More eBay mayhem: 1 Drink + 1 Kiss + Partygirl no SEX but FUN

[tranKwilized]

Yes, yes... Crazy eBay'ers at it again!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2964548501&category=317

Can't wait to see where this one goes :D

[cee]

Shes a hooker!!!

[retail]

and an ugly one, at that

[Nos]

This is where mankind benefits from the advent of the lightswitch and paper bag.

[blewmymindblank]

:chilly: i really just don't know what to say to that

[SCHLiTZ]

She can't offer sex.... now. But she will.
Can't believe there's been 19 bids. She dosen't even have any feedback!

[tranKwilized]

Furreal.. and I mean.. what's to make her show up? She could totally blow the date and the high bidder would have no way to recoop the money because he really coulden't prove they never met.

[Nos]

Who the fuck would pay a woman 700 bucks to have her buy them a drink?

[Nos]

Anil would... I am almost certain.

[blewmymindblank]

Someone really, really desperate (a few people come to mind actually, that's kinda sad) :afterbuzz:

[tranKwilized]

Seriously man, I could own a Russian bride for that much :loot:

[Nos]

I could pay for weeks worth of sweatshop labor with 700 dollars.

[tranKwilized]

You could buy a Russian bride and make her get a job to fund a sweatshop indefinatly with $700 :yes:

A russian bride is not only a spouse.. but an investment. Think man - think!

[Nos]

I'm not too fond of russians, I wonder if there is a market for albino eskimo brides with extreme overbites.

[tranKwilized]

and ice fetishes?

[Nos]

And a battery acid fetish can't hurt. Well it can, but its a good burn.

[housecat]

:haha: