Girls... is this a good idea? [Archive]

maynard

2003-09-09, 04:51 PM

srafnel: oh oh !
srafnel: so cyndi and i had this fabulous idea
Maynard369: haha
Maynard369: uh oh
srafnel: guys should genetically modify themselves so that beer comes out of their pee pee when they're *pleasured*
srafnel: it works out for everyone!
Maynard369: i'm not sure how that would work
srafnel: girls get free beer, guys get more head!
srafnel: doesn't matter if you already get alot
srafnel: you'd get more!
Maynard369: haha
srafnel: and i mean, you could like, change the brew to suit your girl
Maynard369: like a nice killian's
srafnel: exactly!

orangeglow

2003-09-09, 04:52 PM

yes. it is.
seeing as how it was me and my roommate who drunkenly came up with it.
:D

MaryJane

2003-09-09, 04:55 PM

What a Cool Idea! my BF would love it. he would get more head :buttsex: Props to you for thinking of it :chug

Gizmo

2003-09-09, 04:55 PM

:drool: killians...

the sex molesters

2003-09-09, 04:56 PM

sounds like a plan to me.... but only if girls get a similar modification..... hehe. the best thing about it is, the more head the guy gets, the drunker the girl gets, so the more head he's gonna get........ bwahahaha!

Gizmo

2003-09-09, 04:56 PM

i think its a good idea. Plus have, like, koolaid too, and maybe some of that fruit-flavored gel stuff that’s inside the freshen-up gum.

cleophite

2003-09-09, 04:57 PM

change the beer to vodka, and i'll support this idea all the way :yes:

elad

2003-09-09, 04:57 PM

:nixo:

nyhope

2003-09-09, 04:58 PM

mmmmmmmmmmm beer

velvetgoldmire

2003-09-09, 04:59 PM

Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaad idea.

1) You'd have a lot more homeless alcholoics begging to suck your dick

2) Girls should love to give head, and shouldn't need alcohol as reassurance

3) It would lead to bad head. The girls wouldn't really be giving head because they want to give head, they'd just be doing it for a drink. There wouldn't be any love in the blowjob. And a blowjob without any love put into it isn't a blowjob worth having.

Article One

2003-09-09, 05:00 PM

besides, think of the BURNINATION. :no:

elad

2003-09-09, 05:00 PM

:werd:

+ you'll have all these beer fiends tryin to suck their own d's and breakin their necks (ala clerks)

velvetgoldmire

2003-09-09, 05:03 PM

And what happens when the beer gets skunky? I'll tell you what happens! You get a smelly cock, that's what happens!

elad

2003-09-09, 05:03 PM

Originally posted by elad
:werd:

+ you'll have all these beer fiends tryin to suck their own d's and breakin their necks (ala clerks)
WAIT! :sillyme: that makes it a good thing, best .. idea.. ever

maynard

2003-09-09, 05:03 PM

I think the premise is funny... but not a very good idea.

the sex molesters

2003-09-09, 05:10 PM

i still think it's a good idea. you can always say "no" to the homeless alcoholics!

Gizmo

2003-09-09, 05:14 PM

okay people... this is FANTASY which means there's NEVER any bad beer and there ARE NO homeless people!!!

the sex molesters

2003-09-09, 05:16 PM

why's it gonna be fantasy? i'm sure there's some way to alter the human genome so that we secrete alcohol instead of semen.......

Article One

2003-09-09, 05:17 PM

Originally posted by djinergy
why's it gonna be fantasy? i'm sure there's some way to alter the human genome so that we secrete alcohol instead of semen.......

im gonna pretend like you didnt say that.

elad

2003-09-09, 05:18 PM

:haha: x 1000000000000³³³

velvetgoldmire

2003-09-09, 05:20 PM

It still takes all of the meaning out of head.

the sex molesters

2003-09-09, 05:20 PM

and on the even brighter side, there would be less children! no children, even! yay!

Gizmo

2003-09-09, 05:24 PM

Originally posted by velvetgoldmire
It still takes all of the meaning out of head.

actually I think it brings a whole new meaning to getting good "head". :chug:

:D

badkitty3804

2003-09-09, 07:11 PM

:no: :no: :no:

Just the thought of ingesting something like beer from 'da wang' is :nixo: We're not baby cows...we don't drink from an udder, we don't graze from field to field all nimbly pimbly....(:wink:)

But for real.
Beer from wang=:no:

elad

2003-09-09, 07:12 PM

what if you chill da ballz and it comes out cold? :shrug:

maynard

2003-09-09, 07:21 PM

Originally posted by badkitty3804
:no: :no: :no:

Just the thought of ingesting something like beer from 'da wang' is :nixo: We're not baby cows...we don't drink from an udder, we don't graze from field to field all nimbly pimbly....(:wink:)

But for real.
Beer from wang=:no:

:affection: :lessthanthree: :love:

badkitty3804

2003-09-09, 07:22 PM

Then I'd have cold balls on my chin. ick. I can't have frostbite on my chin, I have to have an appropriate professional appearance for work!

Chicago

2003-09-09, 08:29 PM

Actually I think I would get less head, in fact i think it would really just promote maturbation, i mean why give all that beer away? Just me, the internet and an empty beer stein, with a beer pumping cack. Wow this is a good idea!

jrob

2003-09-09, 09:06 PM

Originally posted by badkitty3804
Then I'd have cold balls on my chin. ick. I can't have frostbite on my chin, I have to have an appropriate professional appearance for work!

:haha: i am here at work too late...but that was funny shit emily!

Muramasa

2003-09-09, 10:13 PM

Hey baby... they call me "The Brewery".:tarvis:

badkitty3804

2003-09-09, 10:16 PM

Oh christ..I can picture it now...

Guys do enough 'penis tricks' as it is...Imagine if beer did come out....

"Look honey, I can get the cat drunk from here...."

:noway:

Muramasa

2003-09-09, 10:17 PM

Originally posted by badkitty3804
Oh christ..I can picture it now...

Guys do enough 'penis tricks' as it is...Imagine if beer did come out....

"Look honey, I can get the cat drunk from here...."

:noway:

:afterbuzz:

BizarroCub

2003-09-10, 01:01 AM

Ewwwwww...could you imagine the new Spuds MacKenzie commericals...

Also, brings a whole new dimension to bukkake. Or would is be Sudskake now.

-Grizz

asian

2003-09-10, 01:36 AM

ew this thread made me feel yucky.

Muramasa

2003-09-10, 01:41 AM

Brings a whole meaning to the term 'Steak and a BJ'....'and now, a beer.'
:whoa:

Chicago

2003-09-10, 02:00 AM

:FUBAR: Open masturbation at Superbowl parties.

BizarroCub

2003-09-10, 02:16 AM

This kinda reminds me of an idea my friends and I had a few years ago. They were for, for lack of a better word, vagina flavor packets. Like a breath mint for the heart shaped box.

That way whenever a guy was gonna go down on a girl, they could get some nice vanilla flavor or that essence of mango going on.

It'd also help out those guys that don't like doing it for that reason.

-Grizz

Chicago

2003-09-10, 02:20 AM

:lame: Not like going down? Flavor packets? I'm cool, but thanks. lol

LaZyCrZy

2003-09-10, 02:59 AM

I got these cheeseburgers man! I'll suck yo' dick!

Chicago

2003-09-10, 03:06 AM

I'm ddly aroused.

Chicago

2003-09-10, 03:06 AM

oddly*

BizarroCub

2003-09-10, 03:07 AM

Originally posted by LaZyCrZy
I got these cheeseburgers man! I'll suck yo' dick!

That's just wrong in ways I can't even begin to vocalize...

-Grizz

orangeglow

2003-09-10, 10:12 AM

Originally posted by LaZyCrZy
I got these cheeseburgers man! I'll suck yo' dick!

that is one of the greatest movies known to man....

and I still think its a great idea, but maybe I'm just looking at the economy of it, i mean, its cheap!

Article One

2003-09-10, 12:00 PM

Originally posted by badkitty3804

Guys do enough 'penis tricks' as it is...

heheh..the peepee dance, a la "Kids".

Article One

2003-09-10, 12:01 PM

Originally posted by Chicago
oddly*

hey, whats up.

if you look right below your post, you can see that there is an "Edit" button. you dont have to do this * correction thing like on AIM.

:thumbsup:

elad

2003-09-10, 12:02 PM

one, uhh, acronym: POTP :chilly:

orangeglow

2003-09-10, 12:03 PM

Article One

2003-09-10, 12:06 PM

Originally posted by elad
one, uhh, acronym: POTP :chilly:

isnt that the name of the play you went to see?

pluryou

2003-09-10, 12:27 PM

:delirious: I guess that would be a good idea for some.

elad

2003-09-10, 12:31 PM

:yes: if by play you mean 2 guys folding their cacks&ballz into painful lookin "instalations"

Electric Head

2003-09-10, 05:02 PM

Originally posted by BizarroCub
This kinda reminds me of an idea my friends and I had a few years ago. They were for, for lack of a better word, vagina flavor packets. Like a breath mint for the heart shaped box.

That way whenever a guy was gonna go down on a girl, they could get some nice vanilla flavor or that essence of mango going on.

It'd also help out those guys that don't like doing it for that reason.

-Grizz

I think that instead of changing the flavor of vaginas (why on earth would ANYONE do that!) we should change the flavor of everything else......to taste like pussy! Think about it, pussy flavored ice cream on top of pussy pie!

And for dessert.......I take her out for a 'beer'

Spinsta'

2003-09-10, 05:12 PM

i'd suck a dick if benihana sauce came out

Spinsta'

2003-09-10, 05:12 PM

:chug :specialed:

BizarroCub

2003-09-10, 05:14 PM

Originally posted by DC Pimp
we should change the flavor of everything else......to taste like pussy! Think about it, pussy flavored ice cream on top of pussy pie!

Um...ew...very ew...um...ew ew ew...

-Grizz

Electric Head

2003-09-10, 05:15 PM

Hey! You're in luck! We'll tawk later.

BTW: Great website.......very clever and funny! Which one are you?

Electric Head

2003-09-10, 05:16 PM

Originally posted by BizarroCub

Um...ew...very ew...um...ew ew ew...

-Grizz

Sorry, this flavor isn't for everyone. Maybe you'd like a beer instead ?

i like blue

2003-09-10, 05:23 PM

this idea is weird

Spinsta'

2003-09-10, 05:28 PM

Originally posted by DC Pimp
Hey! You're in luck! We'll tawk later.

BTW: Great website.......very clever and funny! Which one are you?

the little blonde with the big benihana appetite

Electric Head

2003-09-10, 05:37 PM

Ahhh, the real cute one with the tan.......hi!

BizarroCub

2003-09-10, 05:38 PM

Originally posted by DC Pimp
Sorry, this flavor isn't for everyone. Maybe you'd like a beer instead ?

Well...if the wang were spurting Jagermeister or Red Bull + Vodka, then we'd be in business. I don't mind working for a drink.

-Grizz

BizarroCub

2003-09-10, 05:38 PM

Electric Head

2003-09-10, 05:40 PM

I'm sure something can be worked out if you ask around.

iminxtc

2003-09-11, 12:31 PM

Well...if the wang were spurting Jagermeister or Red Bull + Vodka, then we'd be in business. I don't mind working for a drink.

YUMMY!

Cyberj10

2003-09-11, 07:18 PM

Freaky

POG

2003-09-11, 07:20 PM

The best side effect: closeted Jocks would finally have an excuse to have oral sex with their frat boy brothers!!!!:nixo:

badkitty3804

2003-09-11, 07:21 PM

This is just :chilly:...no matter what!

afxgod

2003-09-12, 12:22 AM

awesome

Heruk

2003-09-13, 04:07 PM

xxmellyxx

2003-09-14, 12:11 AM

mmm, pee and beer

any fellas thirsty?

:bookonraves:

xxmellyxx

2003-09-14, 12:14 AM

wait! what if the girl has a urinary tract infection? eck!

candypink

2003-09-15, 03:47 AM

sara i think its a great idea!!

koolaidluva

2003-09-15, 12:52 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA....Og is always talkin about biological alterations...

i really think shes a robot/clone

orangeglow

2003-09-15, 12:54 PM

i am not a robot!

i'm just a lush.

koolaidluva

2003-09-15, 01:06 PM

whatever BEERPISSINGLOWTRON

Muramasa

2003-09-15, 01:09 PM

:afterbuzz:

cleophite

2003-09-15, 02:03 PM

:spit:

kirk

2003-09-15, 05:20 PM

NO2 would be much much better.

Blue_Kitten

2003-09-17, 11:56 AM

I agree with maynard, who came up with this idea anyway?

VaBiMdL

2003-09-17, 12:56 PM

niiiice idea

Muramasa

2003-09-17, 01:28 PM

*Squirt*:D

Cypher Heat

2003-09-17, 04:18 PM

Originally posted by djinergy
sounds like a plan to me.... but only if girls get a similar modification..... hehe. the best thing about it is, the more head the guy gets, the drunker the girl gets, so the more head he's gonna get........ bwahahaha!

Then the guy runs the risk of getting puked on

SCHLiTZ

2003-09-17, 04:21 PM

I'm willing to take that risk....

santaklaus

2003-09-18, 08:10 PM

i didnt know ravers were into legal substances such as beer...

madeofwires

2003-09-18, 08:12 PM

beer! :cheers:

keokikim02

2003-09-18, 08:18 PM

Originally posted by elad
:werd:

+ you'll have all these beer fiends tryin to suck their own d's and breakin their necks (ala clerks)

:yikes: :afterbuzz: you oversaught that one quickly..

Muramasa

2003-09-18, 09:29 PM

Originally posted by madeofwires
beer! :cheers:

:hifive:

maynard

2003-09-18, 09:32 PM

Originally posted by Blue_Kitten
I agree with maynard, who came up with this idea anyway?

My good friend Sara (orangeglow on this board) and her roommate, Cyndi.

Muramasa

2003-09-18, 10:09 PM

:specialed:

Yakko Red

2003-09-18, 10:11 PM

Originally posted by santaklaus
i didnt know ravers were into legal substances such as beer...

Beer: Helping white guys dance since 1973.

Muramasa

2003-09-18, 10:12 PM

Shhhh! Don't encourage him!!:D

Article One

2003-09-19, 12:36 AM

Originally posted by santaklaus
i didnt know ravers were into legal substances such as beer...

:afterbuzz:

this is the funniest thing ive read all day.

Yakko Red

2003-09-19, 12:39 AM

No doubt...

*kicks back Natty light*

here at our homestead, beer is a constant just like running water, power, and PS2

Valencia Styles

2003-09-19, 10:31 PM

i definitly don't think that it's a good idea and i have a feeling that the more and more men see beer come out of it, that they're going to start drinking their own body fluids.... :chilly: :no:

bbjohnson

2003-09-20, 01:08 PM

would give a whole new meaning to the saying "Dina sucks dick for beer"

:jk: :D

Valencia Styles

2003-09-20, 02:31 PM

:haha: FIENDS I TELL YOU!

Muramasa

2003-09-20, 02:40 PM

Originally posted by bbjohnson
would give a whole new meaning to the saying "Dina sucks dick for beer"

:jk: :D
:yikes:

:afterbuzz:

Nquire

2003-09-22, 02:29 AM

Originally posted by maynard
srafnel: oh oh !
srafnel: so cyndi and i had this fabulous idea
Maynard369: haha
Maynard369: uh oh
srafnel: guys should genetically modify themselves so that beer comes out of their pee pee when they're *pleasured*
srafnel: it works out for everyone!
Maynard369: i'm not sure how that would work
srafnel: girls get free beer, guys get more head!
srafnel: doesn't matter if you already get alot
srafnel: you'd get more!
Maynard369: haha
srafnel: and i mean, you could like, change the brew to suit your girl
Maynard369: like a nice killian's
srafnel: exactly! :haha: :specialed:

cleophite

2003-09-22, 04:40 AM

Originally posted by Yakko Red

Beer: Helping white guys dance since 1973. http://www.volumen.net/crap/dance_3.jpg

Mandaba

2003-09-22, 04:43 AM

Originally posted by cleophite
http://www.volumen.net/crap/dance_3.jpg

:hitit:

:afterbuzz:

Ejay

2003-09-25, 02:48 AM

[QUOTE]Originally posted by bbjohnson
[B]would give a whole new meaning to the saying "Dina sucks dick for beer"

:chug :velvet: :cheers: :buzz: :jk:

Muramasa

2003-09-25, 03:38 AM

Originally posted by cleophite
http://www.volumen.net/crap/dance_3.jpg

Is the guy on the left... buzzboy?!

:D

badkitty3804

2003-09-25, 03:41 AM

OMFG! CHRIS!

ROFLMFAO!!!11!1!!

Muramasa

2003-09-25, 03:44 AM

http://www.buzzboy.net/webisodeani1.gif

keokikim02

2003-09-25, 11:50 AM

kirk

2003-09-25, 01:17 PM

i don;t know if i'll ever be able to imbibe teh beer again.

yes i will

Muramasa

2003-09-25, 02:10 PM

:haha:

Heruk

2003-09-26, 05:47 AM

haha

GiveMeFunkyBeats

2003-09-26, 01:16 PM

ummmm no good captain...man overboard

juicyjay

2004-05-17, 05:21 PM

haha sounds GREAT.

maynard

2004-05-17, 05:24 PM

http://www.angelfire.com/va/Icculus/frankenstein.jpeg

pLhEmp

2004-05-17, 05:29 PM

wow- solved the problem for everyone, cool!

badkitty3804

2004-05-17, 05:33 PM

holy shit this is old.

the sex molesters

2004-05-17, 06:45 PM

no shit!

teh awesomeness

2004-05-18, 12:18 AM

Where the hell did this thread come from?

<---had forgotten about her drunken, yet fabulous idea.

cleophite

2004-05-18, 01:01 AM

this thread is still hilarious :afterbuzz:

Wickity

2004-05-18, 04:06 AM

msjustinehu keeps diggin shit up.

Methodus

2004-05-18, 04:24 AM

msjustinehu keeps diggin shit up.

x 1239087129837192387129387123

moonraver0719

2004-05-18, 10:09 AM

and on the even brighter side, there would be less children! no children, even! yay!

well...ya dont get pregnant from giving head. thank god,

and I woudnt want beer going ..in there... :blush:

wishingaway

2004-05-18, 03:02 PM

sounds better with vodka. oh yeah, and maybe not have them always pissing alcohol.

bkidz

2004-05-18, 03:39 PM

msjustinehu keeps diggin shit up.

Has anyone looked at her yahoo profile?

Methodus

2004-05-19, 02:24 AM

Has anyone looked at her yahoo profile?

yes. I don't know if I should comment.

sillinuse

2004-06-02, 08:26 PM

nope... bad idea

Hope

2004-07-01, 02:52 PM

lol

cleophite

2004-07-01, 03:00 PM

you guys are (were?) mean.

thread-back-from-the-dead, revival #2.

badkitty3804

2004-07-01, 03:01 PM

I'm waiting to see what the next one will be!

*giddy*

blewmymindblank

2004-07-01, 03:10 PM

http://dungpow.com/uploads/1088705391die.jpg

teh awesomeness

2004-07-01, 03:20 PM

In another 20 or so posts it will.

I really need to get my team of mad scientists working on this one though. Orangeglow01 (my apprentice) should be almost done with the time machine. This may be her new project.

orangeglow01

2004-07-01, 03:31 PM

So.. tired...

Someone, please send sammiches.

evey

2004-07-01, 03:33 PM

What in the hell...

teh awesomeness

2004-07-01, 03:33 PM

So.. tired...

Someone, please send sammiches.
You'll get your sammich when you finish, slacker.

badkitty3804

2004-07-01, 03:34 PM

BTW, this idea is still :nixo:

Wickity

2004-07-01, 03:57 PM

Yeah, I hate to be the revolutionary thinker here, but how about if you just give the girl that blows you a beer. In fact, consider this a standing offer from me.