View Full Version : once again, i escape legal troubles. but this time i didnt even know.
obsol33t
2003-11-18, 02:56 AM
anyway, back in early sept i got pulled over doin 49 in a 25mph street. the cop dropped it to 44 so i didnt get wreckless and led me on my way. out of my 5+ years of driving i've never gotten pulled over once, and i speed everywhere like i get a prize for beating myself there or something, i dunno its just a habit. prior to that day i had been the only person amoung me and my frriends that hadnt ever gotten a ticket or been arrested for public drunkeness/whatever. i was the one that always go away or let off.
but anyway, i soon forgot about my ticket, missed the courtdate and come mid october i realized i had forgotten my courtdate and paying the fine entirely. then i started to worry, i didnt have any money to pay the fine and apparently since i missed my courtdate, ppl told me there should be a bench warrant or someshit out for my arrest.
i start to get worried but again i forgot about it until today when my friend declared me the "LUCKIEST motherfucking nigga i know" over AIM. he then proceeded put up an away message for 30 min taunting me. i thought i had won something and he found out before i did or something. his first reply when he got back :
" Virginia Courts Case Information (http://208.210.219.132/vadistrict/select.jsp;jsessionid=0000B1NYAIINCYUY4M1IFR40KNA:ulnfn1uq) you click that shit? you see that shit"
i then proceeded to fill out the info and put in my name and found out that the cop had missed my courdate and i had been let off once again.
I AM STILL INVINCIBLE TO COPS!!!!!!!!
anyway, if yawl wanna look up ur traffic violation/criminal history or someone else's from VA, have fun.
[edit] FUCK DA POLICE, but remember to thank them when they let you go free.:specialed:
bboyneko
2003-11-18, 03:48 AM
always go to court for speeding tickets, dosent matter if your guilty, if its your first violation ask for PBJ, if not, ask for a point reduction
Originally posted by obsol33t
I AM STILL INVINCIBLE TO COPS!!!!!!!!
famous last words.
Jamie_G
2003-11-18, 06:16 AM
Originally posted by bboyneko
..its your first violation ask for PBJ..
Peanut Butter n Jelly?
DJDiversty
2003-11-18, 06:32 AM
Originally posted by Jamie_G
Peanut Butter n Jelly?
PBJ I forget the actually terminology you jsut basically go in and say you screwed up you know and your sorry and hope they drop it and say goto a class for better driving... I do have a question...i got speed trapped in Alleghany County MD on my way to frostburg, 81 in a 65 supposed to be 1 point and 75 dollars first offense you think it be worth it to go up there and try to PBJ it?
badkitty3804
2003-11-18, 09:06 AM
PBJ = Probation Before Judgement.
I have some of the best traffic stories ever.
Back when I had my red Formula Firebird, speeding was a bit too easy. I was coming back home from school at UMBC after an exam, in a hurry to get back.
I saw the cop in front of me, but I just didn't react for some reason. He moved over to the right lane and I passed him doing about 80 mph. Then he whipped back behind me and 'woop woop', I see flashing lights. He pulls me over, it's a younger male cop. I did my pouty face and he said that he pulled me over for passing him doing 80 and having no front license plate. I think his exact words were, "That was stupid, did you not see me?". Well, I asked him how the heck I would put a license plate on it, there was no attacher thingy for it and "I don't really know much like cars, it came from the dealer like this". So yeah, he let me slide on the 80 mph on a 55mph road and just got me for the $50 fine for having no license plate.
Well,
bboyneko
2003-11-18, 09:16 AM
Originally posted by DJDiversty
PBJ I forget the actually terminology you jsut basically go in and say you screwed up you know and your sorry and hope they drop it and say goto a class for better driving...  I do have a question...i got speed trapped in Alleghany County MD on my way to frostburg,  81 in a 65  supposed to be 1 point and 75 dollars first offense you think it be worth it to go up there and try to PBJ it?
hell yes! go there, dress nice, request PBJ (Probation before judgement) mention how long youve been driving, exxagerate how much you drive (I have a job in California that I commute to 7 days a week) and then mention its your first offense,. Dont give an excuse for speeding unless asked for one.
bboyneko
2003-11-18, 09:18 AM
Originally posted by badkitty3804
PBJ = Probation Before Judgement.
I have some of the best traffic stories ever.
Back when I had my red Formula Firebird, speeding was a bit too easy. I was coming back home from school at UMBC after an exam, in a hurry to get back.
I saw the cop in front of me, but I just didn't react for some reason. He moved over to the right lane and I passed him doing about 80 mph. Then he whipped back behind me and 'woop woop', I see flashing lights. He pulls me over, it's a younger male cop. I did my pouty face and he said that he pulled me over for passing him doing 80 and having no front license plate. I think his exact words were, "That was stupid, did you not see me?". Well, I asked him how the heck I would put a license plate on it, there was no attacher thingy for it and "I don't really know much like cars, it came from the dealer like this". So yeah, he let me slide on the 80 mph on a 55mph road and just got me for the $50 fine for having no license plate.
Well,
no offense but that WAS stupid, you were very lucky. He could have cited you for aggresive driving too. And the way you replied about the liscense plate was pretty smart allecky, you were begging for a rodney king incident wern't you? hehe.
badkitty3804
2003-11-18, 09:23 AM
Like I said, I wasn't really paying attention and going 80 mph in a firebird feels like you're hardly moving.
and how was that begging for a rodney king incident? It used the stereotype that guys use on girls (as being morons when it comes to cars) against him.
badkitty3804
2003-11-18, 09:24 AM
and yes, I know it was stupid.
LadyJ
2003-11-18, 09:25 AM
Originally posted by obsol33t
yawl
=ya'll
sorry. carry on.
Fetterbug
2003-11-18, 09:46 AM
:haha:
obsol33t
2003-11-19, 06:51 AM
Originally posted by LadyJ
=ya'll
sorry. carry on. oh come on. ever since it got hammered into my vocab thanks to my couple years in SC its always been yawl.
Originally posted by acid*stars
famous last words. naw, then ill go back to fuck da police.