If you had $87 Billion Dollars, how would you spend it?

[empath]

Well, the president has just asked for $87 Billion for Iraq, but I bet we can come up with some better uses:

[maynard]

None of the above. I'd spend it on me.

[Kuro]

Giant killer robot.

[empath]

Fuck, I should have thought of that..

[elad]

Originally posted by Kuro
Giant killer robot.

:werd: x 100000000

i voted "flying cars", i change my vote to "giant flying killer robot"

[empath]

I added you and walker to the GKR tally. Since we're being scientific about it.

But you can vote for more than one thing anyway..

[Alexis]

Bling, Bitches and 40's

DUH

[hue-e]

I would want to be able to ride and control my giant flyering killer robot

[elad]

but of course, its MY $87B!

[retail]

flying robot queer eyes

[the sex molesters]

def. giant killer robots... and flying cars... and a moonbase, so i can escape all the havoc i create with my robots!

[Alexis]

I would pay people to like me

[empath]

We are nothing if not practical.

[velvetgoldmire]

This is why none of you will ever get my vote for president.

[Alexis]

Lots and Lots of Bacon.

[bkidz]

How many headlining international DJs can $87B book?

[elad]

Originally posted by WanderingStarz
Lots and Lots of Bacon.

:raveon:

http://www.frymybacon.com/articles/articles.php?article_ID=247

wow that article is soo on point i want to crap my pants.

[empath]

I think a flying car/giant killer robot ticket is a winner...

[DNAgirl]

I am the only person who voted for free college? :wtf:

Oh, and I vote for Giant Killer Robots too. And they seem to be winning:cheer:

[Article One]

Vietnam II: This Time, Its not Vietnam I.

[bkidz]

Originally posted by Article One
Vietnam II: This Time, Its not Vietnam I.

Is that kind of like "Die Hard II, Die harder".

[rajdeep]

I could've used the Walmart money yestd... :D

But yea, Viet II, let's show them who's their daddy!! :postal:

[DCdude]

Originally posted by bkidz
How many headlining international DJs can $87B book?


maybe 4

[empath]

or Sasha.

[Alexis]

You Are
20%
Canadian!

Well, you suck. Brett Hull is more Canadian than you. You should be ashamed.

[empath]

You Are
40%
Canadian!

Time for some re-education. You need to go back to school. You might be a Canuck, but you don't know what that means.

[rajdeep]

Originally posted by bkidz
How many headlining international DJs can $87B book?


Originally posted by nosestuff



maybe 4


Originally posted by empath
or Sasha.

:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:



:FUBAR: :touchmymonkey:

[bkidz]

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Originally posted by bkidz
How many headlining international DJs can $87B book?
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Originally posted by nosestuff



maybe 4
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Originally posted by empath
or Sasha.


Dude like how long of a set would Sasha spin?

I think that would probably equate to his ever rare five year set that he spins at Ibiza.

:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:

[Gizmo]

1. FINALLY visit australia, make that a starting point for trip around the world
2. open battered women’s shelter
3. 1973 corvette stingray
4. the people closest to me get out of debt
5. go to a better school, overseas, and take only the classes I want like language and philosophy, instead of these bullshit underwater basketweaving classes to get a degree
6. rest goes to charity, retirement fund & investments

[maynard]

I'd buy a 10 million dollar car. And the Cleveland Caveliers.

[bkidz]

Finally, I'll have enough money to show Cort I've got "dubs"

:smooch: :haha:

[elad]

umm, not a wish list k thnx, this is a serious votin process, mmkay.

[rajdeep]

:haha: Retirement funds??? YOu could buy Australia with that money.... what's their debt anyways?

[bkidz]

Originally posted by maynard
I'd buy a 10 million dollar car. And the Cleveland Caveliers.

with the Reskins avatar wouldn't you want to buy the Wizards.

:hmm:

[empath]

Originally posted by elad
umm, not a wish list k thnx, this is a serious votin process, mmkay.

The kids today have no respect for the democratic process..

[bkidz]

Originally posted by elad
umm, not a wish list k thnx, this is a serious votin process, mmkay.

Already voted.

[elad]

A W E S O M E !

[Gizmo]

Originally posted by bkidz
Finally, I'll have enough money to show Cort I've got "dubs"

:smooch: :haha:
*thinks about it*

I'll need another million... I mean minute... to decide.

[Gizmo]

I went for the giant killer robots on the entire premise that they look so badass in sim city 4.

[rajdeep]

Giant Killer Robots driving (flying?) Flying Cars towards Moonbase!! :specialed:

I just noted that no one cares for the deficit!! Bush was right all this while!! :thumbsup:

[maynard]

You can't buy Cortney's love... she is, as some call her, the "Ice Queen."

[the sex molesters]

as we can all see... it's all about the giant killer robots.

[bkidz]

Originally posted by maynard
You can't buy Cortney's love... she is, as some call her, the "Ice Queen."

Don't you mean she's sweet like :icecream: .

:delirious: :delirious: :haha:

[maynard]

No, what I said is what I meant! :shakesfist:

[Yakko Red]

fuck all those choices, i'd give a few people a billion dollars each, and with the 80 billion i had left, i'd buy an island somewhere tropical, and spend the rest of my time there when i wasn't traveling the world looking for the most beautiful places in terms of scenery.

also i would take a friend with me for a few years as i traveled the world to see everything one possibly could. I'd go to the highest mountains and the clearest oceans.....

[MattaKnox]

Universal Healthcare, but only if cowbell is available as part of the coverage, because I've got a fever.

[Gizmo]

<-------- cold as a witch's tit

[the sex molesters]

how cold is a witch's tit?

[the sex molesters]

actually... come to think about it... i've felt a witch's tit before, and it was pretty warm......

[empath]

someone hasn't read catcher in the rye.

[the sex molesters]

no.... no i haven't. oh well.

[bkidz]

Originally posted by Gizmo
&lt;-------- cold as a witch's tit

I'll find out on Friday over some :chug if you'll let me buy you a couple. How about that?

Truce *extends hand to shake and make nice*

[Gizmo]

Originally posted by bkidz


I'll find out on Friday over some :chug if you'll let me buy you a couple. How about that?

Truce *extends hand to shake and make nice*

I didn’t know we were fighting, but okay...

*truce*

http://www.cartway-kapers.com/images1/hand-%203.jpg

[Gizmo]

:evilred:

[elad]

:haha: buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

get your :bigpimp: on!

:hifive:

[the sex molesters]

:haha: hand buzzer..... i used to have one of those..... lol

[Anti-DieselKitty]

Originally posted by empath
Well, the president has just asked for $87 Billion for Iraq, but I bet we can come up with some better uses:

1. House
2. Gay House Boy (a la The Birdcage)
2. Clothes, shoes, handbags
3. New car or 2 or 3
4. Have Eric clone my dog (and his)
5. Buy a real pink tank like my avatar
6. Buy Erin a farm full of pugs
7. Buy my mom a giant house
8. Buy gifts for my friends daily

[nyhope]

i want a pony and it's not on the list! :sadblue:

also catie and i think i should have a pool with a swim up bar in my front yard :bigpimp:

[Anti-DieselKitty]

OMG! How could I forget a pool with a swim up bar! An indoor AND outdoor one.

[DieselErin]

Yeah! My sister would buy me a pug farm! So, guess I'd have to return the favor with Prada purses!

[dj intreeg]

I'd buy a Saleen S7 for everyone. Those are real flying cars neway.

[bkidz]

Originally posted by Gizmo


I didn’t know we were fighting, but okay...

*truce*

http://www.cartway-kapers.com/images1/hand-%203.jpg

Your T-shirt "I spent $87,000,000,000 and all I got was this lousy T-shirt"

[unknown dj]

Originally posted by maynard
None of the above. I'd spend it on me.
i agree

[Anti-DieselKitty]

Where's my cd Jeff??? :puppydog:

[unknown dj]

i'll have one for you friday hopefully, chad has had it for a while now and he said he was gonna burn it for me,plus we were trying to see about electrolife for the copying but they never got back so back to the drawing board....but i should have some on friday....sorry.

[Anti-DieselKitty]

Okay...as long as I'm getting one soon...:D

[unknown dj]

don't worry i want to get it out asap

[Gizmo]

Originally posted by unknown dj

i agree

aw, you’d spend it on dan, too? that’s so cute. :affection:

[unknown dj]

hey what are buzz boarders for

[Nos]

Where is the beer and hookers option?

[Jerkyboy76]

In a word..........., PUDDING!

[Layla]

i am wrong to be dissapoited, but here goes....
i don't need 87 billion to have fun or here good music or be happy or even make sure my friends are happy. i don't need a new car or new house or any of that... if i won the lottery tomorrow i probably wouldn't spend the money cause the things i care about and want can't be bought anyways.
as far as the poll goes... the only thing on there that i really want is universal health care. well, that and education. there are very few things that a government should provide. those are possibly the two most important things things. make sure your populace is healthy and educated enough to secure, ensure, and insure the safety, prosperity and future of the country. course, we obviously don't care about that. so... can't spend my imaginary money on it... what next?
world hunger. well, we got problems with the population already, and we haven't even begun to crowd the earth, that says enough right there. obviously there weren't supposed to be this many humans around, so i got nothing to ease hunger problems cause it just leads to more people.
unfortunately there isn't alist of options in the thread review, so i forgot what the rest were, but i guess they didn't make much of an impression with me.
really, in the end, i can't imagine that anyone, in their natural lifetime, could do anything with that much money. that's why we give it to the government. unfortunately, we're led by a bunch of war-mongering idiots who actually believe that what is written down, what is prophesied, will happen. so we're on a beeline for armegeddon. stupid. we have the power and know-how to make this a beautiful world, heaven on earth, so to speak. oh well. see you all in hell.

[Spinsta']

i'd spend a bunch on animal rights and shelters and such- and with the rest i'd build my own disney and call it something inappropriate, like dildo

[Muramasa]

I'd build a BBC headquarters, complete with laser lights, free beer, and stripper poles.

I'd then buy myself a house, and put the rest of the money in a huge pile of $20 bills in my backyard and sit on top of the pile holding a shotgun until the day I die. I'd live off of pizza and beer deliveries and die a happy, happy man.

I'd leave the inheritence to a house full of cats, and pay Cortney minimum wage to be their caretaker.:D

[Gizmo]

all my dreams of being a poor, crazy cat lady will finally come true!

:lessthanthree:

[Muramasa]

Originally posted by Gizmo
all my dreams of being a poor, crazy cat lady will finally come true!

:lessthanthree:

Well, I had to do SOME kind of good with the money.:wink:

[binger]

i would by the worlds biggest ball og yarn and roll it down the street next my neigbor's house "damn crazy woman has 22 cats and the cats kittens runnning right behind the mama it sucks)

bascily i would off her if you know what i mean becasue i hate going to sand box to play and it turn into a treasure chest of cat :poop: its mean i know but it has to be done

i hope everyone understands me :puppydog:

[Fatty_McLumpkin]

I'd buy a warehouse, then buy the worlds biggest subwoofer system, and bring some Dieselboy vinyls then set a birthday cake 300 yards away and try to blow the candles out...with just the subwoofers....:menthol:

[hallodazin]

i would end world hunger and get me jaguar mmm hhmmm
and pay my debts off and hmmm one more thing...housecarcollege
sounds good to me:thumbsup:

[tigermomma]

Originally posted by Gizmo

2. open battered women’s shelter


&nbsp;

:affection:

[Tybaltcap]

moon bases and flying cars people.....traffic would never get in my way. muhahaha...that or a castle and a harium

[tigermomma]

Ohhhh....I want a castle...Like Sting

I voted insurance though. But I have good reasons for that decision :) (one of the being I didnt know I could pick more than one...)

Seriously though, if I had any largesse like that I would definitely travel for the rest of my life and see everything there is to possibly see. And pay to go to space with the Russians like that N'Sync guy. :yes:

[mary morris]

Fatty_McLumpkin,

i'd totally love to see that, dude!!! =D

thanks for that!

you made my day!

after feeding the world and making sure everyone had health insurance, my fantasy would be to be a bona fide dieselboyhead, like the deadheads! i would follow him around the world from gig to gig - and since i'd have the money, i'd videotape all his gigs, too, and create an archive of his gigs! yeah!

and i'd start a dieselboy museum! =)

that's for starters, lol ...

respect,
mary :)

[Muramasa]

Originally posted by mary morris
Fatty_McLumpkin,

i'd totally love to see that, dude!!! =D

thanks for that!

you made my day!

after feeding the world and making sure everyone had health insurance, my fantasy would be to be a bona fide dieselboyhead, like the deadheads! i would follow him around the world from gig to gig - and since i'd have the money, i'd videotape all his gigs, too, and create an archive of his gigs! yeah!

and i'd start a dieselboy museum! =)

that's for starters, lol ...

respect,
mary :)

:hifive:
Can I come too? I'll be the museum janitor.:D

[mary morris]

word, TigerJunglist!

we could be co-curators! :)

we would have to reproduce platinum to the last detail!

it will be the best fun! =D

mary :)

:afterbuzz:

[Spinsta']

many many ostrich burgers with fat free american cheese and tall frosty glasses caffeine free diet coke

[Yakko Red]

Originally posted by DieselErin
Yeah! My sister would buy me a pug farm! So, guess I'd have to return the favor with Prada purses!

A pug farm would be the shit.

[xgirl]

Originally posted by Yakko Red


A pug farm would be the shit.

i would call it 'leoland'.

i would pay off my debt. i would buy a big house in dc, nyc, and la. i would make sure my friends and relatives were taken care of. i'd give money to howard dean. i would give money to buzz. i don't know why, but they deserve a reward for bringing back the fun. i'm sure they could find something to do with it. i'd buy a lifetime supply of chocolate milk and bud light. i would hire a personal trainer. i would bring over some baby girls from china and hire a nanny for when i couldn't chill with them. i would buy a new couch. i would buy presents for my favorite rock stars.

[punkasschikadee]

Originally posted by WanderingStarz
I would pay people to like me

:delirious: :delirious: :delirious:

sorry... somehow just now found this post....

[Muramasa]

Originally posted by mary morris
word, TigerJunglist!

we could be co-curators! :)

we would have to reproduce platinum to the last detail!

it will be the best fun! =D

mary :)

:afterbuzz:

Haha, Mary, it's Charly! Joe says hi..

:raveon:

[punkasschikadee]

Originally posted by binger
i would by the worlds biggest ball og yarn and roll it down the street next my neigbor's house &quot;damn crazy woman has 22 cats and the cats kittens runnning right behind the mama it sucks)

bascily i would off her if you know what i mean becasue i hate going to sand box to play and it turn into a treasure chest of cat :poop: its mean i know but it has to be done

i hope everyone understands me :puppydog:

:haha:

i would pay someone to clean up cat poop so that binger wouldnt off all the kittens

[A.J.]

A house of solid gold :D

[punkasschikadee]

Originally posted by mary morris
Fatty_McLumpkin,

i'd totally love to see that, dude!!! =D

thanks for that!

you made my day!

after feeding the world and making sure everyone had health insurance, my fantasy would be to be a bona fide dieselboyhead, like the deadheads! i would follow him around the world from gig to gig - and since i'd have the money, i'd videotape all his gigs, too, and create an archive of his gigs! yeah!

and i'd start a dieselboy museum! =)

that's for starters, lol ...

respect,
mary :)

:respectktw:

[Muramasa]

Originally posted by A.J.
A house of solid gold :D

:hifive:

And then start a cartoon company, eh?:wink:

[Muramasa]

Originally posted by punkasschikadee


:respectktw:

:yes::werd:

Mary is teh most awesomestest.:D

[keokikim02]

I'ma hafta go with free college... everyone deserves to go to school dammit... it's just hard for me to see when people don't go to school coz of money prollems...

[Tybaltcap]

yeah man, paying for college is kicking my butt right now! does anyone want to pay for it? eh...eh?

[punkasschikadee]

sorry tybaltcap, heres a dollar

:loot: cha chiiiiing!!! thats what im talkin bout!!!

[keokikim02]

Damn... it's either free school or universal health care... yeah.. both equally important.. well.. health more.. but i already voted for free school so.. meh :gotme:

[Muramasa]

I'm still all about the giant robot.:D

One day you will all serve Charly-tron3000!!! Bow down while you have the chance!!!:bbjohnson:

[GooglyMoose]

With that much money I would throw the single biggest party ever. One big enough to crush everything! mwahahahahaha!

I'd probly just buy a really big, really comfy bed and sleep a long long long long time.

[J*C*M]

Originally posted by tigerjunglist
I'm still all about the giant robot.:D

One day you will all serve Charly-tron3000!!! Bow down while you have the chance!!!:bbjohnson:

thats right, at least someone is still with me on the robots

[Blue_Kitten]

Well MTV might actually play videos, now that I'd own it! And pop musicians would be rounded up and put into camp where they were forced to listen to their music OVER AND OVER like we had to suffer!

[GooglyMoose]

87 billion dollars would not buy MTV, just Carson Daily

[santaklaus]

i would get a solid gold toilet seat. i always wanted to be able to sit my bare ass down on pure gold...

[Muramasa]

I'd build of those machines... hmm.. well, I don't wanna spoil anything... but um... one of those machines that Tom Cruise was put into in Vanilla Sky...:raveon:

[keokikim02]

Originally posted by santaklaus
i would get a solid gold toilet seat. i always wanted to be able to sit my bare ass down on pure gold...



:afterbuzz: :afterbuzz: :thumbsup:

[santaklaus]

wait, i meant to say my FAT, RED bare ass...

[Chef Roy R Dee]

Giant Killer Robots Rock!
I'd buy my own island too and make my own laws.
And help everyone that I could.

[juicyjay]

booo. wheres the go on a shopping spree option?

[juicyjay]

whoa wtf. this is from september.

[Chef Roy R Dee]

booo. wheres the go on a shopping spree option?
True

[LitainCognita]

i would pay of my mortgage and when i did, i would show up at chase manhattan mortgage, jump on the reps desk and say "FUK U, U BLOOD SUCKING VAMPIRES"....then i would hand them the check and calmly get escorted out the building.

[Scoobie-Snax]

I would spend half and invest the rest.

[Chef Roy R Dee]

I'd rent out the Camin Island's and throw THE BIGGEST AND BADDEST FUCKIN PARTY this world has ever seen!

[badkitty3804]

*I'd become an investor for events that I think have potential, that need the financial backing.

*Put 50 million in the bank, live off the interest.

*Hook up my family and friends...

*donate the rest to various charities

[Chef Roy R Dee]

Want to be my financial advisor?

[The Big Game]

Well, the president has just asked for $87 Billion for Iraq, but I bet we can come up with some better uses:


i would do 2 chicks at the same time

[Sunspot8785]

Giant Killer robots because i think they could get all of the others done!

[Ink Blot]

i'd buy some remote island

build a big ass house

buy playboy

get the bunnies on the island

buy a million dollars worth of alcohol

have a huge party

then uh...

oh god i think having that much money i would just die

[infectedskazi]

we so need the moon base

[someguy]

haha, 4 other cynical bastards voted for vietnam II

moon base was the next best choice though.

[PaulieWalnuts]

http://tijil.org/zombie_thread.gif

[Deinfamous]

None of the above. Seriously, I'd give 10% to my church(yikes I go to church?!) and spend the rest on me.

[5l1mm]

giant killer robots seemed like the most practical use.
although im sure bush will put it towards vietnam II instead.
on the brite side we did good at making iraq look better during its sadam regeim by making it comparable to now.
i think a hardass country like that needs a hardass dictator to keep it in line.
like the principal at my little brothers middleschool carried a baseball bat.
but he did a good job at governing that school

[LizE]

http://blog.craplife.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/05/lawrence.jpg

Two chicks at the same time.

[decoy]

:haha: bwaahahahaha