"?????? I liked the city that reads better.

[The Drifter]

From the creators of "BELIEVE"

Edit: sorry drunken typo

[SCHLiTZ]

BELIEVE....

[A.J. Inx]

Hun.

[DCdude]

the city that bleeds

[iminxtc]

ew

[A.J. Inx]

:no: that is so gross on so many levels :no:

[EurotrashEve]

One of the greatest moments I got to witness was when a crackhead redneck was walking by my stoop in gay ground zero in bAltimore with his eyes all bulging out and arms up in the air preaching about god is a lunatic blah blah blah and one of those quack tour busses goes by and the tourists are like OMFG at this guy b/c he was blocking traffic until a cop hauled him away in a paddywagon.

[The Drifter]

It true this city has over 200 murders this year alone and its not even christmas yet.

[A.J. Inx]

Aw, yes... home is a wonderful place sometimes... Eve, you're going to make me tell my frozen waffle story now...cuz you mentioned one of your bum-in-baltimore stories...

[The Drifter]

God bless the crack heads. Alway a souce of ammusment.

[A.J. Inx]

I can think of a few other sources of amusement... but none quite as amusing as the time I was at Timothy's this past summer drinking a beer outside...and watched a cracked-out bum walk right off the peer and into the bay....

I was like: :spit:

[sensitiv]

Oh my god...not singing the anthem. i can just hear all those slack jawed balmer rednecks wailing off key to the drunken tune of our national anthem at the ravens game. That 500 hundred bucks needs to go towards those 6 beers you ccan get with that at the stadium.

[mattb]

:haha:

[badkitty3804]

Baltimore is my love. I'm not skurred of it. :sadblue:

[EurotrashEve]

yeah then there's a guy who has OCD and goes around b-more city the whole day seperating trash in each individual trashcan..or the bum who's been holding his pants for almost a straight year without a belt...one time his pants dropped and I was like nowhere in sight seconds after that happened I took off in 6 inch platforms...the one's in fells are the best though

[A.J. Inx]

That's it. Sensitiv - you're never getting any luv. none. ever. :shady:

[badkitty3804]

Little T in Fells Pt. He can Freestyle like no other.

[The Drifter]

I have this hate/hate/love thing with Baltimore.

[A.J. Inx]

It's not "Baltimore".... it's "Bal-mer", you freak. :shady:






J/K!!!!! :afterbuzz:

[EurotrashEve]

Aj inx and at MICA did u ever have this one guy run into your drawing classes and pose like he was the real model then the real nude model would walk in and he took off without his robe..? that happened to me in 3 of my art classes at MICA

[The Drifter]

Originally posted by badkitty3804
Little T in Fells Pt. He can Freestyle like no other.


:werd: I call him MC but hes the only one Ill kick money to. I give the others my doggy bag from where ever I ate.

[A.J. Inx]

...um....no.... That never happened, actually...oh my god!! :afterbuzz:

I never knew you went to MICA!!

[sensitiv]

Originally posted by A.J. Inx
That's it. Sensitiv - you're never getting any luv. none. ever. :shady:

no LUV?! Whaaa? :slap: :smooch:

[The Drifter]

I used to run the coffee stand there when I was 16.

[sensitiv]

Little t is in my brothers skate video for the Citizens...its hilarious.!!!!!

[EurotrashEve]

Then there's Howard and he had torette's syndrome
he walked into a water pipe place with an inhaler and said you sold me a broke pipe and started speaking all crazy and preaching about some really insane stuff.

[sensitiv]

water pipe place? which one?

[The Drifter]

There needs to be a t shirt of the bums of baltimore.

[The Drifter]

more than likely Zions gate .

[EurotrashEve]

Originally posted by A.J. Inx
...um....no.... That never happened, actually...oh my god!! :afterbuzz:

I never knew you went to MICA!!
Yess I took quite a few classes there but didn't graduate from there..went to VCU's fashion design dept. for 2 semesters... ...I went to MCAD too and got my associate in fine arts. I hope to go to Parson's and get a BFA but in fashion design & marketing

[sensitiv]

zions gate is chill...ive purchased goods there...only once tho...Im a j Friendly advocate by all means.

[The Drifter]

Yea John at freindlys is the man. He hooked me up with this badass sidecar the first day he was open and knocked off like 15 bucks. I send all of my peps to him.

[sensitiv]

i did some shirt designs for them like a year ago...i got layed off from a design firm and john told me to give him some designs and he hooked me up since i was outta work. he is the man....i think ive gotten like 5 or 6 pieces there

[The Drifter]

I think I have gotten about 4 of my own and a more tha a few birthday and x-mas presents there. I had a hoodie from him but it got all fucked up one day at work.

[sensitiv]

dood...you need to see the last piece i got their...its an aquarium bubbler...one of the nicest pieces they had at the time...im glad i got it cuz john said people were eye'n it up like crazy...i had to save like a coupe paychecks and make sure the funds were alright cuz it was a doozy

[The Drifter]

He had a dragon there that was like 600$ that I wanted so bad but couldent bring myself to spend that much on glass.

Whata you doing tonight?

[sensitiv]

Im straight chillin...goin to bed so i can get up in the morn. your not far so maybe we should meet up sometime for buz. you can scope the aquarium piece, by the way it set me back like 425...but its worth it.

[The Drifter]

:werd: Im not to sure about this week but Im down for the 12th. What time do you normally leave to go down and what time do you leave the club.