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DcSkater
2003-11-21, 11:39 PM
man have you ever noticed those weird characters in McDonalds??? not just that damn "hamburgler" but wtf is that PURPLE THING??? it looks like a mushroom with feet, i swear to GOD!!!
look at it next time its really trippy but then it starts staring at me and then i swear it like trys to get into my brain and then those little pom-pom things, (you know wat im talkin bout, those things that look like cheerleader pom-poms) like dance around and LAUGH at ME!!!!
screw em, f*** them ALLLLLLLLL!!!!!
if ne1 knows wat im talkin bout, plz xplain 2 me WTF THEY ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:specialed: :specialed: :specialed:

SiK BuG
2003-11-21, 11:46 PM
I think they are the hamburgler's bitches thats why hes gots to steal sooo many hamburgers. btw I don't eat at McDonalds and you should stop smoking the rock?

Nos
2003-11-22, 02:02 AM
Wise words. Wise fucking words.

El Magnifico
2003-11-22, 02:22 AM
Originally posted by SiK BuG
I think they are the hamburgler's bitches thats why hes gots to steal sooo many hamburgers. btw I don't eat at McDonalds and you should stop smoking the rock?

:haha:

Fetterbug
2003-11-22, 09:33 AM
*chortles at DCSkater*

SCHLiTZ
2003-11-22, 10:04 AM
Grimis (the purple thing) is the shit.... and I miss Mayor McCheese and BigMac.

Julierose
2003-11-22, 05:34 PM
anybody ever see that clerks animated series episode where the mayor gets stuck in his 'Mayor mcCheese costume and has to address the town? Fuckin priceless...

iminxtc
2003-11-22, 05:35 PM
mcdonalds is cominout with all white meat chicken nuggets

SCHLiTZ
2003-11-22, 05:36 PM
nooooooo.... white meat lacks the taste!

iminxtc
2003-11-22, 05:36 PM
hahaha i lived off there chicken nuggets in high school!

SCHLiTZ
2003-11-22, 05:44 PM
yeah, them and the $1 chicken samiches are the only things i eat there...

SiK BuG
2003-11-22, 05:54 PM
I don't like white meat, its not as good. Whats the deal with ppl wanting white meat anyway?

Mandaba
2003-11-22, 05:58 PM
white meat is yummy...cant stand dark meat...yer jus weird brad.

iminxtc
2003-11-22, 06:05 PM
dark meat is yum! i dont like wendies white meat nuggets

Mandaba
2003-11-22, 06:22 PM
:whoa: i LOVE wendy's white meat nuggets, they are WAY better than mcd's...WAY better...

Julierose
2003-11-22, 06:25 PM
Originally posted by DcSkater
those little pom-pom things, (you know wat im talkin bout, those things that look like cheerleader pom-poms) like dance around and LAUGH at ME!!!!
screw em, f*** them ALLLLLLLLL!!!!!
if ne1 knows wat im talkin bout, plz xplain 2 me WTF THEY ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I think they're called 'fry kids' :shrug:

iminxtc
2003-11-22, 06:30 PM
a fry kid, thats really gay.

A.J. Inx
2003-11-22, 06:33 PM
<---- a fried kid.... :cheer:

iminxtc
2003-11-22, 06:37 PM
its ok to be fried!

Julierose
2003-11-22, 06:43 PM
Originally posted by A.J. Inx
&lt;---- a fried kid.... :cheer:

:haha: I wish i was one of those anymore... moving sucks gotta find new suppliers n' such... such a bummer.

KTlovesbuzz
2003-11-22, 06:50 PM
lol...Grimace was my favorite. those pom pom guys are kinda strange tho.

hahhaha...maybe you should just slowly back out of mcdonalds next time you think they're laughing AT you though

A.J. Inx
2003-11-22, 07:15 PM
:ontome:

I know nuthin' of such things... I was just -jokin'-...yeah... just jokin'....

Julierose
2003-11-22, 07:21 PM
*in best cartman voice* Sure you guys whatever!

DcSkater
2003-11-22, 08:36 PM
nnnnggghghhhh!!!! they're coming for me!!!!! the purple guy and the fry kids!!! AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

lol....neways....:smurf:

iminxtc
2003-11-22, 08:38 PM
ronald is scary looking!

DcSkater
2003-11-22, 08:46 PM
i know, for real

iminxtc
2003-11-22, 08:53 PM
all those characters are scary looking!

DcSkater
2003-11-22, 09:11 PM
aight, i got this from a credible source, my pillow once told me of wat the mcdonalds ppl really are....

Ronald McDonald ---------> Quote, "...wtf? it looks like Barnimum and Baily on acid, i mean, seriously, dont turn your back on that clown, he's from that movie 'IT' and he'll either kill you or butt rape you, either way, i'm not bending over to tie his shoes..."

Hamburgler ----------------> Quote, "...i dunno, but if that little mother f***er comes near my mother f***ing hamburger, im kicking his scrawny crack head ass straight into his ass..."

That really f***ing weird bird thing ----> Quote, "...no f***ing clue..."

the "Fry Kids" -------------> Quote, "...i have no f***ing clue wtf those things are, i think your just high asshole..."

that purple thing ---------> Quote, "...i swear to god that looks like an evil dingleberry that came to life, i mean, wtf? is the mcdonalds creator f***ing high?..."

___________________
and that ladies and gentlemen is what all those really *WEIRD* things are

koolaidluva
2003-11-22, 10:50 PM
Originally posted by DcSkater
man have you ever noticed those weird characters in McDonalds??? not just that damn &quot;hamburgler&quot; but wtf is that PURPLE THING??? it looks like a mushroom with feet, i swear to GOD!!!
look at it next time its really trippy but then it starts staring at me and then i swear it like trys to get into my brain and then those little pom-pom things, (you know wat im talkin bout, those things that look like cheerleader pom-poms) like dance around and LAUGH at ME!!!!
screw em, f*** them ALLLLLLLLL!!!!!
if ne1 knows wat im talkin bout, plz xplain 2 me WTF THEY ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:specialed: :specialed: :specialed:

:delirious:
I had some mcdonalds pancakes today...YUM!!! i only eat their pancakes, fries and COOKIES!!!!!!!!!!..... those pom pom things are crazy

The Drifter
2003-11-24, 04:08 AM
I think the purple thing is some kind of eegplant but thats just me.

tranKwilized
2003-11-24, 04:17 AM
Originally posted by iminxtc
hahaha i lived off there chicken nuggets in high school!

In high school,&nbsp;s couple of buddies and I ordered 108 nuggets once. It was the first time they ran the 2 for $2 promotion with 6-piece nuggets. We ordered 18 boxes :D They made us pull up to the window to confirm the order. We then proceeded to go inside, get 3 child sized drink cups, and filled them with various sauces.

Nugget feast :raveon:

&nbsp;

Of course I won't touch the nasty things now days, or any other fast food nugget for that matter. Unless of course, it's a McNugg, the kind that REALLY controls your brain&nbsp;:spliff:

punkasschikadee
2003-11-24, 04:24 AM
i vote white meat :glcaroline:

punkasschikadee
2003-11-24, 04:24 AM
and yeah the guy looks like an eggplant...

kirk
2003-11-24, 12:28 PM
parts is parts

Julierose
2003-11-24, 01:27 PM
that is a hell of a nugget feast... 18$ worth of nuggets! did you check to make sure that you were still getting a deal as opposed to just ordering the larger boxes?

Alexis
2003-11-24, 01:46 PM
I'm gonna go get my arbys on :ANden:

Wickity
2003-11-24, 01:49 PM
I*love* Arby's... =)

Wickity
2003-11-24, 01:53 PM
in fact, i have to drive to crofton today, I'm totally going there.. :D

kirk
2003-11-24, 02:55 PM
Originally posted by WanderingStarz
I'm gonna go get my arbys on :ANden:

myself and the one like fuzzy logic just completed an arby's quest.


italian provolone sammich like whoa

Emporium76
2003-11-24, 03:18 PM
i think they already have the white meat nuggets, i had some on saturday...as for the purple thing, "I think the Grimace is a metaphor for how one feels when they
have eaten at McDonald's too many times in a row....... "

Moebius
2003-11-24, 03:30 PM
http://www.buzzlife.com/mssg_brd/showthread.php?s=&threadid=25433&perpage=15&pagenumber=11

Kier 0ne
2003-11-24, 03:56 PM
Originally posted by DcSkater
man have you ever noticed those weird characters in McDonalds??? not just that damn "hamburgler" but wtf is that PURPLE THING???&nbsp;


grimace is a giant gum drop

btw if McDonalds is controlling&nbsp;"my" BRAIN

&nbsp;

at least it is doing it in a very tasty way :)

obsol33t
2003-11-24, 06:29 PM
stop eating mcdonalds after u smoke....

kiddcaramel
2003-11-24, 06:40 PM
THose BAstardS stole my Best FriendS line: IM LOVIN IT!

GOD DAMIT. I THINK they re tryIng to exploit hIp hOp culture someHOw for the purpose Of Making Money. THey have totaLLy disenchanted the magick of those words. FUCKIN PIMPS.

Spazz
2003-11-24, 06:45 PM
I call it the following:
Mc Farts
Mc Death
Mc Moneybags
Mc Spew
Mc Vomit
Mc Hell
Mc Vile....lots of fun names
and Friendly's (owned by wendys) i call Slowlys

DcSkater
2003-11-25, 10:29 AM
lol @ "Mc Spew"

Transmattic
2003-11-25, 02:13 PM
white meat nuggets are damn good

DcSkater
2003-11-25, 02:39 PM
Transmattic=Transexual
u can eat my white meat an nuggets, lmfao

bigwang
2003-11-28, 02:26 PM
hey what dcskater you know me i know you and these people don't have a clue? ha

DcSkater
2003-11-30, 05:37 PM
lmao, wussup man?

decoy
2003-12-02, 01:29 AM
actually I came across a web site once that detailed the history of the Mcdonald land characters. Grimmace once actually had 6 arms! and was evil. He he would use all those arms to steal milkshakes and then drink them. There was some other strangeness but I can't remember. mabye my google-fu will come through and I can post a link.

They also got some crap from Seals and Croft because they claimed that the Mcdonald land characters resembled their intelectual property, this was when grimmace assumed the form he has today. Other characters were gotten rid of completely. Another reason for the change was that he just scared childern, he was pretty nefarious.

DcSkater
2003-12-02, 02:13 AM
lmao @ "nefarious"
stealing milkshakes? that bastard!

yvonison
2003-12-02, 02:16 AM
Originally posted by DcSkater
man have you ever noticed those weird characters in McDonalds??? not just that damn &quot;hamburgler&quot; but wtf is that PURPLE THING??? it looks like a mushroom with feet, i swear to GOD!!!
look at it next time its really trippy but then it starts staring at me and then i swear it like trys to get into my brain and then those little pom-pom things, (you know wat im talkin bout, those things that look like cheerleader pom-poms) like dance around and LAUGH at ME!!!!
screw em, f*** them ALLLLLLLLL!!!!!
if ne1 knows wat im talkin bout, plz xplain 2 me WTF THEY ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:specialed: :specialed: :specialed:

this is the funniest thing i've read all day.

BEWARE OF THE HAMBURGLER... !!!!!

:hides:

n-root
2003-12-02, 02:21 AM
Yo word on the street is that... that Hamburgler bamma rolls with Crazy Odi The Dog, Yo! a hit's been called out on the one like Leatherface of the Slammahs. Fry guys are gonna break the knees of some teens.

tranKwilized
2003-12-02, 02:28 AM
Originally posted by n-root
Yo word on the street is that... that Hamburgler bamma rolls with Crazy Odi The Dog, Yo! a hit's been called out on the one like Leatherface of the Slammahs. Fry guys are gonna break the knees of some teens.

http://www.the411online.com/odb.jpghttp://www.maxitv.com.tr/garfield/odie.gif&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;

ODB or...&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;OTD???

n-root
2003-12-02, 02:37 AM
Originally posted by tranKwilized


http://www.the411online.com/odb.jpghttp://www.maxitv.com.tr/garfield/odie.gif

ODB or...ODIE???

Damn Yo!!!1! Maybe both!

:smurf:
:raveon:
*Dunnnnn Dunn Dunnnnnnnnnnnnnn*

iminxtc
2003-12-02, 02:40 AM
Originally posted by n-root
Yo word on the street is that... that Hamburgler bamma rolls with Crazy Odi The Dog, Yo! a hit's been called out on the one like Leatherface of the Slammahs. Fry guys are gonna break the knees of some teens.

ROFL.:D

n-root
2003-12-02, 02:41 AM
:goawaymarcus: http://www.oxygen.ie/cine/pics/leatherface.jpg:scared:

iminxtc
2003-12-02, 02:45 AM
that is seriously fuckin creepy.

bbjohnson
2003-12-02, 01:54 PM
:touchmymonkey:

n-root
2003-12-02, 01:55 PM
Mayor MacCheese is angry.

znrg3k
2003-12-02, 03:38 PM
lmao :D

''You know, it’s a funny thing, you can smoke yourself to death, drink yourself to death, work yourself to death and even eat yourself to death. But all that’s acceptable. The only thing you can’t do medically is screw yourself to death and yet that’s where they put all the obstacles''