this is some fucked up shit!

[anil]

Last night, before seeing Tall Paul , I drove my friend over to some girl's house, I went outside and smoked a ciggerette for a second and left the two of them alone,well, when I cameback they were both upstairs, doing you know what. Well they came out, and I accidently saw them naked, because I was listening threw the door, man that girl had a horrible body. anyways they fucked, after I saw them naked, because they told me to go outside and smoke. Anyways my buddy, after he fucked, said the girl was soo loose that has dick kept on slipping out, but this is the worst part, he was actually trying to get me some from that girl. I was like even if she said yes, because she said no, I would have declined the offer after seeing her naked. And all I have to say to my friend is ,why did you call her after you ditched that bitch 6 months ago, she is A) Bitch B)her mom hates C) well if it was just for pussy, well you could have done a lot better than that. A lot of men will do a lot of things for sex, but not me I stay true to my girlfriend who I will see in a month, hopefully she hasn't fucked anybody while I was gone, but you can never trust anybody 100%.

[retail]

http://www.anzwers.org/free/rosegarden/IMAGES/COM/G/God.jpg

[Valencia Styles]

um ew

[Chicago]

He fucked in the time that it took you to smoke a cigarette?

[frostybeverage]

Originally posted by Chicago
He fucked in the time that it took you to smoke a cigarette?


:haha:

[Muramasa]

I told you, I was drunk, and the girl you saw was her sister.

Can't you leave my drama off the board.

..and it was a tiny cigarette. One of those ultra-thins, dammit.

:D:D:D

[Muramasa]

Oh, and just for good measure- :jk:

[lupitanahsee]

Originally posted by anil
Last night, before seeing Tall Paul , I drove my friend over to some girl's house, I went outside and smoked a ciggerette for a second and left the two of them alone,well, when I cameback they were both upstairs, doing you know what. Well they came out, and I accidently saw them naked, because I was listening threw the door, man that girl had a horrible body. anyways they fucked, after I saw them naked, because they told me to go outside and smoke. Anyways my buddy, after he fucked, said the girl was soo loose that has dick kept on slipping out, but this is the worst part, he was actually trying to get me some from that girl. I was like even if she said yes, because she said no, I would have declined the offer after seeing her naked. And all I have to say to my friend is ,why did you call her after you ditched that bitch 6 months ago, she is A) Bitch B)her mom hates C) well if it was just for pussy, well you could have done a lot better than that. A lot of men will do a lot of things for sex, but not me I stay true to my girlfriend who I will see in a month, hopefully she hasn't fucked anybody while I was gone, but you can never trust anybody 100%.


:lame:

[Yakko Red]

Originally posted by anil
Last night, before seeing Tall Paul , I drove my friend over to some girl's house, I went outside and smoked a ciggerette for a second and left the two of them alone,well, when I cameback they were both upstairs, doing you know what. Well they came out, and I accidently saw them naked, because I was listening threw the door, man that girl had a horrible body. anyways they fucked, after I saw them naked, because they told me to go outside and smoke. Anyways my buddy, after he fucked, said the girl was soo loose that has dick kept on slipping out, but this is the worst part, he was actually trying to get me some from that girl. I was like even if she said yes, because she said no, I would have declined the offer after seeing her naked. And all I have to say to my friend is ,why did you call her after you ditched that bitch 6 months ago, she is A) Bitch B)her mom hates C) well if it was just for pussy, well you could have done a lot better than that. A lot of men will do a lot of things for sex, but not me I stay true to my girlfriend who I will see in a month, hopefully she hasn't fucked anybody while I was gone, but you can never trust anybody 100%.

Dear God,

What are you waiting for? Make this loser a statistic already....

Regards,
the guy on the couch

[badkitty3804]

:haha:
I love Cliffy :affection:

[badkitty3804]

This thread really makes me sad though. :sadblue:

[Wickity]

Originally posted by Yakko Red


Dear God,

What are you waiting for? Make this loser a statistic already....

Regards,
the guy on the couch

:nuke:

[Valencia Styles]

it makes me wanna :nixo: ew... i feel all gross now after reading it... time for a shower

[Valencia Styles]

people these days really do suck

[Muramasa]

:tarvis:
:ontome:

[Yakko Red]

Originally posted by badkitty3804
:haha:
I love Cliffy :affection:

:booty: love this...

[Muramasa]

Originally posted by Yakko Red


:booty: love this...

Classic.
:hifive:

[anil]

Originally posted by Yakko Red


Dear God,

What are you waiting for? Make this loser a statistic already....

Regards,
the guy on the couch


hey Cliff why don't you do yourself a favor and this world and put the gun in your mouth and blow your fucking head off will you,because your an annoying little prick.

[anil]

j/k

[The Logic Theorist]

So let me get this straight.. This girl is horrible, ugly, a bad lay, loose, etc etc..


But she still refused to fuck you.

Classic.

[Article One]

Originally posted by anil



hey Cliff why don't you do yourself a favor and this world and put the gun in your mouth and blow your fucking head off will you,because your an annoying little prick.


Originally posted by anil
j/k



dude, i give up.

