what the fuck is going on?

[kiddcaramel]

i was like, at this party the other night, and the weirdest thing happened. I suddenly had this epitomy...i thought that everybody who worked at the club actually lived there, and that they all had secret bedrooms inside the club somewhere, and i wanted to spend the night...but they wouldnt let me. Ever since that night I thought everyone was fucking with me. I keep hearing woerds like 'house' and 'jungle' and 'fucks me up' and 'TECHNOlogy' and 'future' in everyday life. Its the weirdest damn thing.

[SCHLiTZ]

i don't know what an "epitomy" is, but you shouldn't take another one, 'cause it sounds like it fucked you up real bad.

[Wickity]

:wtf:

dude, You are the epiphany of confusion... seriously...



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[Capital Zero]

epitome is like the generic stereotype of something... like... the redskins are the epitome of suck

[Tigger]

one flu over the coockoos nest

[kiddcaramel]

DUED, for real. I dont know if people are doing this on purpose, or if theyre just fucking with me. In fact, I dont know what the hell to believe anymore.

[Emporium76]

haha.

[SCHLiTZ]

they are punishing you for making up words like "epitomy"....

[Capital Zero]

pretty much

[elad]

"they" want to eat your soul. beware.

[kiddcaramel]

So then, like the bouncers at the place started like, sparing with me and shit. So i like, started to battle with them. You know, 'BATTLE'??? then they picked me up and threw me outside. It was fun. THen i was like 'hey thanks! can i go back inside now?'

[Capital Zero]

and then the acid wore off

[Buddafly]

I bet a dime!

[ekitn]

oh my. here we go again.

[SCHLiTZ]

is this kid dumber than anil???

[ekitn]

They're all out to get you. There's a big conspiracy. It's true. :yes:

[Wickity]

I believe I had a hat!


Hee hee heee... Suckers!

[Capital Zero]

snackhat

[ekitn]

Originally posted by Schlitz
is this kid dumber than anil???

or teknostate? oop - I better be nice or he's gonna come put some stickers on me & start calling me names again!

[kiddcaramel]

Then they shoved me in the car!!! can you believe it?! They told me i had to go 'home' and i was like 'thats really mean you fuckers!'

[Capital Zero]

then i was like... fucking die stupid bastard fucking die!

[kiddcaramel]

Originally posted by ekitn
They're all out to get you. There's a big conspiracy. It's true. :yes:
I knew it.

Goddamn hackers. Theyre spying on me. I bet theyre with the government. JIGGERS ITs the fuzz! FUZZY HATS again. I hate sugar...

[Wickity]

Who's car? white gov't van?

did you get the tag? We *will* save you!!!


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[Synthetikid]

this kid just wants his avatar, he's making a stupid thred to get the post number up. read my post on 'is god dead' to get an idea.

[SCHLiTZ]

BAN!

[kiddcaramel]

So then...it was like....the FINAL EXAM. They were testing me. Testing me to see how far i could go. And then, when i passed the test, or thought i did...they rewarded me with a bottle of water.

[Capital Zero]

shiver me timbers

[ekitn]

Originally posted by Wickity
We *will* save you!!!



Not I. I'm one of "them". I'm coming to get you kidhotfudge. You better run far away from this board. Quick, hurry!

[breaks princess]

It's epiphany dude. *cries*

[SCHLiTZ]

kidhotfudge..... :afterbuzz:

[Nos]

Wow.

Fuckin wow.

[kiddcaramel]

Originally posted by breaks princess
It's epiphany dude. *cries*
its an epiffomo-geography-dinosaur

BOOOOHOOOOOHOOOOO

:zzz:

[LadyJ]

Originally posted by Schlitz
is this kid dumber than anil???
I'm sensing a thick layer of sarcasm surrounding kiddcaramel which would make kiddcaramel rather amusing as opposed to "dumb." I also predict that kiddcaramel is female.

Stay tuned for more updates as I make them up.

[breaks princess]

Originally posted by Nos
Wow.

Fuckin wow.

exactly my sentiments.

[Capital Zero]

my head hurts

[kiddcaramel]

Originally posted by LadyJ

I'm sensing a thick layer of sarcasm surrounding kiddcaramel which would make kiddcaramel rather amusing as opposed to "dumb." I also predict that kiddcaramel is female.

Stay tuned for more updates as I make them up.
right...on...the....super....chumbo....house....tech....toy...binky....

[Capital Zero]

idiocy... killing me... brain... exploding......

[Nos]

giant dildo glowstick

[elad]

Originally posted by kiddcaramel

right...on...the....super....chumbo....house....tech....toy...binky....

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[LadyJ]

Originally posted by kiddcaramel

right...on...the....super....chumbo....house....tech....toy...binky....
:eddie:

[Nos]

pigs dicks are corroding the moral fabric of our society

[housecat]

:afterbuzz:

[Nos]

If I start to drool, then wipe my mouth, and punch me in the face.. twice.

[kiddcaramel]

THERE IT IS AGAIN! I just heard somebody say 'house'

WHy are they doing this to me?!?!?!

[housecat]

:smurf: :smurf:


Done

[Capital Zero]

putrid.

[J*C*M]

:plzdie: you fuckin retards

[kiddcaramel]

i think ive finally become 25% jaded.

officially.

[Capital Zero]

well put.

[darkenetiks]

i swear to fuckin christ there's a goddamn dracula under my bed

[Capital Zero]

i have a jade sculpture.

[Shawn_E]

It truly all depends on the plur factor though, judging by the subconcious truths to this fictional plot for your own life. You gotta understand some of us out there can read in between the lines, where you yourself...wedge the bias of all your beliefs on how reality is based. Now however, if you yourself think you evolved to a state that your idiocracy has belittled or benigned those around you than only consider that there are others, the watchers, who have evolved pass you.

I think Jung said it best...I am just fuckin with you.

[Capital Zero]

naw man...
richard pryor said it best, "kiss my black ass"

[darquechylde]

I DUN NO Y DONT U TELL POPPA AL WAT TEH FUKKK IS GOING ON PLZKTHX!

[kiddcaramel]

AND that, my friend, is how we ascend.

check it out that rhymes.

[Shawn_E]

Originally posted by kiddcaramel
AND that, my friend, is how we ascend.

check it out that rhymes.

How do we ascend?
When we don't know where to begin,
Yet then again,
My friend,
I shall begin,
Here,


Evolution of a man, begins with the mind,
Sorta like deflowering a virgin,
It only takes one time...

Now hey think about that, it too rhymes.

[Capital Zero]

and continuing... Shawn's thought

once your mind's evolved
the mystery's resolved
it takes more than a couple rhymes
to get oneself involved
ya gotta keep mentally growing
from the seeds of knowledge that i'm sewin
can't stop to smell the roses
while your thoughts are busy flowin
yo to get a get a fuckin clue
shit's gotta start with you
so recognize the fact
and heed the words i spew.

[Shawn_E]

Originally posted by Capital Zero
and continuing... Shawn's thought

once your mind's evolved
the mystery's resolved
it takes more than a couple rhymes
to get oneself involved
ya gotta keep mentally growing
from the seeds of knowledge that i'm sewin
can't stop to smell the roses
while your thoughts are busy flowin
yo to get a get a fuckin clue
shit's gotta start with you
so recognize the fact
and heed the words i spew.

And continuing...Aubrey's thought

I think what he's saying,
You gotta keep playing
Or the game will stop with you,
You'll wonder the world,
Without a girl,
And end up without a clue,
So instead of looking outward to find the person within,
You have look inward, to outwardly expose yourself,
Everything's Zen.

[Capital Zero]

OWNAGE!!!

[kiddcaramel]

the end.

[Shawn_E]

Well folks thanks for playing, I am glad we all got constellation prizes and had no runner-ups. Please do come back to up fucked up ville, where you may not know what the fuck is going on, only that we're all winners here. Take care.

[Wickity]

whatever happened to that monkey?

[elad]

the silly monkey?

[kiddcaramel]

are you talkin about my monkey?! the one that dances?

[Wickity]

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[Shawn_E]

OH, cheeky monkay, is ok. He finally got out the hospital and has currently started a family here in Fucked up Ville, I think his son is running for mayor next term. This isn't confirmed only speculations, however I did have dinner over his house, and I have to say his wife makes a mean bananna pudding for desert, complete with those kick ass cookie wafers you get at Giant Eagle.

[Wickity]

No, I meant Spunky Monkey...

:eddie:

Yeah, this isn't funny anymore, I'm gone.

[kiddcaramel]

Ok ok OK ...

this is really starting to scare me.

Does EVERYONE have a pet monkey just Liek I do?!?!?

[Shawn_E]

OH damn im sorry there are a lot of monkies here.

[ggfab]

Originally posted by kiddcaramel
i was like, at this party the other night, and the weirdest thing happened. I suddenly had this epitomy...i thought that everybody who worked at the club actually lived there, and that they all had secret bedrooms inside the club somewhere, and i wanted to spend the night...but they wouldnt let me. Ever since that night I thought everyone was fucking with me. I keep hearing woerds like 'house' and 'jungle' and 'fucks me up' and 'TECHNOlogy' and 'future' in everyday life. Its the weirdest damn thing.

Ew. That is weird dude- you better have that checked. Sounds like it could be contageous.


Altho', I did have a clubmare last week that I parked my car in the houseroom for some VIP thing and my friends were upstairs sitting around this big round table and everyone had on strange costume. Odd/ very odd.

I like the parking spot tho. *snaps*

[cleophite]

curioser and curioser ...

[kiddcaramel]

Originally posted by ggfab

houseroom
Wait a minute...is that like a room in a house, or a room where they play house music?

WHEN are they gonna invent ROOF music, for god's scak?

[ggfab]

Originally posted by kiddcaramel

Wait a minute...is that like a room in a house, or a room where they play house music?

WHEN are they gonna invent ROOF music, for god's scak?

:haha: x a lil

sorry, I call the main room at Buzz the 'houseroom'

just oldskoo' bullshit.

[buster]

oh shit....this girl is for reeeeal.

i watched security carry a girl out of the club after we had closed. i asked them what had happened - and was told that she just 'didnt want to leave'.

yo girl - i dont know what to tell you. i think you need to take a vacation or something...

[asian]

kid caramel - fuck off and grow a brain.