uber pimpness

[kirk]

so my 58 year old dad has started to date a 26 year old dancer from philly's notorious delihah's den.


i figured she was a gold digger yet it turns out SHE's buying him dinner and taking him out and shit.


i'm amazed. it was different when he dated ladies younger than my older sister but now younger than me???

yikes!!!!



thoughts????????

[housecat]

Your dad is straight up a pimp.



That is all.

:bigpimp:

[MattaKnox]

see if you can score some wingman duty w/ some of her co-workers :shrug:

[cleophite]

alllllllllll riiiight :bigpimp:

[velvetgoldmire]

Dear Diary,

JACKPOT!

allllll riiiight

[kirk]

this pimp gene must be recessive.


actually i think its a geographic thing.


the gene hides when my bloodline is in the dc uurea.

[DRG420]

Your dads getting down on the floor like a pimp

[n-root]

That's awesome. Props to da pops!

[kirk]

Originally posted by DRG420
Your dads getting down on the floor like a pimp


the best part of this weekend's story was after their little date, they were making out in his car outside of her cplace.

i ask "did she invite you in?"

he replies "no she lives with her mom and her mom's younger than me"

i respond "maybe you can hook me up with her mom"

he responds "you are not well"

[velvetgoldmire]

Originally posted by KirkInOut



the best part of this weekend's story was after their little date, they were making out in his car outside of her cplace.

i ask "did she invite you in?"

he replies "no she lives with her mom and her mom's younger than me"

i respond "maybe you can hook me up with her mom"

he responds "you are not well"
I smell a sitcom!

[housecat]

:haha:

[kirk]

Originally posted by velvetgoldmire

I smell a sitcom!


wait until he gets hip replacement surgery next month and is "laid up" for a month with my irresponsible and flighty ass trying to care of an incapacitated control freak......


sitcom or possiby an episode of "murder she wrote"

[ggfab]

Originally posted by KirkInOut

actually i think its a geographic thing.


the gene hides when my bloodline is in the dc uurea.

:delirious:

there's nothing wrong with being a snob.


:bookonraves:

[kirk]

kirkout unleashes his recessive pimpness on dc in 04'.


ummm yeah

[cee]

JERRY JERRY JERRY!!!

[ggfab]

:haha:

*watches panties flyyyyyyy*:afterbuzz:

[beth]

in the words of don vito:

dont give her a ring, she'll keep it!!

[Fetterbug]

:haha: best show EVAR!

[RYU]

Originally posted by acid*stars
in the words of don vito:

dont give her a ring, she'll keep it!! :haha: :haha: :haha:


PS Ur Dad is a Pimp... Hopefully U don't have the Reccesive Pimp gene!:delirious:

[Article One]

Originally posted by KirkInOut
so my 58 year old dad has started to date a 26 year old dancer from philly's notorious delihah's den.


i figured she was a gold digger yet it turns out SHE's buying him dinner and taking him out and shit.


i'm amazed. it was different when he dated ladies younger than my older sister but now younger than me???

yikes!!!!



thoughts????????

dancers make :loot: :yes:

[SCHLiTZ]

Maybe that gene just hides out until you are like 40ish... just sit back and wait for the trim to come to you...

Big ups to pimp-daddy dads.... :bigpimp:

[housecat]

Kirk is very pimp. :hitit:

:wee: Too much candy and caffine makes me go :wee:

Sorry :)

[kirk]

today's update:


dad and stripper girl are heading down to the Terps-Wisconsin game tonight.


if you are a basketball fan and tune in the game...look behind the terps bench (5th row) and find the old white haired guy with the young nubian stripper girl.



guess he's bustin' out his college ball connects early in the courtship....





.....dina you know i am no pimp. i am merely a gimp whom is never limp.




holla

[housecat]

*holla's*

[kirk]

whoodeeee

whoooooooo!!!!!

[Yakko Red]

Originally posted by KirkInOut
so my 58 year old dad has started to date a 26 year old dancer from philly's notorious delihah's den.


i figured she was a gold digger yet it turns out SHE's buying him dinner and taking him out and shit.


i'm amazed. it was different when he dated ladies younger than my older sister but now younger than me???

yikes!!!!



thoughts????????

Have your dad's lady introduce you to one of her friends. Nothing is more bonding than a father/son double date with dancers.

[Article One]

fo rizzle... tell pops, "sharing is caring!!"

[Yakko Red]

As your father, he should look out for his son, and that includes getting the son a hot piece of tail or two on his meal ticket.

[xX J-Dat Xx]

maybe he really IS a pimp...

[kirk]

i was informed ny phone this morning that stan da' man will be kicking stripper girl to the curb.


in his werds

"i mean she's gorgeous and she's was fun to bring to the game--she's nice to have on my arm but it kind of freaks me out because when we get to talking about things, it feels like i'm talking to your sister or one of her friends"


i casually reminded him that at the ripe old age of 34, my sister is 8 years older than stripper girl.....


the other factor is that stan was almost snagged. his other lady friend who happens to be a REAL professional dancer has recently gotten cable and was trying to find him behind the bench during last nights terps game"


ohh to be a player.



we'll see how this all changes next month when he's laid up in bed after hip replacement surgery and i'm taking care of his

geriatric pimpin' ass.


:bigpimp: :crying: :bigpimp:

[ggfab]

Lemme get his number...:wink:



:D*jokes around*

[Alexis]

If she makes so much :loot: How come she still lives with her momz

:hmm:

[ggfab]

She's waiting to move into the uber:pimp mansion with Kirk's dad...:shrug:

[Alexis]

I will buy your dad dinner too if I can live in teh poolhouse

:ANden::tarvis:

[kirk]

credit debt is her issue (imagine that)

she makes about $1500/wk and she's not a hardcore couchdancer type (from what stan sez)



you can only live in the poolhouse if i can be your poolboy


g.....get ta steppin'

[Alexis]

DEAL :badkitty:

[ggfab]

:fu: I see howtiz, playa~!:blingbling:


:puppydog:

[Alexis]

You can live there too, and we can harass the locals, I in my santa suit you in your mighty elfdom

:evilred:

[ggfab]

*does teh mighty elfdom jig*

:bananarider: Do I get FREEEEEEEEE bananarides after tea?

[Alexis]

:yes: :tarvis:

[ggfab]

:cheer: x 10000000000000000


:woowoo:

[Alexis]

Originally posted by KirkInOut
credit debt is her issue (imagine that)

she makes about $1500/wk and she's not a hardcore couchdancer type (from what stan sez)



1500 a week and she's still in debt? wow...that is some pretty impressive credit debt, yo.



:scared:

ps. I am obviously in the wrong line of work

[kirk]

i am an in debt stripper trapped in a pseudoexecutivedjexathlete's body.





the horror

[ggfab]

:ez: nothing an ice cold one won't fix

[kirk]

cold/warm


whatever werx

[Alexis]

or :cracksmoker:

someone should tell your pops he'd be better off with a chinese prostitute. She'd luh him long time...

:ANden:

[ggfab]

one trak...:blush:

:bananarider:

[kirk]

more like one trak interpretation.


washAy washAY!!!!

[blewmymindblank]

sigh...my dad has been seeing a woman 4 years older than me for the past 2....:sadblue: I dunno what to call her......sis? :shrug:

[ggfab]

Originally posted by KirkInOut
more like one trak interpretation.


washAy washAY!!!!

*callz em likes ah sees em*

yeeehawwwwww!:bananarider:

[kirk]

Originally posted by blewmymindblank
sigh...my dad has been seeing a woman 4 years older than me for the past 2....:sadblue: I dunno what to call her......sis? :shrug:


be the she:bigpimp: and call her your beyatch.

[ggfab]

Originally posted by KirkInOut



be the she:bigpimp: and call her your beyatch.

:ontome:

*goes to look for post-decoder*

*shakes cereal box*

[kirk]

nappy nappy time for g.

[ggfab]

*borrows lap* :D