girls suck

[JOEYd]

that is all.

[tranKwilized]

Yeah, and kill whitey!

[Thug Lite]

the question is do they swallow

[El Magnifico]

"Women" are much better. :ANden:

[housecat]

ew.

[iminxtc]

girls rock!

[El Magnifico]

I.E.; Don't date girls, Joey, date women.

[SiK BuG]

watch out I had a topic with the same thing and everyone talked shit

[iminxtc]

date nice mature ladies.

[El Magnifico]

Trashtalking girls are the worst...

[iminxtc]

or girls that smell like trash.

[El Magnifico]

:haha:

or garlic... :shady:

[The Drifter]

*types delets*

[Thug Lite]

I already have 2 women in my life my girl and my daughter the rest of you females can goto hell :shady:

[iminxtc]

im already there.

[The Drifter]

Can I join ya? :evilred:

[lupitanahsee]

Originally posted by JOEYd
that is all.

only if you're lucky.

[housecat]

Originally posted by EmCeeAWOL
I already have 2 women in my life my girl and my daughter the rest of you females can goto hell :shady:
Already there.... waiting for ya now ;)

Hope you're loving being a daddy!!!

We want pics!

[badkitty3804]

Not all girls suck. :shrug:

I think that boys are even worse.

[housecat]

They are.


:beaker:

[badkitty3804]

Very.

Hence my celibacy. :yes:

[blewmymindblank]

People suck...plain and simple...that is all

[badkitty3804]

Some people suck. :yes:

I wuv my Brock. :affection:

[blewmymindblank]

aww....:smooch: I wuvs me some Em too :yes:

[LadyJ]

I feel out of place in this thread without pigtails and my Barbie dolls.

The maturity level on this board never ceases to amaze me.

[badkitty3804]

*Throws Jello at Lady J*

[LadyJ]

*throws chocolate pudding back at teh badkitty*

[badkitty3804]

HEY!

That stains! I'm wearing white. :puppydog:

*cries*

[LadyJ]

:evilred: (I played with the boys when I was little. I know how to be evil.)

[velvetgoldmire]

Originally posted by badkitty3804
Not all girls suck. :shrug:

I think that boys are even worse.
That is why it's best to deal with women, not girls. And men, not boys.


This topic just gets older and older everytime it gets posted. It just turns out being:
"Girls suck!"

"Girls kick ass. It is the boys who suck."

"Suck on this, for it is the girls who do the sucking!"

"Ah, I bid thee nay! Doth thou not see thine own reflection and see thineself with not a sword in thine pants, for tis those of the male persuasion who doth suck!"

"Wench, thine tongue is put to far better use whence it doth not commence with the jibber-jabber and doth stroke lengthwise my penis, for tis thou and thine kind with the smoldering vagina that doth suck, and doth suck best whence thoust sucking my balls!"

and so on and so forth. Except far less clever.

[badkitty3804]

sings Elvis:

She walks like an angel...
She walks like an angel

But she's a devil in disguise

[badkitty3804]

Originally posted by velvetgoldmire

That is why it's best to deal with women, not girls. And men, not boys.


This topic just gets older and older everytime it gets posted. It just turns out being:
"Girls suck!"

"Girls kick ass. It is the boys who suck."

"Suck on this, for it is the girls who do the sucking!"

"Ah, I bid thee nay! Doth thou not see thine own reflection and see thineself with not a sword in thine pants, for tis those of the male persuasion who doth suck!"

"Wench, thine tongue is put to far better use whence it doth not commence with the jibber-jabber and doth stroke lengthwise my penis, for tis thou and thine kind with the smoldering vagina that doth suck, and doth suck best whence thoust sucking my balls!"

and so on and so forth. Except far less clever.

*gets newspaper*

[LadyJ]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA

but *shhhh* It's a seeeeeeeeecret

[badkitty3804]

Victoria's Secret?

[lupitanahsee]

Originally posted by velvetgoldmire

"Ah, I bid thee nay! Doth thou not see thine own reflection and see thineself with not a sword in thine pants, for tis those of the male persuasion who doth suck!"

"Wench, thine tongue is put to far better use whence it doth not commence with the jibber-jabber and doth stroke lengthwise my penis, for tis thou and thine kind with the smoldering vagina that doth suck, and doth suck best whence thoust sucking my balls!"



:specialed:

[blewmymindblank]

Originally posted by velvetgoldmire

That is why it's best to deal with women, not girls. And men, not boys.


This topic just gets older and older everytime it gets posted. It just turns out being:
"Girls suck!"

"Girls kick ass. It is the boys who suck."

"Suck on this, for it is the girls who do the sucking!"

"Ah, I bid thee nay! Doth thou not see thine own reflection and see thineself with not a sword in thine pants, for tis those of the male persuasion who doth suck!"

"Wench, thine tongue is put to far better use whence it doth not commence with the jibber-jabber and doth stroke lengthwise my penis, for tis thou and thine kind with the smoldering vagina that doth suck, and doth suck best whence thoust sucking my balls!"

and so on and so forth. Except far less clever.

which is why I said:

Originally posted by blewmymindblank
People suck...plain and simple...that is all

[blewmymindblank]

Originally posted by badkitty3804
Victoria's Secret?

:tarvis:

[LadyJ]

Originally posted by badkitty3804
Victoria's Secret?
:blush: How'd you know?!

[LadyJ]

I think it's time to hijack this thread for a purpose. I hereby decree that this is now the "I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE women thread." We're not talking about "like" and we're not talking about "girls." So let's have it folks! Tell us about the women you love and what it is that makes them so unresistable!

[badkitty3804]

*sigh*

I feel a plurry thread coming on..time to vacate.

Good idea though :smooch:

[Alexis]

I think people suck


If you have so many problems with the opposite sex

Hint: Stop hanging around them, if it bothers you so fucking much.


:rolleyes:

[Mokey]

Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider
Girls go to mars to get more cars.... or something.

[housecat]

:haha:

Awsome

[badkitty3804]

Girls go to mars...to get more candy bars!

[LadyJ]

I always liked the nursery rhyme:

Snakes and snails and puppydog tails
That's what little boys are made of.

Sugar and spice and everything nice
That's what little girls are made of.

[velvetgoldmire]

Originally posted by Mokey
Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider
The grammatic irony is delicious

[Mokey]

LOVE IT

[badkitty3804]

Rob is just mad because he's stupider.

*points and laughs*

[velvetgoldmire]

*buzzer* Sorry, but that is incorrect. That correct answer would be "Rob is just mad because he's more stupider"

Thanks you for playing. Here's a take-home version as a game for a prize. Don't let the door hit you on the ass on the way out. *smacks ass*

[badkitty3804]

*gets newspaper again*

[velvetgoldmire]

Emily is apparently very conscious of world events.

[DNAgirl]

Originally posted by velvetgoldmire
*buzzer* Sorry, but that is incorrect. That correct answer would be "Rob is just mad because he's more stupider"

Thanks you for playing. Here's a take-home version as a game for a prize. Don't let the door hit you on the ass on the way out. *smacks ass*

Rob is so sexy when he corrects grammer :badkitty:

[Mokey]

Stop siding with the boys, you traitor.

J/K

[velvetgoldmire]

Actualy the grammar couldn't be more wrong. Oops! Sorry... more wronger.

[2cute4u]

Ok. I will admit it. Grils are awful. Each in their own special ways. We are all crazy and we play mind games that are SOOOO much trouble. Any girl that wont admit to these things is lying to herself or the world... But guys are equally as obnoxious... More so because of the testosterone... it makes them forget shit like birthdays and for some reason they do and say things that make you sooo amazed that anything could be that stupid or insensitive...

BUT... For all the stupid shit you have to deal with all the time, those few perfect moments make it all worth it. Ehhh... with all the crap i have been through i would never speak to anyone with a penis ever again... if it were not for that stupid little giddy (butterflies) feeling you get when you are really falling for someone...


There. I did not shit talk. BTW: THIS WAS A RANDOM SAPPY REFLECTION BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE ONE, THE ONLY , RAYNE. i will resume my usual smartass, shit talking self now.

[velvetgoldmire]

Originally posted by Mokey
Stop siding with the boys, you trader.

J/K
Since I'm so sexy when I do this, she's siding with a man... and she'd be a traitor. *sexiness factor increases ten-fold*

[badkitty3804]

Originally posted by velvetgoldmire
Emily is apparently very conscious of world events.

:puppydog:

[Mokey]

I did that on purpose, duh. LOL

[velvetgoldmire]

Originally posted by Mokey
I did that on purpose, duh. LOL
You shall not steal my thunder! I will become so sexy that all who look upon me will explode in awe! KA-BOOM! KA-BOOM!

[Mokey]

:touchmymonkey:

[DNAgirl]

Originally posted by velvetgoldmire

You shall not steal my thunder! I will become so sexy that all who look upon me will explode in awe! KA-BOOM! KA-BOOM!

Dork factor is now increasing...ALERT ALERT!!:redlight: :redlight:

[evey]

I think I need to put my two cents in.

Not all girls suck. Not all boys suck either.

Ready Em? You know what's coming......

DON'T JUDGE US BY THE WORST OF OUR SPECIMENS!!

:D

[badkitty3804]

:affection:

I wuv my evey.

[evey]

aww.

[badkitty3804]

When are you coming out again! :puppydog:

[Mitaic]

oh well. c'est la vie.

[evey]

Originally posted by badkitty3804
When are you coming out again! :puppydog:

Soon i'm sure. :D

[lupitanahsee]

Originally posted by Mokey
Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider
Girls go to mars to get more cars.... or something.

to be supa stars...or at least thats what i used to say.

[blewmymindblank]

http://dan.elwood.net/superstar-cover.gif

[nyhope]

Originally posted by evey
I think I need to put my two cents in.

Not all girls suck. Not all boys suck either.

Ready Em? You know what's coming......

DON'T JUDGE US BY THE WORST OF OUR SPECIMENS!!

:D


that's one i haven't heard in a while but that i had drummed into my brain by evey! :raveon:

[evey]

hehe :D

I do what I can!

[badkitty3804]

:affection:

PUT HER DOWN!

[housecat]

:haha:

[badkitty3804]

I miss Evey. :puppydog:

Come out more :dammit:

[The Drifter]

Originally posted by badkitty3804
Not all girls suck. :shrug:

I think that boys are even worse.



I do not suck, I lick and nibble.

[DeAtHmOnGeR bEaR]

Originally posted by 2cute4u
Ok. I will admit it. Grils are awful. Each in their own special ways. We are all crazy and we play mind games that are SOOOO much trouble. Any girl that wont admit to these things is lying to herself or the world...

And totally remembering that you were talking no shit, I have to respectfully disagree.....
I don't play mind-games. They're beyond me.. :shrug: I usually just speak my mind and what I think.... and if I'm lucky, I can sometimes choke back things I shouldn't BE saying!! :yes:
Anyways. Not all girls play mind-games. And no, I'm not lying to myself! :thumbsup:

[Julierose]

Originally posted by JOEYd
that is all.

only if you ask really really nicely...

[Spazz]

:haha: :ohmygod: :stupid: :patriot:

[Muramasa]

I think the real problem here isn't women, or men- it's love, and lust. No guy runs around saying that women suck unless he gets his heart broken or turned down a few times.

Maybe if some of the guys on this board would stop trying to date or fuck the women of the board and actually make a conscious effort to be JUST FRIENDS with them(Trust me, it works), they wouldn't be running around and saying this shit. The truth is, there are an equal amount of flaws on both sides of the gender line.

...and stuff.

[Sunflowergrl]

Yes, there are
and what causes the most problems is usually misunderstanding

[badkitty3804]

Originally posted by tigerjunglist
I think the real problem here isn't women, or men- it's love, and lust. No guy runs around saying that women suck unless he gets his heart broken or turned down a few times.

Maybe if some of the guys on this board would stop trying to date or fuck the women of the board and actually make a conscious effort to be JUST FRIENDS with them(Trust me, it works), they wouldn't be running around and saying this shit. The truth is, there are an equal amount of flaws on both sides of the gender line.

...and stuff.

awww

"Have you ever met a girl that you tried to date
But a year to make love she wanted you to wait
Let me tell ya a story of my situation
I was talkin' to this girl from the u.s. nation
The way that i met her was on tour at a concert
She had long hair and a short miniskirt
I just got onstage drippin', pourin' with sweat
I was walkin' through the crowd and gues who i met
I whispered in her ear, "come to the picture booth
So i can ask you some questions to see if you are a hundred proof"
I asked her her name, she said blah-blah-blah
She had 9/10 pants and a very big bra
I took a couple of flicks and she was enthused
I said, "how do you like the show?"
She said, "i was very amused"
I started throwin' bass, she started throwin' back mid-range
But when i sprung the question, she acted kind of strange
Then when i asked, "do ya have a man," she tried to pretend
She said, "no i don't, i only have a friend"
Come on, i'm not even goin' for it
This is what i'm goin' sing

You, you got what i need but you say he's just a friend
And you say he's just a friend, oh baby
You, you got what i need but you say he's just a friend
But you say he's just a friend, oh baby
You, you got what i need but you say he's just a friend
But you say he's just a friend

So i took blah-blah's word for it at this time
I thought just havin' a friend couldn't be no crime
'cause i have friends and that's a fact
Like agnes, agatha, germaine, and jacq
Forget about that, let's go into the story
About a girl named blah-blah-blah that adored me
So we started talkin', getttin' familiar
Spendin' a lot of time so we can build up

A relationship or some understanding
How it's gonna be in the future we was plannin'
Everything sounded so dandy and sweet
I had no idea i was in for a treat
After this was established, everything was cool
The tour was over and she went back to school
I called every day to see how she was doin'
Everytime that i ccalled her it seemed somethin' was brewin'
I called her on my dime, picked up, and then i called again
I said, "yo, who was that?" "oh, he's just a friend"
Don't gimme that, don't ever gimme that
Jus' bust this

You, you got what i need but you say he's just a friend
And you say he's just a friend, oh baby
You, you got what i need but you say he's just a friend
But you say he's just a friend, oh baby
You, you got what i need but you say he's just a friend
But you say he's just a friend

So i came to her college on a surprise visit
To see my girl that was so exquisite
It was a school day, i knew she was there
The first semester of the school year
I went to a gate to ask where was her dorm
This guy made me fill out a visitor's form
He told me where it was and i as on my way
To see my baby doll, i was happy to say
I arrrived in front of the dormitory
Yo, could you tell me where is door three?
They showed me where it was for the moment
I didn't know i was in for such an event
So i came to her room and opened the door
Oh, snap! guess what i saw?
A fella tongue-kissin' my girl in the mouth,
I was so in shock my heart went down south
So please listen to the message that i say
Don't ever talk to a girl who says she just has a friend"

~Biz Markie

[Article One]

hahaha...you did NOT just bust out biz markie.. :afterbuzz:

[Muramasa]

Emily, you get a gold star sticker.:thumbsup:

[Sarawithanh]

if girls suck, then who swallows?

[Muramasa]

Pete.

[badkitty3804]

Originally posted by Article One
hahaha...you did NOT just bust out biz markie.. :afterbuzz:


Originally posted by tigerjunglist
Emily, you get a gold star sticker.:thumbsup:



Some days just need a little Biz. :yes:

:kapluto:

[pojimoko]

Originally posted by tigerjunglist
I think the real problem here isn't women, or men- it's love, and lust. No guy runs around saying that women suck unless he gets his heart broken or turned down a few times.

Maybe if some of the guys on this board would stop trying to date or fuck the women of the board and actually make a conscious effort to be JUST FRIENDS with them(Trust me, it works), they wouldn't be running around and saying this shit. The truth is, there are an equal amount of flaws on both sides of the gender line.

...and stuff.

:werd:

much wisdom in charly

[Muramasa]

:blush:
:bowasian:

I'm not trying to bust anyone's chops or anything, I've just seen a ton of this going on as of late, and I think it's just shitty.
:shrug:

[candypink]

um...boys suck too...heres my rant of the day. guys (or girls) who say they can't date/be in a relationship with/marry someone they meet in a club (or bar or whatever). so now you're judging me based on where you met me? wtf? this is the stupidist thing i ever heard. what the hell difference does it make where we met? (i have heard many ppl say this and it annoys me to no end)

[Buddafly]

Originally posted by velvetgoldmire

Wench, thine tongue is put to far better use whence it doth not commence with the jibber-jabber and doth stroke lengthwise my penis, for tis thou and thine kind with the smoldering vagina that doth suck, and doth suck best whence thoust sucking my balls!

:smooch: rob never fails to entertain me with his posts!

[cokeAcola]

Girlz RULE....
Boyz drool!!!
hahaha

[The Drifter]

Like I said before I lick and nibble.

[Muramasa]

Originally posted by dabigfro99
Like I said before I lick and nibble.

Well then this is for you!:specialed:

http://www.okladot.state.ok.us/public-info/kolg/promo-mat/lollipop.gif

[The Drifter]

Thanks

[Jungleluv09]

Originally posted by iminxtc
girls rock!


because they suck. Literally :velvet:

[RITMGuy]

Originally posted by Jungleluv09



because they suck. Literally :velvet:

But if they don't do it well.........then it useless.

[Muramasa]

Originally posted by dabigfro99
Thanks

:thumbsup:

Only because I like your fro.:D

[n-root]

girls are cool sometimes...

[tigermomma]

The general rule is girls AND guys are the best when they are your friends.

So, in reality sex and lust are what make people suck.

:ontome:

[Moebius]

mutual sucking is best.


:69:

[Bunny]

I prefer being friends with guys rather than girls. They are more fun to hang out with and trustworthy.

[KTlovesbuzz]

"girls suck"?!?!!

that may be true, but at least we're good at it!!! ;)

[era one]

Originally posted by KTlovesbuzz
"girls suck"?!?!!

that may be true, but at least we're good at it!!! ;)

can't say that about all of ya

[maynard]

:haha:

Why is "girls suck" just a way of saying "things aren't working out with this girl that I like."

It happens. Doesn't mean they "suck." I mean, true, there are some women out there who truly ARE evil (I had the pleasure of dating one a few years back), but for the most part, they're alright.

Just confused. And confusing.

[EurotrashEve]

Correction ... Psycho,Posessive/overbearing,dramatic,cheating,lying,judging by comparison to ex's or things you did in your past, closed minded
girls/boys suck if they are like any of the above and ruin it for some of us who are nice people and not actually out to hurt others.
- I also don't like the self-loathing type either
If you don't love yourself , how can you love someone else?
If you are like any of the above or hate yourself you really shouldn't be in relationship at all ..it will only jade you more ..seriously, you need to be re-evaluating your actions and yourself if that's the case b/c it's not the other person..it's most likely your insecurities to blame.

[EurotrashEve]

Also, people who aren't over their ex's....
Need to give time to heal your wounds before dating b/c
a) you will end up regretting some of your actions later (ie: flings). It will lower self-respect and esteem.
b) you will only be doing this out of spite, loneliness and lust
c) the other person might actually really like you and you'd be leading them on...and that's evil.
d) your not in the right state of mind emotionally/physically
*Instead re-evaluate..flirting is okay..anything beyond is not.

[ms-cho-co-late]

Not all girls suck. :shrug:

I think that boys are even worse.

:thumbsup:







ps... i like girls :)

[housecat]

Holy thread resurrection batman.

[Electric Head]

and it's still timely. said it before and Ill say it again, esp. after last night. women suck. and not in a good way.

[ms-cho-co-late]

Holy thread resurrection batman.

what??!? is that not allowed?

[ms-cho-co-late]

and it's still timely. said it before and Ill say it again, esp. after last night. women suck. and not in a good way.

and as said before...


... only if you're lucky

[housecat]

Did I say that?

:wink:

[evey]

Holy thread resurrection batman.

Seriously!

I looked back at what I wrote. It made me chuckle.

[Electric Head]

and as said before...


... only if you're lucky


not feeling too lucky today

[ms-cho-co-late]

awww... poor baby. sucks for you! my gf is coming over later!!! :lovemachine:

[daniella downs]

most girls are fucking retatrded bitches.

/whatev.

[Electric Head]

awww... poor baby. sucks for you! my gf is coming over later!!! :lovemachine:

lucky you. wish i had a cool gf. wait, no i don't.........im done with bitches

[ms-cho-co-late]

lucky you. wish i had a cool gf. wait, no i don't.........im done with bitches

:hitwithrock:

[ms-cho-co-late]

it's okay...

yall can say whatever yall want.

i know how valuable women are to society.

if there were no girls, there would be no woman, and if there were no women, there would be no boobs for you guys to look at.

there would be no swimsuit editions, no playboy mags, no strip clubs.

sex would be... well you could imagine what sex would be like.

oh wait, and there would be no mothers, which means that there would be no sons, which means that none of you men (espically the ones supporting the idea that "girl suck" would exist).

[housecat]

I think it's funny how guys bitch about wack ass crazy bitches. Stop messing with the crazy ones and you won't have this problem.

This applies for girls that bitch about crazy ass boys. We all do it but we put ourselves there in the first place right? RIGHT? I done it too we all have me thinks. We're stupid like that.

[Electric Head]

Its cause you women have new and tricky ways of convincing us that your not crazy

[Phoenix]

Immature and/or shady people are bad to date, it doesn't matter what sex they are. I'm not going to blame the entire male gender just because a few of them have fucked women over. My experience has been that when I grew up and stopped dating people that were bad for me and was honest with myself when I saw the warning signs, my whole situation got 100% better because my perception had changed. Once you grow up and truly become an adult, you start looking for other adults to date, not people who are chronologically your age but emotionally 16.

[housecat]

Don't hate on our skills.

[RevisionC]

skills at what??? making guys crazy? making no sense whats so ever?

great skills :thumbsup:

[housecat]

I was being silly :)

[RevisionC]

thats a skill too though :wink:

[Electric Head]

yeah, and those skills are what keeps things interesting

[housecat]

That's a skill to be proud of. I think.

[RevisionC]

:yes:

[Electric Head]

you admitting you're crazy is making me so hawt right now

[housecat]

I never said I was! I admitted to being silly. I'm the sanest person EVAR!

*eats hair and plucks eyelashes while rocking in place*

[The Jezereck]

its always the ones that claim to be sane that scare the shit out of me the most!

[Electric Head]

oh yes! and do you cry in ur sleep too? that may be too much!

[housecat]

I don't cry but I do talk in my sleep. I save the crying for after sex.

:beaker:

[Electric Head]

ok y have to stop now. :pines:

[the sex molesters]

the girl i'm with hasn't sucked yet, and that sucks.

[EmmaK]

Immature and/or shady people are bad to date, it doesn't matter what sex they are. I'm not going to blame the entire male gender just because a few of them have fucked women over. My experience has been that when I grew up and stopped dating people that were bad for me and was honest with myself when I saw the warning signs, my whole situation got 100% better because my perception had changed. Once you grow up and truly become an adult, you start looking for other adults to date, not people who are chronologically your age but emotionally 16.

:werd: my favorite christmas tree is full of wisdom :D

[LordOfThePance]

the girl i'm with hasn't sucked yet, and that sucks.
I hate actually finding myself waiting for someone to suck.

[Electric Head]

spending more and more time at the gloryhole, huh?






you know im playin, right Jose?

[empath]

spending more and more time at the gloryhole, huh?
http://www.pha.jhu.edu/~jdavies/oh_snap.gif

[the sex molesters]

I hate actually finding myself waiting for someone to suck.

yea, i know!

[Midnight_Junglest]

this is a girls world guys are just living in it....heeeeeheeee i dont know....grrrrr!!

[Muramasa]

this is a girls world guys are just living in it....heeeeeheeee i dont know....grrrrr!!

You see? This is why there hasn't been a female president.:D

:jk:
:ontome:

[ggfab]

This is completely sexist Joey!!



You need a nice, warm apple pie for dessert and a home cooked meal, negro!!! Howsaboutanotha hot tub party??


:eggsandham: