Buzzboard Gigalo Service

[tranKwilized]

Alright, men.. Due to a recent rash of female-on-female action and dildo discussions, I have done some thinking and have come to a conclusion. These Buzzboard woman aren't getting pole! No poll needs to be done here, it's a fact. There is no other explanation.

I propose we incorperate a Buzzboard Gigalo Service to bring these deprived women pleasure. We could have divisions in MD / NOVA/ DC to outreach a greater spread of the community. 24 hour serivce and low rates.

The sun will once again shine across the valley and order will be restored!

Who want's to volunteer? :D

Edit: All men who volunteer will be added to the list on this post. Ladies can then PM those on the list at will to "make arrangements."

[LadyJ]

*waits for someone to take this seriously*

[blewmymindblank]

:signhere: me up

[housecat]

:haha:

Nice thread.

[The Logic Theorist]

After careful deliberation (like 20 seconds) I've decided I'm in.

It was tough to balance my traditional catholic values and my self restraint with my devotion to helping those in need, but in the end a good person must put the needs of others before his own.

[cleophite]

you were a beautiful transgender woman with dark hair visiting from irvine, CA. You were originally from olympia and was considering moving back. You gave me your phone # on yellow bar napkin but i lost it.

call me!

[tranKwilized]

Originally posted by logictheorist
After careful deliberation (like 20 seconds) I've decided I'm in.

It was tough to balance my traditional catholic values and my self restraint with my devotion to helping those in need, but in the end a good person must put the needs of others before his own.

:hifive:

That's the spirit!

C'mon guys! Throw yer' hands in da aiiirree if you's a tru playaa!

[velvetgoldmire]

I have the Baltimore market cornered!

[switchstance]

I volunteer.

[The Logic Theorist]

Originally posted by tranKwilized


:hifive:

That's the spirit!

C'mon guys! Throw yer' hands in da aiiirree if you's a tru playaa!

Rockstars like :whoa:

[housecat]

Originally posted by cleophite
you were a beautiful transgender woman with dark hair visiting from irvine, CA. You were originally from olympia and was considering moving back. You gave me your phone # on yellow bar napkin but i lost it.

call me!
:haha:

[elad]

:wtf: is a gigalo? :confused:

jigga what? :shrug:

[velvetgoldmire]

A man-ho.

[housecat]

jigga foo

[n-root]

Originally posted by elad
:wtf: is a gigalo? :confused:

jigga what? :shrug:

its an ass 1,000,000,000 x the size of J-lo's ass

GIGAlo

[The Logic Theorist]

*smacks roman*

Geek.

[elad]

Originally posted by n-root


its an ass 1,000,000,000 x the size of J-lo's ass

GIGAlo

thats what i thought.

[cleophite]

giggaj-Lo? interesting.

[LadyJ]

Originally posted by n-root


its an ass 1,000,000,000 x the size of J-lo's ass

GIGAlo
ew.

*gets paranoid and checks ass in mirror*

[unknown dj]

yum-yum give me some

[elad]

a centilo, on the other hand, is an ass a hundred times smaller that j-lo's.... on the other other hand theres the gigOlo, i belive thats your man.:thumbsup:

[tranKwilized]

Originally posted by elad
a centilo, on the other hand, is an ass a hundred times smaller that j-lo's.... on the other other hand theres the gigOlo, i belive thats your man.:thumbsup:

Everybodys a critic :gotme:

Due to legal matters, I am unable to advertise for a so-called 'gigolo' service.

[Alexis]

Originally posted by logictheorist
After careful deliberation (like 20 seconds) I've decided I'm in.

It was tough to balance my traditional catholic values

I thought you said in a thread sometime that you are Jewish...

:FUBAR:

[elad]

Originally posted by tranKwilized


Everybodys a critic :gotme:
and some cant spell :gotme:












:D

[tranKwilized]

Originally posted by elad

a some cant spell :gotme:


:D

:wedgie:

[elad]

:crying2:

[tranKwilized]

Oh sure. Start crying and make ME look like the asshole here!

Don't fall for his tricks people! He's a decepticon!

[n-root]

Originally posted by WanderingStarz


I thought you said in a thread sometime that you are Jewish...

:FUBAR:


Phil covers all the bases. Currently Phil is also celebrating Ramadan and preparing for a merry Kwanza.

[cleophite]

Originally posted by tranKwilized


Everybodys a critic :gotme:

Due to legal matters, I am unable to advertise for a so-called 'gigolo' service. so then what is this thread?

[tranKwilized]

Originally posted by cleophite
so then what is this thread?

An advertisement for a gigalo service :D

[bkidz]

http://www.click2music.fi/finland/viikkarit/vk30/gigolo.JPG

[tranKwilized]

:haha:

Well placed at the top of the page no less :afterbuzz:

[cleophite]

Originally posted by tranKwilized


An advertisement for a gigalo service :D ah semantics .. providing legal loopholes for girls who just wanna have fun everywhere in the USofA.

[elad]

http://www.ensi-ilta.com/img/prod/31118336.jpg

[cleophite]

Originally posted by elad
[img]http://www.ensi-ilta.com/img/prod/31118336.jpg[/img elad, you're really falling down on the job today!

[tranKwilized]

It was only a matter of time until Duece showed up :)

Here's to the man :cheers:

[badkitty3804]

Originally posted by switchstance
I volunteer.

No you don't :shady:

You're mine! ALL MINE!

[ravetildawn]

you guys are so generous, putting others before yourselves, so that us, women, are completely satisfied.
i'm tearing up.....

[tranKwilized]

Well, I mean.. I thought so :yes:

[elad]

Originally posted by cleophite
elad, you're really falling down on the job today!

:fu:

i got a friend in http://www.buzzlife.com/mssg_brd/images/blue/edit.gif

[cleophite]

ohhhhhh, you've got a friend in meeee!


:yummy:http://www.buzzlife.com/mssg_brd/images/blue/edit.gif:ANden:

[tranKwilized]

I'm going the fuck to bed now.

Ya'll take good care of my thread now :D



Yeah, I'll believe that when I see it.

[HI-NRG]

oh yeah, im down
im sooooo down.....

[badkitty3804]

This thread is useless without pictures.

[The Logic Theorist]

Originally posted by ravetildawn
you guys are so generous, putting others before yourselves, so that us, women, are completely satisfied.
i'm tearing up.....

Yeah well after your post about only sleeping with your cats in the sex thread, I think you get first in line.

:D

[bkidz]

This is about male http://www.kingmarketing.com/hose.jpg :shrug:

[n-root]

Originally posted by elad
http://www.ensi-ilta.com/img/prod/31118336.jpg

awwwww yeah! some Duecey B!

:FUBAR:

[Article One]

Originally posted by housecat
jigga foo

:raveon:

[housecat]

:D

[unknown dj]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by tranKwilized
[B]I'm going the fuck to bed now.

right now at 1:00 in the afternoon ,why can't i be down with the late sleeping time?

[ravetildawn]

Originally posted by logictheorist


Yeah well after your post about only sleeping with your cats in the sex thread, I think you get first in line.

:D

thanks, phill, but, i dunno....i may be better off with the cats....



at least I'M getting some pussy. :sadblue:

[tigermomma]

:haha:
Thats what I say about my cats too!
My roommate gets upset though, because she prefers women, and all the cats sleep with me. *irony*

[badkitty3804]

You have :beaker: cats!

[tigermomma]

:yes:

But I :affection: them.

Wait a minute *reads between lines*

:shady:

[badkitty3804]

:yes:

:beaker:

[tigermomma]

:crying2:

[badkitty3804]

:neener:

Your roomie is quite :beaker: as well. :yes:

[tigermomma]

:haha:
Which one?



:wink:

[The Logic Theorist]

Originally posted by ravetildawn


thanks, phill, but, i dunno....i may be better off with the cats....



at least I'M getting some pussy. :sadblue:

I'm really not sure how to take that.. but I don't think it's good.

