Cody has a one inch penis [Archive] - Buzzlife Message Board

2cute4u

2003-11-25, 07:27 PM

Does anyone ever wonder why Cody starts so much shit on the message board? Well, i found out the answer ladies and gentlemen... He is unfortuanatly cursed with a one inch penis. It takes about 10-15 shots to get even the most desperate girl to go home with him... then once she sees his one inch penis... well, lets just say he has heard a lot of laughter in the bedroom. Its ok. We understand now. That must be very traumatic for you! I can't say that i have ever seen a penis that small...I can't even imagine what it would look like... Maybe you can borrow my bat to try to give pleasure to the ladies...

Valencia Styles

2003-11-25, 07:29 PM

:bolt:

Valencia Styles

2003-11-25, 07:29 PM

zing!

looks like somebody should put this up :hatecody:

awww plur people pluuuuur!

badkitty3804

2003-11-25, 07:30 PM

umm..Cody has a girlfriend that he's been with for a long time.

Fetterbug

2003-11-25, 07:30 PM

:ohshit:

easysl

2003-11-25, 07:30 PM

:blah: :blah: :blah:

:lame:

Fetterbug

2003-11-25, 07:31 PM

*takes cover*

Buddafly

2003-11-25, 07:31 PM

yeah... that backfired like whoa.

cleophite

2003-11-25, 07:31 PM

Originally posted by badkitty3804
umm..Cody has a girlfriend that he's been with for a long time. i love natalya! she was out this friday w/ cody. i pulled on his beard :D

easysl

2003-11-25, 07:32 PM

the sad thing is this thread will get to 150 in no time

:lame: :lame: :lame: :lame:

badkitty3804

2003-11-25, 07:33 PM

I can fix that.

iminxtc

2003-11-25, 07:34 PM

this was random.

Valencia Styles

2003-11-25, 07:35 PM

*sigh* oh the drama :badkitty:

korbendallas

2003-11-25, 07:36 PM

Originally posted by iminxtc
this was random.

aren't most threads? not that I support this one.

petrol

2003-11-25, 07:37 PM

HAHAHAHAHA

he already called you out, hun. starting threads like these just proves his point.

2cute4u

2003-11-25, 07:37 PM

And none of us are any of the things that he called us... so you see the reasoning... Der. Not too bright today, are you guys? Cody has never met me or any of the people he is insulting. He is making up lies, so will i...

easysl

2003-11-25, 07:38 PM

go you

Yakko Red

2003-11-25, 07:40 PM

Originally posted by cleophite
i love natalya! she was out this friday w/ cody. i pulled on his beard :D

Little one... he doesn't have a beard... he has mutton chops.

zartan

2003-11-25, 07:41 PM

whoa - you totally figured out cody's game! it usually takes people 100 or more posts to do that. i'm impressed.

seriously i can't BELIEVE how slick that was - you totally copied cody's reasoning, and like threw it back in his face, insulting the size of his wang! holy shit! cody has a small wang!

badkitty3804

2003-11-25, 07:41 PM

and chin studs :affection:

Valencia Styles

2003-11-25, 07:42 PM

:rolleyes: time to get going.... this BS has got to stop

iminxtc

2003-11-25, 07:42 PM

Originally posted by 2cute4u
And none of us are any of the things that he called us... so you see the reasoning... Der. Not too bright today, are you guys? Cody has never met me or any of the people he is insulting. He is making up lies, so will i...

Its just a message board.

yvonison

2003-11-25, 07:44 PM

"We don't hit on guys... they hit on us. We are just that cool."

cleophite

2003-11-25, 07:45 PM

Originally posted by Yakko Red

Little one... he doesn't have a beard... he has mutton chops. its the rugged outdoorsy look.

this thread is lame.

Buddafly

2003-11-25, 07:46 PM

it's only a mssg board till somebody's feelings get hurt :crying:

iminxtc

2003-11-25, 07:46 PM

:stupid:

Buddafly

2003-11-25, 07:46 PM

orangeglow

2003-11-25, 07:47 PM

i feel stupider for having read this.

iminxtc

2003-11-25, 07:47 PM

or looses an eye!

yvonison

2003-11-25, 07:47 PM

Originally posted by Valencia Styles
:rolleyes: time to get going.... this BS has got to stop

were you not JUST laughing about cody's lil wang?

1 inch?

dayyyyyyyyum CODY!!

badkitty3804

2003-11-25, 07:48 PM

Originally posted by yvonison
"We don't hit on guys... they hit on us. We are just that cool."

I wish I was that cool.

*runs away crying*

KlondikeTW v2.0

2003-11-25, 07:48 PM

Originally posted by 2cute4u
Does anyone ever wonder why Cody starts so much shit on the message board? Well, i found out the answer ladies and gentlemen... He is unfortuanatly cursed with a one inch penis. It takes about 10-15 shots to get even the most desperate girl to go home with him... then once she sees his one inch penis... well, lets just say he has heard a lot of laughter in the bedroom. Its ok. We understand now. That must be very traumatic for you! I can't say that i have ever seen a penis that small...I can't even imagine what it would look like... Maybe you can borrow my bat to try to give pleasure to the ladies...

HAHA You got handled by people while I wasn't even around.

I may have a one inch penis, but the sad thing is, so do you.

In fact...

http://www.interactive-mediums.com/~cody/Pics/bothmen.jpg

*apparently this is a friend and not her...still fucking funny*

badkitty3804

2003-11-25, 07:49 PM

:ohshit:

Mandaba

2003-11-25, 07:49 PM

Originally posted by KlondikeTW v2.0

http://www.interactive-mediums.com/~cody/Pics/bothmen.jpg

:ohshit:

orangeglow

2003-11-25, 07:50 PM

:owned:

Mandaba

2003-11-25, 07:50 PM

Originally posted by badkitty3804
:ohshit:

:affection:

Fetterbug

2003-11-25, 07:51 PM

:ktw:

iminxtc

2003-11-25, 07:52 PM

this was just the laugh i needed after a day like today.

petrol

2003-11-25, 07:53 PM

attention all cool people!
this thread has been deemed lame.

cody, i love you. :affection:

petrol

2003-11-25, 07:54 PM

can't you guys give yvonne some credit? she's the one who started it by telling you cool motherfuckers to take it to a chatroom.

:pointsandlaughs:

Kellym

2003-11-25, 07:54 PM

ummm HAPPY TURKEY DAY?!

yvonison

2003-11-25, 07:55 PM

Originally posted by Valencia Styles
zing!

looks like somebody should put this up :hatecody:

Originally posted by Valencia Styles
time to get going.... this BS has got to stop

make up your mind dumbass!

petrol

2003-11-25, 07:57 PM

:haha:

Buddafly

2003-11-25, 07:58 PM

:ohshit:

2cute4u

2003-11-25, 08:00 PM

Originally posted by yvonison
"We don't hit on guys... they hit on us. We are just that cool."

AWWWW! Now Yvonne is jealous of how cool we are. It is ok... With some fashion advice and a new haircut someday you will get hit on too! Poor Cody and that one inch cock don't have any hope.

KlondikeTW v2.0

2003-11-25, 08:01 PM

Originally posted by 2cute4u

AWWWW! Now Yvonne is jealous of how cool we are. It is ok... With some fashion advice and a new haircut someday you will get hit on too! Poor Cody and that one inch cock don't have any hope.

That's it? All this hype and build up and you come up with that?

:glcaroline:

yvonison

2003-11-25, 08:01 PM

Originally posted by 2cute4u

AWWWW! Now Yvonne is jealous of how cool we are. It is ok... With some fashion advice and a new haircut someday you will get hit on too! Poor Cody and that one inch cock don't have any hope.

omg i've been bitching about my haircut for DAYS!!

going tomorrow BLiNG.

i don't need to f'burg BAMAS hittin' on me anyway.

YAY!!!

HAPPY TURKEY DAY!

badkitty3804

2003-11-25, 08:01 PM

Actually. Yvonne is a pretty damn sharp dresser. :shrug:

She has a ba-donk-a-donk that no other can match.

:hitit:

yvonison

2003-11-25, 08:02 PM

YVONNE NEEDS A HAIRCUT AND CODY HAS A ONE INCH PENIS

:specialed:

badkitty3804

2003-11-25, 08:02 PM

OMFG!!!111!!1

iminxtc

2003-11-25, 08:02 PM

Originally posted by badkitty3804
Actually. Yvonne is a pretty damn sharp dresser. :shrug:

She has a ba-donk-a-donk that no other can match.

:hitit:

her ass is very nice!

2cute4u

2003-11-25, 08:02 PM

CODY! Figure out who i am... Because you are doctoring pictures of the WRONG person. The person you are throwing insults at is Miss Becca. Der. Back to grade school please.

KlondikeTW v2.0

2003-11-25, 08:03 PM

Originally posted by yvonison
YVONNE NEEDS A HAIRCUT AND CODY HAS A ONE INCH PENIS

:specialed:

:werd:

I hook it like a 3 year old and you are sporting a mad mullet.

Kellym

2003-11-25, 08:03 PM

Originally posted by yvonison

HAPPY TURKEY DAY!

YAY HAPPY TURKEY DAY!!!!

Buddafly

2003-11-25, 08:04 PM

der... that is a word that screams intelligence.

iminxtc

2003-11-25, 08:04 PM

der?

petrol

2003-11-25, 08:04 PM

KlondikeTW v2.0

2003-11-25, 08:05 PM

Eh close enough...she's part of the "2 Cool Crew" so it's fine with me.

I'll find a way to doctor each one of the heads from that photo.

yvonison

2003-11-25, 08:05 PM

I'M MARRYING FRUIT SALAD!!!

petrol

2003-11-25, 08:06 PM

that's all you could come up with? cody has a one ince penis and yvonne needs a haircut? i guess you owned them.

easysl

2003-11-25, 08:06 PM

best thread ever ...... bout time foolz got jealous of cody and yvonne.

All girls want that bada bing yvonnkay ass

Fetterbug

2003-11-25, 08:06 PM

a one inch penis is still bigger than the pea-sized brain it took to come up with this thread.... PM people if you have a problem.

yvonison

2003-11-25, 08:07 PM

Originally posted by badkitty3804

She has a ba-donk-a-donk that no other can match.

:hitit:

girl.. you can touch it tomorrow.

SCHLiTZ

2003-11-25, 08:07 PM

Originally posted by Fetterbug
a one inch penis is still bigger than the pea-sized brain it took to come up with this thread.... PM people if you have a problem.

that was me...

2cute4u

2003-11-25, 08:07 PM

Originally posted by Buddafly
der... that is a word that screams intelligence.

It would... I was insulting your intelligence. Wow. You really are that stupid, huh?

badkitty3804

2003-11-25, 08:08 PM

Originally posted by yvonison

girl.. you can touch it tomorrow.

*curls up in fetal position from too much excitement*

easysl

2003-11-25, 08:09 PM

You are confucing cody's penis with your whored out extended labia

Buddafly

2003-11-25, 08:09 PM

that was in no way insulting anything about me hun.

it is insulting yours though. :thumbsup:

KlondikeTW v2.0

2003-11-25, 08:10 PM

Since you were the one complaining that I wouldn't post a picture of myself or say anything back...I think I found one of ya I could work with.

Please let me know if I have your permission to f with you using the following:

http://sideshowbob.darkravers.net/sutra1115/SSB_5540.JPG

yvonison

2003-11-25, 08:11 PM

Originally posted by 2cute4u

AWWWW! Now Yvonne is jealous of how pathetic we are.

i didn't want you to know :(

(hits nail on head)

easysl

2003-11-25, 08:13 PM

hmmm no boobs, r u pre op?

petrol

2003-11-25, 08:14 PM

i guess we are just a bunch of jealous, unintelligent bammas.

Kellym

2003-11-25, 08:16 PM

its about that time again....

http://www.franklinmint.com/tfmweb/newsletters/turkey.gif

happy turkey day!!!

Ducks1

2003-11-25, 08:17 PM

This has to be the stupidest post I have read yet. I mean, there has been a lot of dumb posts made by a lot of moronic people on this board. But this one is so stupid. Who the fuck is 2cute4you. That has to be one of the lamest names on the board. Come back and make a post when you get some sort of education or have grown up a little.

Buddafly

2003-11-25, 08:17 PM

<3 kelly! happy turkey day to you too hun :D

easysl

2003-11-25, 08:20 PM

Yvonnkay is soooooo jealous. She has her own club nite fast becoming an east coast legend, an awesome business partner and deejay, a chain of famous deejays after her, and she gets 2 see amanda huie nekkid.

We pity you Yvonne, your life must suck worse than the friend of a lil coked up wanna be russian who doesn't have a party 2 play 2cute4you at.

2cute4u

2003-11-25, 08:21 PM

Awww. Shit. You are giving me a choice of which picture to Fuck with? Awesome. Let me find you one i really like. That one sucks. Here Fuck with this one.

http://www.planetedm.com/gallery/view_photo.php?set_albumName=dnbsessions-oct15&id=08_G

Buddafly

2003-11-25, 08:22 PM

lol.. yeah. she's teh suck, but she knows it :D

yvonison

2003-11-25, 08:24 PM

ALL I WANT IS FUCKING LAME ASS BAMA LOSERS TO HIT ON ME!

brinnnnnnnng it!

yvonison

2003-11-25, 08:25 PM

and i'm a scam artist

BOH!! BOH!! BOH!!

KlondikeTW v2.0

2003-11-25, 08:25 PM

Originally posted by yvonison
ALL I WANT IS FUCKING LAME ASS BAMA LOSERS TO HIT ON ME!

brinnnnnnnng it!

Me and my 1 inch cock are ALL over it!

2cute4u

2003-11-25, 08:29 PM

It is at Yvonne's party. So she was probably following me around wishing she was as cool as me. And that is my friend Peter. He is a DJ. I figured I would give you an easy one to work with.

Buddafly

2003-11-25, 08:30 PM

weaksauce

badkitty3804

2003-11-25, 08:31 PM

:no:

This is getting sad.

yvonison

2003-11-25, 08:31 PM

are these really supposed to be insults?

"So she was probably following me around wishing she was as cool as me. "

yvonison

2003-11-25, 08:31 PM

yeah it is getting sad. we should lock it.

i'm starting to feel pity.

easysl

2003-11-25, 08:32 PM

Originally posted by 2cute4u
It is at Yvonne's party. So she was probably following me around wishing she was as cool as me. And that is my friend Peter. He is a DJ. I figured I would give you an easy one to work with.

A DJ or a deejay?????? Yvonne only knows deejays mmmkay

SCHLiTZ

2003-11-25, 08:32 PM

don't mess with her, she was with a DJ.... *gasp*

badkitty3804

2003-11-25, 08:34 PM

I'm giving this thread 2 minutes to not be so sad. Then it's :klondike:

JStephenson

2003-11-25, 08:44 PM

This is so dumb, Cody F's with everyone. Yvonne is cool and been around much longer than your lame ass. And you look like one of the E whores I see out all the time. Nuff said go back to High School.

2cute4u

2003-11-25, 08:45 PM

Where did Cody go? He said he would fuck with another picture. You guys are too stupid to even keep up with whats going on, this is getting lame. Oh shit. Thats because you are all stupid Bamas!

buster

2003-11-26, 05:12 PM

Originally posted by 2cute4u
Where did Cody go? He said he would fuck with another picture. You guys are too stupid to even keep up with whats going on, this is getting lame. Oh shit. Thats because you are all stupid Bamas!

my cats breath smells like cat food.

buster

2003-11-26, 05:12 PM