Who can give a good massage?

[ggfab]

Can you?

What's your favorite part of the body to massage or have massaged?



Techniques/Tips?


I'm trying to get my mind of this bullshit ass place and somewhere good.:sadblue:


:touchmymonkey: look don't touch

[madeofwires]

i like giving massages

[ggfab]

What do you like to massage most?

[Wickity]

Wanna make out?

:snog:

[ggfab]

We're almost the same age- yeah.

When?

[Wickity]

:haha:

[ggfab]

:crying2:

[madeofwires]

i like to massage mostly neck, shoulder, back etc, and head if they have nice soft hair i love to run my fingers thru

[ggfab]

oh mah gaaawwwddd.

*moans*rolls eyes*drools heavily*

are curls ok>?

[ggfab]

Massages are a good form of natural therapy.

Where are all the messeurs?!!

[The Logic Theorist]

I give a great lower lower back massage :tarvis:

[elad]

the whats? :confused:

[ggfab]

HEY!! You're the same age as me- let's make out!?:lovemachine: :cheer:

[ggfab]

Originally posted by elad
the whats? :confused:

ONLY STRAIGHT PEOPLE ALLOWED.


We'll rub you back to normal:thumbsup:

[elad]

i like to get my ballz massaged gently. :thumbsup:

[BuzzCat]

Originally posted by ggfab


ONLY STRAIGHT PEOPLE ALLOWED.


We'll rub you back to normal:thumbsup:

:fu:

[ggfab]

with your moms tongue? :confused:

[beth]

:wave:
i give good massages.
my favorite part would be the neck or the spine.

[ggfab]

Originally posted by BuzzCat


:fu:

the last two posts were strictly for Elad.

:patricia:

[retail]

:ontome:

[ggfab]

I need a full body massage. First, a hot Mr. Bubble bath- then some cool Chardonnay...soft bed- dry towel...sweet lotion. good massage.

That's all.

[The Logic Theorist]

I make lotion. :tarvis:

[ggfab]

get OUT!

hrm?

[The Logic Theorist]

*gets out*

:ontome:

[elad]

Originally posted by logictheorist
I make lotion. :tarvis:

she said sweet not salty.

[ggfab]

*missed joke the first time*:blush: :badkitty:

[ggfab]

Originally posted by elad


she said sweet not salty.

:hmm:

[The Logic Theorist]

So does that mean I can come back?

[SCHLiTZ]

I love a good scalp massage.... mmmmmmmm.

[ggfab]

Originally posted by logictheorist
So does that mean I can come back?


Wherrrrs mah :smooch: ?

[ggfab]

Originally posted by Schlitz
I love a good scalp massage.... mmmmmmmm.


Do u have nice hair?

B/c scalp massages on a bad head are :nono:

[lali]

cakebread makes wonderful chardonnay. expensive like 30 bux a bottle but worth it

[ggfab]

I luuuuuuuuuuuuv vino.

I DON'T drink white zinfandel- that's SOOOOOOOO Glen Burnie!

[lali]

i can recomend great zins too, sobor esates is that table wine for the white house. they do a great zin

[ggfab]

I'll do Red Zin but not blush- YUCK!

I like crisp- not too dry Chardonnays and Pinot Grigios.
I love Chiante for a nice red- harder than most but not for the faint heart.

I got plastered to the wall last night- ugh!
I FEAR ANY KIND OF BEER.

[lali]

how old are u??

[SCHLiTZ]

Originally posted by ggfab



Do u have nice hair?

B/c scalp massages on a bad head are :nono:


I'm such a Nancy-boy when it comes to hygeine....
that reminds me! time to get a hair-cut.

[El Magnifico]

Originally posted by elad
i like to get my ballz massaged gently. :thumbsup:

At a medium pace?

[elad]

anything over medium-low puts them into dangerous territory.

[ggfab]

Originally posted by elad
anything over medium-low puts them into dangerous territory.

I have a massager you can have...:thumbsup:


Originally posted by Schlitz



I'm such a Nancy-boy when it comes to hygeine....
that reminds me! time to get a hair-cut.

What do you look like>?


Originally posted by lali
how old are u??

quarter piece:angel:

[El Magnifico]

I think a good focus to massaging has a lot to do with paying attention to where the knots are and working to break them up. Poking around without purpose never does any body any good. :delirious:

[ggfab]

Actually- a little poking without purpose never hurt.

:ontome:

[ggfab]

You avatar is my favorite of all of them. It's hard and everytime I see it- it reminds me of myself dancing.---to house mostly- not DnB. I dance different to DnB- obviously.

[badkitty3804]

I give GREAT massages.

I have one thing that I do, I learned it a few years ago...it's a trademark move.

[elad]

is the whole thing trademarked or just the ending? is it a happy one? :shrug:

[badkitty3804]

happy endings :no:

unless...

nevermind.

[Nos]

Originally posted by elad
is the whole thing trademarked or just the ending? is it a happy one? :shrug:

ROFL.

[MaryAnarchy]

i give amazing massages. i learned from having to massage my mom's back every night...she has a badneck from stress/tension

i think i inherited it...lately my neck has been in horrible shape, and no one i know can massage well, s oi'm stuck in pain :(

[ggfab]

I wanna see the ending first and the beginning after. Thanks.

[MaryAnarchy]

i wonder if this thread reached the point where everything turns into crude sexual jokes yet. i hope not. i hate missing out on that.

[Moebius]

I have not posted yet.

[Moebius]

and now!

[ggfab]

Let's have a massage orgy/ toga party/ DJ festival/ revival in a church pu.

:yes:


RSVP

[Moebius]

Sounds like a pretty kinky party

Should we get the Bishops and alter --types and delets--

[ggfab]

:no:

only attractive people- of age- will be even close to considered.

VIP only. :nono:

[Moebius]

I think you need these

ass sex

[MaryAnarchy]

it's pew.

sorry.

[/spelling nazi]

[ggfab]

THanks. I'll take both and call you in the mo'nin.

[Moebius]

Originally posted by MaryAnarchy
it's pew.

sorry.

[/spelling nazi]



did somebody cut the damn cheese.

<==============holds nose.



This might not degenerate into sex comments.


It is leaning toward poop and fart jokes










in a high voice POOP!

[Milkman John]

i tend to stick with the shoulders, the spinal column, around the shoulder blades(where most stress is bunched up), the neck, running to the base of the skull where it meets the spinal column....and feet.....i love rubbing feet....watching someones eyes roll into the back of their head while they are sober when all you are doing is massaging their feet is fun :thumbsup:

[Moebius]

Get with the program man. THis thread is no longer abou that. Keep up...

:)

[ggfab]

YOu are a damn NUUT, Mo!! LOL

[MaryAnarchy]

i'm not vip. oh well, i'll survive.

yeah...i stick with the neck, upper back...same places as you it seems.

unless the person has a fucked up lower back, and you can FEEL it right away when they do.

[Moebius]

Yeah, I can't really help it. I was born crazy.

In elementry school my nick name was crazy tony.


That early, people new I was just a little different.

[Moebius]

I don't think I am VIP either, so it's all good.

[ggfab]

hahahhaha.

*Mr.T face* Gimme a massage.

[Milkman John]

lookin mighty cute in them jeans, boy

[ggfab]

how are you at nibbling?

[Moebius]

OK, Im out.

[Milkman John]

ok, so i miised the whole vibrator thing

although i will indulge everyone and get into kinky sex bits

boys, if your girl has a vibrator, and the head is large enough, you can place it on both the clitoris and on your shaft....she'll like it...especially if you are near her sensitive areas....

[MaryAnarchy]

Originally posted by Moebius
Yeah, I can't really help it. I was born crazy.

In elementry school my nick name was crazy tony.


That early, people new I was just a little different.

i didn't have a nickname in elementary school. maryanarchy is the only nickname i ever had, i got it in 11th grade. that was like 7 years ago. wow

[MaryAnarchy]

wait, this thread is about vibrators?

[Milkman John]

if it wasn't before......

:D

[ggfab]

Originally posted by Fingerprint
ok, so i miised the whole vibrator thing

although i will indulge everyone and get into kinky sex bits

boys, if your girl has a vibrator, and the head is large enough, you can place it on both the clitoris and on your shaft....she'll like it...especially if you are near her sensitive areas....


:touchmymonkey: :spliff:

[Yakko Red]

Dear god,

This thread was made to create a new all time low in terms of acts of desperation wasnt it?

Regards,
the guy on the couch

[ggfab]

Originally posted by Yakko Red
Dear god,

This thread was made to create a new all time low in terms of acts of desperation wasnt it?

Regards,
the guy on the couch

you've pegged me

:badkitty:



Sincerely,

the gal on your mind

[MaryAnarchy]

who is being desperate?

[MaryAnarchy]

*lost*

[Yakko Red]

Originally posted by ggfab


you've pegged me

:badkitty:



Sincerely,

the gal on your mind

:haha:

No.

[Yakko Red]

Originally posted by MaryAnarchy
who is being desperate?

Not you beautiful :wink:

[ggfab]

:crying2:


:no:

[ggfab]

Originally posted by MaryAnarchy
who is being desperate?

It must be me. Because I'm a troll and trolls have no friends or companions.

It's a sad world.

I only wanted someone to rub my warts.


fukers:fu:

[MaryAnarchy]

Originally posted by Yakko Red


Not you beautiful :wink:

*humps monitor vigorously*

[ggfab]

also, fer clarification.

I am the epitomy of selective- never desperate. undersatisfied :yes: maybe- never desperate- only picky.

[MaryAnarchy]

Originally posted by ggfab


It must be me. Because I'm a troll and trolls have no friends or companions.

It's a sad world.

I only wanted someone to rub my warts.


fukers:fu:

there, there

*pats hand*

come cry on my shoulder

[ggfab]

*sniffle*

*bites Mary's neck*

[Milkman John]

cliff, cliff, cliff....

must i do this to you AGAIN?

http://www.buzzlife.com/mssg_brd/showthread.php?s=&threadid=23563


:D

[MaryAnarchy]

you tricked me you wench!

aaaahhhhhh


*turns into living dead*


time to leave!

[MaryAnarchy]

dude, that's the best start of a thread ever.


"If you're out there and want to stick your nose up at most of the scene... PM me. "

HAHAHAHA
:afterbuzz:

[ggfab]

Originally posted by Fingerprint
cliff, cliff, cliff....

must i do this to you AGAIN?

http://www.buzzlife.com/mssg_brd/showthread.php?s=&amp;threadid=23563


:D

yeah, I remember that. *shakes head* it's always the philosophical potheads callin the kettle black.


anotha1bitesthedust:rolleyes:

[velvetgoldmire]

Originally posted by MaryAnarchy
i wonder if this thread reached the point where everything turns into crude sexual jokes yet. i hope not. i hate missing out on that.
Whose tits do I have to come on to get a body massage?!





...you may continue...

[ggfab]

cheap thrills- that's what it's all about Charlie Brown.





FOR CLIFF. hahaha.

[punkasschikadee]

*works her magic*

[Yakko Red]

Originally posted by Fingerprint
cliff, cliff, cliff....

must i do this to you AGAIN?

http://www.buzzlife.com/mssg_brd/showthread.php?s=&amp;threadid=23563


:D

What's your name, what's your name, oh wait i don't fucking care,

it was parody of another lame thread on this board.

Keep trying though, you're bound to strike gold sometime.

[Milkman John]

*picks nose*

found it

sand in your vagina today?

:D

[Yakko Red]

Originally posted by ggfab


yeah, I remember that. *shakes head* it's always the philosophical potheads callin the kettle black.


anotha1bitesthedust:rolleyes:

HAHAHAHAHAHA

see my post to fingerprint, i'm not trying to start shit with either of you, but if you're going to try and rag me i'm not going to sit in silence.

[PasteGirl4Evey]

First I strip the clothes off. The I rub Evey down with paste...it's much better than lotion...then I give the most Elmers-ified back massage ever.

:yes:

[Chicago]

I am a licensed massage therapist. I haven't been practicing for awhile and love giving massages. Without the lead up to making out though, I'm kinda weird about mixing my proffession with romance.

[pluryou]

I tend to give good massages to my bf. I tell ya that man can be rubbed all day long. As for myself I am not really into the whole massaging thing. ;)

[El Magnifico]

Originally posted by ggfab
You avatar is my favorite of all of them. It's hard and everytime I see it- it reminds me of myself dancing.---to house mostly- not DnB. I dance different to DnB- obviously.

Thanks, I aim to please :D

[teknostate6]

depends if were talking party massages or girlfreind massages. i guess at parties i like giving back massages an neck massages. but when u gots a nice nice girl i mostly like to give feetie massages and sumtimes do each others hands is nice too. man i could use a good back rub myslef ! o and tummy rubs are nice too!

[ravetildawn]

the best is the lower back, by your bum. also when the sides of your torso are massaged...ahhhh orgasmic!!

i like hard massages, not pansy, soft massages.

[LadyJ]

I love to give and receive massages. Rumor has it that I give pretty decent ones but I'm a little out of practice.
I used to have this really amazing massage bar. It looked like soap, but it was more like a non-greasy lotion. Does anyone know where I can get anything like that? I got the last one in Dublin and I don't see myself making that trip anytime soon.

[n-root]

Originally posted by lali
cakebread makes wonderful chardonnay. expensive like 30 bux a bottle but worth it

Im feelin this Hess Select cabernet, it's nice

[ggfab]

Originally posted by LadyJ
I love to give and receive massages. Rumor has it that I give pretty decent ones but I'm a little out of practice.
I used to have this really amazing massage bar. It looked like soap, but it was more like a non-greasy lotion. Does anyone know where I can get anything like that? I got the last one in Dublin and I don't see myself making that trip anytime soon.

:glcaroline: Hey Lady, How u doon?!:D

You may want to try Bed, Bath and Beyond...if they don't carry it, I'm sure they could direct you in the right direction.



AND...as far as the wine goes....we should have a wine-party!!!
I've never had a wine party and I think now would the utmost best time to start!

I am a huge white wine fan!!!

I like deep reds...Chiante...Merlots...whateva-


Sincerely,
Not too hard to please/

[lali]

im down for a wine party, i useed to do it but my friend moved away, i have a 60 bottel collection right now

[DJDiversty]

I would be down for trading a mad good massage with someone ... anyone game?

[maynard]

Originally posted by badkitty3804
I give GREAT massages.

I have one thing that I do, I learned it a few years ago...it's a trademark move.

She's not lying.

[DJDiversty]

I need a good massage...But i'll definaetly trade... :wave:&nbsp; any takers?

[punkasschikadee]

wine wine wine :buzzboy:

everyone always tells me im good (massages) but when people do it to me they always do it way too hard... im just a little woman!

[punkasschikadee]

wine wine wine :buzzboy:

everyone always tells me im good (massages) but when people do it to me they always do it way too hard... im just a little woman!

[punkasschikadee]

sorry dont know why that happened :shrug:

[ggfab]

Originally posted by punkasschikadee
wine wine wine :buzzboy:

everyone always tells me im good (massages) but when people do it to me they always do it way too hard... im just a little woman!

I hate when people try to beat me up during a massage!!! I like it soft and gentle also...:buttsex:


Originally posted by lali
im down for a wine party, i useed to do it but my friend moved away, i have a 60 bottel collection right now

:thumbsup: NICE!! I collect wine glasses but don't have enuff self control currently to keep the wine around... :sadblue:

We MUST do this!! When?



Originally posted by maynard


She's not lying.

Well, well, well...we'll just have to put Ms. Badkitty to the test, won't we?!:D

[badkitty3804]

:D

I'm always willing :D

Now that I have backing for my 'excellent massage' title :D

[ggfab]

WhaaaahOOO!!! Just say when, Mama!:cheer:


:puppydog:

[anil]

I heard hookerz give good massages oops did I say hookerz I meant, escorts, I am just to lazy to press backspace and edit all over again.

[Ragin Bajin]

Hookers eh? hmm Reminds me of someone I know.. :D

Who can that be??? ;)

[anil]

j/k

[badkitty3804]

Originally posted by Ragin Bajin
Hookers eh? hmm Reminds me of someone I know.. :D

Who can that be??? ;)

:shady:

[Ragin Bajin]

Originally posted by badkitty3804


:shady:

:haha: :haha: :haha:

**cough ***

:haha: :haha: :haha:

[badkitty3804]

No happy ending for you.

hmpf.

[LadyJ]

Originally posted by anil
I heard hookerz give good massages oops did I say hookerz I meant, escorts, I am just to lazy to press backspace and edit all over again.
anil is back?! :confused:

[housecat]

:yes:

[Ragin Bajin]

Originally posted by badkitty3804
No happy ending for you.

hmpf.


:amanda:

:ripped:

[Gizmo]

Seriously. Joe. You are such a slut.

[badkitty3804]

yes, yes he is.

[sml212]

I think I give good massages. I always massage the shoulders, neck, scalp and lower back. I love running my fingers through soft clean hair:banana:

[badkitty3804]

ohhhhhh....another mer-lander. :wave:

Clean hair is good. :yes:

[Synthetikid]

hey bad kitty, im in frederick right now

[badkitty3804]

right now as is...you're there for the moment.

or

right now as in...you live there now?

[Synthetikid]

as in i'm in class at accutech business school in the complex next to FSK

[badkitty3804]

:raveon:

[Matt Sanborn]

Originally posted by elad
i like to get my ballz massaged gently. :thumbsup:


:afterbuzz:

me 2

[Synthetikid]

badkitty, clean out your PM box...

[badkitty3804]

Working on it...

[Synthetikid]

PM me, i get out of class soon

[ravetildawn]

for having such small hands, i give good, hard massages. gotta work out those kinks..ahhhh

[ggfab]

I like soft, deep massages. I hate when people poke me and squeeze with boney little fingers. lol
I think we're finally having that wine party this Friday!

This thread is older than dirt.

Still seeking good massage therapist to keep on my shelf- thanks!

[LadyJ]

On your shelf, eh? :tarvis:

[ggfab]

:haha: you caught that, eh.
That is where I like to keep ALL my clever pets.
I'm territorial. lol

[blewmymindblank]

I'd give just about anything for a good massage right about now...My back feels like it's in about 1000 knots :sadblue:

[ggfab]

I would let you borrow my massage pet- but I haven't found one yet.

:crying2:

R u coming out tonight?

[MaryAnarchy]

:( :( i'd help out, but i'm in PA

[blewmymindblank]

aww...you're both sweeties...:smooch: I won't be coming out tonight, thursdays are very tough for me. Well, getting up at 6:30 on friday mornings after going out thurs night is tough at least :D There is about a 90% chance of me coming out tomorrow night though :specialed:

[ggfab]

Well, maybe I'll get to see you again soon. I haven't been able to get out to Cubik lately- the schedule of events has been packed./

xo

How's the farm?

[blewmymindblank]

the farm? full of :mattsanborn: i suppose

[ggfab]

Good grief Charlie Brown...

[lali]

the wine party in friday?
where?? when??

[ggfab]

Oh, I remember us talking about your collection. It's going to be in Catonsville (Baltimore) MD...
Would you want to come out?!

[lali]

what time friday?

[ggfab]

probably around 9...waiting for a few friends to get off work.
They work in Fells Pt- are you familiar w. bmore?
Coming out to Alias tonite?

[lali]

i can come to alias but im not sure about friday, my presents is requested at cubik

[ggfab]

Ok, well come out tonight and we can meet there. One of my good friends is spinning in the doom spot (9pm) but it's going to be a blast.

[lali]

ill do my best to make it out there

[Anti-DieselKitty]

Originally posted by lali
i can come to alias but im not sure about friday, my presents is requested at cubik

:haha: Your presents Larry? I want presents!

[lali]

lol

[ggfab]

If you're going to mispell- that is the way to do it!!

lock-down!