[Muramasa]

Originally posted by Article One







dude, i give up.

Yeah, I mean we totally have a :jk: smiley.:rolleyes:

:D:D:D

[MattaKnox]

Originally posted by anil
Last night, before seeing Tall Paul , I drove my friend over to some girl's house, I went outside and smoked a ciggerette for a second and left the two of them alone,well, when I cameback they were both upstairs, doing you know what. Well they came out, and I accidently saw them naked, because I was listening threw the door, man that girl had a horrible body. anyways they fucked, after I saw them naked, because they told me to go outside and smoke. Anyways my buddy, after he fucked, said the girl was soo loose that has dick kept on slipping out, but this is the worst part, he was actually trying to get me some from that girl. I was like even if she said yes, because she said no, I would have declined the offer after seeing her naked. And all I have to say to my friend is ,why did you call her after you ditched that bitch 6 months ago, she is A) Bitch B)her mom hates C) well if it was just for pussy, well you could have done a lot better than that. A lot of men will do a lot of things for sex, but not me I stay true to my girlfriend who I will see in a month, hopefully she hasn't fucked anybody while I was gone, but you can never trust anybody 100%.

youse a crazy muthafucka :thumbsup:

WOW.

[Nos]

Crazy as a shithouse rat.

[punkasschikadee]

Originally posted by logictheorist
So let me get this straight.. This girl is horrible, ugly, a bad lay, loose, etc etc..


But she still refused to fuck you.

Classic.

thumbs up phil

[anil]

Thats because I always diss her, for being a dumbass and shit, now I have more things to diss her about, a Slut!!!!!!!! ha ha!!!!!!

[The Logic Theorist]

Well you certainly showed her!!!!!11!!!11!!

[Muramasa]

Well... hmm... All in all though, Anil, I do have to give you props for waiting for your girl to come back. Shows a good amount of devotion. Too many people these days are too weak to do that kind of thing.

:thumbsup:

[anil]

I'm going to see her, I'm the one leaving the country, and she is waiting for me in Turkey

[Nos]

Inside of a turkey? Like stuffing?

Food is no woman.

[Milkman John]

it's a turducken

a duck stuffed in a chicken stuffed in a turkey

i saw john madden eat your girlfriend....

[Wickity]

Originally posted by anil
I'm going to see her, I'm the one leaving the country, and she is waiting for me in Turkey


Mail-Order like :whoa:

[DeAtHmOnGeR bEaR]

Hey.. I've got a friend who ordered a bride from Russia :yes:

[Ragin Bajin]

wow.. just wow

[easysl]

Originally posted by Article One







dude, i give up.


with each passing day you sound more and more like Cody!

[SCHLiTZ]

Originally posted by anil
but not me I stay true to my girlfriend who I will see in a month

A month??? They really drag their feet processing those mail-order brides....

[numbskull]

Originally posted by Funshine
Hey.. I've got a friend who ordered a bride from Russia :yes:

did she show up with two "brothers" who later "took her hostage" in order to force him to rob a bank because it was all a lie?

[Yakko Red]

Originally posted by anil



hey Cliff why don't you do yourself a favor and this world and put the gun in your mouth and blow your fucking head off will you,because your an annoying little prick.

I don't want to get all serious in this thread, but after fucking your mom I only wish I could do so twice.

[numbskull]

:haha:

[SCHLiTZ]

ugh, that's just gross.

[velvetgoldmire]

Originally posted by Yakko Red


I don't want to get all serious in this thread, but after fucking your mom I only wish I could do so twice.
:haha:

Cliff is my hero...





So let me get this right. So saw them naked because you were spying in and listening to them have sex? That's disturbing.

[breaks princess]

Anil, cool out. Personal attacks are not allowed. Consider this a warning. 2 more and your out.

[SCHLiTZ]

Stiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrriiiiiike one!

http://www.fotosearch.com/comp/corbis/DGT166/CSP0001.jpg

[Article One]

Originally posted by breaks princess
Anil, cool out. Personal attacks are not allowed. Consider this a warning. 2 more and your out.


actually, we will just say its strike 2.9


he's already been banned once temporarily.


the next time is :byebye:

[Article One]

Originally posted by Fingerprint
it's a turducken

a duck stuffed in a chicken stuffed in a turkey

i saw john madden eat your girlfriend....


btw, that was the dumbest "skit" during a football game ive ever seen.


and john madden is annoying. he needs to shut his puppet looking face and retire into the sunset. all he does is state the obvious all day long, and if he uses that goddamm chalkboard one more fucking time im gonna shove that turducken straight up his fat ass.

[JOEYd]

Originally posted by anil
I'm the one leaving the country

BEST..... NEWS..... EVER!!!!!

[SCHLiTZ]

:haha: :woot:

[Milkman John]

Originally posted by Article One



btw, that was the dumbest "skit" during a football game ive ever seen.


and john madden is annoying. he needs to shut his puppet looking face and retire into the sunset. all he does is state the obvious all day long, and if he uses that goddamm chalkboard one more fucking time im gonna shove that turducken straight up his fat ass.


i'll be there with the astroglide....

[asian]

anil stop being a fucking tool and posting disgusting graphic shit that nobody wants to know about. please think before you start more asinine threads. this is getting old.

[A.J. Inx]

:buttkick:

[cleophite]

Originally posted by asian
anil stop being a fucking tool and posting disgusting graphic shit that nobody wants to know about. please think before you start more asinine threads. this is getting old. http://www-personal.umich.edu/~pkretsch/pics/oh_snap.gif

[badkitty3804]

:haha:

[pojimoko]

i think anil needs another buzzboard therapy session with his favorite counselor, zartan

[Wickity]

Let's show him the power of love. :plur:

[Jungleluv09]

:haha:

[numbskull]

Originally posted by pojimoko
i think anil needs another buzzboard therapy session with his favorite counselor, zartan

Bwaaaahahahahahahahah

[Fetterbug]

:spit:

Wow, this thread is fricking funny....

:afterbuzz: :whack:

[zartan]

so sorry - i was in mexico on vacation and totally missed this.

wow. quite a story. lotta love and respect going on with you and your friends eh?

[Fetterbug]

Originally posted by zartan74
so sorry - i was in mexico on vacation and totally missed this.

wow. quite a story. lotta love and respect going on with you and your friends eh?


Lol, man, if only you were here for this!!!

*thinks of the endless possibilities*

Hope your vacation was fun, though!

[buzzboy]

Originally posted by anil
Last night, before seeing Tall Paul , I drove my friend over to some girl's house, I went outside and smoked a ciggerette for a second and left the two of them alone,well, when I cameback they were both upstairs, doing you know what. Well they came out, and I accidently saw them naked, because I was listening threw the door, man that girl had a horrible body. anyways they fucked, after I saw them naked, because they told me to go outside and smoke. Anyways my buddy, after he fucked, said the girl was soo loose that has dick kept on slipping out, but this is the worst part, he was actually trying to get me some from that girl. I was like even if she said yes, because she said no, I would have declined the offer after seeing her naked. And all I have to say to my friend is ,why did you call her after you ditched that bitch 6 months ago, she is A) Bitch B)her mom hates C) well if it was just for pussy, well you could have done a lot better than that. A lot of men will do a lot of things for sex, but not me I stay true to my girlfriend who I will see in a month, hopefully she hasn't fucked anybody while I was gone, but you can never trust anybody 100%.


usually those who cant trust; cant be trusted. :shrug:

[Muramasa]

Originally posted by cleophite
http://www-personal.umich.edu/~pkretsch/pics/oh_snap.gif

I SO want this as my avatar.:puppydog:

[LaZyCrZy]

anil = :vipbathroom:
shame on you for spying.

[asian]

Originally posted by logictheorist
So let me get this straight.. This girl is horrible, ugly, a bad lay, loose, etc etc..


But she still refused to fuck you.

Classic.

[DeAtHmOnGeR bEaR]

:haha:

[Raverjimbob]

Bump

[Utopium]

http://www.destructoid.com/elephant/ul/91497-facepalm.jpg

[maynard]

Dammit... I thought today was our lucky day and Anil was back...

NOT FUNNY BUMP

[Muramasa]

worfpalm

[elad]

http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/8198/worfisfrustratedmz8vg1.gif

[Dj Ikarus F.]

:popcorn2:

[RAMIRO]

please god no..
just recently had to deal wth more bs from him on another board.

[The Logic Theorist]

I love reading back through these to see what I posted.

[LOGO]

I love reading back through these to see what you posted, too.

Goll dang, I wish I had been around back then to witness the lollery first-hand.

[beth]

ha!

i wonder what ever happened to AJ Inx. i used to see that chick everywhere.

[bkidz]

I love reading through old threads that have old banninated peoples. . . . . :afterbuzz:

BTW, whatever happened to Valencia Styles?

[Kif]

ha!

i wonder what ever happened to AJ Inx. i used to see that chick everywhere.
God only knows. Hope she's well where ever she is though

[Kif]

I love reading through old threads that have old banninated peoples. . . . . :afterbuzz:

BTW, whatever happened to Valencia Styles?
Valencia Styles is SassyPance

[amitai]

what ever happened to anil anyway?

[bkidz]

Valencia Styles is SassyPance

Ohh! Totally forgot.

[lupitanahsee]

LOL@this thread.

i still see anil out every now and then.

[RAMIRO]

what ever happened to anil anyway?

he is still around..
and is still a tool on groovanauts

[maynard]

ha!

i wonder what ever happened to AJ Inx. i used to see that chick everywhere.

I think I saw her last year. I can't be sure. I was drunk.

[imabagel]

i think i just lost a few good beer brain cells after reading this thread...

[amitai]

he is still around..
and is still a tool on groovanauts

yeah I saw that but is he still local?

[imabagel]

yeah I saw that but is he still local?


yes. he's still living in the same house/place as usual.

[RAMIRO]

unfortunately

[imabagel]

lol. what'd anil ever do to you, ramiro?

[slim pickinz]

everyone always talks about old school, so i was happy to see a thread from ears ago, resurrected.