:ontome:

[ravetildawn]

heh heh heh :haha:

[The Logic Theorist]

I'll remember this next time I'm getting laid and you're not. :neener:

[ravetildawn]

i am getting laid right now, as i am typing this, so :neener:

[n-root]

Originally posted by ravetildawn
i am getting laid right now, as i am typing this, so :neener:

christ is he that boring?

[ravetildawn]

no, i'm just talented :)

[badkitty3804]

Originally posted by tigermomma
:haha:
Which one?



:wink:

All of them. :yes:

[badkitty3804]

<~~ still waiting to be 'serviced'.

[SiK BuG]

oh oh i've always wanted to be a Gigalo count me in

[EurotrashEve]

Originally posted by logictheorist
After careful deliberation (like 20 seconds) I've decided I'm in.

It was tough to balance my traditional catholic values and my self restraint with my devotion to helping those in need, but in the end a good person must put the needs of others before his own.
:haha: (self restraint)

[Buddafly]

:nono:

posting shit like that is rude... keep your dirty laundry off the board.

[SiK BuG]

I got no PM's yet what a riip

[housecat]

I don't know what happened but it would be much appreciated if beef is kept one on one with each other.


Drama :rl:

[EurotrashEve]

Sorry that message should've been a PM

[Buddafly]

:thumbsup:

[The Logic Theorist]

*edit*

nevermind.

[EurotrashEve]

ditto..just did

[housecat]

Thanks Eve :)

[tigermomma]

Originally posted by badkitty3804


All of them. :yes:

:werd:

My kids are the only sane ones.

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or are they?

:sellyoursoul:

[RYU]

I am currently planning on becoming a "Mail" Gigalo.


That's right... I said "Mail" Gigalo......
I am mixing up the Idea of UPS over night Delivery :tweak: with the Giggallo :buttsex:industry...













See this way I get to charge for shipping and:buttsex: "handling".
:delirious:

[Stryda!]

hows the list going? Has anyone added up all the people?

[BlackDragonTjr]

I'll do it!!! ;)

[Synthetikid]

i am currently in the market for a surgar momma. must be between the ages of 22 and 29 and be able to support me full time while i 'take out the trash' and go out dancing all night.

[DeAtHmOnGeR bEaR]

So what happened to the men-on-call service, Matt???

:shady: Playing with my heart-strings here...

[Stryda!]

Send him a PM. Maybe he can get one of his he whores right over to ya.

[maynard]

Originally posted by tranKwilized
Alright, men.. Due to a recent rash of female-on-female action and dildo discussions, I have done some thinking and have come to a conclusion. These Buzzboard woman aren't getting pole! No poll needs to be done here, it's a fact. There is no other explanation.

I propose we incorperate a Buzzboard Gigalo Service to bring these deprived women pleasure. We could have divisions in MD / NOVA/ DC to outreach a greater spread of the community. 24 hour serivce and low rates.

The sun will once again shine across the valley and order will be restored!

Who want's to volunteer? :D

Edit: All men who volunteer will be added to the list on this post. Ladies can then PM those on the list&amp;nbsp;at will to &quot;make arrangements.&quot;

If only I didn't have any decency or self-respect, I'd so be in.

[The Logic Theorist]

GET BACK TO WORK DAN!

just kidding :D

[maynard]

:ontome:

[Buddafly]

:afterbuzz:

[The Logic Theorist]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA.

minimum waaaaaaaaaage *hiyah!*

[badkitty3804]

We all know that Dan is secretly sending out 'advertising PMs' as we type. :yes:

[lupitanahsee]

Originally posted by Synthetikid
i am currently in the market for a surgar momma. must be between the ages of 22 and 29 and be able to support me full time while i 'take out the trash' and go out dancing all night.

ill take one of these in suga daddy form :D

[El Magnifico]

:wave:

[lupitanahsee]

:tarvis:

[Mandaba]

Originally posted by badkitty3804


No you don't :shady:

You're mine! ALL MINE!


but i want him :puppydog:

[badkitty3804]

Bitch...i'll cut youuuuu!

[Mandaba]

Originally posted by badkitty3804
Bitch...i'll cut youuuuu!

