Orgasmic device

[Mitaic]

Push-button pleasure


19:00 07 February 01


A machine that delivers an orgasm at the push of a button has been patented in the US. The implant could help women whose lives have been blighted by an inability to achieve orgasms naturally.


please take it with a grain of salt...

http://www.newscientist.com/news/news.jsp?id=ns9999397
And apparently he's taking volunteers...
http://www.newscientist.com/news/news.jsp?id=ns99994419

[uberclkgtr]

salt?! ouch. dryness = bad. :no:

[iminxtc]

dryness is bad.

[Ragin Bajin]

What the hell.. Next thing we know, Women will want equal rights..

What is this world coming too!?!

[badkitty3804]

Lube = :yes:

[Emperor Tux]

So it's akin to an implantable vibrator?

[SCHLiTZ]

This has been around for years.... it's called a penis.

[KittyBleu]

Originally posted by Schlitz
This has been around for years.... it's called a penis.

:haha:


Um...yeah...a penis...that certainly promises an orgasm..

...what world are you living in?

[housecat]

Damn

[DNAgirl]

:afterbuzz:

Medtronic makes pacemakers :afterbuzz:

[RedHedGurl]

hahahaaha! Good one Kitty!

[Tigger]

ouchie!

[Alexis]

Originally posted by KittyBleu



Um...yeah...a penis...that certainly promises an orgasm..

...what world are you living in?

:afterbuzz: :badkitty:

[ZFunnyGirl]

Originally posted by KittyBleu


:haha:


Um...yeah...a penis...that certainly promises an orgasm..

...what world are you living in?

HAHAHaha...:delirious:

[Fetterbug]

Originally posted by KittyBleu


:haha:


Um...yeah...a penis...that certainly promises an orgasm..

...what world are you living in?


:ohshit:

[hue-e]

So what happens when she loses the controller and some punk kid get ahold of it and continually presses teh button until the batteries are dead? :D

[Wickity]

or some enterprising hacker discovers the frequencies used to trigger the thing?

[hue-e]

:haha: that's the shit man

[DeAtHmOnGeR bEaR]

:afterbuzz:

That would be awful!!

[tigermomma]

Wow.
Fuck sexual dysfunction, this would be awesome to play with period. :yes:

I can see just see the future, people walking the streets, going into convulsions, emitting groans of pleasure...

*ponders story line for new erotica*

[ZFunnyGirl]

whomever can do that will rule the world...

[krazylittleangel]

<----- needs no such toy thingy :P

[n-root]

Originally posted by KittyBleu


:haha:


Um...yeah...a penis...that certainly promises an orgasm..

...what world are you living in?


LOL! nice one

[badkitty3804]

I still can't find the contact info for this. :shrug:

[Metalheadz038]

Hmmmmm orgasms with a touch of a button. Wonder what happens when you push the volume up button?

[buster]

*ahem*...
how do you know when a woman has had an orgasm?


























.....who cares....:delirious:

[retail]

Originally posted by djbuster
*ahem*...
how do you know when a woman has had an orgasm?


























.....who cares....:delirious:

:spit::haha::afterbuzz:

[badkitty3804]

:shadyfu:

[SCHLiTZ]

Originally posted by Wickity
or some enterprising hacker discovers the frequencies used to trigger the thing?

drive-by orgasms..... ?

[badkitty3804]

pshaw...in a perfect world.

[krazylittleangel]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by djbuster
[B]*ahem*...
how do you know when a woman has had an orgasm?


























when her moans change to xtc and her body contracts within and without......also.......when she starts calling you MR. LOVER LOVER!!!!:evilred: :smooch:

[Tybaltcap]

anyone seen Orgasmo? I want one of thoes guns!

[buster]

[i]Originally posted by 28eternal

when her moans change to xtc and her body contracts within and without......also.......when she starts calling you MR. LOVER LOVER!!!!:evilred: :smooch: [/B]

well yeah - that too...

[krazylittleangel]

also....if she keeps wanting to have sex with you:thumbsup:

[lb0236]

I was gonna say...I saw something like this in the movie Orgasmo...........
Hrmmmmm
I think this could turn into a realllly bad thing lol...

[DJ_ej20]

Originally posted by lb0236
I was gonna say...I saw something like this in the movie Orgasmo...........
Hrmmmmm
I think this could turn into a realllly bad thing lol...

DVDA?

[krazylittleangel]

hmmm i forgot all about this thread! how could i forget this thread?:slap:
personally, my orgasmic devise is herbal essence shampoo and conditioner and body wash. whose with me on this??:thumbsup: :raveon:

[Electric Head]

Originally posted by djbuster
*ahem*...
how do you know when a woman has had an orgasm?


























.....who cares....:delirious:

Not much of a ladies man are you?

[Electric Head]

Originally posted by 28eternal
hmmm i forgot all about this thread! how could i forget this thread?:slap:
personally, my orgasmic devise is herbal essence shampoo and conditioner and body wash. whose with me on this??:thumbsup: :raveon:

Sure, why not....you start the shower and I'll get the herbal. And the herbal essence too.

[krazylittleangel]

:haha: herbals and candy babay!!!!
<----- is getting in the shower now with herbals ;)

[Electric Head]

You know it!

[Electric Head]

Originally posted by 28eternal
:haha: herbals and candy babay!!!!
&lt;----- is getting in the shower now with herbals ;)

*is on the way*

*drops everything he's doing*

[Robby9969]

Originally posted by lb0236
I was gonna say...I saw something like this in the movie Orgasmo...........
Hrmmmmm
I think this could turn into a realllly bad thing lol...




Hehe, awesome movie and good call

[krazylittleangel]

i must be the only one who hasnt seen that movie. looked ignorant..:not agaaain:

[Electric Head]

Nope, you're not alone.....but Ima rent it soon! Maybe for Fri's pre-party, if it indeed does happen!

[krazylittleangel]

*sings* you're not alone........i'll wait till the end of time for you.....open your mind......:kapluto:

[Electric Head]

Hmmm.....ok....not familiar with that one....

[krazylittleangel]

OLIVE!!!!!:raveon:

[Electric Head]

You really do love this thread don't you? (me too)

[krazylittleangel]

well its either that or i really do love getting the last :werd: lol

[Electric Head]

I hear ya. I do too!

[krazylittleangel]

SHUTUP!!!!!! I WANNA WIN!!!:smooch:

[Electric Head]

Ok, ok.....you win!

[Paganmouse]

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[Paganmouse]

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[krazylittleangel]

then those 9 out of 10 women need to find a real man so that they never have to fake it again.:thumbsup:

[Paganmouse]

delete

[krazylittleangel]

wow lol @you
:haha:
in that case, i would tell him i have to go home and he should call after he reads up alittle on what to do. i hate when a guy doesnt know what he is doing. everyone should try to be informed on the basics atleast :P

[krazylittleangel]

i wont pretend or fake anything cuz then he will never know how bad he sux if every girl thats with him fakes it :sadblue:

[krazylittleangel]

oh yeah, if i really like the guy, i will just try to guide him. of course, im only with a guy if i really like him:touchmymonkey:

[Paganmouse]

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[Paganmouse]

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[Rdelma]

It's true...The doctor patented my tongue

[leona69]

Benwah balls?

[krazylittleangel]

ya know, ive never tried those....hmmmm

[Electric Head]

YES! THIS THREAD LIVES ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This was my fav like three months ago or something

[krazylittleangel]

yeah there was lots of herbal talk going on in the begining:thumbsup: ive missed this thread. welcome back!!!:buzz:

[Electric Head]

Mmmmm.....sounds orgasmic to me! Let the thread live on!

[nyhope]

Originally posted by leona69
Benwah balls?

i didn't know what those were until this week when i heard a very fucked up story that ended with the Heimlich maneuver.

[Electric Head]

Um, Benwah balls aren't for your mouth. There should be an instruction manual. Something tells me that the Benwah ball co. had to put one in after someone was confused enough to swallow one.

People are messed up. Like the guy in Jersey a few years ago who actually cut off the top two inches from his penis in a vacuum cleaner 'accident'.

[nyhope]

Originally posted by Electric Head
Um, Benwah balls aren't for your mouth. There should be an instruction manual. Something tells me that the Benwah ball co. had to put one in after someone was confused enough to swallow one.

People are messed up. Like the guy in Jersey a few years ago who actually cut off the top two inches from his penis in a vacuum cleaner 'accident'.


BWHAHAHA... ok the benwah balls were not originally in anyone's mouth.

:lovemachine: = hemlich maneuver

[krazylittleangel]

WOW!!! how would ya like to have to explain that one to pple??
:haha:

[Electric Head]

Originally posted by nyhope



BWHAHAHA... ok the benwah balls were not originally in anyone's mouth.

:lovemachine: = hemlich maneuver

:lovemachine: = hind-lick maneuver.

[Electric Head]

Originally posted by 28eternal
WOW!!! how would ya like to have to explain that one to pple??
:haha:

He didn't have to......the Bergan Reporter (or sumtin like dat) did it for him. As did other newspapers, the radio (morning jockeys talked about it for MONTHS), NYC papers and the nightly news. Yeah, no one wondered what happened to him now.......more what happened to him to make him so damn stoopid :specialed:

[krazylittleangel]

you mean, hineylick maneuver

[velvetgoldmire]

Originally posted by Electric Head


:lovemachine: = hind-lick maneuver.
lol.. I can see it now:

*woman goes into convultions*

"Everybody stand back! I know first aid! This woman needs a rimjob... STAT!"

[Electric Head]

Originally posted by 28eternal
you mean, hineylick maneuver

Well, now we know a little more about Shannon!

[Electric Head]

Originally posted by velvetgoldmire

lol.. I can see it now:

*woman goes into convultions*

&quot;Everybody stand back! I know first aid! This woman needs a rimjob... STAT!&quot;

:afterbuzz: :afterbuzz: :afterbuzz: :bravo: :bravo: :bravo:

Interesting sense of humor.......I love it! Hope to meet you at Hybrid tonite!

[krazylittleangel]

what? i thought everyone liked having their hiney licked:shrug:

[Electric Head]

Me too

[Electric Head]

<-------she does

[kinkysex]

gotta give her what she wants. As long as it is within reason...

[kinkysex]

although some fettish fantasies are without a doubt INSANE.

gotta watch out for those women with extravagant fantasies!

[Good Luck Bear]

hey... it is true....some girls don't......umm....:blush:
this may be the answer to all my prayers!!!
j/k:D

[keokikim02]

something to trigger the spine??? :confused:

[n-root]

Originally posted by Good Luck Bear
hey... it is true....some girls don't......umm....:blush:
this may be the answer to all my prayers!!!
j/k:D

so are you saying you like to eat shit?!?!?!?!

[iminxtc]

YeH roman ..love that PM

[Good Luck Bear]

NO......... I don't "eat shit" i was getting back to the topic of discussion....you know....orgasms!!!

:):):)

[Electric Head]

Yeah! Orgasms! Wish I could give one to you all, but there's just not enough time.

[krazylittleangel]

Originally posted by Electric Head
Yeah! Orgasms! Wish I could give one to you all, but there's just not enough time.


so we can give them to ourselves! we always make time for that :tarvis:

[Electric Head]

It's always better when somone else changes the......um....tempo. Unless we're talking about mutual masturbation....which can be almost as exciting.