Sex and Your Name

[lupitanahsee]

I got this in an email and thought it was amusing...if you've already seen it, :patricia: here it is again.


Sex and your name. According to studies, your sexual identity is revealed by the First letter of your First name...what do you think?

A- You are not particularly romantic, but you are interested in action. You mean business. With you, what you see is what you get. You have no patience for flirting and can't be bothered with someone who is trying to be coy, cute, demure, and subtly enticing. You are an up front person. When it comes to sex, it's action that counts not obscure hints. Your mate's physical attractiveness is important to you. You find the chase and challenge of the "hunt" invigorating. You are passionate and sexual as well as being much more adventurous than you appear; however, you do not go around advertising these qualities. Your physical needs are your primary concern.


-B- You give off vibes of lazy sensuality. You enjoy being romanced, wined, and dined. You are very happy to receive gifts as an statement of the affection of your lover. You want to be
pampered and know how to pamper your mate. You are private in your statement of endearments and particularly when it comes to lovemaking. You will hold off until everything meets with your approval. You can control your appetite and abstain from sex if need be. You require new sensations and experiences. You are willing to experiment.


-C- You are a very social individual, and it is important to you to
have a relationship. You require closeness and togetherness. You must be able to talk to your sex partner before, during, and after. You want the object of your affection to be socially acceptable and good looking. You see your lover as a friend and companion. You are very sexual and sensual, needing someone to appreciate and almost worship you. When this cannot be achieved, you have the ability to go for long periods without sexual activity. You are an expert at controlling your desires and doing without.


-D- Once you get it into your head that you want someone, you move full steam ahead in pursuit. You do not give up your quest easily. You are nurturing and caring If someone has a problem,
this turns you on. You are highly sexual, passionate, loyal, and intense in your involvement, sometimes possessive and jealous. Sex to you is a pleasure to be enjoyed. You are stimulated by the eccentric and unusual.


-E- Your greatest need is to talk. If your date is not a good listener, you have trouble relating. A person must be intellectually
stimulating or you are not interested sexually. You need a friend for a lover and a companion for a bed mate. You hate disharmony
and disruption, but you do enjoy a good argument once in a while; it seems to stir things up. You flirt a lot, for the challenge is more important than the sexual act for you, but once you give your heart away, you are uncompromisingly loyal. When you don't have a good lover to fall asleep with, you will fall asleep with a good book.(Sometimes, in fact, you prefer a good book.)


-F- You are idealistic and romantic, putting your lover on a pedestal. You look for the very best mate you can find. You are a flirt, yet once committed, you are very loyal. You are sensuous, sexual, and privately passionate. Publicly, you can be showy,
extravagant, and gallant. You are a born romantic. Dramatic love scenes are your favourite fantasy passtime. You can be a very generous lover.


-G- You are fastidious, seeking perfection within yourself and your
lover. You respond to a lover who is your intellectual equal or superior, and one who can enhance your status. You are sensuous and know how to reach the peak of erotic stimulation, because you work at it meticulously. You can be extremely active sexually that is, when you find the time. Your duties and responsibilities take precedence over everything else. You may
have difficulty getting emotionally close to a lover, but no trouble getting close sexually.


-H- You seek a mate who can enhance your reputation and earning ability. You will be very generous to your lover once you have attained a commitment. Your gifts are actually an investment in your partner. Before the commitment, though, you tend to be frugal in your spending and dating habits and equally cautious in your sexual involvement. You are a sensual and patient lover.


-I- You have a great need to be loved, appreciated...Even worshipped. You enjoy luxury, sensuality, and pleasures of the
flesh. You look for lovers who know what they are doing. You are not interested in an amateur, unless that amateur wants a tutor. You are fussy and exacting about having your desires satisfied. You are willing to experiment and try new modes of sexual statement. You bore easily and thus require sexual adventure
and change. You are more sensual than sexual, but you are sometimes downright lustful.


-J- You can be very romantic, attached to the glamour of love. Having a partner is of paramount importance to you. You are free in your statement of love and are willing to take chances, try
new sexual experiences and partners, provided it's all in good taste. Brains turn you on. You must feel that your partner is intellectually stimulating; otherwise you will find it difficult to sustain the relationship. You require loving, cuddling, wining and dining to know that you're being appreciated.


-K- You are totally f**king marvellous!


-L- You are very romantic, idealistic, and somehow you believe that to love means to suffer. You wind up serving your mate or attracting people who have unusual troubles. You see yourself as
your lover's savoir. You are sincere, passionate, lustful, and dreamy. You can't help falling in love. You fantasize and get turned on by movies and magazines. You do not tell others of this secret life, nor of your sexual fantasies.


-M- You are emotional and intense. When involved in a relationship, you throw your entire being into it. Nothing stops
you; there are no holds barred. You are all consuming and crave someone who is equally passionate and intense. You believe in total sexual freedom. You are willing to try anything and everything. Your supply of sexual energy is inexhaustible. You also enjoy mothering your mate.


-N- You are crap in bed.


-O- You are very interested in sexual activities yet secretive and
shy about your desires. You can re-channel much of your sexual energy into making money and/or seeking power. You can easily have extended periods of celibacy. You are a passonate, compassionate, sexual lover, requiring the same qualities from your mate. Sex is serious business; thus you demand intensity diversity, and are willing to try anything or anyone. Sometimes your passions turn to possessiveness, which must be kept in check.


-P- You are very conscious of social proprieties. You wouldn't think of doing anything that might harm your image or reputation. Appearances count, therefore, you require a good-looking partner. You also require an intelligent partner. Oddly enough, you may view your partner as your enemy; a good fight stimulates those sex vibes. You are relatively free of sexual hang-ups. You are willing to experiment and try new ways of doing things. You are very social and sensual; you enjoy flirting and need a good deal of physical gratification.


-Q- You require constant activity and stimulation. You have tremendous physical energy. It is not easy for a partner to keep up with you, sexually or otherwise. You are an enthusiastic lover and tend to be attracted to people of other ethnic groups. You
need romance, hearts and flowers, and lots of conversation to turn you on and keep you going.


-R- You are a no-nonsense, action-oriented individual. You need
someone who can keep pace with you and who is your intellectual equal- the smarter the better. You are turned on more quickly by a great mind than by a great body. However, physical attractiveness is very important to you. You have to be proud of your partner. You are privately very sexy, but you do not beg, you are willing to serve as teacher. Sex is important; you can be a very demanding playmate.


-S- You are secretive, self-contained, and shy. You are very sexy,
sensual and passionate, but you do not let on to this. Only in intimate privacy will this past of your nature reveal itself. When it gets down to the nitty-gritty, you are an expert. You know all the little tricks of the trade, can play any role or any game, and take
your love life very seriously. You don't fool around. You have the
patience to wait for the right person to come along.


-T- You are very sensitive, private, and sexually passive; you like a partner who takes the lead. Music, soft lights and romantic thoughts turn you on. You fantasize but do not tend to fall
in and out of love easily. When in love, you are romantic, idealistic, mushy and extremely intense. You enjoy having your senses and your feelings stimulated, titillated, and teased. You are a great flirt. You can make your relationships fit your dreams, often times all in your own head.


-U- You are enthusiastic and idealistic when in love. When not in
love, you are in love with love, always looking for someone to adore. You see romance as a challenge. You are a roamer and
need adventure, excitement, and freedom. You deal in potential
relationships. You enjoy giving gifts and enjoy seeing your mate looking good. Your sex drive is strong and you desire instant gratification. You are willing to put your partner's pleasures above your own.


-V- You are individualistic, and you need freedom, space, and
excitement. You wait until you know someone well before committing yourself. Knowing someone means psyching him out. You feel a need to get into his head to see what makes him tick. You are attracted to eccentric types. Often there is an age difference between you and your lover. You respond to danger, thrills and suspense. The gay scene turns you on even though you yourself may not be a participant.


-W- You are very proud, determined, and you refuse to take no for an answer when pursuing love. Your ego is at stake. You are romantic, idealistic and often in love with love itself,not seeing your partner as he or she really is. You feel deeply and throw
all of yourself into your relationships. Nothing is too good for your
lover. You enjoy playing love games.


-X- You need constant stimulation because you bore quickly. You can handle more than one relationship at a time with ease. You can't shut off your mind. You talk while you make love. You can
have the greatest love affairs, all by yourself, in your own head.


-Y- You are sexual, sensual, and very independent. If you can't have it your way, you will forgo the whole thing. You want to control your relationships, which doesn't always work out
too well. You respond to physical stimulation, enjoy necking and
spending hours just touching, feeling and exploring. However, if you can spend your time making money, you will give up the pleasures of the flesh for the moment. You need to prove to yourself and your partner what a great lover you are. You want feedback on your performance. You are an open, stimulating, romantic bed mate.

-Z- For you, it is business before pleasure. If you are in any way bothered by career, business, or money concerns, you find it very
hard to relax and get into the mood. You can be romantically idealistic to a fault and are capable of much sensuality. But you
never lose control of your emotions. You are very careful and cautious before you give your heart away and your body, for that matter. Once you make the commitment,though, you stick like glue.

[elad]

:majorBS:

[betseyxox]

Wow that is scary, I'm a K and it describes me perfectly. hehe.

[iminxtc]

A- You are not particularly romantic, but you are interested in action. You mean business. With you, what you see is what you get. You have no patience for flirting and can't be bothered with someone who is trying to be coy, cute, demure, and subtly enticing. You are an up front person. When it comes to sex, it's action that counts not obscure hints. Your mate's physical attractiveness is important to you. You find the chase and challenge of the "hunt" invigorating. You are passionate and sexual as well as being much more adventurous than you appear; however, you do not go around advertising these qualities. Your physical needs are your primary concern


not sure if thats true.....but i do fuckin like action!

[Muramasa]

:whoa:

:affection:

I don't like the use of the word 'need' though.:shrug:
Tough look~~>:shady:

[Shawn_E]

Whoa my real name starts with an "m" and that is me to a tee

-M- You are emotional and intense. When involved in a relationship, you throw your entire being into it. Nothing stops
you; there are no holds barred. You are all consuming and crave someone who is equally passionate and intense. You believe in total sexual freedom. You are willing to try anything and everything. Your supply of sexual energy is inexhaustible. You also enjoy smothering your mate.

[lupitanahsee]

Originally posted by betseyxox
Wow that is scary, I'm a K and it describes me perfectly. hehe.
:werd: I'm a K too

[Ducks1]

Really sucks to be a "n"

[Muramasa]

Originally posted by Ducks1
Really sucks to be a "n"

*types, deletes, snickers.*

[Shawn_E]

Originally posted by Ducks1
Really sucks to be a "n"

WATCH IT! just kiddin haha :haha: :afterbuzz: :specialed:

[Shawn_E]

Originally posted by tigerjunglist


*types, deletes, snickers.*

ROFL i know what you are thinkin.

[Muramasa]

Originally posted by Shawn_E


ROFL i know what you are thinkin.

I doubt it. PM me.:D

[n-root]

Originally posted by Shawn_E
Whoa my real name starts with an "m" and that is me to a tee

-M- You are emotional and intense. When involved in a relationship, you throw your entire being into it. Nothing stops
you; there are no holds barred. You are all consuming and crave someone who is equally passionate and intense. You believe in total sexual freedom. You are willing to try anything and everything. Your supply of sexual energy is inexhaustible. You also enjoy smothering your mate.


You legally changed your name to "Metro Shawn E Raversaurus" didnt you! :)

[Mandaba]

mine isnt too accurate....i love flirting and romantic stuff....oh well

[beth]

my secret first name that i dont use and nobody knows about (except maybe the ID check guys) begins with R...

i see some truths in the description.
:shrug:
it probably is all BS tho.

[DeAtHmOnGeR bEaR]

L- You are very romantic, idealistic, and somehow you believe that to love means to suffer. You wind up serving your mate or attracting people who have unusual troubles. You see yourself as your lover's savoir. You are sincere, passionate, lustful, and dreamy. You can't help falling in love. You fantasize and get turned on by movies and magazines. You do not tell others of this secret life, nor of your sexual fantasies

:ohshit: Holy CRAP! Now EVERYONE will know I get turned on by magazines and television!

[binger]

Originally posted by elad
:majorBS:

your just pissed off becasue your name starts with a N

[binger]

michael fuck yeah i think theres alot of big werds there

[Milkman John]

-J- You can be very romantic, attached to the glamour of love. Having a partner is of paramount importance to you. You are free in your statement of love and are willing to take chances, try
new sexual experiences and partners, provided it's all in good taste. Brains turn you on. You must feel that your partner is intellectually stimulating; otherwise you will find it difficult to sustain the relationship. You require loving, cuddling, wining and dining to know that you're being appreciated.


hmmmmmmmmm

[tweekylalala]

My first letter is E and that describes me perfectly... But stuff like that is always right on for me...im a gemini, and everything ive ever read about that is right on with me...i guess im just a streotype :sadblue:

[Valencia Styles]

Originally posted by lupitanahsee

:werd: I'm a K too

:thumbsup:

[Charran]

Haha, "C" is very true of me

[cleophite]

Originally posted by Funshine
L- You are very romantic, idealistic, and somehow you believe that to love means to suffer. You wind up serving your mate or attracting people who have unusual troubles. You see yourself as your lover's savoir. You are sincere, passionate, lustful, and dreamy. You can't help falling in love. You fantasize and get turned on by movies and magazines. You do not tell others of this secret life, nor of your sexual fantasies

:ohshit: Holy CRAP! Now EVERYONE will know I get turned on by magazines and television! me to now.

*hides face in shame*

*runs away*

*discreetly ditches Tiger Beat on the way out*

[LadyJ]

That's kind of creepy.
:ontome:

[buzzboy]

-C- You are a very social individual, and it is important to you to
have a relationship. You require closeness and togetherness. You must be able to talk to your sex partner before, during, and after. You want the object of your affection to be socially acceptable and good looking. You see your lover as a friend and companion. You are very sexual and sensual, needing someone to appreciate and almost worship you. When this cannot be achieved, you have the ability to go for long periods without sexual activity. You are an expert at controlling your desires and doing without.

:shrug:

[buzzboy]

ROOOOOOOOOOOXANNNNNNE!!!!1

[LadyJ]

...you don't have to turn on that red light...

[housecat]

damn you all... that's gonna be in my head all day now.

:redfu:

[LadyJ]

:haha: :smooch:

[housecat]

ROXXXAAANNNNNNEEE!!!

dun dun dun dun dunnnnn

[LadyJ]

I can't hear that song without thinking of that scene in Moulin Rouge :badkitty:

[blewmymindblank]

I love that movie

[LadyJ]

That movie OWNS me. And I own it. :D

[housecat]

LOL... do you have that movie too?

[blewmymindblank]

who, me? unfortunatly no, it stayed back in oklahoma with my ex

[LadyJ]

:yes: I don't have too many movies, but the ones I have RAWK!!

[Anti-DieselKitty]

I love that movie...:affection:

[keokikim02]

My name starts with a K.. :wtf:
anudda thingy that tries to make'emselves feel betta~ Bah!



total :majorBS:

[VINYL ORBIT]

Originally posted by betseyxox
Wow that is scary, I'm a K and it describes me perfectly. hehe.

READ THEM ALL, THEY ALL SAY THE SAME THING IN DIFFERENT WORDS!!!

:majorBS:

[lupitanahsee]

Originally posted by LadyJ
I can't hear that song without thinking of that scene in Moulin Rouge :badkitty:

One of my FAVORITE all time movies!!!
Ewan McGregor = teh hotness in that too!

[blewmymindblank]

Originally posted by VINYL ORBIT


READ THEM ALL, THEY ALL SAY THE SAME THING IN DIFFERENT WORDS!!!

:majorBS:

:werd: x4515347

[GooglyMoose]

Put A with J, thats what we've got! Wow, that's alot of sex!

[Julierose]

I have to say that this is total BS. by bf's name starts with a 'B' and he wants it all the time... sorry.


:majorBS:

[Julierose]

READ THEM ALL, THEY ALL SAY THE SAME THING IN DIFFERENT WORDS!!!

:majorBS: [/B][/QUOTE]


I agree that it's :majorBS: but I dont have the time or energy to bother with reading them all ...

[Tybaltcap]

eh...kinda....

[Javier]

-J- You can be very romantic, attached to the glamour of love. Having a partner is of paramount importance to you. You are free in your statement of love and are willing to take chances, try
new sexual experiences and partners, provided it's all in good taste. Brains turn you on. You must feel that your partner is intellectually stimulating; otherwise you will find it difficult to sustain the relationship. You require loving, cuddling, wining and dining to know that you're being appreciated.

[lupitanahsee]

*For all the bitter B.S. proclaimers*
You're just mad cause your name doesn't start with a K like mine does!! :neener:

[Capital Zero]

cheater.

[Mitaic]

oh my gawd! my virgin eyes!

[bkidz]

Originally posted by lupitanahsee
*For all the bitter B.S. proclaimers*
You're just mad cause your name doesn't start with a K like mine does!! :neener:

I'm a 'K' too . . . . . . :yes::69::buttsex::snog::lovemachine:

[Capital Zero]

i'm an "A"... well actually a "J" cuz Aubrey's not my first name

[teknostate6]

hey zero are u there ?

[lupitanahsee]

Originally posted by Capital Zero
i'm an "A"... well actually a "J" cuz Aubrey's not my first name

jesus??

[Jungleluv09]

My name starts with a "C" and it is so me! :meditate:

[binger]

Originally posted by LadyJ
That movie OWNS me. And I own it. :D

well if it makes you happy

[Chicago]

Originally posted by lupitanahsee
-C- You are a very social individual, and it is important to you to have a relationship. You require closeness and togetherness. You must be able to talk to your sex partner before, during, and after. You want the object of your affection to be socially acceptable and good looking. You see your lover as a friend and companion. You are very sexual and sensual, needing someone to appreciate and almost worship you. When this cannot be achieved, you have the ability to go for long periods without sexual activity. You are an expert at controlling your desires and doing without.



Wow, I hope I'm not really as manipulative as this sounds but it's pretty much on the mark.

[binger]

stole it i did it i have 800 posts at this point in time plur for binger

[Chicago]

Dude you got me to join the board, how do I already have more posts than you? I need to power down my pc. lol

[binger]

mna it goes like this my little siste well my parents love her and they got her a computer and use it when she's not here. i need to get one for own that i can put cool raver stickers on my p.c.





and one more thing i have a life sometimes when life is not going i go to the board so hell. dude im not sure hell its all good homey just rember who met you first out of the crew

[Chicago]

heh, I currently have a laptop and a desktop, I will be selling both cheap when I get my new laptop soon. Let me know.

[binger]

hell send me the info and ill buy the labtop

[alwaysdancin]

-R- You are a no-nonsense, action-oriented individual. You need
someone who can keep pace with you and who is your intellectual equal- the smarter the better. You are turned on more quickly by a great mind than by a great body. However, physical attractiveness is very important to you. You have to be proud of your partner. You are privately very sexy, but you do not beg, you are willing to serve as teacher. Sex is important; you can be a very demanding playmate.


With a slite change(agressor yes Teacher NO) But otherwise its pretty close:thumbsup: :smooch: :69: :3some:

[the sex molesters]

bullshit. the description for 'a' (as well as 'm', my middle name, and 'c', my last name) are absolutely nothing like me. maybe it applies to some people, but hey so does astrology. it's called "pseudoscience." look it up.

[DeAtHmOnGeR bEaR]

I think YOU'RE just pseudoscience!!!!

NYAH!!










:plur:

[iminxtc]

a was somewhat like me....didnt check my middle or last.

[badkitty3804]

Emily

-E- Your greatest need is to talk. If your date is not a good listener, you have trouble relating. A person must be intellectually
stimulating or you are not interested sexually. You need a friend for a lover and a companion for a bed mate. You hate disharmony
and disruption, but you do enjoy a good argument once in a while; it seems to stir things up. You flirt a lot, for the challenge is more important than the sexual act for you, but once you give your heart away, you are uncompromisingly loyal. When you don't have a good lover to fall asleep with, you will fall asleep with a good book.(Sometimes, in fact, you prefer a good book.)


:whoa:

[badkitty3804]

This is BS. Numerology is where it's at for Analysis.

BTW...Moulin Rouge SUCKED ASS. It was never meant to leave the stage.

[empressjenn]

hmmmm.....i'm a "j" and it's kinda true, but if my mojo is rising, brains aren't an issue

[JenniCee]

I'm a "J" and it fits me perfectly. Frightening.

:cheers:

[Sarawithanh]

S- You are secretive, self-contained, and shy. You are very sexy,
sensual and passionate, but you do not let on to this. Only in intimate privacy will this past of your nature reveal itself. When it gets down to the nitty-gritty, you are an expert. You know all the little tricks of the trade, can play any role or any game, and take
your love life very seriously. You don't fool around. You have the
patience to wait for the right person to come along.

eh...maybe some of this is correct?? dunno *shruggs*

[the sex molesters]

CONGRATULATIONS, SARAH YOU HAVE THE HONOR OF BEING THE 69TH POSTER ON A THREAD ABOUT SEX!!!!

[Valencia Styles]

i got this exact email today and i saw what K and N really were so here you all are:

Does your name begin with: K
You are secretive, self-contained, and shy. You
are very sexy, sensual, and passionate, but you
do not let on to this. Only in intimate privacy
will this part of your nature reveal itself.
When it gets down to the nitty-gritty, you are
an expert. You know all the little tricks of the
trade, can play any role or any game, and take
your love life very seriously. You don't fool
around. You have the patience to wait for the
right person to come along. You are very
generous & giving, often selfless. You are kind-
natured & sweet, which is found to be attractive
by many. You are a good friend.

Does your name begin with: N
You are emotional and intense. When involved in
a relationship, you Throw your entire being into
it. Nothing stops you; there are no holds
barred. You are all-consuming and crave someone
who is equally passionate and intense. You
believe in total freedom. You are willing to try
anything and everything. Your supply of energy
is inexhaustible. You want to be pampered and
know how to pamper your mate. You also enjoy
mothering your mate. You often have the greatest
love affairs all by yourself, in your head. You
are very imaginative.

[Valencia Styles]

this is another part of it:

JANUARY

Ambitious and serious
Loves to teach and be taught
Always looking at people's flaws and weaknesses
Likes to criticize
Hardworking and productive
Smart, neat and organised
Sensitive and has deep thoughts
Knows how to make others happy
Quiet unless excited or tensed
Rather reserved
Highly attentive
Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds
Romantic but has difficulties expressing love
Loves children
Loyal
Needs to improve social abilities
Easily jealous

FEBRUARY
Abstract thoughts
Loves reality and abstract
Intelligent and clever
Changing personality
Temperamental
Quiet, shy and humble
Low self esteem
Honest and loyal
Determined to reach goals
Loves freedom
Rebellious when restricted
Loves aggressiveness
Too sensitive and easily hurt
Showing anger easily
Dislike unnecessary things
Loves making friends but rarely shows it
Daring and stubborn
Ambitious
Realising dreams and hopes
Sharp
Loves entertainment and leisure
Romantic on the inside not outside
Superstitious and ludicrous
Spendthrift
Learns to show emotions
MARCH
Attractive personality
Affectionate
Shy and reserved
Secretive
Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic
Loves peace and serenity
Sensitive to others
Loves to serve others
Not easily angered
Trustworthy
Appreciative and returns kindness
Observant and assess others
Revengeful
Loves to dream and fantasize
Loves travelling
Loves attention
Hasty decisions in choosing partners
Loves home decors
Musically talented
Loves special things
Moody

APRIL
Active and dynamic
Decisive and haste but tends to regret
Attractive and affectionate to oneself
Strong mentality
Loves attention
Diplomatic
Consoling
Friendly and solves people's problems
Brave and fearless
Adventurous
Loving and caring
Suave and generous
Emotional
Revengeful
Aggressive
Hasty
Good memory
Moving
Motivate oneself and the others
Sickness usually of the head and chest
Easily get too jealous

MAY
Stubborn and hard-hearted
Strong-willed and highly motivated
Sharp thoughts
Easily angered
Attracts others and loves attention
Deep feelings
Beautiful physically and mentally
Firm standpoint
Easily influenced
Needs no motivation
Easily consoled
Systematic (left brain)
Loves to dream
Strong clairvoyance
Understanding
Sickness usually in the ear and neck
Good imagination
Good debating skills
Good physical
Weak breathing
Loves literature and the arts
Loves travelling
Dislike being at home
Restless
Not having many children
Hardworking
High spirited
Spendthrift

JUNE
Thinks far with vision
Easily influenced by kindness
Polite and soft-spoken
Having lots of ideas
Sensitive
Active mind
Hesitating
Tends to delay
Choosy and always wants the best
Temperamental
Funny and humorous
Loves to joke
Good debating skills
Talkative
Daydreamer
Friendly
Knows how to make friends
Abiding
Able to show character
Easily hurt
Prone to getting colds
Loves to dress up
Easily bored
Fussy
Seldom show emotions
Takes time to recover when hurt
Brand conscious
Executive
Stubborn
Those who loves me are enemies
Those who hates me are friends

JULY
Difficult to fathom and to be understood
Quiet unless excited or tensed
Has reputation
Easily consoled
Honest
Concern about people's feelings
Friendly
Approachable
Very emotional
Unpredictable and temperamental
Moody and easily hurt
Witty and sarky
Sentimental
Neither forgives nor forgets
Caring and loving
Strong sense of sympathy
Judge people through observations
Loves to be alone
Always broods about the past and the old friends
Likes to be quiet
Waits for friends
Not aggressive unless provoked
Loves to be loved
Easily hurt and takes long to recover
Overly concerned
Puts in effort in work

AUGUST
Loves to joke
Attractive
Suave and caring
Brave and fearless
Firm and has leadership qualities
Knows how to console others
Too generous and egoistic
Takes high pride of oneself
Thirsty for praises
Extraordinary spirit
Easily angered
Angry when provoked
Easily jealous
Observant
Careful and cautious
Thinks quickly
Independent thoughts
Loves to lead and to be led
Loves to dream
Talented in the arts, music and defence
Sensitive but not petty
Poor resistance against illnesses
Learns to relax
Hasty and rushy
Romantic
Loving and caring
Loves to make friends

SEPTEMBER
Suave and compromising
Careful, cautious and organised
Likes to point out people's mistakes
Likes to criticize
Quiet but able to talk well
Calm and cool
Kind and sympathetic
Concerned and detailed
Trustworthy, loyal and honest
Does work well
Sensitive
Thinking
Good memory
Clever and knowledgeable
Loves to look for information
Must control oneself when criticising
Able to motivate oneself
Understanding
Secretive
Loves sports, leisure and travelling
Hardly shows emotions
Tends to bottle up feelings
Choosy especially in relationships
Loves wide things
Systematic

OCTOBER
Loves to chat
Loves those who loves him
Loves to takes things at the centre
Attractive and suave
Inner and physical beauty
Does not lie or pretend
Sympathetic
Treats friends importantly
Always making friends
Easily hurt but recovers easily
Bad tempered
Selfish
Seldom helps unless asked
Daydreamer
Very opinionated
Does not care of what others think
Emotional
Decisive
Strong clairvoyance
Loves to travel, the arts and literature
Soft-spoken, loving and caring
Romantic
Touchy and easily jealous
Concerned
Loves outdoors
Just and fair
Spendthrift and easily influenced
Easily lose confidence

NOVEMBER
Has a lot of ideas
Difficult to fathom
Thinks forward
Unique and brilliant
Extraordinary ideas
Sharp thinking
Fine and strong clairvoyance
Can become good doctors
Careful and cautious
Dynamic in personality
Secretive
Inquisitive
Knows how to dig secrets
Always thinking
Less talkative but amiable
Brave and generous
Patient
Stubborn and hard-hearted
If there is a will, there is a way
Determined
Never give up
Hardly become angry unless provoked
Loves to be alone
Thinks differently from others
Sharp-minded
Motivates oneself
Does not appreciates praises
High-spirited
Well-built and tough
Deep love and emotions
Romantic
Uncertain in relationships
Homely
Hardworking
High abilities
Trustworthy
Honest and keeps secrets
Not able to control emotions
Unpredictable
DECEMBER
Loyal and generous
Patriotic
Active in games and interactions
Impatient and hasty
Ambitious
Influential in organizations
Loves to socialize
Loves praises
Loves attention
Loves to be loved
Honest and trustworthy
Not pretending
Short tempered and egoistic
Takes high pride in oneself
Hates restrictions
Loves to joke
Good sense of humor
Logical

[Valencia Styles]

annnnnnnnd here's the final part:

Aries
Turn ons

Aries are naturally active and vibrant people
and they have affinity for such people too . You
will have to increase your pace to be in step
with them. Remember they leave tortoises and
snails way behind without even glancing at them
once. They like and appreciate frank and
straightforward persons. With them you can be
your true self that is no pretenses (but don`t
try your luck being over frank-they are
volatile). If you are in love with Ram then you
have to show your enthusiasm in all there
activities (you can always yawn later!).

Turn offs

Do not tell an Aries that s/he may be wrong lest
you may stir a storm in a teacup. But instead do
what you feel is right and of course do not take
the credit for the work done well. Aries people
are very faithful and passionate lovers. Do not
give air to the smoldering fire within them by
making them jealous. No flirtations or fooling
around with others in their presence unless of
course you wish to write your death wish (you
will be granted!).

Taurus

Turn ons

Stability and dependability characterize Taurus.
They like people who can blend and grow with
them. If you have a Taurus partner you should
appreciate all things bright and beautiful. They
have an inherent artistic sense and are fond of
color and music. Judge the life with them from
purely materialistic point of view. Enjoy
everything luxurious that money can provide.
Enjoy good food (better if you can cook to
please them) and good drinks with them.

Turn offs

Taurus is very slow to anger (in fact you may
spend the whole life with them and still no
spark) but you should not push your luck too
much. Being unreasonable or aggressive with them
may get you into trouble. Do not press him into
a corner and if you do be prepared for a violent
rage. Taurus is capable of violent outbursts
though this is on very rare occasions. If you
have a roving eye forget it because Taurus have
can take the cake when it comes to being
possessive. They can be suffocating when being
possessive about you.

Gemini

Turn ons

Gemini is a highly intellectual and versatile
person. If you have a Gemini partner you have to
match your wits with his wits to keep the zing
in the relation. They want to be mentally
stimulated so you have to be good in conversing.
Your sense of humor will get you a permanent
residence place in the heart of a Gemini. Be
more communicative with them and if you are good
in this then you will never know how hours pass
by with you holding each other`s hand.

Turn offs

Gemini`s like to do many things at the same time
so if unfortunately you are the types who is
looking for stability you may get disappointed.
Do not hold back a Gemini or you may lose him,
as they are restless and need change in life
constantly. You should try to adopt yourself
with the ever-changing Gemini. Orthodox or
conservative old fashion ideas are no-no in
their dictionary. Change with the ever-changing
Gemini and do not flow against the current.

Cancer

Turn ons

Try to adapt yourself with the changing moods of
the Cancer. At one moment they may be laughing
and enjoying and in another moment they may cry
or sulk. You may have to adjust with the moody
and sensitive Cancer. They are like the tides in
the ocean always fluctuating. Cancer people love
food so if you know how to cook and can be
poetic and romantic (added Bonus) then you know
the way to their heart.

Turn offs

Cancerians are very sensitive people and can get
easily hurt. So do not play with their emotions
and sentiments. They are like tides that can
take you with it. They form emotional bonds with
even inanimate things too so do not ask them to
discard old caps or souvenirs these things hold
special meaning to them. You have to realize
that the crabs have soft heart and are
vulnerable. Do not contradict their tested line
of thought and action it would only lead to
confusion.

Leo

Turn ons

If you have Leo partner respect him and his
majestic manners. Accept the advice of Leo, the
lion, as he is the king of the jungle. It is the
sign of a showman so if your partner does
everything in grand style enjoy it. Do lavish
Leo`s frequently with compliments and see them
purr like a cat. They fall easily for flattery
and want to be center of attraction of all eyes
(sometimes they can be quiet theatrical too).

Turn offs

Never ever hurt the ego of a Leo. Pride, ego and
vanity are some of the bags all Leo`s always
carry with them. Do not touch these bags. An
authoritative Leo is even more difficult to
handle in such circumstances. Leo is a sunny
sign so they do not like people who are gloomy
or depressed. Even if you are crying at heart
keep a sunny smile on your lips and then let
lion take the charge and remove all worries from
your life.

Virgo

Turn ons

Virgo`s are very methodical and have great sense
of duty but are blind to their own faults so if
you have a Virgo partner emphasize more on their
qualities (as it is they are not going to
accept). Take keen interest in what they are
doing and you will realize that they will go out
of their way to help you. Do rely and appreciate
their mental powers than physical powers. They
can turn even an unsuccessful venture into a
success.

Turn offs

Do not push a Virgo into limelight or on the
center stage unless of course they do so on
there own. They are shy and reserved by nature
and do not like to be cynosure of all eyes.
Virgo`s have a secrets that virtuous as they are
would not like to come out in open so even if
you have the key to their secret skeleton closet
hide it do not admit even that you know anything
about it. Virgo, the virgins, does not want to
tarnish their public image.

Libra

Turn ons

Libra needs peace and harmony in all their
relationship so help them maintain that. Venus
the ruling planet gives them beauty and they
have weakness for people who can compliment them
about their beauty (you will not have to make an
effort to do that anyway). You can help Libra
seek union and partnership in life. If you have
Libra partner you can be sure to share beautiful
and pleasurable moments together.

Turn offs

Libra is kind and gentle soul but very
argumentative. Hence do not start an argument or
discussion unless of course you are free and do
not know how to pass your time. They hate to
lose and most probably in between of discussion
they may change their side too (remember scales
can tilt) and still continue arguing from other
side. Do not push your Libra partner into making
decisions. They will keep weighing pros and cons
and may still not be able to come to any
decision. Have patience!

Scorpio

Turn ons

Scorpio`s are full of passion and zest for life.
They have tremendous drive that can involve you
too. Tune in to their wavelength and you can
enjoy the harmony and music in life with them.
Scorpio`s are loyal and never forget a kind deed
done by you. If you want to enjoy life with your
Scorpio lover share their passion and intensity
and you will be fascinated by how beautiful life
can be with them.

Turn offs

Scorpio`s are very passionate and intense but
they are also fiercely possessive and would like
to possess your mind, body and soul. Do not let
seeds of jealousy grow in them because then you
may have to suffer agonies of jealousy and
discontentment in life. Scorpio`s have explosive
tempers be careful how you handle them. They
never let anyone know what is going on in their
mind till they strike and you may be caught
unawares. Do not flirt around in the presence of
your Scorpio lover.

Sagittarius

Turn ons

Sagittarius is basically a happy go lucky kind.
You can enjoy with their zest and enthusiasm in
life. They can bubble with excitement that can
be tangible at times. And if you share same
interests and hobbies then life can be great fun
together. They are frank and straightforward so
if you want some truthful opinion about anything
or anyone goes to them. Be optimistic as they
are and view life as glass half full.

Turn offs

Sagittarius is fiercely independent and cannot
tolerate restriction hence do not try to hold
them back in life. Let them enjoy their freedom
because if you hold any special place in their
heart they will always come back for you. Do not
feel irritated by the exaggeration in their
speech. They may go on and on talking about
certain things that may not even interest you
but it is their way of trying to communicate
with you. They are basically frank and outspoken
(to the point of being rude) so do not feel
offended by their talks.

Capricorn

Turn ons

Capricorn are strong and dependable hence if you
want to put your money on anyone it is of course
this zodiac sign no matter how many difficulties
(that incidentally are many) The goat has to
undertake to achieve the goals. They are
practical and conservative in their outlook and
they expect you to blend in their color. They
set certain standards for themselves in their
life and they will always try to maintain those
standards. For them social status and image is
very important in life.

Turn offs

Do not expect a Capricorn mate to open their
heart and pour everything to you. They are very
secretive and reserved people. They are very
thorough in all their affairs and hate any kind
of sloppiness. Capricorn is very tightfisted and
economical. Do not expect lavish gifts from them
and if they do give you any gift (that is very
rare) it will have some practical use (no
romance please) but that does not mean you will
be deprived of anything on the contrary you will
be well provided.

Aquarius

Turn ons

Aquarius are friendly and fascinating people.
They have in-depth knowledge about various
subjects and you can converse with them for
hours without getting bored. They are capable of
giving a lot of love that can be amazing. They
have very broad outlook about life and you can
relax in their presence. They will always
welcome your ideas and actions about
humanitarian causes. To keep an Aquarians lover
interested you must possess that mysterious and
intriguing quality. Once hooked they will always
be very faithful to you.

Turn offs

Do not expect or plan a normal, simple and
predictable life with an Aquarius partner.
Aquarius people are totally unpredictable. They
can go to any direction without giving any
advance notice. They are basically very restless
and get very easily bored. Though they are very
friendly but do not expect them to reveal their
inner most feelings to you (they will never).
They can be very detached and impersonal that
you may find very strange. Do not be surprised
by this unpredictable quality that may crop up
often

Pisces

Turn ons

Pisces are very sensitive and charming people.
If you are looking for someone who is
understanding and can understand your feelings
then you have met the right person. You should
appreciate their feelings too and in the time
when you need them they will help you. Pisces
have keenly developed sixth sense and have great
intuitive powers. Their hunches may usually be
on the mark. But they can exhaust their physical
and mental energies. They are born dreamers and
you can build palaces with your dream lover
(only in real life it may become a little
difficult preposition).

Turn offs

Pisces are dreamers and you should not expect
them to have worldly ambitions. They are not
materialistic in nature. It is not that they
like living below the poverty line but they have
no earnest desire to accumulate wealth. They are
very sensitive and you have to be always careful
about their feelings. The fishes are capable of
drowning you in their tears (even men born under
this sign). Pisces people are very intuitive but
do not depend on them to make decision on
important matters

[Valencia Styles]

here's all of mine, sorry such long posts and sorry so many of them :shrug:

Does your name begin with: K
You are secretive, self-contained, and shy. You
are very sexy, sensual, and passionate, but you
do not let on to this. Only in intimate privacy
will this part of your nature reveal itself.
When it gets down to the nitty-gritty, you are
an expert. You know all the little tricks of the
trade, can play any role or any game, and take
your love life very seriously. You don't fool
around. You have the patience to wait for the
right person to come along. You are very
generous & giving, often selfless. You are kind-
natured & sweet, which is found to be attractive
by many. You are a good friend.

JULY
Difficult to fathom and to be understood
Quiet unless excited or tensed
Has reputation
Easily consoled
Honest
Concern about people's feelings
Friendly
Approachable
Very emotional
Unpredictable and temperamental
Moody and easily hurt
Witty and sarky
Sentimental
Neither forgives nor forgets
Caring and loving
Strong sense of sympathy
Judge people through observations
Loves to be alone
Always broods about the past and the old friends
Likes to be quiet
Waits for friends
Not aggressive unless provoked
Loves to be loved
Easily hurt and takes long to recover
Overly concerned
Puts in effort in work

Cancer

Turn ons

Try to adapt yourself with the changing moods of
the Cancer. At one moment they may be laughing
and enjoying and in another moment they may cry
or sulk. You may have to adjust with the moody
and sensitive Cancer. They are like the tides in
the ocean always fluctuating. Cancer people love
food so if you know how to cook and can be
poetic and romantic (added Bonus) then you know
the way to their heart.

Turn offs

Cancerians are very sensitive people and can get
easily hurt. So do not play with their emotions
and sentiments. They are like tides that can
take you with it. They form emotional bonds with
even inanimate things too so do not ask them to
discard old caps or souvenirs these things hold
special meaning to them. You have to realize
that the crabs have soft heart and are
vulnerable. Do not contradict their tested line
of thought and action it would only lead to
confusion.

[numbskull]

that's an insanely long e-mail.

[Valencia Styles]

:yes: i was like WILL YOU EVER END!!!!

i hate forwards and the people who send them to me :shadyfu:

[numbskull]

with rare exception i just send them back to whoever sends them to me 50 times. as a result i don't tend to get many forwards. :D

[Valencia Styles]

i reply with death threats... really cuts down the numbers of spam if you ask me :shrug:

[iminxtc]

APRIL
Active and dynamic
Decisive and haste but tends to regret
Attractive and affectionate to oneself
Strong mentality
Loves attention
Diplomatic
Consoling
Friendly and solves people's problems
Brave and fearless
Adventurous
Loving and caring
Suave and generous
Emotional
Revengeful
Aggressive
Hasty
Good memory
Moving
Motivate oneself and the others
Sickness usually of the head and chest
Easily get too jealous

that is me all the way!

[numbskull]

Originally posted by Valencia Styles
i reply with death threats... really cuts down the numbers of spam if you ask me :shrug:

:lessthanthree:

[Valencia Styles]

:hifive:

[obsol33t]

-M- You are emotional and intense. When involved in a relationship, you throw your entire being into it. Nothing stops
you; there are no holds barred. You are all consuming and crave someone who is equally passionate and intense. You believe in total sexual freedom. You are willing to try anything and everything. Your supply of sexual energy is inexhaustible. You also enjoy mothering your mate.


some truths.

[edit] wtf all that other shit?

[buzzboy]

:yawn:

[Nightslider00]

mine is B and there is no way i fell like i could abstain for a long period of time

[Cypher Heat]

Damn i'm glad my name begins with a K

[Valencia Styles]

K's rock! :raveon:

[Bunny]

My letter is D for my name as well as "D"rama queen and I definately agree with it. Oh the drama in my life without I would probably be bored.

[J*C*M]

HAHAHA
J describes me ok
E is totally off
And N is funny as hell, especally considering...

[Jamie_G]

quote:

with rare exception i just send them back to whoever sends them to me 50 times. as a result i don't tend to get many forwards.

lol! that's the best idea i've heard all day.

mine:
J- your a lost cause. you're penis is too small and and you can't keep it up. you fall asleep during sex. every woman you've ever been with has died laughing. they're still investigating both of their deaths.

yup... that's me. no but seriously, i read mine and it really describe me "to a t" and even worked with a some exes and othe rpeope i know real well, and then i realized that, yeah, they do all prety much say the same thing. blah

[Modus Operandi]

Originally posted by elad
:majorBS:
LOL, great as the second post! LOL


Originally posted by iminxtc
not sure if thats true.....but i do fuckin like action!

Ooh and I enjoy the act of fuckin.

[Modus Operandi]

I don't know what was funnier to me, the fact that the flag came as the second post or the picture of Cartman pointing to it.

LOL.

[Shell]

"You need someone who can keep pace with you and who is your intellectual equal- the smarter the better."

Amen! Bring on The Dorks!!

[PasteGirl4Evey]

PasteGirl

-P- You are very conscious of social proprieties. You wouldn't think of doing anything that might harm your image or reputation. Appearances count, therefore, you require a good-looking partner. You also require an intelligent partner. Oddly enough, you may view your partner as your enemy; a good fight stimulates those sex vibes. You are relatively free of sexual hang-ups. You are willing to experiment and try new ways of doing things. You are very social and sensual; you enjoy flirting and need a good deal of physical gratification.


Does this turn you on Evey? :tarvis:

[DeliriumDneRite]

-T- You are very sensitive, private, and sexually passive; you like a partner who takes the lead. Music, soft lights and romantic thoughts turn you on. You fantasize but do not tend to fall
in and out of love easily. When in love, you are romantic, idealistic, mushy and extremely intense. You enjoy having your senses and your feelings stimulated, titillated, and teased. You are a great flirt. You can make your relationships fit your dreams, often times all in your own head.


Ok...this barely describes me. The only thing that is even remotely close is that I can be a great flirt. I am a complete hard core fucker. I don't like it nice, I don't like it sweet. I like it hard and loud and painful. I don't fall in love easily, and I don't like having romantic sex with people. I am not idealistic. I'm a little mushy. I am however very intense. I subscribe to the theory that if I can get up and walk away, you didn't do it right. I also subscribe to the idea of, "Fuck me till I beg for mercy, and then fuck me harder for asking for mercy."

[Article One]

Originally posted by lupitanahsee



-D- Once you get it into your head that you want someone, you move full steam ahead in pursuit. You do not give up your quest easily. You are nurturing and caring If someone has a problem,
this turns you on. You are highly sexual, passionate, loyal, and intense in your involvement, sometimes possessive and jealous. Sex to you is a pleasure to be enjoyed. You are stimulated by the eccentric and unusual.



like, OMGWTFLOLBBQRSVPASAP!!!!1!!

[badkitty3804]

so in other words...

Doug has a thing for circus folk that are into BDSM. :yes:

[Article One]

and cosplay. :neener:

[badkitty3804]

Dan's into cosplay. He's one of those furries (I think that's what it's called)

You should REALLY make out with him. :yes:

[A.J. Inx]

:chilly:

[Article One]

:no:

:dan: wears a pink fuzzy bunny outfit. thats scarier than the hamburger helper.

[scott]

Originally posted by badkitty3804
so in other words...

Doug has a thing for circus folk that are into BDSM. :yes:

" carnies, small hands, smell like cabbage "

[badkitty3804]

Originally posted by Article One
:no:

:dan: wears a pink fuzzy bunny outfit. thats scarier than the hamburger helper.

shhhh. He's sensitive about people knowing about that pink bunny outfit.

wait a second. How do you know about that? :chilly:

:dan: and :dougEfresh: = :mary:

[Gizmo]

:raveon:

[badkitty3804]

That's what I'm saying. :D

I still think there is hope for it to happen :cross:

[gotjboo]

Originally posted by lupitanahsee
I got this in an email and thought it was amusing...if you've already seen it, :patricia: here it is again.


Sex and your name. According to studies, your sexual identity is revealed by the First letter of your First name...what do you think?



-J- You can be very romantic, attached to the glamour of love. Having a partner is of paramount importance to you. You are free in your statement of love and are willing to take chances, try
new sexual experiences and partners, provided it's all in good taste. Brains turn you on. You must feel that your partner is intellectually stimulating; otherwise you will find it difficult to sustain the relationship. You require loving, cuddling, wining and dining to know that you're being appreciated.


-B- You give off vibes of lazy sensuality. You enjoy being romanced, wined, and dined. You are very happy to receive gifts as an statement of the affection of your lover. You want to be
pampered and know how to pamper your mate. You are private in your statement of endearments and particularly when it comes to lovemaking. You will hold off until everything meets with your approval. You can control your appetite and abstain from sex if need be. You require new sensations and experiences. You are willing to experiment.






Dead on!

[maynard]

Originally posted by badkitty3804
Dan's into cosplay. He's one of those furries (I think that's what it's called)

You should REALLY make out with him. :yes:

:rolleyes:


Originally posted by Article One
:no:

:dan: wears a pink fuzzy bunny outfit. thats scarier than the hamburger helper.

:redfu:


Originally posted by badkitty3804


shhhh. He's sensitive about people knowing about that pink bunny outfit.

wait a second. How do you know about that? :chilly:

:dan: and :dougEfresh: = :mary:

:plzdie:


Originally posted by Gizmo
:raveon:

I hate you so much.


Originally posted by badkitty3804
That's what I'm saying. :D

I still think there is hope for it to happen :cross:

:no:

[badkitty3804]

:lame:

We are VERY supportive of your feeling for Doug. It's ok! really! :sok:

[Gizmo]

haha

[Article One]

well, im not supportive of it.

here's our aim conversation today:

Maynard369: bitchass trick
II ArticleOne II: sup
Maynard369: not much, at work
Maynard369: really wanting to just get up and go home
II ArticleOne II: i hear ya
Maynard369: dude, i know they kid around on the board about us making out and stuff...
Maynard369: but i really do like fuzzy things. so i mean, if you're into it...
II ArticleOne II: WTF???!!!!!! who is this???
Maynard369: dude, dont bug out...its ok. i mean, im willing to try new things.
II ArticleOne II: dude, what in the holy fuck are you saying to me right now?
Maynard369: its ok doug. you know, i have another bunny suit. we could make movies!
II ArticleOne II: if you dont stop soon, ill disown you as my friend.
Maynard369: dont be afraid doug. fuzzy is in! let me show you!!
II ArticleOne II: i hate you so much fuzzyman dan.

[Wickity]

:afterbuzz:

[badkitty3804]

That ass! He said the bunny suit was for us...and that he wore the blue beaver outfit with you because it made him feel more masculine.

His ass is grass.

The pink bunny went so well with my black vinyl corets and pink crotchless panties. Ugh. And the blue beaver costume just CLASHES with my whips.

[Gizmo]

hehe, you said blue beaver.

sounds painful. sss!

[badkitty3804]

That Dan is a strange one.

(BTW...I :affection: your new avatar!)

[Gizmo]

thanks! kirk sent it to me way back in the middle ages when I first hit 75 posts and I just decided to use it.

[Good Luck Bear]

yikes...i'm an M and it totally describes me..very intense and passionate

[Article One]

hahaha

giz!!

[Gizmo]

:wink:

I think he dances better than me. *affronted*

[El Magnifico]

I doubt that...Miss Gizmo has some very fine moves. :ANden:

[El Magnifico]

-J- You can be very romantic, attached to the glamour of love. Having a partner is of paramount importance to you. You are free in your statement of love and are willing to take chances, try
new sexual experiences and partners, provided it's all in good taste. Brains turn you on. You must feel that your partner is intellectually stimulating; otherwise you will find it difficult to sustain the relationship. You require loving, cuddling, wining and dining to know that you're being appreciated.

:yes:

[cleophite]

Originally posted by Article One
well, im not supportive of it.

here's our aim conversation today:
AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAAA.

*dies*

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[maynard]

Originally posted by Article One
well, im not supportive of it.

here's our aim conversation today:

Maynard369: bitchass trick
II ArticleOne II: sup
Maynard369: not much, at work
Maynard369: really wanting to just get up and go home
II ArticleOne II: i hear ya
Maynard369: dude, i know they kid around on the board about us making out and stuff...
Maynard369: but i really do like fuzzy things. so i mean, if you're into it...
II ArticleOne II: WTF???!!!!!! who is this???
Maynard369: dude, dont bug out...its ok. i mean, im willing to try new things.
II ArticleOne II: dude, what in the holy fuck are you saying to me right now?
Maynard369: its ok doug. you know, i have another bunny suit. we could make movies!
II ArticleOne II: if you dont stop soon, ill disown you as my friend.
Maynard369: dont be afraid doug. fuzzy is in! let me show you!!
II ArticleOne II: i hate you so much fuzzyman dan.


Nice one, but you left out the part where I signed off after you said "i hear ya." It's actually kinda pathetic that you had enough time on your hands to fabricate the rest of that conversation, really.

Emily: :shakesfist:

[Article One]

Originally posted by cleophite
AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAAA.

*dies*

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heheh...thats exactly what i was thinking about when i said that last part

:afterbuzz:

[Distraction]

-C- You are a very social individual, and it is important to you to
have a relationship. You require closeness and togetherness. You must be able to talk to your sex partner before, during, and after. You want the object of your affection to be socially acceptable and good looking. You see your lover as a friend and companion. You are very sexual and sensual, needing someone to appreciate and almost worship you. When this cannot be achieved, you have the ability to go for long periods without sexual activity. You are an expert at controlling your desires and doing without.


Niiiiiice......great, that's sorta me, but I'm not a huge fan of the holding out part :(

[scott]

-S- You are secretive, self-contained, and shy. You are very sexy,
sensual and passionate, but you do not let on to this. Only in intimate privacy will this past of your nature reveal itself. When it gets down to the nitty-gritty, you are an expert. You know all the little tricks of the trade, can play any role or any game, and take
your love life very seriously. You don't fool around. You have the
patience to wait for the right person to come along.


That's me except for the secretive part.:shady:

[cleophite]

Originally posted by maynard



Emily: :shakesfist: :haha:

[blewmymindblank]

:spit: hahahahrofLMAOHFSOMgwtF!!1!!2#!~and BBQ

[crystalb24]

-C- You are a very social individual, and it is important to you to
have a relationship. You require closeness and togetherness. You must be able to talk to your sex partner before, during, and after. You want the object of your affection to be socially acceptable and good looking. You see your lover as a friend and companion. You are very sexual and sensual, needing someone to appreciate and almost worship you. When this cannot be achieved, you have the ability to go for long periods without sexual activity. You are an expert at controlling your desires and doing without.

--Not entirely inaccurate...

-I- You have a great need to be loved, appreciated...Even worshipped. You enjoy luxury, sensuality, and pleasures of the
flesh. You look for lovers who know what they are doing. You are not interested in an amateur, unless that amateur wants a tutor. You are fussy and exacting about having your desires satisfied. You are willing to experiment and try new modes of sexual statement. You bore easily and thus require sexual adventure
and change. You are more sensual than sexual, but you are sometimes downright lustful.

...but this one is definately a better match. Just need to change my name I suppose. Any ideas about a good, unique but not crazy, first name that starts with an 'I'?

[blitzm]

M- You are emotional and intense. When involved in a relationship, you throw your entire being into it. Nothing stops
you; there are no holds barred. You are all consuming and crave someone who is equally passionate and intense. You believe in total sexual freedom. You are willing to try anything and everything. Your supply of sexual energy is inexhaustible. You also enjoy mothering your mate.


***:evilred: Sounds pretty much right to me, except for the mothering part. I've done it before but it was not enjoyable!!! No more babies for me! :raveon: hehe :thumbsup:

[badkitty3804]

Originally posted by maynard


Nice one, but you left out the part where I signed off after you said "i hear ya." It's actually kinda pathetic that you had enough time on your hands to fabricate the rest of that conversation, really.

Emily: :shakesfist:

:wave:

That's ME!

[BestBoardHooker]

-L- You are very romantic, idealistic, and somehow you believe that to love means to suffer. You wind up serving your mate or attracting people who have unusual troubles. You see yourself as
your lover's savoir. You are sincere, passionate, lustful, and dreamy. You can't help falling in love. You fantasize and get turned on by movies and magazines. You do not tell others of this secret life, nor of your sexual fantasies.

ok, that's creepy!

[Dahlonega_chik]

Love is beautiful and full of happiness .... I'm an "L" grrl and don't want to suffer!!! No me gusta pain!!!

I was kinda wishing this thread would be more about people screaming, moaning, saying your name during sex.

My boyfriend doesn't say my name that much -- baby, sweetie, honey, baby pie, honey pie, etc. But no Lilly!!

I always say his name during sex.

hehe, maybe he's afraid he'll let the wrong name slip out .... j/k

Does anyone else have this problem??

[Priscilla]

wow-it is kinda true. im P and my boyfriend is L. hes like that

[Metalheadz038]

-S- You are secretive, self-contained, and shy. You are very sexy,
sensual and passionate, but you do not let on to this. Only in intimate privacy will this past of your nature reveal itself. When it gets down to the nitty-gritty, you are an expert. You know all the little tricks of the trade, can play any role or any game, and take
your love life very seriously. You don't fool around. You have the
patience to wait for the right person to come along.

[BlondiElaina]

-E- Your greatest need is to talk. If your date is not a good listener, you have trouble relating. A person must be intellectually
stimulating or you are not interested sexually. You need a friend for a lover and a companion for a bed mate. You hate disharmony
and disruption, but you do enjoy a good argument once in a while; it seems to stir things up. You flirt a lot, for the challenge is more important than the sexual act for you, but once you give your heart away, you are uncompromisingly loyal. When you don't have a good lover to fall asleep with, you will fall asleep with a good book.(Sometimes, in fact, you prefer a good book.)

I would say DING DING DING... but the good book shit. I have a tigger I sleep with when my guy doesnt let me spoon with him... which is happening more and more! wtf I need a new Boy? any takers... hehe

[LexxLuther]

-S- You are secretive, self-contained, and shy. You are very sexy,
sensual and passionate, but you do not let on to this. Only in intimate privacy will this past of your nature reveal itself. When it gets down to the nitty-gritty, you are an expert. You know all the little tricks of the trade, can play any role or any game, and take
your love life very seriously. You don't fool around. You have the
patience to wait for the right person to come along.



Bingo!

[Wickity]

Originally posted by LexxLuther
-S- You are secretive, self-contained, and shy. Bingo!


:wtf:

[LexxLuther]

regarding sex...hell yea!

[gotjboo]

Originally posted by BlondiElaina
- wtf I need a new Boy? any takers... hehe

um, how involved is the "interview" process? and should i bring anything?

[NicotinePatches]

-D- Once you get it into your head that you want someone, you move full steam ahead in pursuit. You do not give up your quest easily. You are nurturing and caring If someone has a problem,
this turns you on. You are highly sexual, passionate, loyal, and intense in your involvement, sometimes possessive and jealous. Sex to you is a pleasure to be enjoyed. You are stimulated by the eccentric and unusual.

verrrry interesting. so true. D is for dominatrix and diabolique.... and dominique and da bomb hahahah and dork of course
but anyways me = sex kitten hear me purr lol

[Wickity]

-C- You are a very social individual, and it is important to you to have a relationship. You require closeness and togetherness. You must be able to talk to your sex partner before, during, and after. You want the object of your affection to be socially acceptable and good looking. You see your lover as a friend and companion. You are very sexual and sensual, needing someone to appreciate and almost worship you. When this cannot be achieved, you have the ability to go for long periods without sexual activity. You are an expert at controlling your desires and doing without.

Wow, this is about as wrong as it gets... I do not mind being alone.. I hate non stop yakking during sex too.. Ugh.

I can go for long periods without sex though.

[iminxtc]

A- You are not particularly romantic, but you are interested in action. You mean business. With you, what you see is what you get. You have no patience for flirting and can't be bothered with someone who is trying to be coy, cute, demure, and subtly enticing. You are an up front person. When it comes to sex, it's action that counts not obscure hints. Your mate's physical attractiveness is important to you. You find the chase and challenge of the "hunt" invigorating. You are passionate and sexual as well as being much more adventurous than you appear; however, you do not go around advertising these qualities. Your physical needs are your primary concern.

fuckin right :D

[ravetildawn]

M is for Masturbator....

[Matt Sanborn]

M is for Matty

[Shinin*Sta]

K - Yah, I know I'm totally f**king marvelous!:thumbsup:

[RITMGuy]

-C- You are a very social individual, and it is important to you to
have a relationship. You require closeness and togetherness. You must be able to talk to your sex partner before, during, and after. You want the object of your affection to be socially acceptable and good looking. You see your lover as a friend and companion. You are very sexual and sensual, needing someone to appreciate and almost worship you. When this cannot be achieved, you have the ability to go for long periods without sexual activity. You are an expert at controlling your desires and doing without.



Umm.........yeah. That pretty much takes the cake on my relationships there. That's pretty damn close.

[NicotinePatches]

I'd just like to say this is one of my favorite threads ever

chillaxin.

[flasherred]

S- You are secretive, self-contained, and shy. You are very sexy,
sensual and passionate, but you do not let on to this. Only in intimate privacy will this past of your nature reveal itself. When it gets down to the nitty-gritty, you are an expert. You know all the little tricks of the trade, can play any role or any game, and take
your love life very seriously. You don't fool around. You have the
patience to wait for the right person to come along.
*tHIS IS SO TRUE*

[sirenofthestorm]

Fuck this my name starts with N ask Distraction I am not crap in bed.
This has totally ruined my day!

[Teck]

Works for me. (I'm only happy cause everything for me wuz good) :raveon:

[badkitty3804]

Closed one shy...I'll fix it :D