:puppydog:




:puppydog:




:puppydog:



:puppydog:

[badkitty3804]

I don't share him. :no:

Sorry.

You can have....ummmm....Someone else :yes:

[zartan]

i selflessly volunteer for the "help kristen get over her celibacy" division.

[Mandaba]

Originally posted by badkitty3804
I don't share him. :no:

Sorry.

You can have....ummmm....Someone else :yes:



:crying:

[badkitty3804]

:shrug:

Sorry luv. There's just not enough Jathan to go around.

[Mandaba]

but he's so cute :puppydog:

[badkitty3804]

:no:

NO TOUCHA-DA JATHAN!

:slap:

[Mandaba]

so this means yer never going to introduce me eh? :shady:

[badkitty3804]

:no:

For your own good. :D

He's my He-Bitch. :yes:

[Mandaba]

:whoa: that's so wrong. i'm hurt. :nono: more ass slappings to be had.

[badkitty3804]

He's geriatric though. Do you really want to deal with a geriatric raver?

[Mandaba]

i deal with you people all the time.











:ohshit: no she didn't!



:D

[badkitty3804]

:shrug:

I'm not geriatric :neener:

I'll introduce. :yes: He should be there on Friday since Travis is spinning.

[Mandaba]

:sadblue: i won't be comin out friday, but you'll see me saturday.

[badkitty3804]

I dont' know if he'll be there :shrug:

oh well...one day. :yes:

[koolaidluva]

HAHA....great thread!!

[n-root]

http://www.sendthemback.org/images/title.jpg

[iminxtc]

:haha:

[buzzboy]

i have a handburger for an avatar

[iminxtc]

now im hungry! dammit chris.

[buzzboy]

i can cook

[iminxtc]

i want a cheese burger w/ bacon!

[tigermomma]

Originally posted by zartan74
i selflessly volunteer for the "help kristen get over her celibacy" division.

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:tarvis::tarvis::tarvis:

:tarvis::tarvis::tarvis:

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[zartan]

so why can you write "penis" but not "v*****"???

sexist!

[ravetildawn]

yea, the board is quite discriminatory. as i learned yesterday, we can say pussy, but not the C word.
see: **** **** ****

[tigermomma]

Originally posted by zartan74
so why can you write "penis" but not "v*****"???

sexist!

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I just changed it, it was a self imposed edit.&nbsp; Isnt it weird that words like pussy, ****, twat, etc. dont bother me in the least but vagina...?&nbsp; I dont know, there are so many synonyms to that word and I prefer ALL of them to the "proper" one.

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I'm so weird.

[n-root]

Originally posted by tigermomma


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I just changed it, it was a self imposed edit.&amp;nbsp; Isnt it weird that words like pussy, ****, twat, etc. dont bother me in the least but vagina...?&amp;nbsp; I dont know, there are so many synonyms to that word and I prefer ALL of them to the &quot;proper&quot; one.

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I'm so weird.

it's common.

[blewmymindblank]

words don't offend me...use of words however can. It's all relative to context :shrug:

[The Logic Theorist]

Yes, the vagina is common. Thank God.

[blewmymindblank]

:haha:

I'm partial to the vagina as well :hifive:

[ravetildawn]

when i was little, i used to call it my virginia.

[tigermomma]

:haha:
I heard "nether regions" from someone when I was little and it stuck.

Maybe the reason that I dislike using that word is that it connotes something medical. You never hear a guy whisper hot phrases in your ear like "I cant wait to feel your vaginal walls wrap around me".

At least I hope not.

[DeiJunglist]

I'm in but it depends on who I take out. :evilred:

[badkitty3804]

<~~ Still waiting for her gigalo.

[ggfab]

Originally posted by velvetgoldmire
I have the Baltimore market cornered!

At least someone's holdin' it down here...where are all the b*more catches?

*waits*

That's what I thought. All the descent b*more guys have a couple of girlfriends or are 'emotionally unavailble/...possible asexual or not heterosexual.

There are plenty of (rephrases) 'some' attractive guys here but far and few between do you find the 'full package'...hrm.

:D good intentions don't always get the job done.

[badkitty3804]

Rob es Muy caliente.

Ah señor las cosas que haría a que el pedazo dulce y dulce de como.

*desmayo*

[ggfab]

donde esta el chico? Deseo mirarlo.

AHORITA!

[The Logic Theorist]

Originally posted by ggfab

There are plenty of (rephrases) 'some' attractive guys here but far and few between do you find the 'full package'...hrm.



Maybe you should stop trying to choose guys based on their package? :shrug:

[badkitty3804]

Originally posted by ggfab
donde esta el chico? Deseo mirarlo.

AHORITA!

El es probablemente en trabajo o en su computadora en casa. Adivino que él está disponible para el amor de ciber. Usted tan quiere que él déselo a usted, fiesty.

¡Obtengamos él!

[blewmymindblank]

http://sideshowbob.darkravers.net/cubik0912/SSB_7596.JPGhttp://www.gourmetmushroomsinc.com/equipment/art/full-package.gif



















:D :jk:

[Moebius]

:wtf:

[badkitty3804]

Brock IS the total package.

whispers:
I heard he puts out on the first date!

[ggfab]

Originally posted by logictheorist



Maybe you should stop trying to choose guys based on their package? :shrug:

stop stuffing your pants and I won't hit on you :dammet:


:D

[blewmymindblank]

where did you get that blasphemous information from? :D

[ggfab]

Brock- You ARE shiney, happy people. :finalwerd:

[zartan]

hey kristen - i can't wait to feel your vaginal walls wrap around me.

[zartan]

you're right. gag.

[blewmymindblank]

Las personas felices brillantes?

[blewmymindblank]

por la manera. ..Yo jode en la primera fecha :whoa: :afterbuzz:

[badkitty3804]

¡La persona muy brillante y feliz que sé! *el encogimiento de hombros*

[badkitty3804]

Originally posted by blewmymindblank
por la manera. ..Yo jode en la primera fecha :whoa: :afterbuzz:

Significa usted "apagó"?

[ravetildawn]

voy a patinar con el caballo (?)

[blewmymindblank]

mi español está muy mohoso

[blewmymindblank]

Originally posted by badkitty3804


Significa usted "apagó"?

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on the first date :yes:

[blewmymindblank]

Yo me siento como una mujerzuela

[badkitty3804]

Originally posted by ravetildawn
voy a patinar con el caballo (?)
:haha:

Originally posted by blewmymindblank
mi español está muy mohoso

What the heck does mohoso mean???

[blewmymindblank]

mohoso = rusty

[badkitty3804]

ahhhh, ok. :wink:

I suck.

*cries*

[blewmymindblank]

aww...:sok:

[blewmymindblank]

:padlock:

[ggfab]

This is ridiculous. It's all good n fine til someone gets hurt!

:fuct:

[The Drifter]

Its all fun and games till sombody loses an eye

















then its a party.:woot: :woot:

[blewmymindblank]

Originally posted by dabigfro99
Its all fun and games till sombody shoots in your eye

















then its a party.:woot: :woot:

ewww....:nixo:

[tigermomma]

Originally posted by zartan74
hey kristen - i can't wait to feel your vaginal walls wrap around me.

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Only when you say it Eric.&nbsp; :tarvis:

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:D

[ggfab]

:spits:only u would say that...outloud, Brock!

[LexxLuther]

:bigpimp: TrankWilized I'm trying holla at you about this man:bigpimp:

[ggfab]

Originally posted by tigermomma


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Only when you say it Eric.&amp;nbsp; :tarvis:

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:D

you have met your jargin match!! This guy has his work cut out for him.

good visual!! lol

[blewmymindblank]

i'm competely shameless :yes:

[ggfab]

Originally posted by LexxLuther
:bigpimp: TrankWilized I'm trying holla at you about this man:bigpimp:

PM usually works...:shrug:

[ggfab]

Originally posted by blewmymindblank
i'm competely shameless :yes:

That is why I like ya :wink:


keepin it reeeeeeeeeel

:specialed:


:rl: shoots brock in the eye :j/k

:delirious: