here's a story for you, I was hickville yesterday.

[anil]

Yesterday sucked, I mean it really really sucked, nowhere took credit cards, not even some of stations, there hardly any places to go and I was way out in the country you wanna no where was, Leesburg!! where all the kids do is go to the IHOP and then after that get drunk at their houses, and stuff. and everywhere is a junkyard and shotguns too and and a bunch of fields thats it Loudan county sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!

[zartan]

oh shit. anil posted and i am in rare form. hey bitch - sorry to hear your fucking car didn't wreck

[tigermomma]

:haha:



Eric: :affection:

[zartan]

damn tigermomma you're gonna get freaked tonight if you don't watch yerself

[tigermomma]

And Anil, my best friend lives out in Leesburg, its not all hicks. Honestly, nothing like a bit of closed mindedness to start the morning.

:specialed:

[anil]

go get a job zartan

[anil]

you are a loser zartan you need a life, instead of picking on me, guess what also you are going to be on my ignore list

[Mokey]

Sleesburg isnt so bad, go to Winchester and you will see bad.

[zartan]

get a job! ha ha ha ha ha. dude if you only knew.

[anil]

BUSH is going to win you know that

[zartan]

dude how do you know!!!???!?!? holy shit a political insider right here on the buzz board!!

[rajdeep]

:haha: :afterbuzz: it hurts to laugh so much....

[zartan]

i just want to point out that anil took the time to edit his post and add this:

and everywhere is a junkyard and shotguns too and and a bunch of fields thats it Loudan county sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!

-drunk eric

[retail]

i wanna be drunk at work too :dammit:

[housecat]

*wipes away tears of laughter*

literally... I'm laughing like a hyena at Eric's post.

:chairfall:

[anil]

Liberman is a lose, Clark is confused, nobody knows Dean,John Kerry has a bad reputation so who else is there?

[housecat]

WOW

[zartan]

anil for president! dude you are fucking hot by the way. seriously, way way hot. and i'm the gayest metrosexual out there, so i would know.

[orangeglow]

Eric's half bisexual!!!

:affection:

[zartan]

dude if anil will have me i'm 100% queer.

[anil]

Bush will win, I was right a bout Remix and a lot of other shit,so I will be right about this.

[orangeglow]

...you do dance pretty well....

[MaryAnarchy]

i was in leesburg a few months ago,i went to a fancy pants resturaunt. aubrey grew up there. if he wasn't at my house right now, i'd point him to this thread so that he could give you a verbal lashing.

[zartan]

dude anil i'm seriously nose-deep in your ass right now in my mind's eye.

[anil]

bush will win in a sweep

[anil]

and I will love it

[anil]

the Democrats are dead!!!!!!!!!!

[zartan]

you'll love my tongue too fuckmonkey

[Milkman John]

:haha: :thumbsup:

[anil]

How come I got the feeling that I am right and you are wrong this time

[MaryAnarchy]

this thread is annoying
but i will still stay in it interjecting pointless comments.

[tigermomma]

Originally posted by zartan74
damn tigermomma you're gonna get freaked tonight if you don't watch yerself

 

:tarvis:

 

 

Unfortunately I will need to take a raincheck.  I am too *blah* to go out tonight.  :crying2:

[Wedge]

Originally posted by MaryAnarchy
this thread is hilarious
and i will still stay in it laughing my ass off.

Fixed!

[zartan]

what the fuck are you right about and me wrong about anil? about your carpet matchin the drapes? the texture of your balls? huh?

[anil]

zartan I'm not going to waste my time with you

[anil]

you are 29 year old loser picking on someone who can't even drink yet

[orangeglow]

Eric is a winner! He's the best thing thats happened to this board all week! :affection:

[retail]

Originally posted by anil
you are 29 year old loser picking on someone who can't even drink yet

: owned :

[tigermomma]

:werd:
But fuck all week. All the time.
His and John's political arguments and ownages of newbs that try to come on here intelligent like....*faints*

[anil]

guess what from now on I will post whatever I want, whenever I want, and Zartan can't do shit about it

[zartan]

dude i'm a 29 year old loser who kicks around little fucking chump jacknuts who get arrested for reckless driving and need their fucking cocks smoked.

[housecat]

Originally posted by orangeglow
Eric is a winner! He's the best thing thats happened to this board all week! :affection:
:yes:

[zartan]

i'm the best thign that's ever happened to anil's horse dick

[anil]

i didn't get arrested you moron, i got charged, people don't get arrested for reckless moron!!!!!!!!!!!

[anil]

now if you will excuse me I am going to start other threads.

[jrob]

OMG! What happened to you, Eric??? I LOVE IT!!! :affection:

[LaZyCrZy]

I think i got DUMBER from reading this thread

[anil]

yeah you did

[housecat]

Originally posted by anil
now if you will excuse me I am going to start other threads.
For the love of God please don't.

[anil]

zartan did it

[anil]

he pissed me off

[zartan]

hey anil why don't you start a thread asking chicks to post pictures of their vaginas for you to assfinger yourself to?

[tigermomma]

Originally posted by jrob
OMG! What happened to you, Eric??? I LOVE IT!!! :affection:

 

I KNOW.  :lessthanthree:

[housecat]

Originally posted by anil
he pissed me off
So :siihp: already and all will be good.


:thumbsup:

[anil]

now, i am going to maybe start 20 threads about nothing,hahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[pojimoko]

Originally posted by orangeglow
Eric is a winner! He's the best thing thats happened to this board all week! :affection:

all year!

where's that classic forum. everything he's posted today needs to get saved forever!!! this stuff is too good to lose!!!

[anil]

you know what everybody on the buzzboard is a bunch of stuck up bratts.

[zartan]

dude i need this stiffy to go down or i'm not going to be able to make my 12:30 meeting.

[anil]

i quit this shit, ban me

[zartan]

anil you are the Gilbert Godfrey of the buzz board.

[zartan]

ban yourself fuckmonkey

[anil]

i don't care if i get 3 bucks off

[anil]

*editted for content*

Anil, check your pm's.

[Wedge]

I love you thread.

[jrob]

Originally posted by anil
yeah fuck u ******


ummmm....hi....can this be reason to ban. I am offended.

[zartan]

you know what, anil? you just stepped over the line. i mean that very honestly. you need to check yourself, seriously, and i hope that checking yourself involves a shotgun blast.

[pojimoko]

Originally posted by Wedge
I love you thread.

archive! archive! archive! archive!

[tigermomma]

:afterbuzz:

[MaryAnarchy]

Originally posted by Wedge


Fixed!

hahah okay
you win

[MaryAnarchy]

what the shit is going on here?

[buster]

Originally posted by MaryAnarchy
what the shit is going on here? i know right? how the fuk did this happen?
Eric IS on a roll tho...:D

[cleophite]

thread of the week, right here.

[housecat]

For real

[jrob]

of the week??! come on, at least dignify it with "thread of the month"...it is SOLID GOLD BABY!

[Alexis]

Originally posted by anil
guess what from now on I will post whatever I want, whenever I want, and Zartan can't do shit about it

Can we start banning people with polls? Based on popular opinion?
I am almost sure the decision would be unanimous.



INFIDEL!

:banned:

[MaryAnarchy]

this flaming is weak. you all would perish on dcraves. :D

[MaryAnarchy]

stupid-heads!

[Milkman John]

Originally posted by MaryAnarchy
this flaming is weak. you all would perish on dcraves. :D


:haha:

i still owe you one......

maybe i'll sign back on

[elad]

Originally posted by MaryAnarchy
stupid-heads!

insensate wrongdoers!

[zartan]

i'm pushing you in front of a truck you pennsylvanian freak

[KTlovesbuzz]

I just wanted to post my support for Howard Dean. I am from Vermont and he has done wonders for that state, as he will for the whole country. Everyone should vote for him. Bush hasn't really gotten us anywhere this term

Dean's got it on lock:klondike:

[MaryAnarchy]

Originally posted by Fingerprint



:haha:

i still owe you one......

maybe i'll sign back on

you do.

i thought you were signed back on!

*awaits your flame*

[MaryAnarchy]

Originally posted by zartan74
i'm pushing you in front of a truck you pennsylvanian freak

oh no!

lame.

come on.

bring on the good shit.

involving rusty circular saws and gay marines with bowling pins, etfc.

[Article One]

Originally posted by anil
guess what from now on I will post whatever I want, whenever I want, and Zartan can't do shit about it



um...

i dont think so.

:byebye:

[MaryAnarchy]

*dramatic drumroll*

[pojimoko]

Originally posted by Article One




um...

i dont think so.

:byebye:

bwaaahahahhahahahah

:ohshit:

this is the funniest buzzboard day ever!

zartan is my hero!

[MaryAnarchy]

i think i missed something, and i must go back and read it. but i'm too lazy so i'll be clueless like usual.

[Milkman John]

btw, what was off limits again?

(for mary, not any of you other tards)

[zartan]

he used the 'n' word. instaban.

[Article One]

irrelevant.


if you dont think it should be said or posted,

it shouldnt.


good rule to go by.

[Milkman John]

Originally posted by zartan74
he used the 'n' word. instaban.


nipple?

[Mandaba]

im just posting in here so i can say i posted in that one thread.... :D



:kapluto:

[zartan]

no - my 'n'uts in your fucking mouth, Einstein

[Milkman John]

nooooooooooo


you don't say?

the horror

[retail]

Originally posted by KTlovesbuzz
I just wanted to post my support for Howard Dean. I am from Vermont and he has done wonders for that state, as he will for the whole country. Everyone should vote for him. Bush hasn't really gotten us anywhere this term

Dean's got it on lock:klondike:

:wtf::afterbuzz:

[Milkman John]

btw,i just realized you may not be joking about him using it....

saw his post was edited

that is some seriously fucked up shit

[Milkman John]

and can we 69?

[housecat]

He said it. I edited it out... that was just very not cool.

Common sense. Use it.

[DNAgirl]

Originally posted by WanderingStarz


Can we start banning people with polls? Based on popular opinion?
I am almost sure the decision would be unanimous.



INFIDEL!

:banned:

It is Poll week ya know. :D

[pojimoko]

Originally posted by FavoriteMistake
im just posting in here so i can say i posted in that one thread.... :D



:kapluto:

awwww... that's cute... can i adopt u?

[Mandaba]

:affection:

[MaryAnarchy]

Originally posted by Fingerprint
btw, what was off limits again?

(for mary, not any of you other tards)

my kids.

and that thing that happened before.

[Nos]

Jesus Christ, Zartan pushed anil over the fucking edge. This is some quality shit.

[housecat]

It's def quality reading.

:ANden:

[zartan]

def dude - my nuts remind me of your avatar, so it'll be familiar for ya

[housecat]

Are you sobering up yet Eric?

[zartan]

yeah i literally rammed that fucking tool right off the cliff. this has been a beautiful day. and my hangover is close to gone so i'm ready to start boozing and grabbing ass!!

[zartan]

stfu you fucking circus freak midget - i'll show you some fucking sobriety later on bitchface

[youwillfearme]

what the fuck, they know what is what but they don't know what is what they digusted what the fuck!!!!!

[MaryAnarchy]

http://eo.yifan.net/users/r/scrin/darkslayer.gif

[youwillfearme]

well, thats my first thread

[housecat]

Originally posted by zartan74
stfu you fucking circus freak midget - i'll show you some fucking sobriety later on bitchface
Look you uptheasstaking butt grabbing ogre... I've got your sobriety flashing buddy :flash:

[MaryAnarchy]

crazy ravers.

[housecat]

:beaker:


Didn't you get the memo? In order to join the buzzboard you must fail a sanity test. Miserably.



:glcaroline:

[MaryAnarchy]

i'm sure i would.

[zartan]

i'm all hurt and stuff that you didn't like my insult earlier mary. $*(% it I'm going to have to work on that. A little titty twisting might help me get over it.

[Nos]

Bleh. Damnit. Foiled again.

[Yakko Red]

Originally posted by housecat
In order to join the buzzboard you must fail a sanity test. Miserably.



CHECK!!!!

[tigermomma]

Originally posted by zartan74
yeah i literally rammed that fucking tool right off the cliff. this has been a beautiful day. and my hangover is close to gone so i'm ready to start boozing and grabbing ass!!

Eric, dont ever change.

I am awaiting my ass grabbing moment in eager anticipation.

 

 

 

 

:woot:

[jrob]

Originally posted by housecat
:beaker:


Didn't you get the memo? In order to join the buzzboard you must fail a sanity test. Miserably.



:glcaroline:

:yes:

fail it with "flying colors!"

[housecat]

Me too and I wrote the test.

:specialed:

[MattaKnox]

Originally posted by zartan74
dude i need this stiffy to go down or i'm not going to be able to make my 12:30 meeting.


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

BEST... POST... EVER.

:afterbuzz:

[zartan]

ever since i started thinking about anil i haven't been able to keep my hands out of my pocket (if you know what i mean)

[MaryAnarchy]

Originally posted by zartan74
i'm all hurt and stuff that you didn't like my insult earlier mary. $*(% it I'm going to have to work on that. A little titty twisting might help me get over it.


i was just being a devil's advocate. flaming the flamer or something.

:)

www.flaming101.com

[zartan]

yeah well you're still getting titty twisted sugar rump

[MaryAnarchy]

okay, well then prepare to feel a swift kick aimed directly at your nuts. Followed by assorted wrestling moves.

[MaryAnarchy]

.

[zartan]

hell yes i am - you didn't know that?

[zartan]

hey do me a favor and edit the last name out tho.

[MaryAnarchy]

no, i didn't. well shit, aren't i an asshole.

[MaryAnarchy]

i don't think i've ever sat down and compared buzzboard posting names with you. :D

yay!

[zartan]

alright. glad we could clear that up. you're still getting that titty twister tho.

[MaryAnarchy]

luckily i wasn't too sassy today and i didn't insult you in any way shape or form. i just insulted your flames. but now i must retract them

or not

:evilred:

[MaryAnarchy]

then you're still getting a swift karate kick. maybe a round house

*rubs chin*

[zartan]

werd. i like it raw, baby.

[zartan]

just thought i'd resurrect this thread as a fond memory of my favorite day on the buzz board.

hi anil!

[iminxtc]

how sweet of you eric.

[asian]

i still haven't met this anil character

[MaryAnarchy]

hahahaha
yay old threads.

eric are you having an after rave friday?
i would like to have a conjugal visit with javier.

[iminxtc]

id love to see you dance wiht javier again!

[zartan]

no, not this friday - have to take the week off buzz unfortunately (only the second one i've missed, tho...). will be back in force coming up esp for rabbit in da moon

[LadyJ]

Originally posted by asian
i still haven't met this anil character
I see him at Cübik most Fridays. Find me and I'll introduce you.:evilred:

[zartan]

you're going to love it, jessie.

[iminxtc]

is he better in person

[MaryAnarchy]

ah...prolly better off that way, that way i'll get to sleep at 4:00 am instead of like 11 am. ;)

[zartan]

oh, very much so. he's a big teddy bear.

[asian]

let's make this friday "hug anil day"

[zartan]

yeah... the week of christmas (12/20-12/27) the gf will be out of town so its going to basically be one long rave at my place for the week. I pretty much don't have to work that week (since my clients are executives who don't work that week) so it's going to be crazy. like ibiza, except in dc, in the winter, in someone's house, with no beach.

[zartan]

i hugged him. well, sort of half-hugged. it's amusing. ever seen the big bear in front of FAO Schwartz? It's kinda like that.

[zartan]

btw once this thread gets locked can we please move it to classics? i would hate to lose track of it, it's like an old friend.

[MaryAnarchy]

ah, i have my kids all those days and nights, so the rave will go on without me.

[MaryAnarchy]

ooh look, post 150

[asian]

let's pile on top of him like a big plur puddle. or like in wwf.

[asian]

it is time.

[AmandaHuie]

saving this from being pruned.